Tami: It's occurred to me that some of the characters are attempting to have love lives. Although this is hideously wrong of you, we realize that this can also be slightly useful at times (blackmail). We also realize that only some of you have achieved partners, whereas the rest of you appear to be losers. We'd like to even the gap and try to discover why a senshi gets a partner, what you're looking for in a partner, whether you'd Marry A Millionaire, exactly what the hell all those banana skins are doing in your partner's trash, and what you think of in the other single senshi. This survey is open to both the single and taken members of Sailor Myth! Tami: First off - are you single or taken? Wilma: Single-ish... Priscilla: Single. Jace: I'm going to refer to myself as 'taken', as although I'm not officially dating anybody, I do have a great deal of the Sailor Myth men under my thumb. Wade: ... um... ah... um... Single? Regina: *Blinks* Uh... single. Zach: Yikes...well, um...I wouldn't say I was taken, per se...Leta and I are...seeing each-other...yeah... Casper: Shoot...I'm a playa, baby...ain't no room for no wifey... Veta: Single. For some reason, it's hard finding someone that doesn't mind that I live in a car. Who knew? Sophie: Taken. Tibby: Ah, I suppose so... Taken, that is. Rhiannon: Single, and loving it. Myra: Why??? What have you heard??? Rhiannon: She's single. Jack: Single. Rayya: Single. *grins* Lissie: Do obsessive-compulsive crushes with hints of maniacal, violent possesiveness towards a "masked man" only-see-him-in-battle- and-don't-give-a-damn-about-Jack . . er, -their-real-life-personae count? 'Cuz I have one of those . . . Amir: Well, yeah, I'm single. *shrug* Don't get me wrong, but, you know, this senshi business really puts a damper on any potential lovelife. What am I supposed to do, say, "Hey, baby. I've got magic powers and I run around like a freakin' costume at night, like it's Halloween, and I fight against teeny-bopper high school girls in short skirts. Wanna go out to dinner?" *heavy sarcasm* And finding something with a senshi is just out of the question. Rian: Single. Soooooo, soooooo single....*sigh* Theresa: Taken. often. *smirk* Leta: Taken! Hee hee, I, like, don't even remember what, like, being single is. Felice: Single, baby! Although the girls just swoon and sigh whenever I'm near. *Blows kisses* Kanene: Single. Sorcha: *eyes well up with tears, bows head for a moment*....Single. Anomie: Gods, you don't know how long it's taken for her to admit that Rufus is gone. *sighs, pats Sorcha's shoulder* Tami: Great! Now, let's get on with the show. Viva la revolution. What do you look most for in a partner? Wilma: Well, he has to be nice...funny...someone who can draw well would be nice...*continues to list Jack's qualities* Priscilla: Aggressive...sarcastic...*continues to list Jace's qualities* Jace: A Barret .50 cal and an inherent worship of me. Failing that, just the worship. Wade: Um... bein'... nice, and... likes people... and... nice... funny... Regina: ...But I'm not looking for a partner - I'm wondering why I'm doing this. SkySong: Because I said so. Regina: *looks dark* Fine. Someone with a sense of humor, a brain (that he uses it is also mandatory), and someone with some ethics. Good god, the lack of anything resembling manners these days. Zach: She has to be smart, funny, a beautiful face, and a bangin' body. Casper: A nice, big booty. Veta: Cigarettes and the first Metallica album. Sophie: Size. Tibby: Well, she ought to be someone funny and kind... *notices a glare from the other side of the room* Er, barring that, strong and, um, interesting? Rhiannon: *holds up her hand, counting the fingers as she speaks* An ass you can hold on to, pretty eyes, taller than me, submissive, and I prefer virgins ^^; Myra: *points her finger at Rhia* DEFILER OF HUMANITY! ^^; Personally, I prefer MALES, first off.. I don't want Tami fixing me up with Wilma or something perverse like that. Rhiannon: You and Wilma.. That'd be a riot! Myra: *fuming* ... *shrugs it off* He must be sincere and gentle, and I agree with Rhia's ass comment. Jack: Um... *shrugs* I'm flexible. *notices Angie's glare* Yeah, well... A good sense of humor. Spirit, yeah, lots of