I Have a Little Miseltoe
To the tune of: I Have a Little Dreidel
Sung by Felice

Felice: *Comes all decked out in his Elvis/Elthon John suit, this time
an electric yellow, dotted with sequins of all different colors, and
pants so tight that all small children are scared away*Ladies, this
one is for you!

Felice: 
OOoooohhh, I have a little miseltoe
It's oh so nice and green
And when girls go under it
They run and then they scream

Oh, miseltoe, miseltoe, miseltoe
With berries bright and red
Oh, miseltoe, miseltoe, miseltoe
Fail me now and then you're dead

I used it on fair Rayya
She yelled and ran away
I'm telling you, it's not fair
I only want to -play- *mrowr!*

Oh, miseltoe, miseltoe, miseltoe
I'm really not the bad
Oh, miseltoe, miseltoe, miseltoe
Even though I'm old enough to be her dad

I tried to steal a kiss
From the lovely Anna
It didn't work out so well...
She hit me with a hammer! OY!

Here it is folks! THE GRAND FINALE!

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOO, MISELTOE, MISELTOE, MISELTOE!
GIVE ME A LITTLE LUCK!
MISELTOE, MISELTOE, MISELTOE
JUST GIVE A GIRL TO F-

*Curtain closes*