Heero- ::nerve starts to throb on temple::Do not call me Hee-kun, Hee-chan, or Heero-kun, understand? ::glares at the author and Duo::
Northstar- ::smiles happily and holds out an unmarked package:: Don't worry, I brought more pixie stix and Mt. Dew and chocolate too!
Duo- YAY! GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Heero- O.o!.......
Northstar- ::hands over munchies::On with the story!
Duo- ::chomping on munchies::
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It was just after dinnertime, when most people would be sleepy and content and relaxing after a hard day at work. Of course, that was what the hyperactive Listian wanted.
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Duo- ::holds out hand::Hold it! You put yourself in there?!
Northstar- ::glares at Duo:: Got a problem with that?
Duo- ::cheerful::Nope! Just checking!
Northstar- O_O;
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Achem! Now, where was I? Oh yeah...anyway, the Listian wanted them off their guard for some purpose known only to her. In her room in the Castle of Insanity, the Listian sat on a throne that looked almost exactly like Galaxia-sama's, with the humongous starfield out behind it.
"Appear, my minions!" she proclaimed, and lo, her conscripted minions appeared.
"Hey, why do I have to where this ridiculous getup?!" shouted Miki Kaoru, for it seemed that the Listian had managed to stuff him into the outfit worn by Sailor Aluminum Siren.
"That's not as bad as what I have where!" growled a red-headed bishonen, dressed in the outfit once-sported by Sailor Lead Crow.
"Now now, Touga, that's not nice," the Listian chided. "Now, listen up, I have a mission for you two."
Touga groaned, and Miki took out his stopwatch from--er, somewhere. Sort of like Heero does!
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Heero- Hn. At least I don't dress like that!
Northstar- ::a strange look on her sugar-crazed face::Keep interrupting me and you will HEE-KUN.
Duo- ::bouncing off the walls:: Ne, Heero, we should try that sometime! ::Duo winks lecherously::
Heero- Uh, Northstar, get back to the story...please?::pleading::
Northstar- ::wounded pride:: Hmph. It's about time...More Mt. Dew Duo?
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Anyway, Touga and Miki listened in resignation as the Listian explained their mission.
"You will go to each of the anime universes and kidnap the people on this list-" holds up a semi-short list "-and then bring their starseed to me so that I may rule the universe! HA HA HAHAHAH HAH--"
Touga and Miki look at the Listian in astonishment. Whispering, touga turns to Miki, "I think she's lost it!"
Miki looks at Touga, then clicks his stopwatch. "Touga, anyone who refers to themselves as a Listian has lost it-" CLICK "-Hmm, 20 seconds, 31." Touga sweatdrops.
"Excuse me, madame, but I think that's the wrong anime," Touga interjects smoothly.
(Northstar- ::hissing::Stop laughing Maxwell!)
The almighty Listian looks down at the scantily clad bishonen.
"You dare to interrupt my maniacal laughing spree?! But you are correct," the Listian says, coughing and clearing her voice. "As I was saying, you are to kidnap the people on the list and bring them to the nice padded room here in the Castle of Insanity. It is time they learned to deal with their problems!"
Responding with twin 'Hai Listian-sama!' Touga and Miki set off on their task.
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Northstar- ::hyperactively::Hee hee! Duo, try swinging from the curtains!
Duo- Haiiii! ::gives a great Tarzan yell and leaps from the dorm lobby floor, latches onto a curtain, and starts swinging::
Heero- ::hissing:: Dammit, don't encourage him!
Northstar- Hey! I've got an idea! Let's play with ductape!
Duo- YEAH YEAH YEAH! DUCT TAPE! DUCT TAPE!
Heero- Why me...HEY! STAY AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT STUFF...::takes out gun::
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And so, two hours later, Miki and Touga had gathered up the people on the list and dumped them into the white-padded room that the Listian had especially prepared. After leaving, the Listian decided to let the patients get to know each other.
"I am the princess of Jurai, and I demand that I be freed from this abominable place immediately!" demanded Ayeka.
"Oh shut the hell up, or I'll kill you! On second thought, I'll do that anyway! MWA HAHAHHA AHAHAHAH!!" replied a maniacal, scarfaced, silverhaired and very feminine looking young man dressed in black body armor.
