Tami: Hey, Italian kids! Ciao! Welcome to our first survey with those fun-loving chumps in Sailor Myth: Rome. Discover how they tick! Discover their innermost desires! Discover whether they'd shag Adam! On with the survey! Tami: First things first, kidaroos. How are you liking Italy and all your teammates? Alix: I love Italy, I've lived here almost my whole life. ^___^ And I think my teammates are really great! ... Well, of course I'm gonna like my papa 'cause he's my -father-, but he's great anyway. And I really really love Miss Cecily. And Nika and Delilah and and... Rafe: I love Italy. I hate them. Nell: Italy is the most beautiful place in the world. *grins* And I haven't met my teammates yet, which is a bit of a bugger. But Val seems a sweetheart and Eric seems nice. But, uh, Zio... Galina: Any country with so many men in fashionable leather pants is a country I love very deeply. My teammates seem very . . . nice so far? Oh, except Ajax. Stupid dog. Ajax: I'm sorry, Sailor Gucci, did you say something? I just hope to the gods that none of her teammates turn out like she has. They seem more promising than -she- ever did. Savina: Darling, I'm currently residing with Cecily, as you know; she's rather easy to live with, despite what she might say. I've yet to meet my other team members; I do hope that happens soon, though! Cecily: Italy is... Hmph. It's pretty enough. I suppose I'm getting used to parts of it. As for my team... The ones I've met? Pukka. Completely excellent. Alix is a -complete angel. Love him to death. Orell's a good bloke and Savina's a sweet gel. *raises eyebrow* I'm exercising self-control on the animals. *coughs*BloodyMoggie*coughs* Angie: *smirks* What's wrong, Cess? Got a hairball? Adam: I love Italy. Sure I miss N'Awlins and Hong Kong and London but this place? It's warm and easy and friendly. It's for me. And my team? *grins* I like 'em. Ammon's a nice guy and don't let Rafe fool you. *pauses, suddenly laughs* No one can be -that- nasty all the time. Rafe: *snorts loudly* Angie: *sweetly* Wanna bet? Maya: I love Italy, really... at least it's not India, with all my mother's relatives... they're just like her, and I'm not sure I could take all the religious preaching and such...As far as my teammates...the only one I've met it Jason, if he counts... I love Jason, though! *grins* Legend: Isn't it nice to have a Senshi who actually gets along with her guardian... *laughs* Most of the time... Hope: I haven't really met my teammates yet, but from my - (is about to say "spying," but corrects herself) uh - observations, they could be all right. As for Italy, I love it... but I'd really love to visit the US! (coughandspyonmygrandparentscough) Nyssa: Well, considering I've lived in Italy all my life, I like it. Rome is fun. There's always something to do here, and I get to live with my brother, so there's not all those rules and stuff like at my parents. *shrugs* My teammates seem okay, but they don't listen to me. Delilah: Italy is nothing more than my base of operations. And whenever I meet the other senshi, we'll get along fine...as long as they know who will be calling the shots. Regula: ...? It's something to do. Nunzio: Italy is my home. Delightful, scenic, and incredibly hypocritical. I don't think I'll ever leave. *smirks* The others? I haven't met them yet but I have a feeling that we'll get on - famously-. Angie: *mutters* Slimy manho. Tami: *fluttery sighs* Derek: Devastatingly pretty country, of course. With devastatingly pretty people. *grins* My sort of place. And I haven't met them yet, but I can't wait. Hope and Maya look pretty little things, Regula seems a nice sort and Galina? Stunning. *scratches head* Can't form an opinion on the old man yet, though... Nika: Well, as I've lived here all my life, I love it. Lovely weather, lovely country side, and of course... *grins* lovely girls. Eric: It's all good. I'm allowed to go to discotheque and drink alcohol here. ^^ I kinda miss the ol' U.S. of A every now and then. As for my teammates... well, it's a mixed group. Tami: Oh, that's good. Who do you think is going to be your favourite teammate, and why? Alix: Miss Cecily. Because she's just -too- cool. She used