"Not in the trash"
This is a round robin in progress by Kristina (Clare's roommate), Mia, and Clare.  
It is primarily about our love for Sanosuke (from Rurouni Kenshin), Trunks (from Dragonball Z), and 
Nicholas D. "Delicious" Wolfwood (from Trigun, because Clare is a fickle whore.  
Nope, you won't find Gohan here.  She kicked his ass to the curb).


Kristina:  Chapter 1
Clare, Kristina and Mia went to the mall.  They went to a pet store and 
looked at bunnies and kitties, then decided that was not what they wanted. 
So they went to the Man Store for a new pet.  As soon as they walked in, 
they knew what they wanted.  Mia went immediately to a little sute lavender 
one called Trunks.   Clare went to a slightly larger one named Nick, and 
Kristina went for the largest one, called Sano.  They had to acclimate 
their new pets to their new home, so they had to be locked up in a closet 
for a few days to adjust.  After that.........


Mia:  Chapter 2
When she thought noone was looking, Mia made a dash for the door.  
Clare saw her out the corner of her eye and stood in front of the door in protest.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!"  she cried
"But I...I just want to touch him!" Mia whined.
"Fight it, Mia!"
"Silly girl, what are you doing?"  Kristina calmly approached the two. 
"Oh come on, they're not GOLDFISH!  They're men!  They can handle anything.  
We should let them out now!"  Mia's eyes swelled with tears "They must be so cold and lonely"
"If you lef them out prematurely," Kristina pointed out, "They could end up like..."
"Like Adam!"  Clare chimed in.  "Mia, do you want your beloved Trunks to be another Adam?"
"NO!"  Mia shuddered as she stepped away from the closet.
Clare put a hand on her friend's shoulder "Don't worry, there time is almost over."
"And trust me, "Kristina added with a gleam in her eye, "It will be well worth it."


Clare:  Chapter 3
Clare,  Mia, and Kris were standing by the closet door for what seemed like 
a month or more. "Damnit Clare!  What's the hold up!" Mia said 
exasperatedly, "I WANT TO TOUCH TRUNKS NOW!!!" "Yeah bitch!" Kristina 
chimed in.  "Guys, guys!  Good things "come" to those who wait! So keep 
your panties on!  There'll be ample opportunites for you to remove them 
later!" reasoned Clare.  She then paused a momment, and continued, "Kris, 
did you call me a bitch?"  "Yeah, I think I did!" Kristina smirked. 
"Brilliant!" Clare beemed, "Anywho, I think the time will be comming soon 
to release the menz, but we need to get some stuff together first!" 
"YAY!!" Mia jumped up and down, wiggling her spirit fingers, "I'll get to 
touch Trunks!!!"  "Ooooo!" squealed Kristina, "They'll need warm fuzzy 
socks!"  "And some red meat! I read somewhere that men like meat! Oh! And 
porn! MEN LIKE MEAT AND PORN!" Mia jumped in.  "Great!  You guys get that 
together and I'll stay here in case they need anything," laughed Clare, "Im 
SO EXCITED!"   Mia stopped dancing around and looked sternly at Clare, 
"Your better not touch Trunks whore."  Clare gave her an innocent smile, 
and Kristina and Mia went off to get the goodies for the menz.  No more 
than 2 minutes passed before Clare's curiosity got the best of her, and she 
found herself opening the closet door.  Hands grabbed her and pulled her 
into the darkness.
                         ***
"I got SOCKS!!!!" Kristina shouted as she opened the front door.  Mia, a 
cow's rump swinging in her hand, was behind her. "I don't see Clare." 
"CLARE!" Kris bellowed, as she and Mia went running to the closet.  The 
closet door opened and Clare came staggering out.  She was a mess, her 
shirt was on backwards, and her hair was...well, it looked pretty much the 
same. "I think they're ready," she said breathlessly.  "CLARE!!!"  Mia and 
Kristina screamed in unison. "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TOUCH TRUNKS!" fumed 
Mia, who was as red as the dead carcass in her hand.  "I didn't.  He did 
all the touching!"



Kristina:  Chapter 4
"Hey guys!!  Stop fighting!  The men will get out!" Kristina came into the
room holding 3 pairs of fuzzy socks: red, lavender and black.  Clare and
Mia turned silent, staring at Kristina and the socks in awe.  Mia spoke
first.  "Bu-bu-but you're already here."  Kristina turned around to see a
lookalike in the room!!!  This imposter was also holding socks, but they
were orange, fuscia and teal.  Both girls glared at eachother, hatred
burning in their eyes.   The LBR(lavendar black red) one pimpslapped the
OFT one.  OFT went flying across the room.  "How do we tell them apart?"
Clare pondered.  "I don't know, but the men certainly like the show," Mia
gestured to the men, who were lined up sitting on the floor with bags of
popcorn and some beer.  "That's it!" Mia cried.  "We'll use the men!  Sano
knows what Kristina smells like!  The both can't smell the same!"  With
that, Mia called Sano over, and Clare grabbed the fighting twins.  Sano
walked slowly towards them, eyeing both carefully.  He stopped infront of
OFT and sniffed her.  He opened his mouth.  "What is your name?"  In an
unsure voice, she answered, "Kris.  Why?"  Sano went to LBR, sniffing her
and asking the same question.  Her response was much quicker.  "My name is
Kristina, and you better stay back cause man, you reek!"  Clare and Mia
both fell to the floor in racuous laughter.  Trunks and Nick went to
investigate their owners.  Sano thought for a moment, and kicked the OFT
one through a window.  Her screaming echoed into the night.  He grabbed the
LBR one and gave her a big hug.  She cried, and asked him, "How did you
know it was me?"  He smiled.  Clare looked puzzled.  "Yeah, man. How did
you figure it out?"  Mia was too occupied tickling Trunks to be of any use
to the conversation.  Nick looked annoyed.  "Duh!  Her name is KRISTINA,
not Kris!!!"  After much rejoicing and some more tickling, Clare, Mia, and
KRISTINA decided to give their men a bath.  After all, they really really
reeked.


