SMyth, Baby!
Sung to the tune of: Santa, Baby!
Sung by Sorcha

*Sorcha walks out onto the stage, lit by a lone spotlight. She is wearing an
artfully cut gown of dark red velvet, low cut in the front and draping down
in the back. Her hair is pulled out of her face and slightly waved, and she 
wears diamond-encrusted drop earrings and a chunky gold-and-diamond necklace, 
as well as white gloves and tall red heels. She steps up to the microphone as
a piano begins to play.*

Santa baby, slip my Rufus under the tree, for me
I've been so sad without he, 
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, how about that sweet Tibby too, it's true
Though Jace will come break my knees, 
Santa baby, please hurry down the chimney tonight

Remember all the fights I've missed
Think of the times I haven't gotten pissed
I could be the best Senshi there is
If you just grant this little wish
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I want a story all of my own, you know
It's time I had an intro,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa sweetie, put an artist under my tree, you see,
There's more to Jack than that pout,
Santa cutie, and hurry to my fireplace tonight

Santa baby, just put into my stocking some treats, for Beck,
The best guardian I could get,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim the Angelus tree
But keep Felice away from me
I know that Santa's really real
So bring my presents, what's the deal?
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, that Wadey's just a little bit shy, but I
Can make him a little more bold,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

*spoken* And for the love of God, put a straitjacket
for Felice under my tree. Oh, and a muzzle.