Sailor Myth Monthly Fun Tami: I understand this will be a hard discussion for you all, but I ask you to be entirely truthful in all your answers. Remember, I'm just trying to help you. *Tami goes off camera for a moment to do something that sounds oddly like muffling hysterical laughter* Um. Ha. Anyway, I'll start off with a question for the guardians - do you get on well with your senshi? Tycho: Well, other then Nene's snoring I don't find her a bother. She gets a little bit over-reactive at times *Gets bopped over the head for mentioning her sleeping habits in public* That and she has tendencies to be violent. However, our arguments do tend to be based upon petty topics so... *a few seconds to ponder* for the most part, yes - we get along well. Kanene: Do. Not. Call. Me. Nene. Gawain: I get along with Briony as long as she keeps Zaza away from me. I'm not a pretty birdie. I'm a dangerous birdie with talons that can rip things apart in seconds. Briony better not ever let her hug me like that again. Perdix: Er, well, she still feeds me, so I suppose so... Timocharis: Yes! ^.^ I consider Tibby to be a good friend! Valentine: He's a lazy, irresponsible, disorganized, confused, and chaotic person, who can't pick up after himself, never pays attention to his duties, ignores every single word I say about finding the other Angelus, and flits from woman to woman...but other than that, the two of us aren't *that* horrible when together. Phaeton: Zachary and I get along reasonably well. The only thing that irritates me about him is his staggering ignorance on such a wide range of topics... Leta: *Falls over laughing* Percy: Erm, no. Julius: I do when she listens to me... Yeah, I guess we have a pretty decent relationship even though she doesn't recognize my inherent superiority and insists on fraternizing with the enemy. *practices his best withering glare on Rufus and Wilma* Livia: Whai, of course! Wade and ai are the best of friends, aren't we, dahling? Odilo: No, she is forever ignoring me and abusing me! I want a senshi who hangs on my every word, feeds me gourmet meals, lets me sleep on silk pillows.. Leah: Good luck! If you haven't noticed, you're a RAT. Tami: If the answer above was 'no', do you constantly get into fierce, passionate fights? Gawain: I'll answer this anyway, even though we get along for the most part. When Briony lets Zaza get near me... I feel like killing. Perdix: Gee... I guess that means the above answer must have been a "no" because this is a yes... Timocharis: Ooooh, fighting never solves anything! ^.^ Valentine: Well, Rufus often does like to indulge himself in little throw-various-objects-at- the-bird-and-see-which-one-knocks-her-over game, but you would never see me responding to any of this with violence. How unethical that would be. Phaeton: He tries to provoke me into arguements all the time...most of the time it's about who Joey should end up with... Percy: Um, well, not passionate fights. But yes, we do fight, a lot. Julius: Yelling wouldn't make a difference to this girl. Rayya: Why yell when I can just close the door on him? *evil grin* Opposable thumbs are very cool. Livia: Of course not! Wade would nevah argue with me! Odilo: Of course! What kind of guardian would if I did not object to her dumb, boring life? Leah: A good one. Tami: Do you dislike all of your senshi's boyfriends/girlfriends? Tycho: *coughs awkwardly* Well, considering that at school Kanene's girl friends all wear skirts for the uniform, *makes a big grin* I get along perfectly fine with them, although they're squirmish about the whole "lizard"-thing. The guys, they delight how I can make the girls scream, though - if I so can add, they scream girlishly as well. I like 'em but if anyone gets fresh with Kanene, they'll have a blowtorch set on them. ^___^ Gawain: Briony has friends????? Perdix: Rick's a jerk and an idiot and Sophie deserves better. Timocharis: Tibby does not really have one of those. ^.