| Our Slayers Kids Play �Spin the Bottle� I saw something similar to this on fanfiction.net, so I figured I should put mine up�also, I like to use �self insertion� in my stupid fanfics, so in this case, I used my real first name (other than a screen name). Anyway, on with (one of) the stupidest fanfic(s) I have ever written! *crowd cheers* Sarah: Okay you guys, the six of you are going to play �Spin the Bottle.� Lina: What?! NO! Zelgadis: I refuse! Amelia: that is unjust! Gourry: what�s that again? *gets hit upside the head by Lina* Xellos: yippie! Filia: *glares at Xellos* I�ll play as long as I don�t have to kiss that Namagomi! Xellos: aww Filia! But I was so looking forward to that! *gets hit upside the head by Filia�s �mace-sama�* *Xellos twitches* Sarah: Okay, okay! Lina, I�ll pay you 200 gold pieces, Zel, I�ll give you your cure, And Filia, I can�t make any promises�but! You�re playing or I�ll take away both your tea and your mace! *The �Ren and Stimpy� horrified scream comes from out of nowhere* Lina, Zel, and Filia: WE�LL PLAY!! Zelgadis: *to Lina* at least so she doesn�t do anything that cruel and unusual to us� Sarah: *Heero Death Glare(tm)* Zelgadis: *stops talking and attempts to look innocent while smiling* Sarah: now that�s more like it! Amelia: that was mean Miss Sarah! Sarah: Amelia, if you keep complaining, then�NO MORE FICS WITH ZEL!! Amelia: I�ll play!! Sarah: *smiles innocently* Okay, I want all of you to sit in a circle� Amelia: hey! Why aren�t you playing?! Sarah: who? Me? because�um�I�m sick! Yeah! *fake coughs* Lina: whatever� Sarah: now, *finishes off a �Smirnoff Ice�* here�s your bottle! Zelgadis: isn�t that underage drinking? Sarah: not if my mom knows about it! Zelgadis: does she know? Sarah: I�ll tell her later! And because you just had to mention about the drinking, you, my dear friend Zelgadis, may go first! Zelgadis: oh joy� *spins and it lands on Lina* Amelia: *gasp* but Miss Lina! Lina: oh shush Amelia! *she and Zel quickly kiss* *blush* see? It wasn�t that bad! Xellos: that wasn�t even a kiss! *gets hit once again by Filia and her �mace-sama�* Ya know Filia, when you hit me it makes you look kinda kinky! Sarah: Amelia�please? Everyone except Xellos and Gourry: yes PLEASE? Amelia: *ahem*�LIFE IS WONDERFUL!! next page or fanfiction or home |
| Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers or anything like that...if I own something, I'll be sure to tell you. ~Sarah~ |