Sailor Myth
Sung to the tune of: Dayenu
Sung by Emiko
 
Once there was a show on TV
about girls and talking kitties,
we all watched it
and it led to
Sailor Myth.
 
CHORUS
[Takeuchi,
that crazy hoochie,
made a TV show
that led to Sailor Myth, Sailor Myth!
 
Then our G-M,
destroyed our freedom
and made the tedium
that we call Sailor Myth!]
 
Started with a girl named Sophie,
and her partridge oh-so-grumpy,
they found Hades,
Graikos ladies,
Sailor Myth.
 
CHORUS
 
Then they found those bad Romanus,
kicked their butts and sent them running,
Sailor Cupid,
Leta's stupid,
Sailor Myth.
 
CHORUS