^ I think it would be nice if he did, though! Valentine: I most indeed do! How do you expect me to like them when he brings over three chatterbox girls to his house every day and they all poke me in various places when I come to visit? Hmmph! Besides, girls disrupt his duties and the others turn out to be the enemy. *glares particularly at Rayya* Phaeton: I don't necessarily dislike the girls that Zach associates with...I just find it sad that they're less willing to discuss political issues than to drop their underwear... Zach: ::dies of resentment::: Percy: Yes. They all are blonde bimbos - Leta: *Snorts* Not true! Percy: But, however, most of the girls wear these nice little skirts and, well, you get the idea. But the guys she brings home, noisy, messes up my cage, and all-around annoying. Julius: Yes, very much so. *tries the glare on Rufus and Wilma again* They detract her attention from more important things... Like me, for instance. Livia: Ahs I tell Wade con-stant-ly, he should get himself a naice girl. But he nevah listens, and let me tell you, whenever he talks to women he goes bright, bright red, which I'm sure is absolutely terrible for his blood press-uh - *Wade sweatdrops* Odilo: She has friends? Tami: On to the nice girls and boys, now. Do you get on well with your guardian? Kanene: He insults me about my snoring! It isn't that loud! *hears a snort of indifference in the background and Kanene turns around to give Tycho a death-glare* Despite his over sensitive hearing he apparently enjoys following me to school and getting me in trouble with the football players and teachers (insulting them from my book bag is not a good idea). It's a good thing I can physically stand up for myself to the other students and that the teachers are somewhat reasonable. But he isn't entirely horrible, he helps me keep Oni in line. *grins and giggles* I guess I can say yes, just as long as he doesn't keep stealing all the blankets. Briony: Yes... Sophie: Hell, he's pitiful and annoying and keeps waking me up at five in the morning... Tibby: Yes, we get along well. Rufus: Sure we do! Valentine and I get on so well together, and she loves the little games of hit-the-bird that I play on her, don't you Valentine? She may not have much of a sense of humour and can be a stick-in-the-mud at times, but she's overall a fun bird to have around! Zach: P's mad cool...except when he's destroying the credibility of my female friends... Leta: *Dies laughing* XD *Comes back* Percy and I? Aww, come on. Is this a joke? We hate each other! We fight non-stop. Percy: Wow! Leta spoke a whole sentence without saying some grammatical error! Leta: You so mean! >.< Percy: See? Rayya: I guess I do. Usually. I mean, he means well enough and he can be cute when he loosens up. Wade: Livvy's really nice, y'know? I like her lots. Leah: In our odd sort of way. Tami: Have you ever wondered what they look like as a human? Kanene: I'm imagining a forty-something slick salesmen type of thing, or something equally unnerving and disturbing. *shudders* That would equate to a yes. Briony: No, but now that you mention it... Gawain would probably be a little on the shorter side, kinda muscular, messy hair, somewhat zitty, freckled, and skater wannabe like. Gawain: Just because I like skateboards does not mean I'm a skater wannabe! Sophie: Short and fat. Ahahaha! Tibby: No, not really... that would be pointless. She's a mouse. ::obviously doesn't know the guardians used to be humans:: Rufus: A bit, but I find it hard to imagine her as one. She would most likely be an old lady who vaguely resembled my third grade teacher that wielded a ruler like it was her whip, wore thick black-rimmed glasses, and constantly yelled at kids to shut up until her face turned blue. Yes...good ol' Valentine would most *definitely* be like that! Zach: I reckon P would like a cross between Christopher Walken and the old guy from the Karate Kid movies... Leta: Considering how ugly Percy is as a bird, no. It would give me some weird nightmares. Percy: I was gorgeous. *longing sigh* Rayya: Not really but now that you mention it. Hmmm... He might even be really cute. *shrugs* Julius: I WAS really cute... Still am, in fact. *Wade looks absolutely blank* Leah: No, but he would probably look like the leader of the Gain Green Gang. Tami: Have you ever wished they WERE human? Kanene: Well, just to determine if my previously mentioned suspicions are correct - yes. Briony: Yes! Then it'd be more fun to pick on him because he wouldn't have those talons! Sophie: Hell no. Tibby: I can't think that a mouse would be happy as a human. Rufus: Well...I *am* a bit curious as to whether she would fit what I think she would look like or not. ~.