Tami: Welcome to the new Survey Italiano! I know you're all panting in excitement. Please sit on a rubber sheet. Or just hold it in. Did you know that if you hold it in too long, your bladder explodes? Please inform us if that actually happens, it'd be funny. And on with the survey! Tami: *gets out her little pad and pencil and beams amiably* Okay, darlings, let's start in with an easy first question. What is the warmest memory you have about school? Galina: *ponders* When I won that award from Model UN. That was fun. Oh, and when all the seventh-form girls made their uniform skirts into miniskirts by pinning the waist up, though we got into trouble for that. Rosetta: The fact that it was in my house! I could be all comfy in in my nightgown and bunny slippers and not have to worry about etiquette or anything. It was great! *beams* Alix: *immediately beams* Well, I'm still -at- school, but... There was that time during the Christmas pageant when Joni who was playing a goat got a cough and his head fell off - the costume, not his real head! And when my math teacher got fed up and we went and had maths outside in the sunshine... And that time during... Rafe: My first cigarette behind the bike sheds. Nell: *smiles* Back in Australia when I was littler - we used to go to the Pepsi Smokefree Dance Festival and I used to dance in it, and we used to sit in the wings drinking cans of cherry Coke and wolf-whistle at Thomas Haycock in rehearsals, dancing shirtless. *giggles* I used to think he was so cute. We dated for, what, three weeks? Rafe: ... and then you gave up penises. Nell, Rafe: *immediately have minor hair-pulling slapfight* Derek: During my seventh-form dance when somebody spiked the punch and I ended up shirtless on the dance floor drunkenly belting out the lyrics to 'Midnight Blue' and grind-dancing my best friend. Who was, incidentally, a man. That was fun. Delilah: During my senior year, I got the captain of the soccer team to dump his girlfriend for me during prom. And then I ditched him at the after-party to go bar-hopping. Ah ... the times. `Dagio: Speech contest, senior year. I got first place, a trophy, and the girl who got second afterwards... June: Armistice Day. That horrid, horrid Kaiser Wilhelm was finally put in his place. Maya: Umm...that'd have to be reading in class. That's the only thing I really enjoy. Lalasa: I don't -go- to school, I'm....*stares off into space* Maya: She's homeschooled. Savina: Tami, my dearest of all darlings dear, my warmest memory in school was when I was the only girl who could get all of her litanies to the saints out in a minute-thirty-seven flat. Regula: School..? Leaving school, most likely. Hope: When I found out that my first grade teacher's hair was fake. That wasn't even my fault. He was standing in front of the fan and his toupee fell off. Cecily: I liked most of school but... I suppose graduation day from uni was the best. Walking down that aisle, top of the class, with Mum looking ready to cry and Da looking so proud he could burst. That was a really good day. Adam: Cheesy as it sounds, the first day of every new school for me is a toss-up. New kids to hang out with, new teachers to meet, new things to learn. And you can always find a new footie team to play with. Zio: Transferring to that private school. *grins winningly* A generally much better class of people and the girls were far prettier. Eric: Well, not necessarily the warmest but definitely the most prominent would either be the time I had gotten left behind at Kennedy Space Center or that field trip in marine biology... Willow: It was fairly recent, actually. Earlier in the year, there was excitement on campus because I was tracking a comet. I had never done that before, and I knew what was at stake--mainly my pride. As it turned out, a professional astronomer had recorded the sighting first. I was second, and horribly devastated. But my teachers and classmates still thought the best of me, despite the fact that I wasn't first. I came close, they told me. They kept me from going into a blue funk that day. As a result, I was able to take the correspondence from other amateur astronomers seriously. Mathilde: *dreamily* The day I made Beatrice Wells cry in philosophy class. That was fun. Desi: *Looks thoughtful and rubs his chin* I've got lots, but I'll give you my most recent. Last week of school. Prom queen is especially hot - tall, dark- haired, legs that go on for -miles- -, and I'm standing at my locker. Out of nowhere, she pinches my butt and keeps walking. Rach: It was an accident. Desi: It so was not! It's just that I have a cute arse. *Beams* Ammon: Um... graduation day. Nobody put mustard in my hair, ^__^. Coy: Wow! There were so many! Um... Lemme think. Gunnar: *whispers something in her ear* Coy: Oh yeah! It would absolutely be the Prom. I had the coolest red dress, and my boyfriend was so sweet, and then the fire started... Gunnar: *dons fire helmet* Woo! Coy: And then the Gym burned down. But I got to hang out with all the cool fire fighters! Life is good. *thinks* Well... everyone else didn't seem to think so. Oh well. Tami: I'm so excited I'm weeping Wild Cherry Pepsi. So let's get to the sex. Alix, Lalasa, you are hereby permitted to not answer; have some earmuffs and a crossword. Do you -like- sex? Galina: *slightly red* Wouldn't know. Rosetta: Sex is interesting. And humourous. It's amazing the amount of effort a person will endure just to lay with you. As for me, I've only endured the feat twice. It wasn't bad or anything, just not special. Alix: *muffled, clasping the earmuffs helpfully* What? ... is 'door' the answer to fifteen-down? Rafe: ... Derek: Answer the nice lady. Rafe: ... *mutters something* Derek: What was that? Rafe: It's not like I'm a virgin. Hmph. I bed women all the time. In fact, I bedded one this morning. Three of them. At the same time. *lamely* I have three penises. Derek: ... you're a virgin, aren't you. Rafe: ... yes. Derek, Nell: *burst out laughing, then eye each other warily* Nell: ... Well... Derek: Remember, sweetie, only one right answer. Nell: *glassy-eyed* Yes. Of course I do. Tami: *moves Nell away from Derek* Derek: Of course I enjoy sex. It's my favourite pastime. Delilah: *laughs quietly to herself* I'm reminded of that analogy about the bear and the woods. `Dagio: ::laughs:: Oh, that's rich. Yes, of course. June: What was that, dearie? When -I- was a little girl, we didn't ask such questions. Why, it's been so long, almost fifty years... I suppose that I used to, yes. Lalasa: *is still zoned out and therefore safe* Maya: *turns funny colours* Legend: *snickers* She's never done it, she wouldn't know. Savina: <> Tami, how can you talk about such an ungodly thing? I mean, to me of all people? Why, I never!! Regula: Much as I like ice cream, only without the cold part. Hope: I don't know so I can't say so. Cecily: *silent for a long moment* It's alright. Nothing to get worked up over, though, really. Adam: *shrugs, unconcerned* Don't know yet. I'll get back to you when the time is right. Zio: Of course. What's not to like about it? Eric: Uh… I wouldn't know really… *turns red* Willow: That would require me to have actually _had_sex. I'm still a little young for that, after all. Mathilde: Yeah. Because it's, you know, -sex-. You're supposed to like it. I think. Desi: Mhmm. If my mom would let me have any, that is. But I've gotten pretty far, and everything I've done I've liked. *Purrs*And I'm always willing to experiment, girls. Ammon: *fidgets and mumbles incoherently* I'm... st-still a vi-virgin. I wouldn't know. I don't think I would. Desi: You would. It's always the quiet ones, as they say. Ammon: *glares best he can* Coy: *blushes and bounces* Wow, who doesn't? Saying that in Rome is like standing up in the middle of Vegas yelling "ANYBODY FANCY A CARD GAME!?!" Gunnar: *giggles uncontrolably* Tami: We know you do it. Ever masturbated? Anybody who gives extended stories gets ten points, especially if they're hot. Galina: *very red* Yesandyoucanshuttupnowthankyou. Does this survey get -worse-? Rosetta: Well, that's a rather disgusting and redundant thing to ask someone. Though, for the sake of the question. Yes. And I could recite the myth of Isis for a torrid tale of 24 karat passion, if you'd prefer. I'm only in this for the points. Alix: *still muffled* Huh? Rafe: ... I'm a twenty-four year old virgin. I should be going blind by now. Nell: *delicately* Let's just say that on a diet of solely Derek induced orgasms, I would have gone beserk. Derek: Of course I damn well do. We used to play Soggy Biscuit back at boarding school. Boarding school was rather homoerotic, actually. Besides, sometimes I don't feel like having to pander to somebody else. And I'm an awfully gorgeous partner in bed. Especially to myself. Delilah: I usually take care of myself during exceedingly long office meetings. The best is when you lock eyes with that one quiet, lonely exec and just start going at it. He's the only one who knows what your doing, and all you do is stare at him with this lust-filled gaze. I do believe I've made a couple come, and you know men are NEVER subtle when it comes to their orgasms. *giggles* `Dagio: Just how undersexed -are- you, Tami? I'm male, young, and horny. ::ticks off fingers:: Baby oil & a locked bathroom. Shower & soap, it`s the only place in the house other than the garage with a drain in the floor... In between two sleeping prostitutes... Need I list more? Betty: "..." June: I agree perfectly, dear. What was the question again? ::smiles sunnily & blinks:: Maya: NO! *turns more funny shades of red* EWWWWW! Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew! Savina: Miss Tami! I strongly urge that you cease this line of questioning immediately! Post-haste, full stop, no more. Regula: If you're lucky; I might tell one day. Hope: No way. Cecily: ... I really don't think that's any of your business, mate. At -all-. Adam: *sighs, nods* I'm a guy and I'm a teenager. Zio: *grins* How can you have quality sex if you don't know what you, yourself, like? Self-exploration, I've found, is the only sure way to improve upon natural perfection. Eric: *chokes* Willow: Well, if you know I do it why are you asking? Yes, I masturbate. Quite frequently lately, as a matter of fact...and if you tell Adam, I'll erase your bank accounts. And no, I won't tell you about the first time...when I had a rather pleasant dream, and I woke up in shock to notice my hand between my...nevermind. Tami: I may never experience happiness again. Mathilde: No. I am a wilting repressed rosepetal of a woman. Of -course- I masturbate, ninny. Ammon: -What-?! Okay, I seriously want out of this survey right now. * Whimpers as he is tied to a chair* Desi: *Rolls his eyes*God, that's a bit personal. Okay, yes. You want details, you pay me -extra-. *Crosses arms stubbornly*... Fine. I'll tell Tami a story later. Only because she's Tami. And because she'd probably tell me one of hers. *Smirks* Tami: *licks lips sexily whilst giving come-hither look to Desi* Ammon: No! No! Nononononono! *Struggles against ropes*... What's masturbation? Desi: *Whispers definition in his ear* Ammon: *Goes white, faints* Coy: *giggles blushes* Well ah, c'mon you know, everyone does... *Hot Antonio walks by. Coy stops giggling and moves to one of the rubber sheeted seats* Tami: *fans self with copy of Atlas Shrugged* I may die. What quality do you look for in a one-night stand? Galina: -If- I was going to have a one night stand -- wait, no, not answering this question. Next! Rosetta: I don't really look for one-night stands. I prefer an actual commitment, or, at the very least, a misleading concept of extended happiness. Seh, no. I don't have a good answer for this one. Alix: *muffled, cheerily* Eh? Rafe: ... no voicebox. Nell: *blushes, grins* Well... something that makes them stand out. Sweetness. I kind of like naivete. And, most importantly, how good a kisser they are. *giggles* Derek: How good they are at putting their hand down my pants. Delilah: Body of a Greek god, sex drive of a fifteen-year old, and the stamina of an Olympic swimmer. `Dagio: Female. June: ::laughs:: An artificial hip. Oh my, did I say that? ::blushes:: Tami: I am so frightened. Maya: *sputters* I don't...I...there's...that's...that's.... Legend: She's usually more articulate than this, really. Savina: !!!! Regula: Something different. Hope: ...Why are you asking these things? Cecily: *tartly* I don't do those. Ever. Adam: *shakes head* I couldn't do that. Zio: *beams* Providing I can't find someone as lovely as -you-, Tami, I'll settle for delicate and sweet with a whispery little voice. Tami: *titters girlishly* Eric: Uh… I don't do one-night stands… Willow: I don't. Mathilde: *ponders* Female. Looks hot when I'm drunk and decent the morning after. Interesting conversation. Not a moron, or American. Desi: Well, I don't like to drink, because I can't hold my booze, so I'd want to wake up the next morning without losing my breakfast. Anyway, girl would have to be reasonably attractive, preferrably not a virgin - but still not a slut -, without caked on make-up. Hopefully not handcuffed to a bed with my wallet gone, either. It'd have to be good sex. Like, really good sex. Ammon: *Is still out cold, tongue lolling out* Desi: *Slaps him* Ammon: oO;;. *reads question* I don't want a one-night stand! *Wails, attempts to hang self with ropes on chair* Desi: Stop that. Coy: Uh... I dunno... it kinda can't happen without that "moment". Like, you know as soon as you first lay eyes on them. *looks up thinks* Its like, a chemical reaction in your head. You just want it. Like a kid in a candy store. Your mouth waters, and there is no way you're going home without it. Yeah. Wow. Damn. Gunnar: Whoo! *moves to one of the rubber sheeted seats* Tami: Ever read Cosmo? Galina: *beams, regaining composure* Every month! Rosetta: Cosmo? *feels inadequate* Alix: That's the girly magazine, isn't it? Rafe: What? Nell: *makes face* It's all about how to make your boyfriend orgasm and what makeup to wear during it. No. Derek: Only read it? I once shagged the editor for fashion tips. Delilah: You mean "The Magazine for Women Who Can't Get Ass, By Women Who Can't Get Ass?" `Dagio: Once, while I was waiting in my sister's room for her to get ready for dance lessons. I learned twelve new ways to show off one's breasts, five great secrets to accentuate one's cheekbones, and how to tell if he's in love with you. I wanted to rip my eyes out afterwards. June: No, but have you ever heard of Look! Magazine? I used to love that one... Oh, yes, and Silent Film Stars Weekly. Oh, Rudy Valentino was -such- a jazzbo. Maya: *recovering from the last question* No. It's not my sort of thing. I prefer fantasy novels and psychology