Mia:  Chapter 5
"Is this really necessary?" Nick whined as Clare was pulling him up the stairs.
"Yeah, I kinda like it when Trunks is sweaty" Mia whispered to Clare.
"I know," she sighed, "But Kristina is the one who is all about hygiene.  
She always gets on our cases to shower too, remember?"
"Kristina, can we make an exception?" Mia begged
"No!"  she cried "Are you kidding?  They have been locked in the CLOSET for months!  
Even you two can't go without bathing for months"
"Bu-bu-but..." Mia sobbed as she stared painfully at the drops of sweat framing Trunks' face.
"Don't worry, when he gets a bath, he will be even more wet...even 
his hair will be plastered to his face!"  Kristina gave a reassuring smile.
"Wheeeeeeee!"  Mia squealed as she clutched Trunks' arm.
"Hey it's not fair if you don't get wet too!"  He winked.
Mia blushed and gazed at the ground.  For once she didn't have a sexually explicit response.
  Her tongue was tied, or rather, it would be to Trunks' in a few minutes.  
She may have lost this battle, but she is not that submissive.  
She knew that she will be sure to dominate the situation next time, 
and she grinned as she considered the possibilities.
Kris stopped in front of the linen closet and began handing out loofahs.  
"What do you guys want to smell like?" she asked.
"I want to smell like Kristina!"  Sano cried "She smells pretty!!!"
Kristina blushed while the others were rolling on the ground underneath her in fits of laughter.
"Thank you Sano, but I smell like a girl.  Men have different scents"
"But you don't smell like her!"  Sano pointed at Clare "She's nasty!"
"I know you're not talking about my woman, you fruity smelling rooster!"  Nick roared.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"  Sano clenched his fists, ready to strike at any moment.
"Did I stutter?"  Nick snorted.
"I'll kick your ass!  Then we'll see who smells like what!"
Kristina jumped inbetween the two "Sano, the only ass you are touching is mine"
Clare snickered at the comment as her memory recounted her incredible expierence that happened only hours ago.  
Both Mia and Kristina glared at her, remembering how she had betrayed them before.
"Nick, I'm washing your hair"  Mia shouted.
"WHAT?!  NOOOOO!"  Clare cried.
"Oh yes, you dirty whore.  Getting into that closet was one mistake I will make SURE you regret!"
"But what about my hair?"  Trunks pouted.
"Oh don't give me those puppy-dog eyes!"  Mia glared "It takes two to tango pal, 
you played a role in this too."
"But...I thought she was you!  It was dark...and she didn't give me time to speak...
If I had known, I'd...I'm really really sorry Mia."
Mia sighed, she hated seeing her bad-ass Trunks whine, 
but she liked knowing that she was the only one that could bring him to that point.  
"Look, 
I'm just washing his hair...I don't even wanna know what you two did"
"I get to shave him!"  Kristina chimed in.
"WHAT?!  NO YOU CAN'T!!!"  Clare begged.
"Watch me!"  She snapped.  She then glared at Sano who was about to protest, 
but her look was enough to keep him silent.
"Don't I have a say in this?"  Nick finally spoke up.
"NO!"  Mia and Kristina shouted in unison.


Mia:  Chapter 5.5 (Because Clare likes to abstain from pleasureable things)
Mia and Kristina led Nick into the bathroom while Clare, Trunks, and Sano sulked in the hallway.
“Wait right here” Mia said as she fled the room, glaring at Clare as she passed.  
She soon returned with a chair and propped it up against the sink.  “Sit” she ordered Nick.
“What are you doing?”  He asked
“I’m washing your hair of course!”
“Oh, you mean you’re not getting in the shower with me?”  
Nick winked as a flying shampoo bottle went crashing into his head.
“I’m not a whore like Clare, now sit!”  
Nick did as told and Mia began scrubbing away.

Outside, Clare shuddered as she heard the water running.  “My poor Nick!” She cried.  
She turned to Trunks and started toward him.  “Hey Trunks, wanna-“
“No!  Don’t touch me!”  he barked.
“Well you’re no fun.”  Clare pouted.  She turned to Sano but then changed her mind.  
He had just said she smelled bad, and wasn’t getting nookie from her anytime soon.