to be an ex-cop! Ottar: *dark grumbling* Alix: And you too, Ottar. ^_^ Rafe: I'm going to hate all of them. They're all little -girls-. And Ciano looks like an effe and Li Blanc has himself fagged up worse than a twelve-year-old female. Hmph. Nell: ... Aw, do I have to decide? I really hope I'm going to like them all... If they can handle Diana. Galina: Hope seems very cute, and Maya does too. *blinks vapidly for ten minutes* Oh, and Poseidon seems quite old to be doing this, doesn't he? I don't think I can pick a favourite yet! ^____^ Ajax: I pick Hope, because she's young and can be easily molded. Savina: Cecily! We live together and I make her eat correctly, Tami, dear. Cecily: *smiles* Alix. He's such a pet. Sorry, Savina, pet. No one can resist that big-eyed look. No one. Adam: *shrugs* Too soon to tell. They all deserve chances, right? Maya: *blinks* Umm... I don't know... Legend: *shakes her head* I need to get you out more, girl. Tami: OUT OF THE CLOSET! Rafe: ... the only one dyking it up here is Daray. *Rafe and Nell immediately have an involved slapfight* Hope: I don't know! Maybe Galina 'cause she and her guardian like me. *sweatdrops* And Maya's sort of a psychologist, which is cool 'cause that's basically why I spy on people. :) Nyssa: Ummm... does Eric count? He seems pretty... nice... Menes: He's a Romanus! Nyssa: But we're not fighting them! Are we? And my enemy's enemy is my friend. So there *sticks out her tongue* Delilah: Well... I foresee Cecily and I having a very interesting relationship... Tami: I am immediately taking that to mean you shag. Regula: Jonas. He's old. Nunzio: *looks up from dossiers that Angie handed him* I think I'll quite fancy this Miss Valentina Migiotto. Derek: Galina, of course. So I have a weakness for the gorgeous blonde. Sue me. *toothpaste ad smile* Nika: Ummmm...well, Cecily is a nice girl. Tells it like it is. I like that in a person, but Cady is more my age...I dunno. Do I have to make a choice? Eric: *blinks* You expect me to PICK one?! SkySong: *sighs* Yes, Eric, PICK somebody! Eric: Nell. Nell is cool. She's great, awesome - Amata: I think they get the point dear. Nell: *blushes pink, mock-primly* You just said that to earn cookies, Mr. Warner. Tami: Would you use chocolate-scented shampoo? Alix: YES! When? Who made it? I WANT IT! Rafe: ... hmph. Nell: YES! *immediately gets up and bounces next to Alix* Rafe: I am surrounded by idiots. Galina: GOD NO. Ajax: *sniffs* As if that girl would ever buy me regular shampoo in the first place! I have to put up with the disgusting stuff from the pet store. It's a travesty, I tell you. A travesty! It makes my coat lack its usual lustre, I kid you not. Savina: Most certainly not! Cecily: No. Angie: *innocently* She uses vanilla. Adam: *thinks, shrugs* Why the hell not? Maya: *eyes star up* Oooh! Chocolate scented shampoo? Does that really exist? Legend, I want some, must have... I love chocolate.. Hope: Chocolate-scented shampoo? I suppose... Nyssa: I guess so... Delilah: ...the very notion of chocolate-scented shampoo is wretched. Nell: *dirty look at Delilah, then looks at Delilah and proceeds to stare at her for the rest of the survey* Regula: No. Nunzio: Not personally, no. Derek: *wrinkles nose* Not my style, love. Nika: O.O THEY MAKE THAT?! WHERE CAN I BUY SOME?! Eric: O.o I don't see why I wouldn't... or why I would either. *All of the chocolateers immediately go off in search of it* Tami: Hah, that's my opinion exactly. I love you guys. Let's let the audience really get to -know- you. What's your favourite colour? Alix: Green. No, wait, blue. No, wait... Rafe: Red. Like your blood. Nell: *dreamily* Violet. Galina: Black is really in this season. Oh, and pink. I am beginning to dislike dark violet with a pure, undistilled hatred. Ajax: I'm COLOURBLIND. That was really sensitive, Tami. Thanks a LOT. *ponces off to cry* Savina: I've always found deep violets to be rather... invigorating. Cecily: Blue. Adam: Green? I like that dark kind of red, though, too. Kinda dusty looking. Maya: Dark green, just like on my fuku... it's so... mysterious... you never know what sort of other colours could be hiding inside of it. Rafe: She's on crack. Legend: I never thought I'd see the day when someone would try to psycho-analyze a colour... Maya: *beams and starts thinking up some sort of joke involving psycho-analyzation of colours, then decides that's just too long of a phrase for it to be any fun* Hope: Green and violet, like my fuku. And black. Why? Nyssa: Blue, or maybe green. Delilah: Red. Regula: Every last one. Nunzio: *shrugs* I have none. Will grey suffice? Derek: Deep azure blue. Colour of the Pacific ocean on a good summer's day. Nika: Emerald green. The color of a pretty meadow somewhere in the Italian countryside, where I could take a girl on a date. *grins* Eric: Crimson. ^^ Tami: And who's your favourite person in the whole wide world? Alix: My papa. ^_^ But a lot of people come really close! Rafe: Myself. I do not hurt myself, I do not annoy myself, I do not try to do myself when I am not in the mood. Nell: Lucy, of course. *busies herself with putting sugarwater out for her* If it wasn't for her, I don't think I would have lived through my teenage years... And Cess, of course, because she's great. Really really great. Strong, fierce, sweet. *smiles softly* Galina: Kofi Annan or Donna Karan. I can't pick! Why is my life so hard. Ajax: Myself. Oh, and you, Tami. Do I get points for saying that? Tami: Yes. Savina: The Virgin Mary! She's the world's first fashion-plate, you know. Besides, she's so pure and the mother of our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ! What's not to like about that, Tami-darling? Tami: And you -live- with her, Cess? Cecily: Huh. Tough call. In Italy, it'd be Alix. Back home? Hmph. You can't seriously be thinking of making me choose amongst my family, right? *pauses, frowns* Right? Adam: Maman or Pop. Can't choose and it's a bad idea to do that anyway. Maya: ooh! Tie, really, between Lalasa and Jason... I love my sister dearly, but Jason's sooo funny... he's a blast. Legend: REALLY need to get you out more... autistic sister and duckbilled platypus... *sigh* Hope: My best friend, Maria Ognora. Oh, and whoever invented the candy cane. Nyssa: That's hardly a fair question! It's me. Oh, and Max. He's pretty neat, and he likes to paint with me. Delilah: Besides me? I'd have to say my younger sister Marilisa. Regula: My father. Nunzio: *beams winningly* You, of course, Tami. Angie: Tell the truth or I tell your mother. Nunzio: *sighs melodramatically* My mama and Aunt Therese... And -you-, Tami. Tami: I LOVE YOU NUNZIO! Angie: ... I can't win... Derek: *piously* Love thyself, right? *laughs* I'm kidding, I'm kidding! It'd have to be my mum. Love you, mum. And my cousin Nell is such a sweetheart. Nika: Tough one. Hmm...*shrugs* Probably my Mami, or Adriana. They both mother me and give me advice when I need it, so I can't really choose. Eric: ...I'm refraining from answering that. Tami: Would you shag Adam? Alix: What's shag? *looks up woefully* Rafe? Miss Cess? Rafe: Hmph. Could I be very drunk at the time? If so, yes. *everybody stares at Rafe* Rafe: ... I've never said I wasn't in for casual thoughtless sex, did I? Stop looking at me. *gives the finger* Hmph. Fuck off. Nell: *indignantly* Look, Adam'll do that sort of thing in his own sweet time, right? If I see anybody pushing him into thing I'm going to be a VERY unhappy Eleanor, okay? *gives the V-sign to Adam* Rafe: You still didn't say whether you'd grind him or not. Nell: *patiently* I don't really swing that way, Rafe. Alix: Won't somebody tell me what everybody's talking about? >_< Galina: Probably. *shameless* Ajax: ...no comment. *everybody backs away from Ajax* Galina: *turns green* Ajax: *belatedly* I didn't mean it like that! Savina: ...! *passes out* Cecily: ... I can't believe you're asking that, Tami. For the love of... Alix is taking this bloody test, y'know. And Adam himself. Have you no shame at all, gel? Tami: What's shame? Angie: Is that a yes or a no? Cecily: Hmph. It's a no. Adam: *blinks* Um... That's pretty much technically impossible in my case, right. Angie: ... No one is allowed to even -speculate- on alternate universes where Adam gets freaky with himself, okay? Tami: *starts speculating extremely hard* Maya: *turns a few shades of white and red... making her end up