Sailor Myth; The Untold Story
Sung to the tune: "I Remember Mama (lighting the menorah)"
(I can't remember the damn tune very well, sorry. I just can 
remember the title. Hah.)
Sung by Rachel's usual gang of idiots

*Leta happily skips on stage, curtsies to everyone and beams 
brightly. Decked out in a "Santa's Helper" borrowed from Rayya, 
she has replaced all the red parts with bright pink. Instead of 
bells, there are little hearts.*

Leta: Like, hiiiii, people! Ammon had, like, a spazz attack and 
Felice doesn't wanna sing, so you, like, get me! Aren't you, like, 
happy!?

Felice: Where is my mistletoe? *Searches his pockets and 
wolfwhistles for Leta*

Marisse: No relation. I swear, people. No effin' relation.

Leta: Like, ANYWAY! Since Rachel is, like, Jewish and stuff, this 
is, like, set to a like, Jewish tune! Okie, here goes! *Clears her 
throat, sips some water and strikes a pose*

I remember Em getting the idea
To make an RPG set in VA
Soon after, the GM made Sailor Myth
And all the senshi gather and saaaaaaaay...

"May your days and nights
Be countless, endless fights
May you be popular
Or be Jace
She really gets
In your face
May you avoid Fel-eeeee-eeeeee-iiiccceee.

*Skip a couple verses 'cause I can't remember the tune and I just 
wanna get this over with!*

"May you have strength
Enough to give your life length (We all get killed off anyways.)
May your boyfriend be sweet, yet, strrooooonnnng (Wade. Wade. Wade. Wade.)
May your days and nights
And the whole Sailor Myth party
Be. Spent. Sipping. Gwyn's. Egg. NOOOOOOOOOGGG!" 

*Half the windows shatter.

Leta: *Giggles* Oops?

*Curtains closes*