| The Yellow Knight He rides in brave and sure. His sword is drawn and will slay the impure. He arrives to the shout of the crowd, Ever so obnoxious and loud, But cheer with great might For the Yellow Knight. Now here comes the knight in blue, Stupid, weak and ugly too. Yeah, he thinks he�s something great, Until he�s chopped up and used as fish bait, By what else than the glorious might Of the amazing Yellow Knight. Oh, but now its the knight in green, Evil, disgraceful and just plain mean. He comes from the town of Green Sewer, Located in a green sewer, And he dares to fight The great Yellow Knight. Now the Green Knight is cunning and quick, But he still lost cause he�s a dick. And the king declared �Execute this malice, And make his head an ornament in my palace!� So the lesson to be learned from this plight: Don�t screw with my Yellow Knight! |