Frosty the B*TCH 
Sung to the tune of: Frosty The Snowman
Drunkenly sung by Gwyn Kelly

*Gwyn clears her throat*

*Takes a sip of (we guess, or hope?) water*

Hephaestos the B@a#ch,
was a rotten, stinking soul.
With gnarly teeth, and a crooked grin,
And a heart made out of chrome.

No one really likes her.
'cuz she pisses us all off.
Bitching here and there,
(though no one cares)
Yelling "kill me if you can".

She rolled on down the streets of town,
till Gwyn tripped her with a mop.
And Gwyn only paused a moment
when, the GM hollered, "STOP!"

Jace's unconscious body,
was lost ever since that day.
Now we have big blue skies,
and no one cries, 
because Jace has gone away!