an interesting shade of pink* What is it with you people mentioning this Adam guy around me? Hmm? I got it all throughout the analyzation of my history/personality and such... and now you're wondering if I'd 'shag' as you so degradingingly put it, him? This is pure Mmmmfffmmfffm *is unable to continue with Legend's hand over her mouth* Legend: She would, in a heartbeat. *evil grin* Maya: *glares indignantly at Legend and crosses her arms over her chest* MMfffhh! Rafe: *puts his hand up* Can I change my answer? I'd shag him now if just so that everybody else here is too lame to deflower him. Alix: *confused out of his mind* Why're you giving him flowers? Hope: Ew, I'm fourteen here! Nyssa: *blushes furiously* No! Delilah: The question isn't would I, the question is WHEN will I... *blows a kiss to Adam* Regula: I think so. Is he easy access? Nunzio: I think... Not. Derek: Slightly too moralistic for my tastes. And I wouldn't know what to say if he pulled out a doll and a bunch of pins. Nika: Er...I don't quite swing that way, but if you got me extremely drunk... maybe. Eric: O.o NO! Tami: Popcorn or chocolate-covered raisins? Alix: Popcorn. Rafe: Both. Nell: Chocolate-covered raisins. I down those things like they're candy. Rafe: ... They ARE candy, you lavender-haired nitwit. Nell: *shoots him the finger sweetly* Galina: How can you EAT chocolate? Ugh. Popcorn. Ajax: I hate being a dog. Stupid people food. *cries irritatingly for the next four hours* Savina: Neither, unless the popcorn isn't buttered. Cecily: Popcorn. With minimal butter and minimal salt. Adam: Both. Maya: *makes a face* Definitely not raisins... even if they are covered with chocolate... nasty nasty food that... so I'll say popcorn. You know, what a person eats could be an indication of the condition of their mind... *is suddenly muffled again by her creator* Legend: She talks too much... really... Rafe: No, she's just a boring little shi - Tami: *sends Rafe to the Time Out corner* *everybody rejoices* Hope: Raisins. You can take the box anywhere. You don't see someone with a giant bag of popcorn walking down the street being inconspicuous. Nyssa: You're asking me to make a choice like that? They both have their good points. Popcorn is nice and crunchy, and is so good at movies, but chocolate covered raisins are made out of chocolate. Menes: I like them both. Nyssa: And you eat bugs! I'm gonna go with chocolate raisins. Menes: No I don't! Much.. Delilah: Popcorn, definitely. Regula: Chocolate covered raisins. Popcorn is greasy. Nunzio: Chocolate is always the answer. Derek: Chocolate-covered raisins. Popcorn makes me thirsty. Nika: Chocolate-covered raisins. One of the best foods in the world, besides Hershey's Chocolate Kisses. Eric: Do you even have to ask? Chocolate covered raisins of course! I mean, it's chocolate! Chocolate's always a good thing. Tami: Is Adam's badger Ay secretly a love-starved hunk in disguise? Alix: *falls down giggling* Rafe: Yes. Yes, he is. Hmph. Can I beat him up? Nell: *demurely* I'm sure that, deep inside all of us, there's a love- starved hunk just fighting to get out. Rafe: *stares* Galina: In my experience with guardians, probably. Ajax: Evil! Evil! Impolite and evil! ...Um, I mean, it's an enemy guardian. Can we put some emphasis on love-starved? Galina: Might I add that Ajax hasn't gotten any for just as long as any of the other guardians, unless you count being molested by next door's cat. Savina: I don't think I'm allowed to think about that question. Cecily: *stares at you* Do I look like it matters to me? The badger is Adam's problem. Let him worry about its hormones. Adam: I hope not... Now I just might have nightmares, merci. Tami: *adoringly* I'll kiss you better. Maya: Now why would he want to disguise himself? Everyone should accept who they are. They are the way their god/gods created them, whatever they believe, and nothing should make them unhappy about that. Hope: I don't know; I've never seen him. *Plots to spy on him to find out if this is true* Nyssa: *shrugs* How should I know? Menes: Yeah, that sounds about right. *low growl* Delilah: I doubt it. I think I of all people would know about it. Regula: Again, is he easy