books. Savina: Cosmo? Darling, only trollops and whores read that ill- virtued book of sheer debauchery! Regula: At the dentist's office, mainly. Hope: No. Cecily: *snorts* Adam: Nope. Should I? Zio: Yes, I've flicked through a few times when waiting for a lady to finish improving on God's perfection. It's... Amusing. Eric: … no… Willow: No. I read Skeptical Enquirer and The Economist. Mathilde: -No-, because I have a -brain-. I think. Desi: *Shrugs*Flipped through it once or twice, 'cause my mama buys it. Just to see what girls looked for in guys and a few hair-styling tips. If girls know anything, it's hair. Ammon: *Looks for sexual messages in question, finds it clean* ...I think my mama buys it, but I've never read it. Coy&Gunnar: *blank look* Tami: What kind of underwear do you have on at the moment? What colour is it? Galina: *blinks* Pink, today. With little flowers. ^________^ Rosetta: I suppose you're looking for "none" or "thong," eh? Well, you're not getting that. I'm wearing... oh, wait. I'm -not- wearing any underwear. *is wrapped in towel* I just got out of the shower. ;) Silly me. And, if this helps any, the towel is blue and white striped. Alix: *blushes* Blue boxer shorts. *mutters* With yellow checks. Rafe: ... what underwear? Nell: *pink* ... baby-blue bikini-cut lace. Derek: Black satin boxer shorts. Because they're just sexy. Like me. Delilah: A baby blue thong. `Dagio: Bikini-briefs. Teal. June: A lady never answers that question. Maya: *instantly crimson again* Bikini...and they're white with Tigger on them...why do you want to -know- this stuff, anyways? Savina: A lady would never tell, but I guess -you- wouldn't know that. Regula: Hm. Looks like nothing today. Hope: ...Green? Cecily: *sighs, rubs forehead* Black. High-cut, low-riding... Are there any -normal- questions in this thing? Angie: *beams* Anyone ever see Twelve Things I Hate About You? Do you all know what black panties mean? Adam: Cotton boxers. White with a sort of dice pattern on 'em. You know. Pictures of dice all over? Zio: Dark green silk boxers. *smiles brightly* Eric: … why am I doing this? Why do you want to know anyway? SkySong: Just tell the woman. Eric: Why? SkySong: Just do it. Eric: -Why?- SkySong: Eriiiic… Eric: Tch. White boxers. Willow: White cotton panties. Why are you so interested? Mathilde: ...*checks* Light blue cotton bikini-cut. Desi: *Smirks*What underwear? Ammon: ... Didn't Rachel draw a birthday card like this, once? Oh dear... um... it's... underwear. It's b-blue... someone please burn this... Coy: *blush* Uh... I was in a rush on the way here.... Gunnar: *pleasently* Crush red velvet thong for me. Tami: Which senshi in Rome would you shag right now, at this very minute? Galina: *coughs, mutters* Derek. Rosetta: Technically, I'm not allowed to answer this. But... I suppose Adam. After all, I'm not the type of girl to date outside the team. Bad sportsmanship and all. Alix: *helpfully* A shag is a type of bird! Rafe: Le Blanc. Because he needs it -so- bad. Hmph. Nell: *coughs and mutters something that sounds rather suspiciously like 'Cecily'* Derek: Well, there's so many to choose from, but... *mock-fluttery sigh* Oh, Galina, you light up my life. Delilah: That Derek seems to be one lad that I could have some fun with. `Dagio: Maya. June: ::snoring, looks up:: Oh, what? I'm sorry, I dozed off there... Maya: *purple with embarrassment* Eh...ehm...ehh....eh...eh... Legend: What she's -trying- to say is 'Dagio. Savina: Shag?! I shall not carpet anyone or anything! Regula: Adam...? Hope: None of them. Cecily: I flat out refuse to answer this. Adam: *frowns* I don't know many, well, many that are -old- enough but... Can I have a relationship and a bit of romance first? Angie: *prods him* Answer. Adam: *sighs* I don't know. I really don't. *suddenly grins* And any name I -do- say, Angie will write down and plot over. Angie: *sighs* Mark him down for either Del or Rafe. Zio: All ladies have their good points. At the moment? Hmm. Maya's quite lovely but, I think, she's a bit young. Hmm. Oh, yes. That Savina Fiorenza. Quite the lady. *smirks* I'd never deign to simply -shag- her, though. Heavens, no. She deserves more time. Eric: No one… Willow: I wouldn't...I respect Adam too much--D'oh! Bloody hell! Tami: HA! Mathilde: Nell; Adam, if he was female, or I was -really- drunk. ...why are you staring at me? Go away. Desi: Anyone between the ages of 16-21, with a good chest. I don't want to sleep with a slut, but I'd love to be one. *laughs* Ammon: ... Th-there is one g-girl, but she's really not any of yo-your b-b- business. *Blushes* Coy:.. well I don't know any yet.. Gunnar: *interrupts* Nyssa! Rowrrrrrr. *pants* Tami: What's your favourite cloud shape? Galina: *blinks* Fluffy? Rosetta: Strato-cirrus. A few moments prior to a light storm, where the sky is blue, and has a dark layer of shredded clouds masking it slightly, as if it were a zebra's coat. Zebras are pretty. Alix: Animal shapes! Rafe: ... cloud shape? Nell: Cirrus. And those clouds you get in summer thunderstorms, all dark bruise-purples and vein-blues, that make everything smell like rain... Derek: Mushroom! Kaboom. Delilah: Oh for the love ... clouds? There's always a question that just insults me to the point of cramping. `Dagio: Castles. June: Bunnies, and also when they look like kittens. And puppies. Maya: *happy to have a question that -doesn't- have anything to do with sex* I like the big fluffy ones that really don't have any shape. You know, they use similar shapes for..