^ However, I'm also a bit hesitant. I mean, it's bad enough having her yelling at me to pay attention to my duties in bird-form, and God knows what she would be like if she was my size! Zach: When he gets me up at five in the morning to go run three miles...I'd like for him to be human so I could beat the living shit out of him... Leta: EWW! No! Percy is bad enough as a bird, as a human, he might ask me out! Percy: You wish. Rayya: Nah. Well, not in my concious mind at least. Though there was that one weird dream about... *wanders off, frowning* *Wade looks so incredibly blank that it defies the laws of physics* Leah: No. I don't to inflict him upon the earth again. Tami: Have you ever wished they were human for an illegal or otherwise morally wrong reason? Kanene: *screaming out her answer and plugging her ears* My virgin ears!! Don't even suggest it - besides, I've seen him leering at my girl friends! I don't want to even think of what he would try and get away with! Briony: Not really... He doesn't seem like he'd be the type of human I'd think about in that way. Sophie: You mean like maiming him horribly or ripping off his ::censored by the virgin typist::? Every day. Tibby: Er, no. Most certainly not. Rufus: Ugh! Please no! I treat each of my girls with only tending loving care, and if Valentine ever became human, she would most likely throw me off a bridge than let me get within three feet of her withthose thoughts in mind. >D Valentine: *hmmphs* Zach: ...I think I answered that... Leta: No. Percy: Yes. Leta: She wasn't asking you. >.< Rayya: Eeeuwww, no. I'm not desperate for a date. *pulls out her little-big black book and skims* Julius: DESPERATE????!!!! I suppose that all you require is biped, huh? Intellect and charm optional? *Wade faints* Leah: Never. Tami: Guardians - do you ever wish that either you were a human or that your senshi was a guardian of your animal type? Tycho: Yes to me being a human, so that I could prove my doubtful protege completely wrong. Car salesmen indeed, I beg to differ! As for Kanene becoming a salamander - she's already a snake ^__^ *darts off of his chair and scurries away as Kanene follows him in quick pursuit, yelling at him to stop so she can wring his neck* Gawain: I wish I were human. Then I could go to school, and to the mall, and all kinds of other normal teenage human things. *tries to pout but can't because beaks don't move that way* I can't smile, I can't pout, I feel so pathetic. Perdix: Yes, of course! I'd love to be human again! And I'd love it if Sophia were a partridge! Timocharis: I would not mind being human again, but I do not think Tibby would enjoy being a mouse. ~.~ Valentine: I would give anything to get out of this bird body and become a full-fledged human again! Then maybe Rufus would listen to my words a bit more. It would be pure *censored because even though it's not too bad of a word, you would never catch Valentine saying it* if Rufus was a robin though. Phaeton: I believe Zachary would be very happy as an iguana...all we do is sit on a hot log and eat bugs... Percy: I would kill to be human again. I miss having lips. And, Leta wouldn't be an animal of my type. She'd be an elephant, considering her bulk. Leta: *WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!* Julius: *still pissed about previous comment* It would serve her right to be a pig... *calms down* But, oh, to be human again... Livia: Wade wouldn't do well ahs a turtle, the poor dear; but ai do believe thaht I'd adoore to be a human again. I was quaite a dish. Odilo: I wish I were human. I miss having a thumb. Leah isn't smart enough to be a rat. She would be more like a mouse with a temper. Tami: Did any of you ever see the movie 'Casper'? Tycho: Eh... did it have fire in it? Kanene: At some point in time yes, but not for the whole screen time. I saw maybe twenty minutes of it. Briony: Yes... Unfortunately. Gawain: DIE CASPER DIE!! Perdix: Er... nope. Timocharis: Yes! It was so sweet... ^.^ Sophie: I don't watch kiddy crap. Tibby: No. Rufus: Of course I have! It's a depressingly horrible story, and I would rather throw myself in front of an oncoming train than fall in love with some ghost guardian, unless of course, she was simply *gorgeous*. Then I might reconsider. Valentine: Ugh. Don't even mention that movie! ::Casper pokes his head out:: Izzat supposed to be motherf**kin' joke?!! Leta: Yes! =^.