Meanwhile, Kristina had been poking through the bathroom cabinets.
“Ah, found it!”  she cried as her hand grasped the tiny pink bottle.  
She went to Nick who was moaning as Mia massaged his scalp.
“Oh, does that feel good?”  Mia said aloud.
“Mia you are evil!!!”  they heard Clare scream from outside.
Kristina giggled as she poured the insides of the bottle into her hand.
“Whats that?”  Nick asked.
“It’s Nair, the hair remover.”
“I thought you were gonna shave me?”
“Nah, this is way better.  It leaves your skin feeling silky smooth and lasts days longer than shaving” 
Kristina recited the commercial.
“Oh come on!  I was expecting a Mulder/Vampire Lady scene!”
“EW!”  Kristina cried, “I’m not a whore like Clare!”  and she began plastering the pink lotion to his face.

*****

“Ok Trunks, you ready?” Mia asked excitedly
“Oh you know it!  I’m totally gonna dominate you” He grinned
“WHAT?!  I don’t think so, pal!  I’m the pro here.” 
“We’ll see about that” Trunks had finished setting up the dance pads.  
Sure, it was kind of early in the morning to be playing Dance Dance revolution, 
but they had become so addicted that they couldn’t help themselves.  Besides, Trunks thought, 
it was a good way to spend quality time with Mia.

Nick was awakened by the constant thuds and music with suggestive lyrics coming from the other room.  
He looked at the clock, which read 6:21 AM.  “My my, what is wrong with those two?”  he yawned.  
He looked down at the bunk bed under his and saw his lover slumbering soundly.  
‘She can sleep through a freight train running through a nitroglycerine plant’ he thought to himself.  
Seeing as though he wasn’t getting back to sleep, he got up and headed for the shower.
Two hours had past since he had woken up this morning.  He fixed himself breakfast and ate.  
He wondered where Kristina and Sano were, and why they weren’t having any trouble sleeping through this 
porn moment.  
Not being able to figure it out, he began staring at the clock counting the minutes away, 
questioning the pure hearts of the two.  “Do they ever stop?” he asked aloud as the clock struck 9.  
Finally, as if on cue, the noised ended with one loud bang, and Nick held his breath as he could hear their 
exhausted voices.
“Whew!”  Mia gasped, “That was GREAT!”
“Yeah, you were awesome!”  Trunks said inbetween pants “Where did you learn those moves?”
“Oh, I’ve practiced a lot.  I TOLD you I was a pro.  But you dominated a few times yourself” 
Mia smiled as Trunks blushed
“They should make this into a sport” he suggested.
“Yeah!  We could be a team and do it with other people all over the world!”
“That’s IT!  I’ve had enough!”  Nick screamed as he ran to Mia’s bedroom.   “Both of you out!  Right now!!!”  
He pounded on the door.
In a fit of rage, Mia broke down the door instead of opening it.
"What bug crawled up your colon?"  she yelled, "Trunks and I were having a moment!"
"THAT is what I'm putting a stop to" Nick glared "I was woken up by you two savages."  
He looked closely at them "Look!  You both are covered in sweat!  You should be ashamed!"
"There's nothing to be ashamed of" Trunks said calmly "If you wanted to, you could have joined us."
"WHAT?!  Are you nuts?  There's absolutely no way..." Nick's voice trailed off as he clutched 
his rapidly beating heart.  After a deep breath, he said "I can't believe you would even suggest that!"  
He pulled out his portable confessional "You two need to do this, right here right now!  Confess your sins!"
"What?" Mia challenged "Why don't you confess that you are just jealous.  You don't even have the endurance 
to keep up with us!  We were going at it for hours, I bet you could barely withstand 2 rounds!!"
In response to how dirty Nick perceived her words, his eyes rolled to the back of his head 
and his body fell to the ground with a loud thud.
"Man!  Why would he get so worked up about dancing?"  Trunks asked as he held out his hand
 to help Mia step over Nick’s unconscious limp body.
*****
Clare, startled by Nick's screams, had awaken to see what was going on.  However she decided to watch 
closely from the end of the hall.
"Damn!  He's awake" She cursed...she had already made plans for the day and they did not include him.  
It looked as if her plans would fall through until she saw Nick faint.  	
"Yes!"  She cheered to herself and instead of helping him, she headed towards the back door (her favorite entrance).
"Hey!"  She called when outside "Where are you?"
Gohan peered from his hiding spot "Here behind the bushes"
"Sorry to keep you waiting, there were complications..." She trailed off and lost concentration 
as his tall muscular body emerged from the bushes.
"It's ok" Gohan dusted himself off "It's good to see you again"
"Yeaaaaah" Clare drooled.
"So what now?"
"You know what you have to do if you want anything from me" Clare winked.
"Oh, right..."Gohan chuckled and stepped back to give himself more room.  
He stretched out his arms and began posing. "Hiya ho!  Here we go!  I'm the man with 
the plan..."