access? Nunzio: If he is... Then my mama's god has a killer sense of humor. Derek: That just gives me odd remembrances back to the Wind In The Willows. Anybody else watch that? -Anybody-? Nika: Erm...I wouldn't know, and if he was...God sure has a nasty sense of humor. Eric: ...how would I know? O.o Tami: Silk or velvet? Alix: I kind of don't like either. ^^;; Well, not to wear! They're pretty otherwise! Rafe: Hmph. Denim. Nell: *looks dreamy again* Both. Galina: Silk, of course. *tosses hair* Hello? Velvet is -so- 1976. Ajax: Who cares? Except that conceited clothes-horse over there. Savina: Velvet is for tacky, tasteless whores, you know. Silk, however; silk can do things that no woman can alone. Cecily: Silk. Definitely silk. *Adam and Angie stare at her* Cecily: What? It's cool in this godforsaken heat... *mutters* And it feels really really good. Rafe: *starts making obscene comments* Adam: *shakes head, blinks* Either. I guess silk a bit more, though. Maya: Silk... it's so soft... and shiny, too.. Legend: *looks for Jason, wondering what he put in Maya's drink to make her use such small words...* Hope: Silk for costumes. Otherwise, neither. Nyssa: Silk. It's so comfy here ^_^ v. Becky: Oooh, Silk! He's my favorite character in "The Belgariad". Anybody read that? *cricket chirp* Becky: I'll just go now... -_- Nyssa: Good idea. Tami: Exactly. What are you talking about? I mean, everybody knows that other guy who's name I can't remember right now was hotter... Delilah: *laughs softly* Silk. Regula: Silk. Nunzio: Both. *smirks* It's all in how you use it. Derek: Silk. You just can't go past it. It's classic. Nika: Silk. Feels good and cool against the skin. Velvet better suits cats. Ottar: *death glare* Eric: Silk! ^^ Nice and soft, and I've always been a lover of material comforts. Tami: What's your favourite kind of soap? Alix: Whatever makes the bath bubble. Rafe: Soap? Nell: *goes over to immediately sniff Rafe* Rafe: ARGH! Nell: *sweetly* Liar. I smell chamomille. *laughs* As for me? Hazelnut. Complete weakness for my hazelnut and oatmeal bar at the moment. Rafe: *looks grouchy* Hmph. Sounds like something you fucking eat, not like that you wash with. Galina: *blinks* Something from the Body Shop? Anything NOT chocolate scented or cheap. Ajax: I don't need soap. Galina: That's what YOU think. *wrinkles her nose* Savina: My rose-petal bath bar that Mother sends from Milan. Cecily: Just soap. Angie: She uses vanilla and ginger. Take notes, everyone. Nell: *giggles and notes that down* Adam: *shrugs* Maman keeps buying this citrus stuff that I like. Maya: *stares at Tami for a second* Do I really look like I care? I just use whatever my parents buy... Hope: Grape-scented soap. Nyssa: Easy. Lavender. It smells nice, and it's a nice color. Delilah: Truth Lush Shower Gel by Calvin Klein. Regula: The kind that doesn't smell too strong. Nunzio: *shrugs* Soap. Derek: *grins* Whatever gets me clean and doesn't clash with my aftershave. Nika: Um. Mami has been buying this warm vanilla sugar stuff that smells good. Eric: Anything that smells good. ^^ Tami: Do you think I look cute in this hat? Alix: Sure. ^^ Rafe: Try to pull it over your face more. No, wait. Just get a paper bag. Nell: Completely. Galina: What designer is that? It IS quite flattering. Ajax: Of course. Savina: Tami, darling, at the risk of being rude, perhaps you should allow me to make your clothes decisions for the next decade or so. Tami: That means you like it, right? Cecily: *deadpan* Completely. What a dish. Adam: *grins* Beautiful, chere. Lovely. Maya: Physical appearance is unimportant, you shouldn't be so self- conscious, dear, especially since you're such a nice person everybody will like you no matter what you look like. Tami: *bursts into tears* -Ajax- said he liked it! Hope: It's nice. :) Tami: *cheers up* Nyssa: I wish I could wear that hat...do you know how unfair it is that I can't wear that hat?! Delilah: No, I think you look perfectly ridiculous in that hat Tami: *cries irritatingly* Regula: Yes, you do look cute in that hat. Nunzio: You look -gorgeous-, little lamb. Tami: *starry eyes* Angie: *gags quietly in the background* Derek: Suits you down to the