^=, Casper is so cute! Casper, the friendliest ghost, the friendliest ghost you know! Percy: Was that question even phrased right? And was that even the right movie? Rayya: Yep. I like Christina Ricci and what a cute ghost! Julius: No. *Wade looks relieved at this question* Wade: That was about the ghosts, right? I took Danny'n Simon to that one. Livia: The little ghost was rahther naice. Odilo: Yes, can we say cheesy? Why would a ghost want to be nice? Leah: Nope. Tami: Are you living in sin? Living in sin?! LIVING IN SIN?!! *Kanene and Tycho contemplate this for two minutes* Tycho: Well... considering that I can withstand high temperatures (gee, I think flames are hot)... Kanene: And considering that Dragons can be symbolic of the flames that they breathe... Kanene, Tycho: Oh, yes! Gawain: Can birds sin? Briony: I'm part Druidic and part Buddhist... I don't think sin exists in my religions. Perdix: Hmm... I guess I am... since staying in Sophia's room without telling her that she's a turn-on and that I haven't always been a bird violates a number of commandments, I'm sure... Timocharis: Nooo, I do not think so. ^.^ Sophie: I'm no virgin or patron saint. Tibby: Er, I'm living with a horridly annoying roommate who keeps pulling pranks on me, but I don't think I'm "living in sin" as you so ... wordfully put it. Rufus: I don't think that I am. I mean, I'm a pretty nice guy and I'm a darn ANGELus, aren't I? Valentine: No, no, and no. I am the most angelic bird you'll probably ever meet in your lifetime. Zach: Um ... pie is good. Percy: *Skeptical glare* What kinda sin? Leta: Alright! I'll admit! I missed my English homework! *Runs out crying* Percy: Was that even the right kind of sin? Rayya: Um, no, not at the moment. *thinks a bit* But I'm always open to suggestions... ^_~ Just don't involve the pig! Julius: She wishes I were human so we could. I'm quite sure of that. *Wade looks close to a breakdown* Livia: Whai! I declaire! Odilo: I don't think rats can sin. Leah: No, I am whiter than snow. Tami: Um, next question. Are any of you of the opinion that 'gender and race and species doesn't matter, love can conquer anything'? Kanene, Tycho: *Both pale at the question* Uh.. pass, next question please. Briony: Race doesn't matter... Gender and Species on the other hand.. Gawain: *looking at a magazine of female humans* What?? Um... Uh... Perdix: Absolutely! Sophia'll see that someday, too. Timocharis: Oh, I think that love is universal. ^.^ Sophie: No. Tibby: "Species" is probably where the barrier truly exists... Rufus: Race, I agree with, but I really would prefer to be in love with a human girl. I mean, isn't that what everyone lives for? To fall in love with a perfect girl...or two...or three... Valentine: Race doesn't matter. Gender doesn't matter. I don't quite agree with species, but since I'm both bird and human, I go along fine with both ofthem. So hah! Zach: Aren't you even a LITTLE worried about going to Hell? Percy: Yes. Just because I'm a bird doesn't mean you all can't love me. Leta: Love can conquer everything, says Aphrodite! I command it! =^.^= Percy: Why do you keep smiling like a cat? Rayya: Race and gender have no relevance to love. It's a free-for-all. I just happen to prefer guys, though. Other species, though, are off-limits... Unless we're talking platonic here? 'Cause I love Julius like a brother... An overbearing, conceited, older brother... Julius: If you let me be human again, I'll answer this question. Wade: *relieved* Yeah, that's definitely it, ya know. Love conquers everythin'! Leah: Race doesn't matter but gender and species does. You are talking of a different kind of love with gender and species which gets taken out of context. I think.. Odilo: Who cares what you think? Everyone wants to know what I think. *Leah rolls eyes* I do agree with Leah on this one - for better reasons though. Tami: Or of the opinion that 'you say it best when you say nothing at all'? Kanene, Tycho: *both sweatdrop and respond curtly* No. Gawain: I wish Briony would say nothing at all. She's kind of loud. Briony: *throws a pillow at the stupid hawk* Perdix: Erm... yep. Timocharis: You should always tell people how you feel, because lying is bad. ^.