Clare:  Chapter 6
"?to uplift the good,  and root out the bad,  till we?re living like we should!"
"YES!!" exclaimed Clare,  "Naughty words!!! This is what I like, naughty words!!!"
Fired by Clare?s screams Gohan pressed on with even more gusto.  
"HIYA!!" he shouted as he struck another lethally sexy pose.
"YES!!!"  Clare was now on the ground,  rolling around in fits of joy.
"Wo ho, uh huh?"
"NAUGHTY!! NAUGHTY!!!!"  cried Clare.
"Now you understand that I?m the?"
"DON?T EVER STOP!!!!"
"Mmm hmm, mmm hmm."  Gohan paused,  savoring the moment.
Clare pounded the ground with her fists,  "MORE!!! MORE!!!!"
"GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!"  shouted Gohan as he thrust his ass out and threw his 
hands over his head.
At that Clare lost all control (and really, who wouldn?t?)  and  erupted 
into laughter.  "Gohan,  you are sooo sexy!!!"  she said,  as she wiped away the tears from her eyes.  
"DAMN!  You drive me crazy!"
"Man, and  I really thought I had you going this time?."  
Gohan laughed self consciously as palced his hand behind his head..
"I love you Gohan,  only you could give me that kind of pleasure!"
"Only him, eh?"  a voice cut in from the back.  A familiar voice, an angry 
voice?a sexy voice.  Damn Nick sounds pretty?."You weren?t saying that last night during our game of Uno."
Clare reluctantly turned around to face him. "Te he!?
"Who is this thug?" Nick seethed as he glared at Gohan.
Gohan started to answer but was stopped by Clare.  "He?s my Gohan,"  she 
stated defiantly.  "And he knows how to satisfy a woman."
"I really don-" Gohan began,  but was silenced again.
"I?ve been seeing him since he was 11,  and let me tell you,  even then he was better at Uno than you."
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! No one can beat my ?Nick Fu?!"  Nick bellowed,  "I?m an Uno ninja!"
"You haven?t seen him in action.  Besides,  I love Gohan.,"  Clare said simply as she slipped her arm
 around a nervous,  twitching Gohan.
Nick looked at both of them,  pain and dejection written on his face. "I guess you choose Gohan then?"
Clare dropped her arm from Gohan?s in surprise. "WHAT!?!?  I HAVE TO CHOOSE!!!"  
She looked from Nick to Gohan,  taking in all the sexiness. "THE HELL I DO!!!"
"Stop being a WHORE and CHOOSE!!!" Nick yelled.
"Yeah! Nicks right!"  Gohan jumped in.  "You need to choose one of us! Anyway, I don?t want to share you anymore."
"Fellas!!! Menz!! My sexies!!! Don?t be rash now!!! Do you know what?s 
better than being with one sexy man?"  Clare looked pointedly at them. Gohan shrugged.  
Nick looked back at her blankly.   "Being with TWO sexy men!!!!"  she squealed.
Before Nick and Gohan could respond to Clare?s line of reasoning. the voices of two men interrupted them.  
"Bloody hell!! Where the hell are we?"
"I don?t know," the other man sighed.  "We must?ve taken a wrong turn at Alberkerque."
"Damn. We should have taken the bus."
"Apparating is more effective?well, in most cases."
Clare,  Nick and Gohan turned around to see two thirtysomething men,  both 
dressed in unusual robes,  talking casually in the middle of the front yard. 
Clare immediately noted that they were both dead sexy,  but only one of them sung to her heart.  
He had tussled light brown hair that was peppered with gray,  which complemented his soft gray eyes.  
"I lied," Clare breathed,  "being with three sexy men is best."
"Excuse me,  do you mind telling us where we are?" Clare?s heart?s song asked,  snapping Clare out of her reverie.
"Oh! You are at Clare?s shack o?lovin! And Im Clare!!"
"Pleasure.   My name?s Remus and this, "  he gestured to the other man, who was now sniffing the air, "Is -"
"SHHH!!!"  Clare hushed him,  "DONT SAY HIS NAME!!!  Mia?s a hooker and hasn?t finished book three yet!!!!"
Remus smiled knowingly, "Right! What a shame! Well,  you can call him P-Diddy then!" 
Remus looked questionably at P-Diddy,  "Seriously,  what are you doing??"
"I smell food!"  P-Diddy proclaimed.  "Im going in!!!"  With that P-Diddy bounded into the house,  
the front door slamming behind him.
"Okay Clare, back to us."  Nick said, stepping in front of Remus,  "Choose one of us NOW."
"Nope." She said,  leaving no room for argument.
"Come on,  you really need to,"  Gohan pleaded.
"..."
"Excuse me,"  Remus said lightly from behind Nick,  pushing himself in-between Nick and Clare  
"I couldn?t help but overhear that you are in some sort of dilemma.  Have any of you ever seen the muggle 
television show called ?Chains of Love??"
"No,"  Clare said, interested.
Gohan shook his head,  "My mom never let me watch TV?"
"Well, in this show.  A woman is chained to three suitors?"
"YES!" Clare exclaimed excitedly,  "I like the sound of this already!!!"
"But," Remus continued,  "She has to choose one of the men in a weeks time."
"Damn," Clare huffed.
"I?m interested," said Nick, "I?ll do anything to make this woman choose."
"Fine," Clare gave in, "Where?s the chains?" Before Clare could get that 
out of her mouth,  chains appeared in Remus? hands.  "DAMN!"  She stared at Remus with stars in her eyes.
 "What else can you pull out from there?" She winked at Remus.
He laughed, "You?d be surprised."  He moved toward  Nick, Gohan and Clare, and began to chain them together,
"Wait!"  Clare wailed,  "Didn?t you say that a woman needed 3 suitors?"
"Um, yes.  I believe I did."
"So, tie yourself up to me too baby! It wouldn?t be proper if you didn?t!" 
"You are a whore Clare,"  Nick said plainly.
"Well, I guess I did say that there were three,  but I wouldn?t suggest it.  
I can get quite ill sometimes,  and then lose control of what I?m doing,"  Remus explained.
Clare picked up the chains,  "YOU ARE IN BABY!!!"
					
