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Late
Night with Gohan O'Brien
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Gohan:
We are still here with Sirius Black, star of Harry Potter.
Sirius: I was the star, wasn't I? I was pretty
bad ass in Goblet of Fire!
Gohan: I wouldn't know, I skipped that one because
Remus wasn't in it. Anyhoo, what have you been up to now
that you are...you are free from your Harry Potter duties?
Sirius: Well, Ive been dodging what you muggles call
DVDs. Some assholes have been throwing hundreds of them
behind that veil at the Department of Mysteries. I guess
they fancy it as the Ministry's dumpster. And what
the hell is Dragonball GT?
Gohan: Where did the Ministry get that veil?
Sirius: I've heard rumors that they got it at the
muggle store K-Mart. Apparently, it's off of Martha Stewart's
new line of drapery.
Gohan: Well, you heard it kids. Just stick to mini-blinds.
It's time to drop the curtain on you Sirius. Live long and
prosper!
Sirius: Fuck you!
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Gohan:
My next guest is the real star of Harry Potter (hey Trunks,
a little bit to the left, ah, there it is), the always debonair
and charming, Remus Lupin!
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Gohan:
Oops. I forgot that I booked you on a night of the full
moon.
Remus: *howls*
Gohan: My, your coat is shiny!
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Gohan:
Yup, you just missed Sirius! Gee, it must be hard living
without him. Noone to take care of you and pet your pretty,
pretty coat. You know, I could take care of you and treat
you right!
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Remus:
*howls*
Gohan: Hehe! So, Remus, what do you think about Prisoner
of Azkaban, the movie Exciting having someone play you,
right? I think Nelly should play me in the upcoming DBZ
flick. That would be so phat! What do you think about the
actor who plays you?
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Gohan:
OW! I KNOW! I KNOW! Trust me, if I had cast it, I would
have had Ralph Fienes play you too. Oooh yeah, right there
Remus! Uh...better cut to the music guest. Oooh yeah, um,
I mean, here's Barry from Carbon Leaf!
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