Gina's Interview with Goku
Gina: Welcome to the set of Gina�s interview with Goku!
Audience: *claps*
Goku: *walks onstage, waves to the audience and sits down*
Gina: Goku, that�s my chair. Sit over there.
Goku: Oh, ok.
Gina: Now, let�s get started.
Goku: I�m hungry!
Gina: Shut up! Is it true that you use hair gel to keep your hair that way?
Goku: ...
Gina: Hey, answer my question! It�s not THAT embarrassing...
Goku: *says quietly* You told me to shut up so I-
Gina: Just answer the questions!!!
Goku: Can I have some food?
Gina: Not until you answer my interview questions. If you do I promise to buy you all the food you can eat for dinner. (Hasn�t heard of Goku�s ability to eat massive amounts of food)
Goku: No.
Gina: Huh?
Goku: I don�t use hair gel.
Gina: Oh... (yeah right)
Gina: Next question. Why do you wear orange garbage bags?
Goku: Um...
Gina: *whallops him over the head with a frying pan*
Goku: OW!
Gina: You�re really slow.
Goku: I�m just weak because I�m hungry...
Gina: Whatever. Does all of your hair turn gold when you go Super-Saiya-Jin?
Goku: Let me check...
Gina: NO! Uhg... What�s your LEAST favorite food?
Goku: Pencil shavings!
Gina: *grumbles* Leave it to Hamster to find me someone like him for an interview...
Hamster: *from off the set* HEY!
Gina: Heh heh... so... is it true that your stupidity is the result of brain damage as a kid?
Goku: I found gum under your desk! *promptly swallows it*
Gina: *sweatdrops*
Vegeta: *in audience* BAKA! *lists off swearwords in 20 different languages*
Goku: *waves to him* Hi Vegeta!
Vegeta: GAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Gina: Uhg... now for another question. Are you a heavy drinker?
Goku: No, I would much rather have a nice refreshing healthy wholesome pure energetic good-for-you sports drink! It�s better for me.
Gina: Ok...
Gina: Do you eat road kill, or any other unusual foods, and what do you do with the leftovers?
Goku: You have food here?
Gina: Um... *looks about frantically*
Gina: Ah! Hey Goku! I�ll give you this half-eaten moldy cookie that I found under my chair if you answer my questions and pay attention!
Goku: COOKIE!!!
Gina: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked over and the cookie goes flying into a camera*
Goku: FOOD! *chomps down on the cookie and unfortunately also takes a bite out of the camera, ending the interview*
� Saiyan Gina and Combat Hamster