Tami: Welcome to Sailor Myth Monthly Fun for the year 2002! This year will be the most exciting yet; and the page might actually get updated once in a while! This year, I'm sure we all have aims and wishes for the stories to come, before that big meteor comes and wipes us all off the face of the earth in a couple of months. Regina: Final Fantasy 7 reference. ^^ Angie: *dances about, chanting* Random survey, random survey, random survey! Tami: *afraid* Jace: GET ON WITH IT! Tami: Okay, to start us all off; what are some of your New Year's Resolutions? Wade: To be a better person! To stop jumpin' to conclusions, an' control myself, an' spend more time with my family and friends! ^___^ Jace: Find a way to get blood off my clothes more easily. Want a tattoo. Convince Jack into getting one with me. Oh, and to get laid. Any takers? Regina: ...to actually finish Legend of Legia or Wild ARMS. Eva: Get laid. *snorts* Like that’s hard. Rayya: But I don't make New Year's Resolutions! Angie: *mutters* Yeah, it's too mature and responsible for you... Rayya: *sticks tongue out* Mean. Right, I'll just pretend I did. Hmmm. *grins* Spend more time with all of my new friends. Spoil them on their birthdays. Be nicer to Julius. Force Wade into finally playing the piano for me. *grin widens* Replace my old corset with a brand new one. Julius: *groans* At least one of those is useful... *sighs* I resolve to be... Nicer... To certain people... Who shall remain nameless. Oh, and make Rayya train harder. Angie: *mutters* Deviant. Jack: Uh... Finish my comic book? *half-grins at Angie's glare* Okay. Stop avoiding Tyche, stand up to my father, and mingle. Good enough? *goes back to sketchpad* Rhia: To follow through with my secret plan! Tabris: What secret plan? ... Damn it! Myra: I resolve to be in a story or two.. hopefully? Priss: *does her best Boris impression.* First, I veel take over world, zen, I veel keel moose and squirrel. Wilma: That's not a resolution. Priss: I think it is. Wilma: *sighs* FINE. I resolve to be nicer to certain teammates who shall remain nameless. Aeneas: I resolve to eat more! ^_^ Wilma: That's not a -good- resolution. Aeneas: It's one I'll keep. Leta: Like, I dunno... paint my, like, nails a new color! Pink is just, like... blech, you know? Felice: To finally get a girlfriend! *Holds up his phone number* And to spend more time with my daughter. Gwyn: *Sigh* I should probably go back to school or something... but I was pretty messed up on New Year's Eve and declared that I wasn't going to eat any yellow food for a year. Sophie: Use men as playthings. Talos: Hum, invent a new cannon capable of mass destruction, build an android army to replace all of humanity, discover a new energy source capable of powering said cannon and android army, genetically engineer super offspring, get rid of the senshi who killed Acacia, convince Sophie to love me, coerce Tami into doing my every bidding by use of copious amounts of angst, avoid dying, and, umm, I think that's it. Amir: Well, I plan to upgrade my computer at least twice, and maybe ease off the software pirating a bit. I figure if I can cut down the time I spend playing Dark Age of Camelot, like to only eight hours a night, I might be able to up my grades a bit and maybe do some senshi duties, too. I don't know. Hrm. Maybe I should just cut back to nine hours a night, and just take care of those grades... although with the tech industry the way it is right now, I'm in no hurry to graduate school... Hedy: *thoughtful silence* Morgan: Haven't thought much about them? *snickersnicker* Hedy: I would like to get to know my teammates more. Morgan: That's not really a resolution Heds. Hedy: . . . Kanene: Thanks to the brilliance of my typist, I have missed this survey by two months. *Glares at Jen who tries to keep herself occupied in order to make herself less suspicious* Well, from what I remember there was something