***

Some time later,  Clare,  Gohan,  Nick, and Remus sat on the couch,  still 
chained together, watching TV.   "Cheesy Poof?" Clare asked everyone.
"WHORE!!! "  Nick said clearly exasperated,  "Its been 2 WEEKS!!!!  You need to choose one of us NOW!!!"
"Well, if that?s how you feel, then you can just leave."  Clare absently 
smacked on her Cbeesy Poofs,  not removing her eyes from the television.
"FINE!! I WILL!"  Nick unchained himself and got up.  A second later there 
was the sound of a door slamming.
"What?s his problem?"  Gohan asked,  watching the television intently. "Damn,  television is wonderful!!!"
"These muggles are amazing!  Though I don?t particularly like this Hilde 
character,  she?s an ass,"  Remus reached for a cheesy poof.   
"And I don?t think that?s the correct usage of the word orthogonal."
"Hmmm," Clare agreed.


Kristina:  Chapter 7
While Clare and her many mens were watching TLC, and gettin' some TLC, 
Kristina was in the kitchen getting some grub.  Just as she pulled some 
juice out of the fridge, a man ran into the door.  A loud groan eminated 
from the other side.  Kristina looked around the door and looked for the 
person who got hurt.
"Owie!  That hurt!"  A devastatingly hot man slowly go to his feet.
Kristina was at a loss.  This man was gorgeous!The robes looked a 
little funny, but who really cares when you have sexy shaggy black hair? 
She struggled to speak.  "Um, are you alright?"
Mystery-Man noticed his admirer and turned around.  Their eyes locked. 
Out of nowhere, soft music began playing.
"Oh, you are what I've been searching for!  Oh sweetness, come to me!" 
And with that, he pushed Kristina out of the way and proceeded to eat 
everything in the refrigerator.  Kristina stared.
After satisfying his lust, he finally turned to Kristina. "Sorry about 
that.  It's just that I haven't eaten for days.  My name is-"
"No!" Kristina shushed him.  "I know who you are.  Mia doesn't know the 
full story yet- she's only up to book 3.  We'll have to wait to divulge 
your sexy name until she's finished."
"Alrighty then.  The odd one outside called me P-Diddy.  I kind of like 
it."  He grinned boyishly.
"Settled!  Come on, you need to meet the other odd one of the house." 
With that, Kristina led him off in search of Mia and her man.
****************************************************
Mia and Trunks were sitting on the bed, watching "Iron Chef" when 
Kristina and "P-Diddy" came in.  Clothes were strewn about, as were the 
bedsheets.  It looked a mess.  Anyway.  Kristina was about to introduce the 
group when suddenly a man burst in.
"Mia!  How I've missed you! You never return my calls, or stop by 
anymore!   I've lost the will to catch Pokemon!"  James threw himself at 
Mia's startled form.
"Uh, maybe we should leave," "P-Diddy" suggested.
"No way!"  Kristina replied.  "This oughta be good!  It's payback for 
her always calling us whores!"  They looked on eagerly.     JC came in.
"Mia, without you I've lost all semblance of appearing heterosexual!  I 
need you to come back!"
"Uh, what are you talking about?  You are 100 percent girl toy!  Who 
said you're gay?"
"...Everyone!"  JC burst into a girlish display of hysterical crying. 
Just then, another man ran in.
"Mia!  I've finally found you!"  Mulder stopped in his tracks and 
observed the two purple haired men at her feet.  "Oh, I see.  That's it. 
You like purple hair.  What do you want me to do?  Dye my hair?
"That's it!"  Mulder was trembling at this point.  "I'll dye my hair! 
Would you like that?  If I dye my hair will you love me again????"  He 
joined JC in sobbing at the foot of Mia's bed.
"Hey guys, what's uuuu-uh, what is going on?"  Clare and her men came 
in.
Kristina and "P-Diddy" smirked.  "Nothing more than Mia getting a taste 
of her own medicine!"  Kristina happily replied.
"Oh, that's all!  Yay!"  Clare danced in circles, dragging Gohan and 
Remus with her.
"Please stop, Clare, you're going to kill us!"  Remus managed to say. 
"Then how will you choose between us?"  Clare immediately stopped. 
"Tee-hee!"
"Anyway, I'm starved.  Is there any food?"  Gohan and Remus looked 
expectantly at Clare, who looked at Kristina.
"Uh, um.......well, uh, "P-Diddy" kind of ate it all,"  Kristina 
admitted sheepishly.  "I know!  We'll go get some!"  And with that, 
Kristina and "P-Diddy" left in a hurry, apparently for the grocery store.
"What are we going to do now?" Clare moaned.  "We've got a confused 
Mia, and..." counting Trunks, James, JC, Mulder, Remus, and Gohan on her 
fingers, fingers, "six hungry men to feed!  What are we going to eat until 
Kristina and "P-Diddy" come back?"