ground, sweetheart. *calls surrepticiously on cellphone* Adrian? Get this girl a replacement hat. Nika: You look absolutely GORGEOUS. Simply stunning. In fact, may I take your picture so that I may capture this moment of beauty? Tami: Yes. Yes, you may. Eric: I think "lovely" would be a better adjective Tami. ^^ Tami: Are you on the lookout for love? Alix: I love everyone! Rafe: -No-. Nell: I think I have all the love I can deal with at the moment. *blows a kiss to Lucrecia* Galina: Not really, but I have a feeling that some higher being has it in for me. Ajax: I thought I was marrying you, Tami! *weeps* Savina: Not especially, no. Cecily: No. *glares at Angie* And don't get any ideas, mate. Adam: Not really. If it happens... It happens. Maya: Absolutely not, I'm not interested at all..I'm only seventeen, I've got my whole life - *is once again muffled by her creator* Legend: She is, really, she just hasn't come to terms with her feelings of loneliness yet... Hope: No, why? Nyssa: Who isn't? Menes: I'm not. Nyssa: Shaddup. *turns bright red* Delilah: As long as it's the kind of love that ensures that I'm alone in my bed in the morning. Regula: I wouldn't say love as much hormone-venting. Nunzio: ... We'll see. Derek: I'll go get love when it's good and ready. *roguish grin* Or the closest thing. Nika: Every day and every night. Eric: Yep. ^^ Who isn't? Amata: *sighs* Tami: What have you currently got in your pocket? Alix: *checks* A bunch of skull-and-crossbones Pogs, some string, my bus card, a couple of coins, a list I was making with my friends in math about what countries we were gonna own if we took over the world... Rafe: *checks* Lint. Nell: *checks* My wallet, a sprig of rosemary, an amethyst, and a phone number. *gives v-sign* Galina: Pockets went out of style six seasons ago. Duh. Ajax: Again with the abuse. Tami, you know I can't have pockets! Why do you mock me? *weeps loudly in the corner* Savina: My phone and a tiny notebook. Cecily: My wallet. Why would I have anything else in there? Angie: *snickers* She left her mace in her other pants. Adam: *dumps out pockets* Pocketknife, pack of gum, keys, a pair of earrings, a bead bracelet, some change, my wallet... Yep, that's it. *slides hand in back pocket, pulls out a few slips of paper, chuckles* Oh, yeah. Numbers from customers at work. Angie: *grumbles* If you weren't so sweet, I'd call you manwhore. Rafe: Goddamn manwhore. Maya: *frowns and sticks her hand in her pocket* Lessee... a note I was using to mark my spot in the book I got yesterday... finished it, though, a ponytail holder that I'm not sure where it came from, and a Heath bar... the mini kind... those are soooo good... ah yes, and that's where I put that ring! *holds up the tri-ring triumphantly* I knew I'd find it eventually. Ah yes, and last of all... my driving permit. Good thing I didn't lose that, might have sent it through the wash again.. Hope: *checks* Uh... all my spy equipment? *sweatdrops* Pencil, pen, scissors, screwdriver, pack of raspberry-flavoured gum, crumpled- up doodle I did in Health class- hey, how'd that get there? *continues searching* Nyssa: *digs through pockets* Mmmm... two movie stubs, a crumpled up kleenex, something that looks like it was a peppermint at one point, some purple nail polish, and pH strips. *frowns* I was curious how acidic Roman tap water was. Delilah: A crumbled bank receipt. Regula: Some money and gum. Nunzio: Nothing. It ruins the line of my trousers. That's what a case is for. Derek: My beeper. Nika: My wallet. Eric: Uh, some lint, a couple Euro... some gum wrappers, my glasses... Tami: What's currently going through your mind? Alix: What I'm gonna do today! And how cool Miss Galina's hair looks. And whether I should cut my hair. And ballet. And soccer. And... Rafe: 'Hmph'. Nell: 'My Sharona' by The Knack. I've had that in my head for about an hour now. *sings* 'Oooh, my little pretty one, pretty one, when you gonna give me some tiiime, Sharona!...' Alix: ... And how cool the colour green is. And whether I could hook my leg around my head. And icecream! Nell: *air-guitaring* 'Runnin' down the length of my thiiigh, Sharona...' Rafe: ... 