about getting my grades up... Tycho: Resolutions? How can you improve on perfection? ^___^ Tami: Who's your favourite team member? Has it changed since last time? Wade: ^^;; I still think 'ayya's the most wonderful, kind, sweet girl to work with. Though you haveta be proud of Regina, too, she's the youngest and is really cool, y'know? Jace: Hmm. Toss-up between Sophie and Jacks. Soph is a complete psycho but Jack IS practically my damn siamese brother, so... Regina: I’ve become rather fond of Rayya, she’s almost like the big sister I never had. ^^ Wade’s nice too. Eva: I’m not on a ^$@(%& team. Rayya: Oh, I love all of my teammates. *smiles sweetly* Gina's like the little sister I never had, Silly's a laugh riot, Gwyn's my party girl, Lissie is beyond fun, and Wade? Wade's just the sweetest guy I've ever met. Ever. Julis: *mutters* Rayya... Though Livia is quite... Interesting. Jack: *simply* Jace. She's my best friend. Angie: *mutters* Masochist. Rhia: I don't like any of you bastards. Myra: What about me? I'm on your team. Rhia: ... Myra: XP! Well, I don't know anyone but her on my team. Wilma: ....Do I have to answer this question? Lori: Yes. Wilma: *groans* Man...Jace. Last time it was Jack. Priss: HA! Jack, she doesn't loff you anymore! Wilma: >..< Lori: What's wrong with that? Wilma: Nothin'. Priss: Liar. And yeah, it'd be cool, but it ain't gonna happen. =B Felice: Nope. All the pretty ladies got me, after all! Leta: *Giggles* Uh-huh! The more, like, guys the, like, better! Gwyn: Absolutely. Maybe I could prod my creator into making one. First, I'll need a whole lot of vodka... Sophie: Hell, no, not if they're stronger than I am. At least I can beat girls up. Talos: I dunno. I guess not. They're quite a few. Amir: Depends. Will they be racially confused, not speak English, and wear their pants buckled at the knees? If so, then, no. We're set for those. Hedy: *shrug* Morgan: You're fun to talk to. T_T Kanene: Wouldn't hurt... but we don't need -boys- we need MEN. ^.~ Tycho: We're doing quite fine with out guys. Tami: What setting for a chapter would you like to see? Wade: Mmm... a beach! Jace: STRIP CLUB! Or the woods. I mean, senshi battle, woods, you have to have the fuckin' ambience here! Regina: ... Um, I don’t know. Eva: Me, Gina, and a bed for 24 hours. Regina: ... ?? *is confused as to why Eva would ask for that* Rayya: *wicked grin* Fighting or otherwise? Angie: She's not allowed to answer for fear of scaring me and others. Julius: Like I care? Jack: *shrugs* Rhia: I wanna see us be trapped in a video game. Myra: I want the senshi to fight in the desert. Tabris: Well, I want the senshi to fight in a dessert. Drummer: Ba-dump-ching! Tami: GET OFF THE STAGE, KIA! Wilma: ...One where we don't fight? Priss: Wimp. Wilma: Iron-lover. Priss: *sticks her tongue out* I dunno. Our writers seem to come up with every setting imaginable, so why should we do the work? Felice: Grocery store. I'm serious. Either that or my *clears his throat and winks* bedroom. Leta: Um... I dunno. A, like, toy store! Gwyn: ...drawing a blank... blank... nothing. Sorry. Sophie: How about some hot male senshi in my basement? Talos: Umm... Amir: A costume party would be kinda fun, actually. Or maybe somewhere close to my favorite computer supply store, so I could run my errands after our little run-in. Hedy: This is so hard >_< Morgan: It's a question, you answer. Simple concept, really. Hedy: Er. . .something with pretty scenary? Morgan: Doh. Kanene: *grins evilly and rubs her hands together* Something akin to Godzilla or King Kong, except it's the gms attacking the characters. Tycho: Isn't that what's already happening? *Jen attempts to throttle both characters* Tami: What's your favourite breakfast item from McDonald's? Wade: The hotcakes. Jace: The little tubs of butter. Regina: Sausage biscuit. Eva: Anything. Rayya: Breakfast? What's that? *grins* Julius: *shoots dirty looks