By: Angel
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the Ronin Warrior casts but I do own any
new people in this story. Don’t sue me because I’m not making profit. Anyway,
you’re only going to get an old computer and that’s it.
Warning: A lot of character bashing.
Ryo: I’m going
to take a shower okay.
Everyone:
Okay.
Ryo walks into
the bathroom and opens the shower.
Ryo:
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! *Fall flat on his ass*
*FLUSH*
Ryo:
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Ryo comes out
with a towel around his waist. He is steaming and very pink.
Ryo: WHO LEFT
THIS FUCKIN’ RUBBER DUCKY IN THE BATHROOM AND WHO FLUSH THE TOILET!!!
Kento: Um… I
flushed the toilet.
Ryo glares at
him. POW! BOOM! WHACK! SLAP! SMACK!
Kento: Hey,
Rowen I didn’t know you have a twin…uhhh. *Falls unconscious*
Ryo squeezes
rubber ducky. *SQUEAK! SQUEAK!* He looks at the bottom of the rubber ducky. It
said: PROPERTY OF CYE MOURI.
Cye: He… he…
um sorry. *Half laughing*
Ryo: *narrows
his eyes* You should be afraid very afraid. *Pounds fists onto his palms*
POW! CRASH!
THUD!
Cye: MERCY!!!
Ryo: I can but
I won’t because of your attempt to murder me in the bathroom with a rubber
ducky.
Cye:
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! PLEASE!
Ryo: Too bad.
Ryo punch Cye
and returns to the bathroom. Cye has a big black eye and is unconscious.
Kimberly: I think Cye have been playing with his rubber ducky too much.
Anna: Hey
let’s tell scary stories with the lights out.
Ryo: Great!
*Gathers the guys*
Sage: Cale?
Why are you so nervous?
Cale: You can
keep a secret right?
Sage: Yeah,
What!
Cale: I’m
afraid of then dark! Hold me.
Sage:
*sweatdrop* Get the hell off of ME!
POW! BAM!
CRASH! THUD!
Anna: Oh,
great the lights are out.
Cale:
*whimpers* I want my mommy!
Ryo: *wears a
scream mask* BOO!
Cale:
AAAAAHHHHH!!! *Pisses in his pants* I
need a new pair of pants.
Winter:
*sweatdrop* *taps Cale on the shoulder*
Cale: *runs at
high speed up the stairs and cowers at a corner*
Amy: What
happen to him?
Anna: I guess he’s afraid of the dark.
Cye: *turns on
the stove POOF!* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *His hair goes up in flames and he runs
hysterically around the room* *Dives into the fish tank*
Rowen: Hey,
Cye. How come you’re dripping wet?
Cye: Who’s the
stupid baka that put fire accelerator by the stove!!!
Rowen raises
his hand.
Rowen: I
accidentally left it there and I left one of them near the boiler.
Carmen: ROWEN,
YOU BAKA YOU”RE GOING TO…
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!
Carmen:
*cough, cough* BLOW UP THE HOUSE.
Anna: Who left
the accelerator in the boiler room?!
Rowen: ME
*proudly said*
Amy: Let’s get
him boys.
Rowen: NO
MERCY?!
Everyone: No
MERCY!!!
Rowen: SPARE
MEEE!!!
Anna: Nope!
Rowen: WAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Wails like a baby*
Author’s Notes: Please don’t flame me! This is just
to entertain you people!!! Anyway, E-mail me at [email protected].