^ Sophie: Say what? If you like a guy, ::censored by virgin typist:: him. Tibby: Isn't that circumstantial? Rufus: Heck...if you think a girl is sweet, then I say that you should tell her right out and ask her for a date straight afterwards. There's nothing worse than harbouring your feelings. Valentine: I think it's best to keep those sort of things a secret at first, because if you let it spill out on the other person too fast, things would fall apart and become *very* disorganized. Zach: Yes. I also believe that "every little thing I do, never seems enough for Jace, she doesn't want to lose it again, but I'm not like him. Baby when she finally, gets to love somebody, guess what? It's gonna be me." Jace: Oh, stop dreaming, retard. And keep both your hands above the blankets. Leta, Percy: What? Rayya: Body language! Enough said, right? *blinks* But not in Julius' case... Julius: I wish she'd say less... ^^; Wade: If they didn't say anythin', how would I know what to say back? Livia: Thaht song was common. Odilo: You don't say "it" when you say "nothing at all". Leah: Silence speaks volumes. Tami: Or of the opinion that your senshi/guardian can 'ride your wild horses'? Kanene: *flushes brightly* NO!!!! Tycho: Ehehe, what she said ^^;; Gawain, Briony: WHAT THE F***!?!?!?!?!?! Perdix: I'm just waiting for the call... Timocharis: ::begins to squeak madly:: Sophie: Him? No way. Tibby: I'll ignore this question. Rufus: Umm...why, look at the time! I have this girl to meet right now! *runs out the door* Valentine: No comment. Phaeton: *sigh* Pie is good. Leta: Wha? Percy: O.O;;, pass. Rayya: *bursts into a fit of manic giggles and rolls about* Julius: And she claims that I have no sensitivity... *pouts* But the answer is yes... If she was lucky enough. Wade: I get nervous around horses. Livia: Whai? Leah, Odilo: NO! Tami: Um, ahem. Senshi - do you think that your guardian would be really cute as a human? Kanene: As innocently as this question can possibly be taken, for a salamander he looks perfectly normal so it's possible. Briony: I think he'd be dorky cute. Gawain: I'm not dorky!!! *tries to pout again* Sophie: No. Tibby: Probably, yes. Judging by her personality. Rufus: Well, if you consider a stuffy old woman wielding a whip as cute...then sure, why not? ^-^ Seriously though, I'm sure she wouldn't make such a bad looking girl. Zach: Does anyone find a cross between Christopher Walken and the old guy from Karate Kid attractive? Leta: *Runs around screaming 'NO!!!!!'* Rayya: He's a cute pig and that's why I picked him for a pet. Isn't that enough? *glances at Julius* He might be cute, though, in a cool Pierce Brosnan kind of way... Wade: *Sweats* I can't imagine it... it's jus'... too weird. Leah: .... Tami: Do you think that your guardian is really cute now? Kanene: If you like the reddish-brown, scaly, dry skin - yes. But my own preferences state no (sorry there Tycho). Briony: Um... I'm sorry to say this but... my guardian's a bird... I don't swing that way. Sophie: No. Tibby: Yes, muchly so. Rufus: If you cut out that personality, she's a really cute bird. Zach: P is the corn on my cornflakes...the Willow to my Xander...the...the....juana in my... nevermind. Phaeton: How is it that thousands of innocent children lay starving...yet God still lets you live? Leta: *Still running around screaming 'NOOOOOO!!!!'* Rayya: Like I said, he's a cute pig. That's why I picked him. Wade: Yeah! Turtles're cute. Leah: He is a RAT. Tami: If you and your guardian/senshi were the last living things alive, would you? Kanene: I'd demand a recount. Tycho: *crestfallen* >.<;; Thanks for the vote of confidence there. Kanene: *cringing* I didn't mean it that way! Briony: If he were human... maybe but as is now... HECK NO! Gawain: Oh thanks... I feel so loved. Perdix: Why wait that long? Timocharis: ::squeaks madly:: Sophie: Kill and eat him for food? Sure. Tibby: I'll ignore this one, too. Rufus: Only if she was in human form. Then, I might.~.^ Valentine: Honestly, who thinks up these inane questions? Zach: No way! Now if Jace and I were the last ... well I don't know...heh heh heh... Percy: Hell yes. She's got good legs. Leta: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOO! Rayya: Hell no because I'm assuming you mean as a pig. Julius: But what if I wasn't? Wade: Would I what? Livia: We shall not be the last people on airth! Romanus shall succeed! Odilo: Would I what? Leah: I would chop him into little pieces, cook him, and enjoy his flesh bite by little bite. Odilo: *flinches* Well let's just hope it never comes to that. Tami: Well, that accomplished a lot. What have we learned today, every - ah, screw it. We all know what we've learned; that Perdix is a total ecchi. That's what we set out to affirm, folks.