I Have a Little Senshi
to the tune of: I Have a Little Dreidel
Sung by Emiko
 
I have a little senshi,
her name is Sailor Tip,
and when I pay her money,
she does the senshi strip!
Oh, senshi, senshi, senshi,
I blame the legless one,
Oh senshi, senshi, senshi,
I swear it's Jace's fault!
 
My senshi has a(n) (lovebird/partridge/lizard/feline/muppet/wheelchair/accent/fetish/fuku/dagger),
and says a crummy phrase,
her powers are real stupid:
performing them takes days.
Oh, senshi, senshi, senshi,
just watch her transform,
Oh senshi, senshi, senshi,
it's called anime porn!
 
(Wash, rinse, repeat!)