-  MY DEATH  -

Notice:  I decided to create this page for two reasons.  Firstly, my friend Nick Kent has lots of pointless pages on his website (see links page), and I think it's about time I had one.  Secondly, I got sent this by a really worrying person who lives in Bath, and shall remain nameless.

                   "...please fill in the exact details of your death, using diagrams where necessary."

As on the date that this webpage was concieved, I was in a particularly bizarre mood, I have decided to comply.

Please click on the funeral pyre below to continue.