Jericho comes out with Stephanie McMahon. Jericho tells the fans to enjoy it- Jericho is without the Undisputed Championship. Enjoy it, because it won't last. He's going to beat the Game and regain the titles on Monday. Triple H rbbed him of his titles, but the crowd won't rob him of his dignity. Jericho beat Austin and Rock on the same night. Jericho put Triple H out of action. Jericho was the first Undisputed Champion in history. Triple H won on a fluke. He's terrified of Jericho, which is why he put Steph in the match. Triple H can't beat Jericho on his own. Jericho won't allow a tragedy like Steph leaving the WWF to happen. They all need Steph in the WWF. Triple H comes out. Jericho is glad Hunter came out. On Monday, Jericho is going to finish off Triple H's leg, his career, and the Game. Triple H says that Liberacci called and wants his pajamas back (Jericho's wearing some red sparkly threads). Did he hear that we need Steph? Maybe he's right. The WWF can never have enough lying bitches. Let's look at Steph's contributions to the WWF. We see a little video called "Steph's Most Embarrassing Moments" with some keen fifties TV music in the background. Most of the clips are gross things being smashed in Steph's face. Triple H says that Steph has been a barrel of laughs. Who thinks Steph should stay? Everyone boos, save the King, naturally. Who thinks she should leave? Everyone cheers and sings "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Goodbye". Steph yells for them to shut up. They need her. Triple H says that settles that. As far as Jericho goes, on Sunday, he earned Trips' respect. He was the first Undisputed champion, but not the best. He thought he was unbeatable, but he came against the Unstoppable Force (a bean burrito?). After Monday, Steph will be gone. Wrestlemania was the start of a whole new Game, and this game is forever. Steph says he couldn't be more wrong. Steph has contributed to the WWF. On Monday, he won't leave the Undisputed Champion, and neither will Jericho. She made a deal with Vince. The match is now a triple threat for the title- Jericho vs. Triple H vs. Steph! She'll leave the first female Undisputed Champion! Commercial break (where we see a commercial for the new National Lampoon's movie...which really doesn't matter except for the fact that "Bouncing off the Walls" by Sugarcult is playing in the background- a great song by a great band...they play great live, too)
-Lillian asks Jericho what he's thinking about Steph's announcement. He wonders what Steph is thinking. He then realizes aloud that if he pins her, he becomes the champion. |
