ACROSTIC! ACROSTIC! ACROSTIC!

We were all really, really desperate in February.

SAILOR MYTH!

We/are...
S - Salacious
A - Awesome 
I - Inventive 
L - Low in fat
O - Otherwise known as The Ninth Circle Priests Of Hell
R - Rad, phat, down, dope, bodacious, coolalicious, megabad

M - May contain traces of nuts
Y - Yakkish
T - That last line was really lame...
H - Home!

RAYYA!

I am...
R - Racy,
A - Affectionate,
Y - Youthful
Y - Yank from Pennsylvania who's
A - Addicted to socialization.

JACK!

I am...
J - Just me.
A - An artist.
C - Cool and
K - Karma's good all the way.

JULIUS!

I am...
J - Judgemental,
U - Ungrateful,
L - Leering,
I - Ill-tempered,
U - Upstanding (in his own, special way)
S - Suckling pig.

JAMIE!

I am...
J - Jubilant
A - Ardent 
M - Mad 
I - Illogical
E - Ever-plotting

ANASTASIA!

I am...
A - Another
N - Neato
A - Angelus

(Anastasia, you cheapass.)

VENUSTUS!

I am...
V - Venerable (or so he thinks)
E - Egotistical
N - Never
U - Useful
S - So
T - Tyrannical and
U - Uninspiring to Romanus Senshi

NIKHIL!

I am...
N - Naive 
I - Insane 
K - Kawaii 
H - Hyper 
I - Innocent 
L - Loud 

WILMA!

I am...
W - Wonderful 
I - Insane 
L - Lazy 
M - Magnificent 
A - Astoundingly... stupid. 

PRISCILLA!

I am...
P - Pretty awesome, thanks. 
R - Really annoying 
I - Infinitely Whacko 
S - Scary, in a good way 
C - Craptacular 
I - Incredibly beautiful 
L - Lazy as hell 
L - Looney Toon's biggest fan 
A - An all-around awesome chica. 

AENEAS!

I am...
A - Astoundingly guarding 
E - Everlasting god of rabbits 
N - Nervous, constantly. 
E - Extremely sarcastic 
A - Always in need of more food 
S - Simply superb. 

KANENE!

Why do I have to do this? *gets kicked* Alright! I am...
K - Karaoke expert extrodinaire
A - Astral
N - Not hesitant to kick some butt ^^
E - Extroverted
N - ....
E - Eloquent

TYCHO!

I am...
T - Tempermental
Y - Your number one hot stud! *gets muffled by Kanene*
C - Considerably laissez-faire
H - Hothead (literally!)
O - On the look out for trouble

JACE!

I am...
J - Jerky
A - Aggressive
C - Considerably sexier than you
E - Evil

WADE!

I am...
W - Worried
A - Amiable
D - Doubtful
E - Enthusiastic

LIVIA!

Ai am...
L - Lovely
I - Intelligent
V - Vivacious
I - Ill
A - Attractive

SOPHIE!

I am...
S - Sarcastic
O - Original
P - Practical
H - Here
I - Impertinent
E - Exploratory

PERDIX!

I am...
P - Perspicacious
E - Egotistical
R - Regal
D - Distinguished
I - Inventious
X - Xenomorphic

TIMOCHARIS!

I am...
T - Timid
I - Innocent
M - Melodious
O - Optimistic
C - Charitable
H - Happy
A - Amiable
R - Reliable
I - Idealistic
S - Sweet

TIBBY!

I am...

T - Tasty
I - Insectivorous
B - Jace's Bitch
B - Bred to have a fetish with fe -

*struggling is heard as a redhead is pulled off the mike*

Tami: Ahem. Let's start again, thank you. 

I am...
T - Tasteful
I - Intelligent
B - Brilliant
B - British
Y - Youthful

FELICITY!

I am...
F - Frequently planning hostile takeover bit 
E - Enlightened to a degree 
L - Loud and obnoxious 
I - Impatient and unable to sit still 
C - Communist dictator-in-training 
I - Initially frightening 
T - Totally clueless 
Y - Your worst nightmare or a dream come true

BRIONY!

I am...
B - Bored
R - Redheaded
I - Insane/Intelligent
O - Optimistic
N - Naive
Y - Youthful

MAYA!

I am...
M - Motherly
A - Artistically inclined
Y - Yclepped "Maya"
A - Abundant

Tami: ...That was really lame. Next month's better be better.