'Can I go sit next to someone else? Can I leave?' Galina: I'm wondering what I should wear tonight, the black Prada minidress or the leather Gucci miniskirt with the cute black top. Oh, and whether or not it's useless to protest the United States' shameless control of the Western hemisphere in reference to their adamant refusal to ratify the Kyoto Accord, thus pressuring other developed countries to follow their lead and destroy the environment. Ajax: I'm wondering how the gods could have been so cruel to me. Why? Did you not READ that girl's response? Savina: Why in the name of our good Lord you decided to wear that simply abysmal hat, darling. Cecily: Is this over yet? Adam: I have a footie game at two and Pop's birthday is coming up and... *frowns* I'm out of cornmeal. Maya: Oh all manner of things, in truth. First of all, the psychological ramblings some moron wrote in their book, and my refutes to all their claims. Also, I just remembered that I left the door to the house unlocked, and Jason's probably halfway to Shiva-only-knows- where by now... Hope: The fact that I have so much stuff in my pocket, thanks to your question... Nyssa: Now you've got me pondering the tap water question again. And the fact that I haven't painted my nails in a few weeks. *sits down cross legged and opens bottle* I should get right to that. *wrinkles her nose at the nail polish smell* I wonder what they put in this stuff, anyway. Delilah: Why you even THINK that hat was even remotely attractive. Regula: If I'm being too talkative or not. Nunzio: There's an auction coming up... And I should find a pretty little necklace for Margarite... Angie: *carols* Someone's getting dumped! Derek: Whether I should set my beeper to 'beep' or 'vibrate'. Nika: If I have enough money in my wallet to buy some chocolate. Eric: Why? Seriously, that's what I'm thinking of. Why? Tami: I love you, I hope you know that. Alix: I love you too! Rafe: No, you don't. Nell: *grins* I bet, Tami. Galina: *blinks vapidly for another ten minutes* Oh, of course! I love me too. Ajax: I LOVE YOU TOO, TAMI! Savina: I'm touched. Cecily: *deadpan* I can die happy now. Adam: Ah, merci, ma chere. Back at you. Angie: Really? Wheeeeeeee! Maya: *raises an eyebrow* You don't even know me, having any sort of affection towards me is virtually impossible. Legend: I love you too Tami! You're the kewlest! *grins and bounces up and down* Maya: Ugh, no more sugar for you... Hope: (is not listening) (decides to add Tami to her spy route) Nyssa: I guess so...*raises eyebrow* Regula: Thank-you, Tami. Nunzio: *smirks* I do. Derek: Stop it, doll, you're going to make me blush. Nika: *beams and sits in Tami's lap* I love you more. Eric: *beams* Who can resist me? Tami: Actually, I lied. Thank you for your time! I despise all of you and I hope you die! Except for Adam. Oh no, not Adam. GOODNIGHT! Savina: .... Angie: Hmph. *stalks off with a big rifle labeled "Adam Killer"* Tami: *wails* Maya: Lying could be an indication of a psychological disorder. Perhaps you are a pathological liar... and of course, hating everyone and wishing they would die can't possibly be an indication of a healthy psyche. Perhaps you should seek professional help, I know of a few good counselors in case you're interested. So far I only handle teen-age boyfriend problems, so you probably shouldn't come to me. Sometimes I hate working for the school... peer counseling is so degrading. Tami: You suck! Legend: Ignore her, you're great! *grins* and I don't mind that you want me to die, you won't be the first nor the last... Hope: (is definitely adding Tami to her spy route) Tami: Is this like Fatal Attraction? Nyssa: *fuming* Well, I hope you do too! I hated you before anyway, you... jerk! *kicks over nail polish and stamps out of the room* Becky: *sigh* And it was going so well. Regula: Selfish bitch. Tami: *gives finger* Nunzio: ... Tami, that bruises to the bone... Tami: You get to be excused, Zio. Derek: *easily* Oh, that's just not fair. How can I win you back? Tami: You can't! HA! Nika: *sniffles and climbs out of Tami's lap* You lied to me! Tami: You can still sit in my lap! Eric: *sulks* And you said you loved me! *puts the ring back in the case and skulks* Tami: That was a burger ring!