“Crazy Days”

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the Ronin Warriors or the Warlords. They belong to their respective owners, but any other new characters are mine!

Ryo: Hey, Sage.

Sage: What is it Ryo?

Ryo: Get your little fuckin’ ass out of freakin’ bathroom.

Sage: No.

Ryo: You’re asking for it!

Ryo brings in a nice, sharp metallic object. (A pair scissors. No duh!)

Sage: No, anything but that! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Sage runs out of the bathroom screaming.

Ryo: *sweatdrop* That was easy.

Winter: Rowen watch out for the ball!

Rowen: *Ball hits Rowen* Kento you baka!

Rowen falls unconscious. Winter runs to Rowen and checks his pulse.

Kento: What happen to Rowen?

Winter: He’s unconscious because you were stupid enough to throw a handball at him!

Kento: What’s unconscious?

Winter: *sweatdrop* You don’t know what unconscious means. Do you want me to show you what it means?

Kento: Okay!

Winter grabs a nearby metal plate and whacks Kento with it. KLONK!!!

Kento: Oh, now I know what it means. It means to get whack on the head with a metal plate. Uhhuhhhhhh!!!  *THUD*

Cye: What happen to my pet goldfish?!

Kento: *BUUURRRPPPP*

Cye: Kento tell me you didn’t eat MY pet goldfish.

Kento: Sorry, Cye I was just too hungry. There’s nothing in the fridge.

Cye: You could’ve gotten off your lazy butt and buy something.

Kento: You said it Cye. I’m just too lazy.

Kimberly: Kento there was edible food in the food cabinet.

Kento: Oops!

Anna: Great it’s my turn to wake Rowen up.

Rowen: *Snore*

Anna: Ryo come up here.

Ryo: What is it, Anna?

Anna: Get me a piece of paper. I need to write my will.

Ryo: *cocks an eyebrow* Okay.

Anna: *Scribbles down something* Here. KENTO!!!

Kento: What is it?

Anna: Can you jump on Rowen’s bed?

Kento: *jumps on Rowen’s bed*

Rowen: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *Flies out the roof*

Ryo: That’s gotta hurt.

Carmen: Dais. Have you ever heard shaving?

Amy: Dais, your face looks like a porcupine.

Dais: Fine then I’ll shave.

Dais emerges from the bathroom thirty minutes later with a lot of Band-Aids on his face.

Amy & Carmen: *sweatdrop* What in the name of the world happened to you?!

Dais: Shaving.

Winter: You should’ve asked Sage. He might know more about shaving than we do.

Dais: *sniff, sniff* WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME SOONER!!!

Kimberly: You should’ve asked sooner.

 

Author’s Notes: Please don’t kill me! This was suppose to be a comedy remember! ^_^;;

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