Somewhere, a long pair of legs are standing. Stacy�s massaging Vince�s
temples � and someone knocks on the door. It�s�it�s�Randy Orton! He�s here
because he�s got a WWF tryout match tonight. Vince talks about Bob Orton,
and remembers the cast he had for years on end. Vince wishes him good luck
and takes off. Randy shakes Stacy�s hand. �Hi, I�m Randy Orton.� �You most
certainly are Randy Orton. Look at the size of those hands. My those are
some BIG hands! You know what they say about guys with big hands. You know,
since you�re having a tryout tonight why don�t I critique your body? Why
don�t you take that sweatshirt off?� He removes the shirt, and Stacy nibbles
on a finger. �Oooh yummy. I�m sure you know a lot about holds and
everything, but do you know this one? You take your hand and you put it
right here on my hip, and�� The door suddenly opens, and Vince is back.
Stacy suddenly turns the tables and says the minute he walked out the door
Randy started hitting on her. �This is gratitude? You know what, you�re just
like your old man! I�ll tell you what you do, your tryout match tonight,
it�s gonna be against Hardcore Holly. Now get the hell out of here! Get the
hell out!� Vince comforts Stacy. |
