The Official Sailor Myth Drinking Game! By Emiko, may she be venerated and vindicated and ventilated and stuff. Start trawling through the site, the stories, and the mailing list with the beverage of your choice (milk?) And remember, if your drink is 37% alcohol... give us some. KEY: Sip - Basic sip. Chug - Whole glass. Beer - As many units of drink required. ____________________ Take a sip every time someone swears. Take two sips if Jace/Hephaestos swears. Take a sip for every rejected app. Take two sips for every accepted app. Take a sip whenever Perdix makes an obscure reference to mythology (e.g. saying "Tartarus" instead of Hell), including during application reviews. Take a sip for every character with a seriously demented personality. Take three sips for every character who could survive in modern society. Take a sip whenever an animal talks. Take two sips whenever an animal talks (or seems to talk) and is not a guardian. (Note: this includes events of this type occurring while a character is drunk or high.) Take a sip for every character with more than two major colors on his or her fuku. Take a sip for every male character. Take three sips any time a reference is made to a SMyth "calendar" of nude guys. Chug a beer any time a guy actually appears nude. (Note: Felice does not count.) Take a sip for every perverted reference made by Jace, Tami, and/or Emiko. Take a sip for every character from Europe. Take a sip for every time a reference is made to a chapter which has not yet appeared on the site. Take two sips for every completed chapter. Take a sip for every appearance by a non-SMyth character in an app review. Take a sip any time an app reviewer dies during a review. Take two sips for each time a dead reviewer is resurrected. Take a sip for each exclamation point appearing in a quote from Nikhil and/or Leta. Take a sip for each senshi listed as "reserved for special use." Take a sip for every fuku with red/pink on it. Take a sip for each spelling mistake found somewhere on the site, excluding applications, but including chapters. Take two sips any time a reference is made to a bathroom. Chug a beer for every scene taking place in a bathroom. Chug a beer for each piece of story spoiler you can finagle out of the GM. Take a sip for every app review you've done. Take two sips for every app you've submitted, including multiple versions or re-submits of the same app. Chug a beer for each time you were rejected or rejected for revision. Chug two beers for every time you were accepted or accepted with revision. Take two sips any time tea is mentioned. Take two sips any time a "cute" character uses a word not found in a dictionary. Take a sip every time an attack malfunctions or has an undesired effect. Take a sip for every guardian whose name starts with the letter T or P. Take a sip for every senshi birthday occurring in April or May. Take two sips for every time more than one senshi has a birthday on the same day. Take a sip any time a male says the words "make up." Take a sip for every reference to a bar or alcohol of any kind, excluding this drinking game. Take three sips for any scene taking place in a bar. Chug a beer for every picture you've received of your SMyth character(s). Chug a beer for every picture you've drawn of someone else's SMyth character(s), including ones you never posted. Take a sip for every character over 18. Take a sip for every character under 15. Take a sip for every nerdy character in SMyth. Take two sips for every airheaded, "cute," excitable, or annoying character in SMyth. Take a sip for every story you've participated in or are currently working on. Chug a beer for every story you've completed. Take a sip for any application forced to submit three or more times which was eventually accepted. Take a sip for every application currently under review. Take two sips every time Jace/Hephy and Tibby/Horo get into a fight or argument. Take a sip every time Tibby wins. (XD) Take a sip whenever a guardian is being annoying. (This includes Perdix and Livia, though you might consider taking a sip for every other time one of them is annoying.) Take a sip for every guardian which is not a bird. Take two sips for Julius, just because. Take a sip for any application listed as "On Hiatus" which you just know is the GM being selfish. (Hey! Perks of the position! ;) Take a sip every time you start a conversation with the GM. Chug a beer every time the GM starts a conversation with you. Chug two beers for every conversation the GM starts with you which does not contain reference to SMyth. (Excluding Tami and Rach, who could get drunk on this one alone.) Take a sip for every birthday present ever to appear on the mailing list. Take two sips for every present the GM solicited for herself. XD Take two sips for every character who has been accepted but never shown up. Take a sip for every person in the NightDragon Reviews lynch mob. Chug two beers for Bob the Shrub. Chug three beers if you can remember who Bob the Shrub is. Tell the GM if you know who submitted Bob the Shrub, then drink as many beers as you like. Take three sips for every character of yours who has been in SMyth for more than four months. Take a sip if you have submitted applications to both Roanoke and Rome. Take two sips for any insidious plot you have devised which will greatly affect your character and the story. Take three sips for any of the aforementioned plots you have not shared with the GM. Chug a beer for any insidious plots you are planning with the GM. ________________ If you're not thoroughly drunk by now, I suggest you check and see if that beer is non-alcoholic.