Raw 8/06/01
Stephanie McMahon bounces down to the ring. At SummerSlam the bodies of the WWF are going to hit the floor. Angle's body will hit the floor when Austin proves once again that he is the greatest superstar in all of sports entertainment history. Rock is afraid of Booker T and the Alliance. Your beloved Rocky is afraid to face Shane in a street fight right here tonight. Rock has been gone for four long months. It's only natural for Rock to doubt his ability. My brother Shane has more than proved that he has the ability. Shane has beat Big Show in a last man standing match. Shane went toe to toe with Angle. There is only one word that acurately describes my brother Shane - Gladiator.
Chris Jericho comes out to the top of the stage. Stephanie, don't sell yourself short. Shane may always end up on top but you always end up on the bottom, on the side, and bent over. For you a SummerSlam is a quickie on a hot August night. When your body hits the floor it's usually naked with a paying customer.
You are pretty funny. You amuse me. Your comments are caddy. You remind me of a girl. It's always your mouth that gets you in trouble. Every time you have insulted me you are the one that always pays. I remember when my husband Triple H beat you.
Your husband has been gone for a long time and I know how lonely you must be. You have formed an alliance with 1/3 of the locker room. I think you've been with everyone in both companies, and most of the planet earth. I have gone out of my way to set you up with species from Planet of the Apes.
Two men dressed up as apes come down to the ring with a gift wrapped box and flowers.
Jericho opens the box rather quickly and smashes a pie in Stephanie's face. Jericho and the apes leave. |
