:: Curtains pulls back, and a spotlight shines on upon absolutely no one. A few muffled protests are heard from off stage before Regina, clad in one of those short-skirt �Santa�s Helper� outfits with her hair braided instead of in its trade-mark ponytail is shoved onstage. ::
:: Curtain closes. ::
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Hephaestus the metal-legged Psycho maniac To the tune of �Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer� Lead Vocals: Regina, Rayya Music played by: Wade Salter:: Curtan opens, and Regina, still in her �Santa�s Helper� outfit, is accompanied by Rayya who is also in a �Santa�s Helper� outfit, but not seeming to mind it as much. Both girls proceed to the center of the stage.
You know Hyperion and Aphrodite, and Metis and Tyche, Hades and Persephone, and Hecate and Nike, But do you recall The most famous Graikos of all?Hephaestus the metal-legged Psycho maniac Had some very shiny legs, And if you ever saw them, You would wet your pants and run.
All of the other graikos Used to laugh and call her names (like �cripple bitch ^^); They never let poor Hephy Join in any Graikos games
Then one foggy night sometime in the future, Metis came to say: "Hephaestus with your legs so shiny, Won't you help us kick Romanus hiney?"
Then how the Graikos loved her As they shouted out with glee, �Hephaestus the metal-legged Psycho maniac, You'll go down in history." (then she kicked their asses too and married Horologium. ^^)
I Saw Rayya Kissing Santa Claus - as told by Regina To the tune of �I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus�
:: Regina re-enters, no longer decked out in her �Santa�s Helper� outfit, much to her relief, and is instead wearing a simple dark blue tank-top and a pair of sweat pants, her hair is down and slightly mussed as if she had just come from bed. She approaches the microphone in the center of the stage, peers out into the audience with an irritated look, and begins to sing is a high alto::
I saw Rayya kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep (and to keep Eva from opening the presents); She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep (making sure Eva was also in bed and not eating the cookies). Then, I saw Rayya tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white (it was a fake beard, even I could tell); Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Wade had only seen (poor guy) Rayya kissing Santa Claus last night.Gywn Got Run Over by a Jace ^^ To the tune of �Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer� Lead Vocalists: Regina, Rayya Chorus: The Romanus Girls Music performed by: Wade Salter (Wade� *starry eyes*)
:: Regina and Rayya both walk to the middle of the stage, where there are two microphones instead of one. Both girls are decked out in their holiday finery, Regina in a modest dark blue blouse, a pair of black slacks, and flats. Rayya is wearing a dark blue velvet dress, sleeveless and form-fitting, reaching just above her knees, with a scattering of tiny silver sparkles over it. Her hair is pulled up in an intricately braided coif. She has a black lace shawl with silver threads in it tossed over her shoulders, and silver jewelry and pumps to set it off. The rest of the Romanus girls are behind them, all of them wearing simple bright red and green clothes. ::
Chorus:
Gwyn got run over by a Jace Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Graikos, But as for us Romanus, we believe.Rayya:
She'd been drinking too much beer, (like that�s unusual?) And we begged her not to go (well, some of us) But she forgot her medication (Prozac ^^) And she staggered out the door (after ramming into it a few times) into the snow.Regina:
When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had wheelchair tracks on her forehead And incriminating marks on her back.Chorus:
Gwyn got run over by a Jace Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Graikos, But as for us Romanus, we believe.Regina:
Now we're all so proud of ourselves, We�ve been taking this so well. We�re in there watching football, Drinking beer and playing cards with friend Evs.Rayya:
It's not Christmas without Gywn, (well, actually, yea it is.^^) All the Romanus dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? LET�S OPEN THEM!!!Chorus:
Gwyn got run over by a Jace Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Graikos, But as for us Romanus, we believe. Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig (What�s fig?!) And the blue and silver candles, That would just have matched the hair in Gwyn�s wig.Regina & Rayya:
I've warned all my friends and neighbors, Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a certain red-head in a wheelchair who just doesn�t like to play fair.Rayya:
Sing it, Girls!Chorus:
Gwyn got run over by a Jace Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Graikos, But as for us Romanus, we believe. (Repeat Chorus and fade out):: Curtain closes, but before it does so all the way we get a glimpse of Wade fleeing from a starry eyed SkySong with Regina trailing behind her wielding a sharp instrument. ::