it. Um, doesn't drink? Rayya: Prude. *giggles* Well, I really like strength, inner and outer. Has to be able to have fun. Easy and interesting to talk to. A good cuddler is a definite bonus... Oh, and handsome doesn't hurt either! Lissie: Southern drawl. Think of it as my version of Jamie Lee Curtis' foreign language fetish in "A Fish Called Wanda" Amir: Sense of humor. No, that's *not* to mean biting sarcasm, smartalecky remarks, or just a general plain bad attitude. A sense of humor is being able to keep things in perspective, take things in stride, and stay level and mature and happy. Rian: Um...opposable thumbs, able to complete a sentence. That is, if I was *looking* for a partner. If. Theresa: Pretty much the same, but the ability to cook is also nice. And hair, be nice if he had hair. On his head, mostly, rather than his back, I mean. Leta: Um, I dunno. Honesty? If he's, like, hot and stuff? I dunno. Uh - Felice: *Cuts in* I don't care, personally! Just call me, all you lovely laaaaddiieesss. Yeah. *Blows more kisses* Kanene: Well, at the risk of superficial, physical attraction would be vital. I mean, admit it, if a person doesn't looking intriguing would you still approach them and have a chat? Aside from that, a good conversationalist, a good sense of humour and... taller then me. ^____^ Sorcha: Tall, dark and handsome....well, beyond pure physicality, he has to be attentive, demonstrative, shower me with love and gifts, not be embarassed in front of his friends...and the requisite sense of humor. Tami: Looks or brains - and why? Wilma: Brains, 'cause if he looks good but is a moron, then where is the fun in that? Priscilla: I prefer both, since they're so nice together. Lori: One or the other. Priscilla: Fine, brains, since I don't feel like being superficial. Jace: Looks. You can control them better if they're pigass dumbshits. Wade: *indignantly* Brains! Jace: Yeah - 'cause you haven't got any! Hahaha! Regina: Brains, definitely brains. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to live with him. Zach: Judge Judy said that beauty fades, and dumb is forever...so I guess brains... Casper: C'mon now...I only care if she can GIVE good brain...*note to the ghetto-impaired: brain=oral sex* Veta: It's a sad world when it has to be one or the other...brains, because ... I don't know ... real smart people are hard to come by. Sophie: Looks. If you can't take him anywhere, what's the point? Tibby: You cannot judge a book by its cover. Rhia: Brains. Quoting Myra, I AM a "defiler of humanity" after all! I CORRUPT THE MINDS OF ALL THE MEN OF THE WORLD!!! Myra: You're too late. Personally, I'd have to say looks, because I have enough brains for the both of us. Rhia: Ain't that the truth. Jack: Brains. Rayya: At the risk of sounding slightly shallow... I like both! But if it's only one... Brains, I suppose. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway. Lissie: Eeny, meeny, miney, mo . . . okay, I'll go with brains, because that's what landed on mo. Amir: Brains. If I wanted something that looked nice and didn't have any brains, I'd buy some art and put it on my wall. I'd at least like to have an intelligent conversation with someone, at some point in time. Rian: Um...um...I can't...*freezes like a deer in headlights* Theresa: There is no 'or', babe. All or nothing. Leta: Ummm, I guess looks. Smart guys are, like, cool and all- *waves to Tibby*-, but dumb guys are usually, like, cuter! *Waves frantically at Wade* Felice: Looks. Why? Because smart women are boring. *Snorts at the memory of his old wife* Kanene: What is with the 'or'? Well brains - I would like to be able to do something with him aside from making out. Sorcha:...Brains. If the boy can't keep up with me mentally, why should I bother? Tami: Have you ever had a partner before? Wilma: Uh....no. Priscilla: Nope. Jace: I was in love with Raphael of the Ninja Turtles. That count? Wade: N-no... Regina: Are you JOKING?! OF course not! Zach: What do you mean by partner? Are you asking if I've had sex before? Because I have! Casper: Shit, I've had so many partners, I could start my own law firm... Veta: Just one ... and he's as dead as the Macarena. Sophie: I have a perfectly good one right now, why bother mentioning