around* Most certainly -not- anything containing bacon. Jack: Big Mac. Angie: Jack... That's not a breakfast item. They don't serve those at breakfast. *looks ill* Jack: *shrugs* Microwave. Rhia: I don't eat breakfast. Myra: I don't wake up early enough to get McDonald's breakfast. ^^ Rhia: Me neither. ^_^ Wilma: Hashbrowns! Priss: Sausage biscuit, hashbrown, and coffee. Felice: Sausage McMuffin. *Salivates* Leta: Ew! McDonald's is, like, soooo unhealthy! *Munches on celery* Gwyn: I haven't been awake in time for the breakfast menu in five years. Sophie: Egg McF*cker. Talos: I can't eat fast foods. Amir: Seeing that McDonald's doesn't serve cold pizza, I'd have to say I wait until their lunch menu kicks in before going there. Hedy: I'm not really a fan of the whole fast food thing. See, I like eating healthy and-- Morgan: *cuts off* and nobody cares? Kanene: Ergh... I hate McDonalds. Tycho: Their hashbrowns aren't too bad. Tami: Favourite book? Wade: Harry Potter. ^__^ Jace: Anything with unneccessary sex and violence. And, though I hate to share anything with Tall, Blue-Haired and Stupid, HP isn't bad either... Regina: I’ve read so many it’s hard to chose, but I’d have to say either Polgara the Sorceress or Green Rider. The HP books are pretty decent too. Eva: Pht, like I have the time to read a god-damn book! Rayya: Hmm, ah, yeah. The Princess Bride by William Golding. Julis: *sourly* Lack of thumbs right now but Sappho did some good poetry. Jack: *scratches chin* Spider Robinson stuff is good. Tabris: Does that "u" mean that it has to be non-American? Tami: *gives the fingers* Rhia: *rolls her eyes* I always wait for the movie. Myra: I like books on tape. But.. they stopped making those.. Ooh. I enjoy that Grisham man. Wilma: Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte. ^.^ Priss: Red Badge of Courage by that dude. Felice: Hmm. I don't have a favorite book but I do have a favorite genre. *Chuckles and winks* I won't say that genre for sake of keeping this survey PG. Leta: Harry Potter! And Seventeen. Is that, like, a book? Rach: No, Leta. It isn't. Leta: Oh. Like, Harry Potter, then. Gwyn: You think you're better than me 'cuz you spell favorite with a "u", don't you? Tami: *gives the fingers to her too* Sophie: Kama Sutra. Talos: Really, anything involving electronics diagrams. Amir: Isaac Asimov has put out a lot of good stuff. Hedy: Thief of Always by Clive Barker and, as lame as this probably sounds, Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin. Anything by Emerson or Frost is pretty skippy, too. Kanene: Anything written by Sophocles. ^^ Long live ancient literature! Tycho: Uh... See Spot Run? Kanene: You're pathetic. =P Tami: Favourite season and why? Wade: Summer. Love it when it's warm. It jus' feels like everything's happy. Green grass, warm water, sunshine... Jace: Autumn; death of the year. And because I love to masochistically wear not-much clothing and freeze my ass off. Regina: Spring, my garden starts blooming again then. ^^ Eva: Summer, I get to wear less $&)! clothes. ^^ Rayya: Spring. *grins* Beautiful and you can leave off the sweaters. Julius: Spring. Because. Jack: *shrugs* All of 'em are good. Rhia: Season of what? Tabris: The year.. Rhia: Oh. ^^; Winter. "It's the most wonderful time of the year." As they say. Myra: I like spring. Pretty flowers. Wilma: Spring! Season of life. ^_^ Spring... a time when a young man's fancy turns lightly to... Priss: *clamps a hand over her mouth* Shut up, dopey. I like summer. I c'n actually get a tan. Felice: SUMMER! BABES IN BIKINIS! Leta: Summer. No, like, school, and I get to just have fun and, like, throw parties and stuff! Gwyn: Spring. Absolutely. St. Patrick's Day, Mardis Gras, and Sinco de Miyo, all in spring. Sophie: Winter. Excuse to warm members of the opposite sex up. Talos: Well, spring I get allergies, summer I get allergies, fall I get allergies, and winter I get colds