Mia:  Chapter 8
"SILENCE!!"  Mia yelled "Chairman Kaga is about to announce who's cuisine
reigns supreme!"
The entire room hushed as Mia snuggled up closer to Trunks and watched on.
"YAY!"  She cheered at Iron Chef Morimoto's triumph and was bouncing on the
bed in celebration.  She almost fell off when Trunks caught her in his
embrace.
"My hero!"  She drooled.
"Hey!"  James cried in his voice that was so flammy he could give the fire
department a run for their money.  "What about us?"
"Trunks..." Mia started, but didn't have to finish.  With a simple nod, he
shot a ki blast that sent the three suitors flying into the next town and
were never heard from again.  Got that Kristina?  Clare?  NEVER HEARD FROM
AGAIN!
"Rats!"  Clare cursed, "That wasn't enough to prove what a whore you truly
are!"
"You can't prove something that is false!"  Mia argued.
"I know!"  Gohan interrupted, "Let's play Truth or Dare!"
Trunks, Remus, Mia, and even Clare groaned.
"Gohan, that was SO high school!"  Trunks rolled his eyes.
"But...I'm still in high school!"
"What?  You're still in high school?"  Remus cried "I must be at least twice
your age then!"
"Yup!"  Clare said "And my age is right in the middle, which makes us
perfect!"  And she hugged her bitches.
"So can we play?"  Gohan asked anxiously.
"Sure, why not?"  Clare answered.  She and her bitches sat on the floor
while Trunks and Mia remained on the bed.
"OK!  I start!"  Clare announced.  "Mia!  Truth or dare!"
"Um...truth!"
"Ha!  This will prove once an for all...you have to tell us your BIGGEST
fantasy and whether or not it has been done yet."
Mia glared at Clare, Trunks blushed and stared at the bed.
"You are EVIL!  FINE!  The answer to the latter is yes..."
The other three gasped, Trunks' face was beginning to match Gohan's cape.
"MyfantasyisforTrunkstoreadHarryPottertomebeforeIgotosleep"  She said in one
breath.
"How wonderful!"  Remus cooed.  "Those are my favorite books!  Especially
the third one."
"OK!  My turn...CLARE!"  Mia said.
"Um...dare!  I'm not a chicken like you!"
"Fine!  I dare you to release Remus and Gohan"  Mia smirked.  Remus and
Gohan's eyes lit up.
"WHAT??  NOOOO!"
"Come on, you're not a chicken, right?"
"Mia, thats not fair!  These are chains of love!"
Mia sighed "You have to do it!  But only temporarily, ok?  How about that?"
Clare whimpered as she slowly loosened the chains.  As soon as they were
free, Remus and Gohan practically jumped away and then dashed for the
bathroom.
"I'll take the potty, you take the shower"  Gohan said to Remus, each
grabbing his own lusciously large crotch as they ran.
"Right,"  he agreed, "and then we switch!"
Mia and Trunks stared in disbelief.
"Clare, how long have you kept them like that?"  Trunks asked.
"Oh, just a few weeks!"  Clare smiled.
"Why do you have two?"
"I just can't choose!"  she shrugged.
"Clare, both of your men are in the bathroom...naked.  Why aren't you
joining them?"  Mia asked.
"Been there, done that!"
Then Trunks' stomach let out a large roar.
"It's been hours!  What is taking them so long?"  he whined.
"Yeah, we better feed him soon!  A well fed Trunks is a happy Trunks.  A
starving Trunks is...well...you know what Saiyans are like"  Mia said.
"Yeah, Gohan and Remus are going to be hungry too"  Clare pointed out.
"Ugh!  How much longer are Kristina and Sirius are gonna take?" Mia cried.
Clare gasped "You know his name???"
"Of COURSE!  I finished book 3 a week ago!"
Clare jumped up to hug Mia, but immediately realized the lack of extra
weight she used to carry with her.  As if on cue, Remus and Gohan returned
squeaky clean, and drained of excrement.  They happily returned to their
chains.
"YAY!"  Clare clapped at her bitches' voluntary imprisonment.
"But I'm still hungry, and so is Trun-OOF!" Mia was startled as a massive
weight forced itself on her back.  She turned slightly to see Trunks sitting
crosslegged behind her, with his head on her back, as he slumbered soundly.
"Aww!  How cute!  You must've worn him out!"  Clare snickered,
"What?"  Mia raised her eyebrows.
"Oh don't pretend!  Just look at the condition of this room!"  Clare pointed
at the clothes and sheets thrown all over the floor.
"We were looking for the remote!"  Mia protested.
"I'm not buying that!"  Clare snorted "You were playing 'Hide the *remote*',
weren't you?"
"Hey can we watch more TV?"  Gohan interrupted, "Mom never lets me at home."
"Yeah, these Muggle *shows* are quite interesting" Remus chimed in.
And with that Clare switched the channel to The Powerpuff Girls.