*muffled by creator* Legend: God, no more of the psychological ramblings, -please-! Lalasa: *blinks and comes back to reality* I once saw a pretty one that looked like a rose.. Savina: Finally! A decent question, Tami-dear, you're working your way back to my good graces. I prefer cirrus clouds; they remind me of a light brush technique on the sky. Regula: The puffy ones... when they're dark. Hope: I saw a cloud shaped like a pair of glasses once. Cecily: One shaped like a cloud... *smiles* White and fluffy in a blue sky with sun all over. Adam: Ones that look like dragons. Zio: *shrugs* I don't spend much time looking at clouds. There are much more interesting things to look at. Eric: Dragon-shaped ones. *L* Willow: Bunny rabbit ::tip of hat to Brent Spiner::. Mathilde: I don't have time to go staring at the bloody clouds. Hmph. Desi: Anvil-headed clouds. Lightning reminds me of fireworks, and those clouds usually bring rain and storms. Ammon: *Brightens up at a non-sexual oriented question*Oh! I love all clouds, but I like them fluffy and soft and red-headed and... oh dear. Coy: 5 o'clock. Gunnar: Lead. Tami: Favourite icecream topping? Galina: *beams* Strawberry. Rosetta: Icecream! The magic word! I love to mix cherry and chocloate syrups, drizzling them over the plain vanilla icecream with an added cherry on top with a light sprinkling of mint chocloate chips. Mmm. Alix: Chocolate-banana-vanilla-strawberry! Rafe: Cocoa. Nell: Raspberry. With warm sugar. *beams* Derek: Women. Delilah: *licks lips* Hot fudge. `Dagio: Caramel. So fun to lick off... ::grins evilly:: June: Oh, at the home, they serve us vanilla ice cream, but do you know what? It's actually -supplement- ice cream. I know! It's filled with minerals and vitamins, really, that's hardly ice cream at all, but they tell us that we need our health, and the vitamins are there for our own good... Oh, yes.. Sprinkles. Maya: Oh I can't pick just -one-! I like gummy bears and chocolate sprinkles and M&Ms and chocolate fudge... Lalasa: Jelly beans! Maya: Lalasa! You can't put jelly beans on ice cream! Lalasa: Why not? Maya: ...all right, you win. Savina: One shouldn't eat ice cream when one is trying to keep one's girlish figure, you know. But, don't tell anyone, it's hot fudge. Hope: Caramel fudge. Cecily: Caramel, whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles, and a cherry. Adam: Crumbled Oreo cookies and whipped cream. Zio: Chocolate sauce goes well on -everything-. *smirks* Eric: Chocolate fudge or chocolate syrup. Willow: Crushed oreo cookies. Mathilde: Chocolate. And whipped cream. With nuts. Desi: Reeses peanutbutter cups and whipped cream and M&Ms and sprinkles and cookie crumbs and snow caps and fudge and butterscotch... * sighs happily* Ammon: I don't eat much ice cream... but I like nuts on top, sometimes, so long as they aren't peanuts. I'm allergic to those. Coy&Gunnar: *spray whipped cream everywhere* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tami: Who, in your opinion, is the easiest senshi? ... or all they all easy anyway? Galina: Easiest? As in, would have sex with anyone who offered, regardless, because they're so desperate? Does Ajax count? He's kind of like our mascot. And so, so frustrated. Rosetta: Is this at any location? If so, I'd have to say Rhiannon's rather easy. Unbelievably easy, in fact. Though, she doesn't seem to have any luck with senshi guys. Thren again, maybe that's for the best. Now, if you mean in Rome, I'd have to decline this one, not getting to meet the gang as well as I'd like to yet. Oh well. I'm sure they're all easy. After all, Rome's the birthplace to mass whoredom. And, yes, dL told me to say that. Alix: ... Um? Rafe: Delilah looks like a whore, though I still have my suspicions that that annoying little DeHavelind brat will turn out to be a prostitute. Nell: ... 