Backstage:
Trish Stratus was shown in the backstage area, and she's up next in a Women's Title defense against Jacqueline!
In ring promo:
The music of Trish Stratus hit in the arena and she made her way to the ring as the Women's Champion for a match against Jacqueline! When it was time for Jacqueline to come out, Mr. McMahon's music hit and he made his way to the ring. Vince got on the mic, and he said hey to Trish. They'll get to business in just a minute. Vince wanted to take this opportunity to come out and let everyone know that tonight, in this very ring, a third individual will indeed join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. But that's all right, because when he takes his jacket off, when he drops his drawers, all of the women in the crowd will be saying "You know what? Mr. McMahon, you really do have a really nice looking ass." Vince took his jacket off, and he told Trish that he thinks that Trish would probably agree with that. After all, they go back a ways.
Vince distinctly remembers Trish telling Vince some time in the past when they had a closer relationship. Vince remembers Trish telling him that he has a nice ass. Trish said that she did say that. Vince told Trish that if she'll recall, Vince told her the same thing. Vince thought about the good times that he and Trish had together, and he said "Baby, you can be on FIRE!" Vince walked around and looked at Trish and said "That tiny little waist, Trish, and the smell of your hair. Oh yeah, and I also remember the sensitivities of your neck." Vince told Trish that they really had some good times together, didn't they? And then there was Wrestlemania. Did he forget about the fact that Trish slapped Vince in his face?! Did he forget about that? Guess who's going to join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club tonight! It's Trish Stratus! That's who it is. It's going to be Trish. Oh yeah. Vince isn't asking Trish to do anything that she hasn't done in the past. Maybe this is out here in public, but Vince knows that Trish likes being the Women's Champion.
It makes her feel good and proud. All of her accomplishments. Did Vince leave out the part that he wants Trish to get on her knees? Vince told Trish to be a good girl and get down on her knees. The fans heavily booed Vince, and Vince told Trish that it won't hurt. Others have done this. It's not such a big deal. Just get on your knees. Trish slowly got on her knees in front of Vince, and then Vince unbuckled his belt. Vince told Trish that he's going to undo his pants. He's gonna unzip his pants. Vince turned around in Trish after he dropped his pants, and The Rock's music hit and he made his way to the ring! Vince tried to pull his pants up, but The Rock told him to leave his pants down! The Rock told Vince to stand up and look The Rock in the eye. The fans chanted "Rocky, Rocky!" and The Rock said that Vince wanted the Women's Champion to get down on her knees and kiss his ass? The Rock knows if Vince had it his way, he'd want everyone in this arena to get down on their knees and kiss Vince's ass! Vince admitted it, and The Rock asked Vince to ask The Rock to get down on his knees and kiss Vince's ass?!
The Rock said that Vince is probably wondering why The Rock asked him to keep his pants down. The Rock told Vince to walk to the middle of the people's ring, and he'll tell him exactly why. Vince stood there, and The Rock told Vince to shhh. Come on, Vince. Walk. Come on and walk. The Rock yelled at Vince, telling him to walk, and Vince staggered towards the middle of the ring with his pants down at the bottom of his legs. The Rock said that he knows that Vince loves to humiliate people. He saw what he did to Jim Ross, and he knows what he wanted to do to Trish Stratus, but The Rock says that if there is anyone in this world who should be humiliated, it's Vince. The reason why The Rock wanted Vince to walk in the ring with his pants down, because it's much easier for The Rock to take an object, turn it sideways and stick it straight up his candy ass! But now the question is: What type of object should it be? The Rock knows they are in Kansas, and The Rock noticed a lot of corn fields.
Does anyone know where The Rock could find an ear of corn to stick up Vince's ass? The Rock isn't going to violate Vince with an ear of corn, you sick freak. The Rock said that the jokes are over. The Rock came out here, because he wanted him to feel what it's like to be humiliated. So seeing as he now knows what it's like to be humiliated, The Rock says on behalf of the next Undisputed Champion, on behalf of Jim Ross, on behalf of Trish Stratus, and more importantly than that, on behalf of the millions and millions, The Rock has one thing to say: WHAM! The Rock gave Vince McMahon the Rock Bottom in the middle of the ring and then he set him up for the people's elbow and he connected with it! Chris Jericho stormed to the ring with a steel chair, but The Rock cut him off and gave him a number of right hands to knock him down in the corner. Vince slowly got up and he gave The Rock a low blow and then Chris got the steel chair and he nailed The Rock in the head with it. Chris then set The Rock up for the people's elbow with a steel chair on his chest, and he did just that.
Chris then got on the mic and said that even though The Rock is seeing stars spinning around in his head right now, just remember that the biggest star of them all is Chris Jericho. Y2J! Chris Jericho then helped Vince McMahon to his feet and out of the ring as The Rock was noticeably busted open. |
