note: This songfic is an original melody and original lyrics... yada 
yada... copyright stuff... so it might be kinda hard for u to imagine 
the melody, but come up with something... and if we ever meet maybe 
I'll sing it for u! (hey! come back from huddling in that corner!!! my 
voice isn't that bad!!!)


I bought a cat with a crescent spot
Surprisingly it cost the same
I tried to teach it how to talk 
It meowed and yawned and looked at me
As if I were completely  insane.

chorus: I wish my life were like Sailor Moon
           I'd never have to sit around bored in my room
           I'd wear cool clothes, and have a talking cat!
           Fight for love and justice, while working off my fat!

I gathered up my closest friends
To see if they would fight with me
The genius girl said "sorry but
"I'm way too busy studying"

The tall girl with the ponytail 
Said "no way I'd be seen in THAT"
As she pointed to the miniskirt...
So I offered her a cape and hat!

chorus

I decided that the guy I hate
Is not as bad as I thought he was
I tried to take him on a date
But he didn't remember anything
About our ancient love
(if it ever existed, that is)

chorus 

And the moral of this story is
You don't need to be like Sailor Moon
In order to enjoy yourself
There's only one thing you can do.

Just imagine that you're her 
Its better than sitting on your bum
And if this plan it doesn't work
then the padded cell is just... as... fun!