the others? Tibby: Who writes these, anyway? Emiko: Tami. Answer. *poke* Tibby: Very well, yes... Myra: No.. Have you heard something??? Rhia: Yes ma'am I have. I made a list, too! *pulls out a book of names she bought at the store* I've highlighted all the ones I've either dated or slept with. *opens the book, it emits a glowing yellow light* Hehe *blush* Jack: *softly* Yeah. Rayya: *looks at Jack in mild surprise* It's always the quiet ones. Anyway... Technically... Kinda... *squirms under Angie's glare* Alright, alright. No, not yet. Really. Lissie: Do you count taking drag queens to prom while you're dressed in a tux a partner? Amir: Yeah. I graduated the University this past spring-- you don't think I spent *all* my time in the computer lab? Rian: ^^; No... Theresa: Yeah...but five years and a little restraining order took care of it, though. Leta: Yep! Lots of times. Felice: I've got a new woman each week, I'm that hot! Sizzle-sizzle. Kanene: Uh... no. ^^; My father has scared away most of the guys who've dared to ask me out. Sorcha: *gets all teary again, takes out a handkerchief and dabs her eyes*...Yes. Tami: Would you actively date one of your teammates? Wilma: Yes. Priscilla: Does it have to be one of -my- teammates? What about one of the other teams? No? Then, yes, I guess. Jace: God, no. They all SUCK. Sophie and Jack are okay but Tyche makes me want to -strangle- him, Leta's a bubblehead, Wilma and Rhiannon and Nikhil convince me I'm straight and ugh, ugh, Zach... Wade: ... yeah... Regina: Well, first of all, I don't date. And even if I did, the only guy on my team in Roanoke is Wade, who's apparently been taken by Rayya and Asa doesn't count cause he's gay. Zach: *winks at Leta* Casper: Hell no! Them Angelus girls is crazy! Veta: Oh the options! Who will be: the young gay man in a miner's hat or the British tight-ass? Hmm...although it may piss off Wheels if I go after the latter... *blows Tibby a kiss* Jace: Go find your own, TV-special second-hand-smoke-dealing Jewel wannabe. Sophie: Hell no, unless it were Jack or Jace. *grins evilly* Just kiddin', stumps. Tibby: I'll take that thing you Americans have... the Fifth Amendment? Rhia: Why the hell not? Jack's a cutie. Myra: *shivers* -Eww, not Wilma, don't make it Wilma* No! GROSS! *runs away* Jack: Um... Yeah? Rayya: *grins* Aw, they're both cuties. I believe the true question is "would they date me?" Angie: *mutters* Devious bitch... Lissie: Let's see . . . there's Wade . . . and . . . Wade. So, no. Other teams, though . . . well, that could work out . . . get that whole West Side Story thing going on . . . and then we can start doing choreographed dancing battle scenes! Amir: H'n. Well, let's see-- who do I have to choose from? The Angelus have a distinct lack of feminine members, and no, I don't particularly care to have a romantic fling with Casper. *rolls eyes* Let's see. I can go after Anna, and have her husband come running after me with a butcher knife. I can go after Leah or Elaine, and get arrested as a child molestor. Or I can go after Sorcha, and get heartburn from all the Indian restraunts we'd go to for dates, and *then* get arrested for chasing a high school girl. So, no. There's nothing promising at all. Rian: *Gulps* Um... [Theresa leans over and slaps the redhead] Rian: OW! TIBBY! Theresa: *laughs* Nooooooooo... Leta: I'm, like, doing that, aren't I? Felice: I date anything that walks on two legs and wears a C-cup, baby. Mrroowwrr. Except for my uncle Mortimer. Kanene: Astronomia is nearly devoid of available guys! Tibby's taken, although he seems like a nice guy. Are we sure we can't date other people from the other teams? *Peers over to the Angelus team and winks at the guys there* Sorcha: *sniffles* ...Well...Amir's not a bad sort, though he's a bit pompous and condescending. Felice is just disgusting, and Casper's just odd. So...right now, a weak "no." Tami: Are you looking for a long, meaningful relationship or a short- term equally meaningful relationship in a bathroom somewhere? Wilma: Long, meaningful relationship. Priscilla: Since I have to work for mine, a long, meaningful relationship. Jace: Long, meaningful relationship, though a short one in a bathroom does me fine... hahaha! I made a funny! Wade: Long... why would I want to be in a bathroom? Regina: I'm not looking for a relationship. Zach: I want a girlfriend who understands and forgives meaningless bouts of sex with others...that'll be the girl I marry...