Mia 8.5 (Because she just can't help herself)
Mia squirmed in pain as she could feel her enzymes gnawing through her stomach lining inside her.  
“It’s not fair!”  she moaned, “They get to eat and I don’t!  It’s MY body damn it!!  
I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!”  and she stormed off into the kitchen.
Clare’s bitches looked to her for an explanation, she only shrugged 
“There are times when her train of thought is just going, and even I’m not aboard.”  
She got up to her feet to go tend to her friend.  On her way out the room she kicked Trunks in the ribs.
“What did you do that for?”  Gohan asked looking at Trunks, who didn’t even seem to notice..
“I dunno, he pisses me off.”  Clare replied.  “Besides, it kinda feels good, try it!”
Remus kicked Trunks as well, but the tired Saiyan still slumbered on.
“Oh man, WEAK!”  Gohan grinned “Watch this!”  With a thrust of his fists, 
Gohan raised his power level exponentially and kicked Trunks into the wall across the room.
Awoken from his peaceful nap, an angry Trunks let his Saiyan reflexes 
take control as he absentmindedly shot a ki blast in the direction of his attacker.  
Seeing that his master was in danger, Gohan dived on top of Clare to block her from the blast.  
Being pulled by the chains, Remus was trapped under them both.
“Oooooooh, SPANDEX!”  Clare drooled as she caressed Gohan’s shoulders.
“Hehehe” Gohan blushed as he tried to pull himself up, but was having trouble, as Clare tightened her grip.
“Oh no you don’t!”  Clare said “First I was chained to you guys, now I’m in a man-samich!!” 
as she patted Remus’ innocent thigh underneath her.  “I’m savoring this moment”
Disgusted with the three-some, Trunks tried to change the subject “Where’s Mia?”
“Oh she’s in the-“ Clare started but was interrupted by a loud bang coming from the kitchen.
Trunks rushed to find his woman, but the three-some didn’t budge.
“Mia?!”  Trunks cried as he looked around the kitchen.
Mia emerged from one of the cabinets frowning.  “Trunks!  I didn’t mean to wake you, I’m sorry.”
“Ha, you didn’t wake me” He smiled “I somehow flew into the wall while I was sleeping…did 
I just see you craw out of the cabinet?”
“Yup!”  Mia said proudly “Being short has it’s advantages”
“Flexible too…” Trunks winked.
Mia blushed and cleared her throat.  “So where are the others?”
Trunks grunted “You don’t even want to know…so what are you doing?  I thought there wasn’t food.”
“There’s not, but there’s stuff to MAKE food.  I have a recipe to make an awesome banana cake.”
“Have you made it before?”
Mia twitched “Kinda…awhile ago…it didn’t turn out quite as expected.  But I know I can do it right this time!”
Exhausted from all that physical activity, Clare managed to work up an appetite.  
She was pretty sure her men were feeling the same, only their mouths were too full to say it.  
She quickly helped them recover and started toward the kitchen.
“Mia!”  Clare panted as she fell to the floor, pulling her men with her, “Whatcha makin?”
“Oh you’re gonna love it!”  Mia smiled.  “Why don’t you pull up a chair?  It’s almost ready”
“Oh no thanks!”  Clare huffed.  “It hurts too much to walk.”
Mia raised her eyebrows but decided it would be wiser not to ask.  
Her thoughts were interrupted by a loud beep from the oven.
“It’s ready!”  She cheered as she carefully pulled out the silver pan and placed it on the stove.
The aroma filled the room at once, and an eager Trunks stepped closer to get a better look, but stopped at what he saw.
“Mmmmmia…”  Trunks stuttered.  “It’s…moving”
“Hmm, I guess it is, isn’t it?”  Mia peered at her concoction.  “Clare, do you remember it doing that last time?”
Clare’s mouth and eyes were frozen open in horror.  She could only shake her head in response.  
It looked as though she wouldn’t be eating food anytime soon.  
But immediately she considered the other things she could eat.
“Oh well,” Mia shrugged.  “It’s better than nothing.”  She began cutting the cake.  “Who wants a piece?”
“Uh, no thanks!”  Clare said, “I…uh…I’m…I’m not that hungry.  Trunks should get the entire cake!  
Remember how his stomach growled?”
Trunks spun around and sneered at Clare.  He was going to get her back for this one.
Mia turned to Trunks, “Wow!  Clare is actually doing something nice for you for once.  Whaddya say, Zoo-chan?”
Trunks gulped.  He was in quite a pinch.  If he said no, he’d probably be back in the closet from whence he came.  
If he said yes…well, he had never eaten something that was bouncing in front of him before, 
so he possibilities were endless.  But he figured he could probably do a Shakira and throw it up afterwards, 
and Mia would be none the wiser.  Besides, being a Saiyan there were many things he could withstand, 
but a night without sweet lovin was not one of them.
He carefully cut out a piece as Mia eagerly looked on.  He struggled a bit to keep it on his fork
 as he drew it nearer to his mouth.  He closed his eyes as he prepared to eat it.  
