We Three Knights Of Orient Are
Sung to the tune of: We Three Kings Of Orient Are
Sung by Alix, Eric and Nika

Three together: We three knights of orient are, 
one in a taki, one in a car, 
one in a scooter, honking his hooter, 
following yonder folks! 

Chorus: O, folks of wonder, folks of might, 
folks with royal sarcasm bright, 
westward leading, still proceeding, 
please don't doom us to dateless nights. 

Eric: Born three thoughts, in a barren plain; 
Jewels we were, to three odd folks. 
Knights forever, ceasing never, 
glomping rights are theirs. 

(Repeat Chorus) 

Alix:  Alix is the name, given to I; 
Tami is the deity nigh. 
Prayer and praising, all men raising, 
Worship her, Goddess on High. 

(Repeat Chorus) 

Nika: Nika is mine;  A bitter attitude. 
Breathes a life of gathering girls. 
Swooning, sighing, squealing, whining, 
Their numbers I'll call soon. 

(Repeat Chorus) 

Eric: Eric I am, behold me, arise. 
King, I wish, then you'd sacrifice. 
Heav'n sings, "Hallelujah! He's a screw-up!" 
The girls of the earth reply. 

(Repeat Chorus)