*looks at Leta and shuts up quickly* Casper: Not in a bathroom ... too hard to manuever and shit ... now the back of my Escalade is a different story ... Veta: I'm not looking for a serious relationship ... and whenever I'm feelin' particularly randy, I usually transform and change a discarded hamburger wrapper into a sex-crazed Gavin Rossdale ... *grins* Sophie: Short-term. Tibby: How is a bathroom relationship meaningful? Myra: Long? I would like a meaningful relationships, but I'm too young to commit! AGH! *runs away again* Rhia: I'll have to agree with Casper on this one. Bathrooms are just too small in the US. Plus, I'd rather ride a Hummer, if you catch my drift. Jack: *shrugs* Angie: *pokes him* That's not an answer. Jack: Right, right. Um, yes? *cringes at the upraised shoe* The second's kinda ick. I guess the first one. Rayya: While I don't know if I'm ready for, well, you know, it's definitely preferable to the bathroom one. *shiver* Cold tiles! Lissie: Anybody know the fidelity rate of river gamblers? Amir: Well, how about a short-term meaningful fling in a bathroom with Felice? *silence* *crickets chirping* Kidding. How about a long, meaningful relationship, then. You might as well throw in the walks on moonlit beaches and dancing and theater, if you're going to write up a personals ad for me. Rian: Can I have...short, meaningful, no bathroom? Theresa: By bathroom, I guess you mean the type of fling where I wipe my ass with 'em and throw 'em away? *laughs* Oh, I hope Rob gets to see this, he'll love it. Sorry Rob. Leta: Um, I dunno, like, both? Felice: I'm a one-night-stander, baby. Mrrrooowwwwrrrrr. Remember, that number is (305)-383- Kanene: The passion of a bathroom-relationship and the endurance of a long-relationship. Sorcha: Both have their merits. Right now, the long relationship, though I wouldn't turn down a fling if I were drunk enough. Tami: Do I look fat in this? Priscilla, Wilma: Yes. Lori: *smack* Priscilla, Wilma: Er, no. Jace: Yes. Wade: Of course not! Regina: *confused* Fat in what? Zach: Um ... no. Casper: What the hell IS that? Veta: You could probably get away with it ... Sophie: What the eff do I care? Tibby: I'll have that Fifth thing again. Myra: ... Rhia: Sorry, Tami, but bubblewrap, no matter how great it is, makes everyone look fat. Myra: *turns off the lights* No, Tami, you look fine. *turns lights back on* Jack: Of course not. Rayya: Never. But here. Try this on, too. *hands over a fetching number from her own closet* Lissie: Does this make my butt look big? Amir: It's not fat that I'm so much concerned about; it's whether or not plaid and stripes can be considered a fashion statement-- and if so, what sort of statement are you trying to make? You know it's bad when the computer techie starts analyzing your clothing choice. Rian: The definition of fat is subject to a variety of factors, including water retention, relative humidity, barometric pressure, planetary alignment, and myopic tendencies of the viewer... Theresa: O_o? Who the hell is this chick? Is my team gonna fight yours soon? Please? Rian:...so you'll need to define 'fat'. Theresa: Tami, if you didn't have it on backwards, it wouldn't pooch out like that. Love ya. Leta: Umm, no, but you aren't, like, a winter, Tami. You are definitely, like, a spring and stuff. Like, MAKE-OVER! *Squeals and tackles Tami with random cosmetics* Felice: Baby, no lovely lady looks fat in anything. Kanene: Well, the lighting isn't particularly good so I can't tell for certain... Jen: >.