'Dagio. Derek: Me. Delilah: Easy to me. *series of sinister giggles* `Dagio: Most likely a tie, between Nunzio and Derek, myself not far behind. June: Easy? ::blinks:: Oh, you children and your lingo. I have no idea what you mean by that, so I'll say Alix, he was -such- a dear when he awakened me. Maya: *blinks* I don't get it! Lalasa: Me either... Savina: Why, Tami, what do you mean? Regula: I don't argue much. Hope: No idea. Cecily: Del. Definitely Delilah. *chuckles* Adam: Well... Zio? Zio: *smirks* Derek. Mio amica has more miles on him than a cheap Volkswagen bug. Derek: *mildly* Jealous, jealous, jealous. Eric: Uh… easy in what way? SkySong: Oh please, you're not –that- naive. Eric: Hmph. Willow: While I don't like to spread rumors, I'd have to say...I dunno. I'm not the kind of girl to speculate on scandalous things like that. Mathilde: They're all easy anyway. Ammon: *Blinks* Easiest to fight, you mean? Desi: I don't know. Half of them are repressed virgins dying for sex but too shy or hostile to get any, the other half are sluts. They're all easy. Ammon: I don't like fighting, and I get beat up a lot, most of the time, but I don't remember much 'cause Bastet does the fighting, so I'd say none of them are easy and - Desi: -Shut up-, -please-. Coy: *innocently* Well from what I've read its Nell. Gunnar: *tsks* Yeah, definitely Nell. Jenny~Pie: Wait, what?! You guys mean Diana, right? Coy: Who? No. Gunnar: Don't defend the slut, dude. Its not your character. Tami: If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be? Galina: A cat. They're cute! *beams* Rosetta: A cougar. They are pretty, too. I'd be a zebra, but a cougar can eat a zebra. Seh, yeah. I'd be a cougar. Alix: I'd be a grizzly bear! Rafe: I'd be me. I'm an animal. Fuck off. Nell: Dolphin. Or a gazelle. Derek: *thoughtfully* I'd quite like to be a lion. You get a harem, and you get to eat things. Delilah: A simple black house cat. `Dagio: Tiger, like I am in bed. Gillikin: ::baps him:: You're a little stuck up tonight, aren't you? June: Oh, I always thought it would be so very -nice- to be a rabbit, so small and cute. Maya: a Tiger. Or maybe a dolphin. Lalasa: I'd be a duckbilled platypus like Jason! ^_^ Savina: I resolutely refuse to lower myself to being an animal, but if given the choice, I should prefer to be a lioness. Regula: Some sort of bird. Hope: Fly. Like "fly on the wall," hehe. ^_^ Cecily: Greyhound? *shrugs* Adam: Panther. *thinks* Or maybe a snake. Zio: *stretches* Panther sounds good to me. Angie: *snorts* He's a jackrabbit. Eric: Hmm… A gray wolf. ^_^ Willow: I'd be a raccoon. They're smart, adaptable, clever...something I'd like to aspire to. Mathilde: Probably a giraffe or something. On account of height. Desi: *Pauses to think* I'd want something with wings... hmm... probably some rare bird in the rainforest that people pay to see with pretty feathers. Ammon:... not a cat. I'm guessing... a rabbit, maybe? Coy: Dalmation Hamster! Gunnar: HUMAN! Tami: Who's your favourite Snoopy character? Galina: ...*blinks* Is that the American thing? I think I might have seen it in England once or twice. I liked the little yellow bird. Rosetta: Snoopy? *is informed of the Peanuts gang* Uhm, Linus? Alix: Woodstock! Rafe: ... eh? Nell: Lucy, of course. *giggles* Like Lucretia. And 'Mint Patty. Derek: I hate Charlie Brown. He was such a -twit-. I rather liked Linus. Delilah: Lucy was always my favorite. What an adorable little whore she was. `Dagio: Snoopy? Oh, that American thing with the dog, and the boy with no hair. I'll say the boy with no hair. June: Oh, I always cared for Stradivarius. No, wait, I mean Schubert. Betty: "..." June: Yes, that's it, dear. Schroeder. Maya: I always liked Linus. He's the smartest one of them all. Lalasa: Bird! I like the birdy! Savina: Snoopy? Oh, you mean that little black and white dog. I have no strong preference on the subject. Regula: Woodstock. Hope: I always liked Lucy... she was funny. :) Cecily: Linus. Adam: Woodstock. Zio: *raises eyebrow* The cat next door. Eric: I dunno… Willow: Snoopy himself, naturally. Mathilde: Lucy. Desi: Woodstock, ^_^. Ammon: Pigpen. Coy: Snoopy! Gunnar: *suspicious* Why!? I have done nothing to you!!!*runs away* Tami: If you had a wish that lasted more than twenty-four hours, what would it be? Galina: *enthusiastically* Italian ratification of the Kyoto Protocol, worldwide disarmament, the end of AIDS in Africa, and the complete dissolution of torture as an approved interrogation tactic. Oh, and a new leather skirt. Rosetta: Oh, that's incredibly easy. I'd ask to have a voice again, of course. After all, body language gets rather tiring. And I'd like to be able to tell a few people what's on my mind, in person. *eyes Rhiannon with an evil glare* Alix: *gravely* World peace. ... and that I had a lifetime's supply of candy. And that I could fly. Rafe: That everybody would bugger off and leave me alone. Nell: Wishes are dangerous. You too often get what you ask for. *lightly* I'd wish... Oh, I don't know. Maybe to go back in time and change things. Derek: To rule the world, of course. Delilah: To be the unquestioned lord and master of the world. `Dagio: Myself, Maya, a picnic basket, a Porsche 911 six speed turbo, & an eternity to get to know each other. ::grins:: June: For this darned arthritis to go away. And to see my grandchildren married. Maya: *ponders* well, that's kinda tough. I mean, I would