and flus... Amir: Ehh, I like the time between spring and summer, and the time between summer and autumn. Mostly because it's warm enough to actually open the windows at that point in time, but not too hot, and it's almost like being outside, without any of the inconveniences. Like not being able to play my Camelot game. Hedy: Autumn. Morgan: Snaz is up, you're boring kid. Hedy: You created me. Morgan: Point taken. Kanene: Tough call... either autumn or winter. Winter for the possible blizzards that keep you away from school and autumn for the pretty colours that the leaves turn. Tycho: Summer! Tami: Why is my keyboard sticky? Wade: You've been drinking too much coke lately, Tams. Jace: You drool, retard. Regina: You probably forgot to wash your hands after eating something sweet. Eva: You’ve been reading/watching/whatever too much damn porn and haven’t moved for almost a week. Rayya: Let's stick with soda, huh? Julius: Because you are a filthy young lady, Tami. Tami: You bet, Jules honey. Jack: *shakes head, shrugs, and hands over cleaning cloths* Tabris: You do know that the mere question itself scares me, right? Rhia: I figure it's one of those "don't ask, don't tell" policies, eh Tami? Myra: Amusing. I think it's Talos' fault. Tabris: Wow. She just.. said it. *awestruck at the bluntness* Wilma: ...You drink soda and you knock it over a lot? Priss: I dunno. Whatcha been doin' with the keyboard, Tami? Felice: Perhaps you drooled over Adam too much. Leta: ^_^, sorry, I like, spilled soda all, like, over it the other day. Gwyn: You retard. Sophie: *grins* You don't want to know. Talos: Uh, did you spill something on it? Amir: That's not really something I care to speculate on. If you want to buy a new keyboard, though, I can hook you up with one, cheap. Hedy: Sometimes, when you're sweaty and you type it leaves black marks behind it. Morgan: That relates. . .how? Hedy: *shrug* Or, like Wade and others have said, soda. Kanene: Do you really want me to answer that? Several ideas are running through my mind as we speak... Tycho: Please... don't tell them. ><;; Tami: Was Orlando Bloom hot as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings movie? Wade: ... Which one was Legolas again? Jace: In a D&D fangirl way. Regina: Er, I don’t know about hot, but he did a good job considering Legolas’s part got significantly shrunk. Eva: Hell yea. ^^ Sex on legs. Rayya: *sighs* Oh, hot doesn't even -cover- it. Nummy is much more descriptive. Julius: *snorts* Jack: Uh, didn't really notice. Nice scenery, though. Rhia: He's hot as anything. Preferably my bedwarmer. ^^ Myra: I don't know who that is, but they have a funny name. Wilma, Priss: OH YEAH, BABY! ^______^ *drool* Felice:... Yes? *Rachel puts her knife away* Leta: Ew! I don't wanna see, like, that movie! It's for dorks! Rach: *Pulls out knife again* O_O;;. Gwyn: Yeah, he fit the character perfectly too! Sophie: Hell yes. Talos: Um, do I have to answer this? Emiko: I LOVE YOU BIG BROTHER LEGOLAAAASSSS!!!!!! All: ... *sweatdrop* Amir: *snerk* Yeah, I'd think so, if I was thirteen and female. Hedy: Someone really can't be attractive until you know who they are. A lot of it comes from their personality. *mento commercial smile* Morgan: Cut the crap. Hedy: He was *cute*. Morgan: *coughLIE* Hedy: Yeah, he was a looker. Morgan: Amen *_* Kanene: Hell ya! *_* Tycho: I don't swing that way. ><;; Tami: Who's the coolest guardian? Wade: I love Livvy but Jules is just too cute. ^__^ 'Ayya's really lucky to have him and he really cares about her! Livia: *mutters* In an un-healthy waiy... Jace: Perdix! I have an abiding affection for that verminous scum. Though, really, he doesn't count any more, so... well, come on, the rest of them suck. It's like a talking petting zoo. Regina: Well, I’d have to say Julius, as the only guardians I’ve really met are him and Aeneas, and Aeneas compared one of my attacks to a food product. -_- Eva: %)&#$ guardians. -_- Rayya: *thinks, slowly* Well, Julius -does- mean well... I think... Julius: *smirks* Jack: *shrugs* I've met Perdix and Percy. They both seem okay. Myra: *runs around checking temperatures* Rhia: I hate all these bastards too. Medea: I still love the sexy pig! Wilma: ...the bird? Lori: Which one? Wilma: ...whichever one is cool. Priss: Julius, yo. Little piggie can handle Rayya, then he's pretty cool. Percy: *Squawks* ME! Felice: Julius. Or Timocharis. ^_^. Leta: I don't like -any- of 'em. They're all, like, annoying! Percy: *Squawks again and ruffles his feathers* Me! Me! Gwyn: Damn, uh... okay I think its time for me to admit that I have never bothered to learn any of their names. How about the bat? That'll at least make up for when I kicked him. Talos: You're looking at him, even if I'm not technicalyl a guardian any more. Emiko: Julius! I LOVE THAT PIG! Sophie: You're not supposed to be answering these. Amir: Leo's not bad, actually. At least he's levelheaded and not a pervert. Hedy: *looks up innocently from her blueprints of Leta's house and where Percy is kept* Gee. . . I don't think I have one. Morgan: *snatch* What's this? Kanene: Another area that I've been lacking in. ^^; All of which is your fault. Jen: Hey, it's not my fault that you've been lazy. Kanene: Look who's been calling me lazy, lazy. *Glaring contest ensues* Well, if I have to choose I'd say the pig or Tycho. ^^ Tycho: Me! *strikes a pose* Tami: What's your favourite food product to drip over the body of your significant other? Wade: ... Jace: *glances at Tibby idly* Fudge sauce... Though, really, I wouldn't pass up strawberry syrup... *looks at Angie's crew and begins laughing* Regina: *turns green* Eva: *grins* Tabasco sauce. Rayya: *giggles* Whatever doesn't drip off too quickly. Julius: *glares at Rayya, then at Tami* Hmph. Jack: *colors slightly* Uh, yeah... Rhia: That was funny. I'd say coconut oil... Myra: I thought you hated coconuts. Rhia: I do. But, under the circumstances... Myra: AGH! *plugs her ears* I'm deaf! LALALALALALALA! Wilma: O.O;; Erk...I don't know...chocolate? ^^; Priss: *purrs* Strawberry syrup. Lori: ...they do not get this from me. Felice: *Sighs*I would tell you if I knew, babe. =D, wanna stop by for some... dinner? Any takers? Please? PLEASE!? Leta: *Giggles* Chocolate syrup! Gwyn: Mmmm, anybody else thinkin' about barbacue sauce? Talos: Uhm, eeesh, er... Sophie: Chocolate. Classic. Amir: Are you guys even *old* enough to be asking such questions?! Go watch your cartoons or something. Hedy: That's a little too personal, isn't it? Morgan: Share with the class, come on now. Hedy: I, er. *blushblush* Kanene: Uh... I haven't had experience in this field unlike others but I've heard that whipped-cream is good. ^^; Tycho: Isn't that illegal? Tami: Make a guess as to how many senshi are going to die this year! Closest one gets a jar of jellybeans on December the 31st! Wade: *firmly* Zero. Jace: Ooh! Ooh! I guess ten! And I'll bump it up if we haven't made it to that number! Regina: Hopefully none of them Romanus, hopefully no one gets killed at all, but let's try and be realistic. About two or three I’d say. Eva: ...What Gina said. Rayya: None. Final answer. Julius: If I answer this, I'll depress myself. Rooting for at least 5, though. The other teams, of course. Jack: *sighs* None, hopefully. Rhia: Well then. I say 5. Myra: How about 12? Wilma: ...two? Priss: *smirks* Twelve. Maybe higher. Felice: ... Um. I don't know... thirty? Leta: *Gapes* We, like, DIE!? Rach: Could someone -please- fill her in!? O_O. Gwyn: Take the total amount of senshi, then subtract the Romanus and there you go. Sophie: Five hundred. Talos: *begins to count* One, two, three... I think eleven, if I'm not mistaken. This assumes some players never return. Amir: There's a big difference between actual deaths, people who need to be killed off, and people we'd like to