The Peeps Incident

Stacy comes in to work on her 3rd day on the job. She walks into the cheery flower shop and greets the old woman who owns the shop. �Hello ma'am how are you today?� �Well just fine thank you and how was your night?� �Oh it was great I went on a date.� �Well that�s nice dear. Come with me into the back room. I have to show you something� She said. They walked into the dark room and the aroma of sugar filled Stacy�s nose. The old woman stood by the door and turned on the light switch. The room was bright with yellow purple and pink. As Stacy examined closer she realized that all of the colors were peeps. Millions and millions of them. The old woman said �I know, I know it looks obsessive but I just love peeps� Stacy replied �oh well have I got a treat for you then!� she reached into the bag she was carrying since she had come to the shop, and pulled out a box of bright blue peeps. The woman took a step back. �What are those?!� she said with fury. �Are those blue peeps?� In a shaky voice the girl said �yes�. The woman�s eyes widened and turned a shade of red that you�ve never seen before. She tore open the box and screamed �NO BLUE PEEPS!! NO BLUE PEEPS EVER!!!� She picked up the blue peeps off the floor and threw them at Stacy. She started chasing her around the room and eventually out the front door of the store. Stacy stopped and the woman bent over trying to catch her breath. Out of breath Stacy says please �I�m sorry. I'm sorry. Come on lets just calm down, go get a drink or something�. The woman straitens up and says �I should have known you know where to find the boys AND the booze!�

This is a true story of my future life
**NO ACCTUAL PEEPS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKEING OF THIS STORY**
(at least not the good ones...purple pink yellow etc... but fuck the blue ones)


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