You Know You Love J-rock When......

1. Celebrate Their Birthdays with cake and everything.
2. Go around telling people what a great day it is; a great J-rocker was born.
3. Paste their pictures and posters everywhere.
4. Spend all your money on J-rock collectables bought on-line and a persentage of it is spent on shipping it here.
5. Sing your fav. J-rock song everywhere even if people ask you to shut up.
6. Declare your love for J-rock everywhere.
7. Slim Down to look like your fav. J-rocker.
8. Wear platform boots everywhere to reach the height of your fav. J-rocker.
9. Dress like your fav. J-rocker when you go out and everybody would be staring at you.[ you would be spreading Visual Kei]
10. Tell the world that you have an obsession with pretty J-rockers in skirts/dresses and make up.
11. Take up your fav. J-rocker's habits to be more like them.
12. Get sent to detention or suspended for beating up someone who insulted J-rock or fav. J-rockers.
13. Change your character to be like your fav. J-rocker.
14. Take up your fav. J-rocker's instrument.
15. Put his picture in your wallet and tell the world that he is your Bf/Gf.
16. Don't listen in class so that you can be writing down how much you love J-rock
17. Write your fav. J-rocker's name everywhere[ Eg. Exam Papers]
18. Spend and good sum of money on gothic make up
19. Cut your hair like your fav. J-rocker.
20. Spread Visual Kei or J-rock around school
21. Think about your fav. J-rocker 24/7
22. Tell all your friends about your fav. J-rock band/ J-rocker until they ask you to shut up[ not great friends] of they can recite it with your when you are telling them again and agan.
23. Your whole computer is filled with J-rock pictures, data, PVs, music, lyrics blah blah blah.
24. Everyone knows of your obsession: J-rock.
25. Have a webby dedicated to them/him.
26. You sing along when their songs are being played and follow their actions in their PV.[ YURA-sama doing para para]
27. Your parents think they need to send you to a mental institution as you ask for your fav. J-rocker's pictures/plushies for their opinion on everthing you do.
28. You know you cannot live out them
29. You give cute names for your fav. J-rocker.
30. You go to your brother and ask him if Mana-sama is a girl and laugh when he says yes.
31. You bring Mana-sama's pictures or Gothic and Lolita Bible to school and shock them when you ask that he or they are gals.
32. You think your fav. J-rocker should not be gay cos he should be with you!
33. Your mother knows how to pronounce Gackt = Gakuto.
34. You can type your fav. J-rockers name easily.
35. When you see some letters, you think of your fav. J-rockers. [Eg. MV(Motor Vehicles) = Miyavi]
36. When you type the first letter of your fav. J-rocker's name, you would automatically type his name.
37. During your oral exam, you pronounce "hide" as Hidey.
38. When someone says "Die", you jump up and shout " where ? where?" while looking around frantically for your fav. J-rocker.
39. People think you are Bisexual since you like guys in skirts.
40. You get used to people staring at you as you walk around town in gothic clothes.
41. You take up sewing so that you can sew gothic clothes since they are so expensive.
42. You are writing this list.[Lolx]
43. You keep imagining what you are going to do when you meet your fav. J-rocker face to face.
44. You send fan mail everyday.
45. You tell people that you are Japanese and one day you are going back to your homeland to stalk your fav.J-rockers.
46. You have a tattoo of your fav. J-rocker's name.
47. You plan to or wear a gothic dress to your prom.
48. Print or sew your fav. J-rocker's name on your plushie/cushion or blah blah.
49. When your extended family asks you if you have a Bf during your reunion dinner and you say yes and show them Miyavi in that gothic dress in GLB vol.4.
50. You changed from a boyish gal who only has only has a skirt [school] in her wardrobe to a gothic gal who only wears gothic dresses, skirts and make up.
51. You can stare at your fav. J-rocker's picture all day long and just admire how nice his smile is.[ Miyavi!!!]
52. Your parents think you are a lesbian sinnce you keep staring at those pretty gal in your computer. [Lolx]
53. You sleep with youGackt/hide/Die/Miyavi etc. plushies everynight.
54. You cosplay as your fav. J-rocker all the time.
55. You even form a J-rock band so that your can go as the whole band.
56. When you go to Japan you must atleast catch a live.
57. You have a shrine of your fav. J-rocker in your room.
58. You write about your fav.J-rocker  in your Blog everyday.

Ah a  long way to go. if you got any ideas, please msg me!