Previous Words of the Week

Previous Quotes of the Week

PARADIGME- an example; an epitome
This word is actually pronounced para-dime, but INcorrect pronounciation is vital. It must be said 'para-dijm' ('J' sound is vital)
Use- "N'Sync are a paradigme of utter shite"

"Smoking kills. If you die, you've lost an important part of your life"-Brooke Shields points out the goddamm fu*king obvious

"Yes, you're right. Playing a gig is as good as wanking...I was joking as well"-Robin, in reply to a boy likening playing a live show to jerking off

"Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me"-Sebastian, the Crab. I can tell you a story about a woman who had a penchant for crustaceans...

"The whole point of being a teenager is so you can look back at photos and say "My god, look at my hair"- my brother's explanation as to why he won't cut his hair

"Can you change the Funny Story to the one where I poo'd myself?"- Rob Boojaywah, clearly trying to impress the girls

"What kind of a sicko would mess with a monkey?"- Michael Jackson. yeah, good point, sicko, i mean michael

"-How do you save a burning Billie?
-Who cares?"- quoted from a rough book, circa 'The Geography Years'

GIZZARD- the cooked entrails of a fowl; the muscular grinding stomach of some fish
Use- this word is mainly for humorous purposes due to the first 4 letters of it:
"Gizzard is a paradigme of 'yummy'. Psyche"

SEQUESTRATION- action of banishing someone; seclusion; isolation; excommunication
Use- "God got bored with believing in himself and decided self-sequestration was the only way to go"

SHAGANAPPI- inferior, cheap, makeshift
Use- this word sounds like some one who has a baby fetish (shag-a-nappy) but is quite useful nonetheless:
"Die, inferior earthlings. You are shaganappi to our alien powers"

'Some of my best nights involved your parents"- Rob B says something utterly un-thought through and, frankly, stupid