It was as though time had stopped, everyone was staring at him to see the reaction.  
He tried to chew, but the bouncy beast forced its way into his throat, dancing all the way down his esophagus.  
‘This is definitely not cake’ he thought to himself.
He opened his eyes to see Mia staring right at him.  “Well?”  she asked.
“Its…good”  Trunks struggled.  As scary as that was, he didn’t want to hurt her feelings 
after all the effort she had put forth.
“YAY!”  Mia jumped for joy.  Trunks began jumping with her, making her jump even more.  
She pulled his arm to her and bounced in circles until she went dizzy and found a piece of wall 
to lean up against til the room stopped moving.  But Trunks continued.
“Trunks?”  Mia asked.
“I can’t…stop!”  he cried as he tried to take a step forward.  Instead he fell to the ground
 and started twisting and contorting his body.
Remus, who had remained silent this entire time, let out a deep sigh.  
“I’m glad I didn’t eat any of that concoction…how embarrassing.”
“WHAT?”  Gohan jumped to his feet.  “That is SO COOL!  Look at Trunks groove!  
I wanna have sweet moves like that!”  And he ran toward the cake.
“No Gohan!”  Clare cried, but it was too late.  Gohan had already gulped up the rest.
Remus uttered something foreign and flicked his wand.  Instantly, the chains started 
unraveling from Gohan’s waist before him.  He then dragged Clare off back to their place on the floor to watch.
Gohan began bouncing around just as Trunks did.  “Gohan!”  Trunks yelled inbetween turns “How does this help?”
“I dunno, I just thought it was cool!  Come on!  Have fun with it!”
Their bodies suddenly began to move in synch.  They began to do choreography from popular videos.  
Mia cheered with delight.  Gohan was really getting into it, and Trunks looked helpless.  
Meanwhile, Remus and Clare began doing their own choreography.
At the end of their routine, a green light emerged from the both of them.  
Trunks and Gohan threw their heads back and screamed as the light consumed their bodies.  
Blinded by the light, the onlookers could only hope it all would be over soon.
Just as instantly as it came, the light stopped, as did the men’s cries.  
When it was over, they weren’t dancing anymore.  Trunks looked relieved, but poor Gohan sulked.
Mia ran to Trunks and embraced him.  He smiled, ‘so eating the cake WAS worth it’ he thought as 
he considered tonight’s possibilities.  His dirty thoughts were interrupted when he suddenly froze in Mia’s arms.  
Mia giggled as she stroked the lavender appendage that danced behind Trunks’ back.  “What’s this?”  She asked.
“Can’t…move…”Trunks said.
Mia pulled away.  “When did you get that?”
Gohan spun around in circles trying to catch his “I think I got one too!”  he cried.
“I wanna see!”  Clare ran to Gohan to check it out.  “WOW!  You have a tail!!”
“Yeah!  It feels kinda weird.  Mine was cut off years ago.  I missed it though.”  Gohan wiggled the tail in front of Clare.
“You mean you had one before?”  Remus chimed in.  “How is that possible?”
“Oh!  My dad is an alien from another planet-“
“The planet where MY father was the Prince” Trunks interrupted.
“Oh right.  Anyway, so on this planet, everyone had tails.”
“The race was called Saiyan.  Even though both Gohan and I are half human, 
our Saiyan genes caused us to be born with tails.  These tails are really sensitive to touch, but hold powerful secrets.”
“So why were they cut off?”  Remus asked.
“Well, during the full moon, a Saiyan turns into a large primate and is really powerful.”  Trunks answered.
“And even uncontrollable.  See, when we transform, we turn into these really strong beasts 
who crave destruction.”  Gohan added.
“It takes lots of training to be able to control oneself in that state.”  Trunks said.
“But our families thought it best to just cut it off.  Then we wouldn’t transform anymore.” Gohan finished.
Remus’ eyes grew wide as he began to shed tears.  He ran up to the two Saiyans and hugged them tightly, 
dragging poor Clare on the floor as he did so.  Gohan and Trunks looked at each other puzzled.
Remus let go of his embrace and began his explanation.  “See, during the full moon, I undergo a transformation myself!”
“You’re a Saiyan?”  Gohan asked.
“Not, a Saiyan, but a Werewolf.”
“A werewolf?”  Trunks didn’t watch many old school horror flicks.
“Yes.  It’s part-man, part wolf.  A pretty dangerous character as well.  I usually lock myself away from everyone though.  
I don’t want to hurt the people I care about.  Unlike you two, I can’t stop it.  I take potions, 
but there is no real way to get rid of it.”
Clare grabbed on to Remus’ leg.  “Oh my beautiful angsty man!!”  She squealed.
“Clare!”  Mia smirked, “Our men are ANIMALS!”
Just then there was a knock on the door.  Kristina and Sirius entered the house.
“Hey guys!”  She greeted, “Wow, what a mess!” she said as she looked around the kitchen.  “What happened?”
***