A Birthday

She slapped some guys
Like it said in the book
Then my cleaning lady
Went back to work

Thank you for the party Mum
My birthday was such fun
My friends will all come back
When I have another one

The cake you baked was special
Colored ice cream on the top
I never would have thought mum
That you made at a workshop

He Kissed some girls
Like it said in the book
Then my cleaning lady
Went back to work

And then he came back
With the newspaper
Creators and sponsors of the day
Take our daughters to work today

Do you hear?
How we hear?
Calling all pets
I hate to hear

And then she came back
With the newspaper
In response did she say
I think that you are gay

I wear a headset in the job I do
Do you hear What I do?
The time to take a break
For some skeletons as they creak

Not to follow and step into line
I think I am worth for booking time
Too fool to climb the tree
Should I wear that duty free

I am forgetting the most fun party
Was the games we got to play
They took you ages to prepare
But they really made the day

Her voice dripped with fear
It's the milkman my dear
I dream of the day when I am not in trouble
Because if I breath I am in double

I jumped from my chair
As our friend was long dead
This man is your lover
I could see this blokes head

And I pointed with blame
Now tell me his name
To the words people said
That she liked giving head

She had a sexy plan
A bad day on the train
Now it was her turn to play
Can government find her own way?

So thank you for the party mum
My birthday was such fun
I'll always remember it
The day that I turned one

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