<;; Just say no. Kanene: Oh-kay... ^^; No. Sorcha: No, of course not! It's a slimming cut, and the color really brings out the lights in your hair. Tami: Would you ever consider dating your guardian? Wilma: Perdix? God, no. Priscilla: Aeneas is a bit on the chunky... asshole side. So, no. Wade: I love Livvy a lot but, um... I don't think we're the same sorta people. Zach: WHAT?! Hell no!! He's a he ... and he's a lizard! Veta: I find the amount of sheer beastiality that's discussed around here quite disturbing ... Sophie: *lets out a string of curses* No! Tibby: She's a nice mouse, but she's a mouse... didn't we answer this earlier? Medea: How sober would I be? Rhia: No way. *evilly sneaks up behind Myra and starts coughing* Excuse me, hairball.. Myra: *puke* Rhia: hahah. Rayya: *bursts out laughing and can't stop* Lissie: I don't have a guardian, but still, I'm gonna need therapy just for the images that question brought up. Amir: Oh, yeah. Homosexual bestial love with a cat is really number one on my list. *more sarcasm* C'mon... you've got to be insane. Rian: If things were really bad, and that guardian turned into someone really amazing in human form, I think - well, never mind. I don't have a guardian. The question is moot. [lapses into a long, self-deprecating session of Farsi] Theresa: The bat? Only if he turns into this dashing, incredible count who whisks me off to his castle in some far off land. Oh, and the lisp has got to go. Have you heard that lisp? Trajan: I never! Theresa: I know you never. Bat sex is hard to come by, around here. Leta: Percy? Like, ewwww. Felice: ^___^, yeah, sure, if I had one. Kanene: Only if he was a whole-human bi-ped. Well, if he looked half-decent. I don't hate his personality so it's possible. Sorcha: No. Even if he were human, Beckett is just my guardian. It'd be too odd. Tami: All right, singles. Look around the small, cramped, infected room. I want you to name one of the single Sailor Myth senshi and list a few good things about them. Perhaps about their appearance, or their accent, or their hobby. If you can't find anything to say, just talk about me. *preens* Wilma: Jack - he's a good artist, 'n' he's cute. ^^ Priscilla: Jace - she's a bitch. 'Nuff said. Wade: Um... *looks around the room wildly so as to not be really obvious* ... Lissie! Lissie's all funny, y'know, and she's really smart, and she has a nice dad, though that's not really into it, and she's pretty - like the pink thing she has goin' on - and, well, there's always something to be said for a girl who likes hats! Regina: ...ok Tami, you are one of the weirdest people I have ever seen. Casper: Yo, that chick Kanene is mad HOT! Maybe she'd gimme some time ... Veta: Okay, I'm surrounded by children ... and the only one older than me is the fat forty-year old father ... oh, the decisions ... Sophie: Your name is Tami. Tibby: Well, ah, there are a lot of very nice and interesting people in here... it would be an injustice to choose one over the rest. (notices glaring again* Er, Jace has a very nice, ah, wheelchair... And a glaring personality. Rhia: Nice bubblewrap, Tami? Myra: Casper has good bedside manner, as long as he's not in a bed? Rhia: Hey! I think that one works! Myra: ^_^! He has a nice vocabulary? Rhia: Tami has the power to kill Jace! And she owns Wade! Lucky her! Myra: XD Rhia: This is fun.. Jack: *runs hand through hair* Jace. Jace is a great friend. She's got fire and no fear... And she'll kick me in the ass if I don't say stuff like that, right? *grins his most devastating grin* Jace: *beams at him* Right. Rayya: Only one? Oh, come on! They're all great! Fine, fine. Guy or girl? *gets poked* Alright already! Wade's a complete sweetie who'll help out. He's good for the ego. He's soothing. He's fun. *giggles* And he's wonderful at taking care of all us girls. Lissie: Well . . . Tyche has a southern drawl Tyche's cute He's luckier than the lucky charms guy (VERY important) Southern drawl That Clarke Gable thing going on He actually has Jace's approval (even though that must be hazardus to his health) Jace: Hey! Lissie: Southern drawl He's not Tibby Jace: -Hey-!! Lissie: He's not Perdix He's not Pig-Boy, Julius oh, and his Southern drawl Jace: You must wet your panties every time Bush gives an address! Amir: *eyes darting around suspiciously* How about Sailor Lucifer? She's really quiet, and doesn't cause trouble, even if she *is* fallen. Rian: Single? Um...I know so few people...[looks around nervously] Can't I just have Tibby? Oh. Well, Veta is so independant and tough, and tells people what she thinks...I like that...I don't want to date her, though. No offense. Felice: Ooooo, that Rhiannon. Sexy, goregous, and manages to tell me off while I'm still damn attracted to her! Mrrooowwrr. Kanene: Well, Tami has the brilliance to create this survey. *rolls her eyes discreetly.