see killed off. So, I'd say a realistic number would be three. Hedy: Four! No, wait. . .FIVE! Random People: SIX! SEVEN! TWENTYTHREE! Hedy: Uh. . .er, FOUR! Morgan: . . .bad memories of The Price is Right. Jen: I can guarantee at least one! Kanene: Zero! *Glaring fight resumes* Tycho: Please don't leave me an orphan.... ><;; Tami: What kind of soap do you use? Wade: Uhhh, coal tar... Jace: Grapefruit. Regina: Vanilla Eva: It’s $&#^ SOAP! Who fuckin' cares!? Rayya: *grins* Vanilla body gel. Or strawberry. Julius: *shakes head* Jack: Huh. *thinks, shrugs* Whatever's on sale, I guess. Rhia: Soap? Well, I guess we'll have to wait until there's a shower scene to find out. But, I'd say Herbal Essences bodywash.. I mean, if those guys show up with the shampoo and the lotion.. I can't wait for the soap! Myra: That was desperate. I use Zest too! *sings the slogan* ^____^ Wilma: Warm Vanilla Sugar. ^.^ Smells pretty. Priss: ...Sunripened raspberries. >.< Felice: Dove. Leaves my skin smooth and silky, baby! Leta: *Giggles* Like, Bath and Bodyworks. Is that, like, a soap? Gwyn: Irish Spring baby. Sophie: Irish Spring or whatever the f*ck that crap my mom buys is. Talos: Er, soap? Amir: Unlike many of my kind, yes, I do take time to bathe. -_- Whatever's on sale. This time, it happens to be--- *rummaging through cabinet* ---Irish Spring. Hey, I've got this cool Mp3 somewhere... it's called "Scottish Spring"... I'll email it to you sometime or something. *rummaging through files* Hedy: Clinique dermatologist proved *cheesy smile* Morgan: . Hedy: .? Morgan: That's all I have to say. Kanene: Some really nice peach body gel that I got as a birthday gift. ^.^ Tycho: Uh... not applicable? Tami: And, finally, if you could give advice to any other senshi, what would it be? Wade: Hmm. I'd give it to all the girls - look after yourselves, hokay? ^__^ Jace: Casper, pull up your friggin' pants before I shoot you in the ass. There's only enough room for one white gangsta rapper around here and that's Dunn. Regina: Don’t try and hurt my friends, and everything will work out just fine. Eva: Any of you bitches hurt Gina and I’ll personally skin ya alive, stretch your hide over a drum, and sell it on the black market for big bucks. %^$# Rayya: Don't drink and fight! *giggles* Actually, forget about this thing and stay home with a good movie and your sweetie. It's too nasty out there. Julius: Train more and get your head out of the clouds. Jack: *thinks* Get close to your teammates, I guess. They're there to watch your back. Rhia: Like I would really give any advice to the bastards. Myra: Like I'm allowed to say the word "bastards." Whoops. Wilma: Stay away from Ironsides. *Glares at Jace* Priss: *grins* Don't get in a fight with me. Felice: Date me. Date me. I'm the coolest man around. Date. Me. Leta: Um... like, live for peace, love and happiness? *Poses and titters* Rach: -_-;;, dear god, save me... Gwyn: Pot-heads die of munchies sometimes. Remember that. Sophie: Don't drink the water. Talos: *thinks long and hard* Sometimes life isn't worth living, but it's always better than death. More or less. Sometimes I think maybe I'm wrong about that. *shrugs* Emiko: Don't stick forks in wall sockets! Amir: You can save twisties off your bread bags and use them to keep your cables from getting tangled together. *nodding sagely* Hedy: Since I know three ;_;. Morgan: To those three? Hedy: Well, shouldn't I tell them not, you know everyone else? Morgan: No. Hedy: Leta, you need to feed Percy. Such a sweet, mild-mannered creature. Jack, you need to smile more often, yes. *lost in thought* and Jace, word. Knock off the nickname thing or I will go Iapetus on your Tibby-claimed behind. Oh, yeah, Wade and Rayya get it together or you'll be facing a week overdue Toulouse. Peace, I'll be here all week. Morgan: Try the veal, it's excellent. Kanene: Never agree to what your typist proposes. Tycho: Hear hear.