RESISTANCE TO THE MINI-VAN REGIME
Thou shalt not own or drive the Mini-Van
Mini-Vans are a sick power trip given to people with too many children and no idea of location of the gas pedal
Drivers of these "Satan Wagons" do not know that they need to stay in their own lane and keep their children restrained by seatbelts or chains.
Brake Lights two miles ahead are not a reason to stop on the Freeway.
It is possible to enter a driveway without first coming to a complete stop.
Mini-Vans cause obesity
How much room does one need for groceries . . . have we forgotten the four door car and the station wagon?
Why is it, we hear so much talk about the danger of being hit by an SUV? Wouldn't a mini-van full of screaming, drooling, sniffling kids, do some serious damage if it hit someone.
(I do not condone the SUV)
These heathen coaches are actually known to frequent places where children play... They just sit there watching like the beasts that they are waiting to strike the first "weak link" to fall behind. You know if a man were to sit around like that he would be a. arrested then b. branded a pervert. Coincidence... I think not. Never to many kids when you have a MINI-VAN!!!!!
Isn't it scary when a society so dependent on the internet, video games, and television has to put almost all of that into one f*%&*$% vehicle.
I will be married on 11/11/00 and we are of the agreement no Mini-Van will ever stain our abode with it's presance. Please join with me and make it this pledge with us.
They can cause serious cases of impotence if not used sparingly. Please don't put yourself, your family, or your happiness at risk.
Did you know?...... Mini-Vans actually come with Satanic verses secretly recorded into the electronics of their stereo systems. An immediate exorscism is necassary to avoid any damage to yours or your families health and mental being.
MiniVans are the "gateway" drug to the Motorhome.
Motorhomes are from HELL