wish a lot of things, but only one? ...probably wish that Lalasa could be normal. Lalasa: All the jelly beans in the world! Savina: World peace, understanding, and food for all. Regula: A decent job. Miming sucks. Hope: To know everything. Cecily: *immediately* I want my sight back. Adam: Hmm. How about an understanding between all the world's religions that they're all preaching the same thing and to just get on with living. Zio: I'm happy as is. Wishes mean nothing. *grins* I can arrange it myself, grazie, bella. Eric: No more fighting between with Senshi. *nod nod* Willow: I'd finally nail down the coordinates for a new comet, and name it after myself. Mathilde: *dreamily* That I was the ruler of Italy, and my family was locked in a cage, and I was brilliant, and I invented the cure for cancer, and France surrenders. Desi: That I could just break things. I'm serious. I'm in IB. I need my stress relief. That everyone across the world would have ten moments of silence just to worship me. That Bene would have his car towed to some remote island off the coast of Greenland, with Nardo stuck in it. Ammon:... I've got a lot of things I wish for. I wish... someone would notice me in the opera and I'd have a main role for one performance, that Rafe -did- not just call me sexy... Rach: Headspace does not count, boy! Ammon:... Um... I used to hope for revenge on some people but I don't anymore... I don't know. I just wish for a lot, but I don't know how to put it into words. Coy: To be a real full fledged fire fighter. And to not do that vomiting thing anymore, and to lose ten pounds, and to meet Kiss, and, and, and... Tami: Chill out, what you yellin' for? Galina: *enthusiastically, again* Environmental protection! Rosetta: I can't yell, you malicious fiend! *cries* Alix: WORLD PEACE! *beams* Rafe: For you to go away and die in the rain. I am -not- a virgin. I'm celibate, not desperate. Nell: *hollers* Peace, love, beauty and truth! Derek: A tequila. Delilah: Hopefully it's because Derek is making me. `Dagio: ::whispering into Maya's ear:: Oh, you could hear that? ::evil grin:: June: WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. MY HEARING AID FELL OUT. Maya: *giggles, sings* Lay back, it's all been done before. And if, you could only let it b..*muffled* Legend: For Laurie's sanity, I'm going to stop her now... Lalasa: I'm not yellin'! Savina: I don't quite understand the question. Regula: I don't yell. Hope: I never yell. It's against Rule 75 of the RotS. Cecily: *stares* Adam: *grins* I'm chilled out, Tami. Zio: Avril Lavigne? Dios mio, someone listens to that little thing? Eric: World peace, Senshi peace, and to be able to go to outer space. ^_^ Willow: I'm not YELLING!!!::giggle:: Mathilde: ... You suck. Desi: I'm a moaner in bed. Leave me alone. Ammon: I yelled? I'm so sorry! I won't do it again, I -swear-. *looks guilty* Coy&Gunnar: *lower bullhorns shamefully* Tami: Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? Galina: ...what -are- you talking about? Have you been into those brownies again? Rosetta: You started it. Alix: I did? I'm sorry. ;_; Rafe: *sticks his fingers in his ears* Please be over. Please be over. Please be over. Nell: *bursts out giggling* Derek: Do I have to take off all my preppy clothes? Delilah: Because there's no such thing as simplicity. `Dagio: It's so much more fun that way. June: WHAT? IRRIGATED? NO, MY FARM WASN'T IRRIGATED. Maya: *sings again* I see the way you're acting like somebody else gets me frustrated... Legend: *coughs* Maya: Oh all right all right! Can't help it, it's my theme song! Lalasa: *decides to sing too* All I want for Christmas is my two front teeeeeth! Savina: The feminine mystique -is- to be complicated, heart. Regula: I don't know. Hope: Because. Cecily: *shakes head sadly* Adam: Nothing's complicated unless you want it to be, chere. Zio: *smirks, pulls out Little Black Book, begins reading* Eric: *blinks* I honestly have no clue what you're talking about. Willow: Hey, it's your survey. It's not my fault it's complicated. Mathilde: *smug* It's not complicated if you have the brain capacity of a lemur. Desi: Because I had sex with you -and- your sister. Ammon: ;_;, I'm horrible to you, Tami. I didn't realize I was being so awful. Coy&Gunnar: *Raise them again angrily* LOSER! Tami: How does your ideal wedding go? Galina: *dreamy* Ocean. New white dress by French designer. Lots of people. *pauses* And the press, to document it all. Rosetta: First off, I get married. And when we exchange vows, I won't have to do it in sign language. I would love to possess the ability to accept his vow in words. True, spoken words. Then, if I hadn't figured it out yet, I'd know how much he loved me. And then, our lips would meet under the divine and righteous ruling of the Church, and I would truly feel complete. Alix: *gravely* With me getting married, mostly. To a girl. Rafe: With me waking up in the middle in a