Title: Corellian Genetics
Rating: G
Discription: Han Solo whines about his newest problem: hair loss.

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I can't believe this!
Why does everything have to happen to me?
I looked in the mirror this morning,
And found a bald spot where my hair should be!

As I cry out in horror,
Leia enters our room and blinks;
She is just as shocked as I am,
Oh, gods, what will the guys think?

I wonder if they'll laugh at me,
Maybe even Leia is turned off;
My hair is thinning rapidly,
And my stomach's getting soft.

Han Solo getting old,
Who woulda thought?
Pretty soon they'll all tell the difference,
Between my old hair and the wig I bought.

Oh no, I'm having flashbacks,
Remembering how I used to be the number one playa;
I just have to think of something!
Maybe I'll borrow some hair from Leia....

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