"This is an INJUSTICE!" ranted a young chinese boy who was waving a katana around. "I KNOW MAXWELL IS IN ON THIS! I'LL KILL HIM!"
(Duo- Huh huh huh! Cool. Wufei's in therapy!)
(Northstar- Heh heh heh...with Dilandau and Ayeka no less!)
(Heero- ::mumbling from underneath all the ducttape::)
"Now now, everyone, let's settle down and discuss plans for escape rationally," a calm, soothing voice interrupted the tirades. "Um...or, maybe not..." the famous rogue surgeon known as BlackJack continued, becoming uneasy at the intensity of the stares he was recieving. Ignoring him, the three psychos went back to fighting. BlackJack stood in a corner, looking lost.
Suddenly, another portal opened, and more patients were thrown in--literally.
"Damn in Anubis, get he hell off my back!"
"Oh, shut up Cale!"
"Honestly, you two are pathetic. And where is Sehkmet?"
From the bottom of the dogpile came a soft wimper. "Dais," replied the redhead, "get off me!"
The white-haired guy in pink sub-armor with a black eyepatch stuck his tongue out and stood up. Following him were a perturbed Anubis in blue-gray subarmor, and then a pissed-off Cale in red armor, his blue hair sticking out in clumps. The fourth person lay on the floor, his eyes nothing but painful swirls.
"Someone get Sehkmet up," said Dais, the dynasty Warlord of Illusions, also known as spiderguy.
"Hey, I'M the leader here!" said Anubis, the warlord of cruelty.
Dilandau, Ayeka, and Wufei stood there, standing in amazement with their jaws on the floor. Ayeka then cooed.
"Oh, poor thing! How could you be so mean?" she said, going over and pullling the greenhaired guy up off the floor. "Now now, you just take it easy. We have a doctor here, so he can examine you!" Ayeka looks over at BlackJack, who has a strange look on his face.
"Oh, let me set him on fire! Please please please please please?" Dilandau began to plead, taking out a flamethrower. Wufei stepped over and took the flamethrower away, bonking Dilly on the head.
"Shut up, Pyro. You're as bad as Maxwell."
All of a sudden, the lights flickered on and off. A voice was heard clearing its throats.
"Now hear me! I am the Listian, and I am the one who has brought all of you here. It was my opinion that you all were in need of a little psychotherapy, so I arranged this group therapy session."
All of the patients sweatdropped, and BlackJack and Wufei stepped forward. "Damn it, onna, I have no time for these games!" the Chinese boy exclaimed in frustration.
"Neither do I," BlackJack replied. "I must go and find a cure for the cold and other stuff like that! Time is of the essence, after all!"
Silence reigned as the voice seemed to think things over. Finally, after several minutes during which Dilly tried to set Cale on fire, Dais made a pass at Ayeka, and Anubis tried to get Sehkmet fully concious again, the voice came back with an answer.
"You have a point. Okay! Have a good day you two!" and then, in a burst of light, Wufei and BlackJack disappeared. Ayeka, Dilly, and the four warlords- though snakeboy was still out of it- expressed their outrage.
"Shut up, all of you. Upon rethinking things, I decided that they really didn't have any mental problems. Now, this is what you will do: If you can survive one full day in there without killing each other, burning each other, et cetera, then I will consider you all cured and release you. Understand?"
"Hai, Listian-sama," came their answer, with various levels of enthusiasm.
"Well, then, I'll be back in one day. Have fun! MWA HAAHAHAHHAHA HAHA AHAHA HAA AHAHA HA HAA!"
All of the patients sweatdropped, then looked at each other with all the friendliness of starving lions. It was going to be a loooong day...
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Northstar- ::giggling::Well, that stops part one! Duo, you all right?
Duo- ::playing with several nasty-looking chemicals::Yup! Jes peachy! What about you Heero? Heero?
::Duo and Northstar look over at Heero::
Northstar- Oh, that's right-*giggle*- we ducttaped him to a chair and made him watch Barney!
Heero- ::eyes glazed, humming the Barney song::
Northstar- Join me next time with the after-effects of the group therapy session! Rowen and Nanami will be joining me for the debriefing. Good night!