cold sweat. I don't want a goddamn -wife-. Nell: I want to get married outside... at night. And I don't want to wear white, I don't think. It makes me look even paler than I already am. *laughs* I'll go dressed in red with henna on my hands. And walk down to Painted Black and take the vow in front of a fire. Derek: With some random woman with beauty, charm, brains, and who won't mind me being completely hungover the next morning. Delilah: With me as far away from it as humanly possible. `Dagio: A priest, I suppose. A certain beautiful Hindu by my side... My parents and sisters there. Wine. Dancing. ::grins:: Consummation afterwards. June: ::has since put hearing aid back in:: Oh, it was beautiful... Lanz and I were married at our farm, by the local priest. It was underneath the willows back by the stream, and his family was there... It was so touching. Wildflowers everywhere you looked. The only thing that could have made it better would have been if my family could have made it. ::sighs:: My poor, departed Lanz, taken before his time. Betty: "..." June: Oh, Betty, you say the sweetest things... ::cries into `Dagio's shoulder:: `Dagio: O_o Maya: *dreamy sigh* I think I'd prefer a non-Hindu wedding, mostly because those are -so- complicated and everything. Just a traditional western wedding..Outside, in the sunshine, with a soft white dress, maybe something Renaissance, lots of flowers, Lalasa as the flower girl, Allegro and Andante and Galina as bridesmaids, some pretty Italian opera for the general wedding music, maybe something 'Dagio sang on tape or whatever. And 'Dagio, of course, waitingfor me at the altar. Legend: *coughs* she hasn't given it any thought at all. No, of course not *snickers* Lalasa: Lots of cake and candy and a pretty dress! Savina: My wedding?! I want a massive cathedral, no, a basillica, even better, at the Vatican, with his Holiness presiding. I'll have this self-designed dress, subdued and alabaster, off setting my olive skin, my hair is up with some sort of pearled contraption. And Cecily's there, my Maid of Honor, you know, in a beautiful gown, and Mother and Father, and...! Colin: Sorry folks, had to cut her off somewhere... Regula: Wedding? What? Hope: I don't know, except that it would be outside, and NOT in winter. Cecily: *shrugs* I'm not getting married. Adam: Outside, I think. Casual, relaxed, and it'd be nice if my lady would agree to let my maman officiate. Zio: *airily* Oh, I'd let the love of my life decide, of course. Whatever makes you happy, Tami, bella. Tami: *faints* Eric: *grins* I'd hope for something a little unorthodox, simple, but still recognizable as a wedding. Willow: I'm not thinking of getting married anytime soon, so the question's moot. Mathilde: *ponders for a few moments* Lots of friends, no family, and the ritual burning of Donatella Versace in effigy -- I mean, um, lots of sex afterwards. Desi: It would be in Madrid. None of my family is invited, except for Nana and Cleo. My bride is a beautiful, elegant woman, Spanish of course, and we'd have a brief ceremony and a large reception back at my old house. We'd dance and eat and do all the regular things. We'd get lots of presents we'll never use. Honeymoon anywhere she wants, maybe Mexico, and it'd be romantic, with a nice suite and roomservice. Ammon: *Sighs*No one would want to marry me, Miss Tami. I couldn't subject anyone to that torture. But... I guess, if I did have one... it'd be small, really small. And only close family and friends would be invited and it wouldn't be flashy, and it'd be really happy and romantic, with a dinner back at... some place. oO;;. I don't know. I don't really think about weddings. Coy: Whoa... *Imagines a lot of leather, fire, and flowers* Tami: Would you lick people for a nickel? Galina: No! I think. Rosetta: O.o;;; What an eclectic pairing of questions. And, yes, depending on the person and how spectacular the nickel was. Alix: Make it two! Rafe: No. Nell: Uhhh... Derek: Try a hundred dollars. Or just get me drunk. Delilah: Was that that a proposition, Tami dear? Why I never ... *licks her face* Tami: *cries in fright* `Dagio: I've licked for less. June: Why, Tami, dear, I remember that one time that you licked an ant off of your brother's arm for a penny! Don't you, dear? That was such an interesting day. Maya: *crimson again* NO. Lalasa: A nickel isn't enough money. Jelly beans come in -packages-, and they all cost more than a nickel. I know, Maya told me. Savina: You -should- know the answer to that by now, you ill virtued tramp! Regula: How old's the nickel? Hope: Uh, no. Cecily: No. Adam: Don't think so. Zio: I'd do it for free if she was cute enough. *beams* Eric: *blunt* No. Willow: :glares, hands on hips:: No... Mathilde: Yes. Desi: Ten cents for down there, but sure. Care to pay? Ammon: oO;;;, no! And I wouldn't do it for a quarter, either! Gunnar: *already licking Tami* Your gonna give me a nickel!!!!!!!!???