* *Is reminded by Jen about Casper's earlier comment regarding her* Kanene: I know, I'm still... trying to think of a response. ^^; He's good looking (the 'fro is cute!) and I certainly don't mind his hip-hop style. Casper's actually good at it. Don't know much about his personality tho. Amir's nice too though and he's good-looking. Too bad he's so old, well - old in comparison to me. ^^;; Sorcha: Well, Jack is absolutely devastating. Not only does he have that tall, dark, and handsome thing down pat, he's a charmer AND a winner with the ladies. Only fault? How does he expect to support a girl as an artist? Not that I'm belittling art, I love it, but it's no living. Tami: Takens - describe your significant other and what you like about them. Failing that, describe something you don't dislike about them. Jace: Um... I pick one, right? *rattles off* He's funny without trying to be and that accent, he should be a phone sex operator - well, no, wait, he shouldn't be - and he eats damn stupid things and when he takes off his glasses he squints. He also folds his rubbish. It's bloody annoying. I think I like it. Then again... not like I'm into him or anything. Zach: I like the way that Leta crinkles her nose a little when she's thinking hard about something, and the way she licks her lips, and her flat stomach, and ... *edited for time and nauseating fluff* Sophie: He's got a huge *censored* and a fine *censored* for *censored* *censored* all *censored* night. He does whatever I want. And he can *censored* *censored* my *censored* *censored* *censored*. Tibby: Well, Ja-- er, she's a terribly interesting person with great inner strength and she's different from anyone else I've ever met. Medea: *downs a quick fifth of Royal Crown (not the soda, -_-;)* He is none other than Julius. Yes, I am in love with the pig. Rhia: She's GOT to be drunk. Julius: And why is it so inconceivable that someone should be in love with me? I was quite sought after at one point, you know... Not that -some- people would believe it. Livia: And he's juhst as sought aftah today - as a Bacon McMuffin. Tami: Children! Quiet! Next? Lissie: That depends on what your definition of "significant" is . . . Theresa: Rob is such a cutie - he treats me better than I deserve. He's a joker, and we're best friends. He's a little taller than me, so I have to stand on tiptoe if we're standing up to kiss him...aw, enough of that mushy stuff. I like him. I think I'll keep him. Leta: Oooo, Zach's a sweetie once you, like, know him and stuff. But he has, like, a weird nose and, like, stuff. Tami: And people say romance is dead. Tami: Do you think this is a petty attempt to try and pair up the non- taken characters? Priscilla, Wilma: Yes. Jace: Yes. Unfortunately, since we have so few males, we'll end up looking like a gay lib advertisement. Wade: Huh? Regina: Yes - SkySong: *clamps a hand over Regina's mouth* Nope, not at all. ^^ *Zach, Casper and Veta burst into a fit of laughter* Sophie: Hell yes. Tibby: It would appear that way. Rhia: Don't sell yourself short. Stuff like this helps the group of trashy SMyth characters bond together. Myra: And what about the innocents of SMyth? Rhia: You're it, honey. Myra: ;.;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack: *raises eyebrow in his most meaningful manner* Rayya: *giggles* Gee, would Tami ever do anything so conniving? Lissie: Of course. We always knew deep down Tami wanted to host Love Connection (I have a feeling she'll settle for Temptation Island . . . so many new friends for Jace to play with.) Tami: *sobs* It's true. Amir: Petty isn't so much the word; how about futile? Rian: Petty is relative to - Theresa: Shut up already! Rian: >< Leta: Hey, that's, like, my job! I am, like, the goddess of love and stuff, right? Felice: I'm all for it, Tami. I'm all for it. Kanene: If this turns into a bad Blind Date episode, then yes. Sorcha: Yes, I do. And I wholeheartedly approve. Tami: Don't you think Amir and Veta are -so- made for each other? Wilma: Of course. Priscilla: If it will get you to stop trying to pair me up with Amir, yes. Jace: Crack whore and 133t ha>