JR : Hello everybody and welcome to the RAW Old School event, I'm Jim Ross, Good Ol' JR and later on I'll be joined by The King, but he is involved tonight, and infact in the first match up as he tags with Goldust against The Undertaker, this was originally scheduled to be a tag team match with Earthquake partnering Undertaker, however Earthquake is unable to compete after earlier on tonight in the backstage area he was attacked with a golf club we hear, I'm not too sure about this myself, we don't usually see golf clubs in the WWE and also we know that there is no footage of the attack, we'll find out in due time but we hear that Earthquake has been taken to a local medical facility after suffering a small concussion and we'll understand what happened sooner or later i guess, but anyway we've got a match now, a handicap match on our hands folks!
Two on One
Handicap Match
The Undertaker vs Jerry Lawler and Goldust
((( YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!! YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE!! )))
JR : And were kicking things off here with The man who I have referred to as the Conscious of the WWF for many years, The Phenom, The Undertaker riding out to the ring on his harley davidson which has beeen specialised to say The Undertaker across the side. The Deadman is wearing a bandana and one of his old school Undertaker t-shirts over the top of his ring attire, he rides around the ring and climbs inside, where he waits on his two opponents...
((( It's Good to be King! )))
JR : Here he comes, Jerry The King Lawler, wearing the famous singlet ring attire, we see it every monday night because he still commentates in his ring attire folks! Well in any event he's not going to be too happy about facing The Undertaker I don't think tonight! But I spoke to him earlier and he's also not too happy about teaming up with Goldust!
((( SHATTERED DREAMS PRODUCTION!! )))
JR : King waiting outside the ring now as Goldust making his way down the aisle, this man surely is proof that sometimes the apple does fall quite a fair bit away from that ol' preverbial tree folks! And now he stops for his pyro's at the top of the stage and gets down to ringside where he joins King, who gives him a funny look, King and Goldust very much opposites I think and also don't forget that man in the ring The Undertaker!
JR : And now King and Goldust climbing the ring steps and into the ring and straight away Undertaker charging at them both and knocking them down with a double clothesline! Maybe The Phenom believes it was either King or Goldust that took Earthquake out of the game, but we can only speculate on that, or maybe The Deadman believes he has something to prove! Undertaker now pulling up King and irish whips him across the ring into the corner, he now pulls up Goldust and does the same and he goes crashing into King, Undertaker now charges in with a splash on both men and Goldust falls out of the corner onto his back on the canvas and King also does the same and his head oh dear god landing in the crotch of Goldust! King isn't going to be happy! Undertaker now getting cheered by this capacity crowd, he seems to be very much the favourite in the early going. As now he pulls up Goldust and King and signals that he's going to give them a little meeting of the minds, he goes to smash their heads together but King ducks and he backdrops his own partner Goldust, King then kicks Undertaker in the gut and hits some stern shots with his right fists to the face of The Undertaker sending him reeling up against the ropes. King now with a clothesline and The Undertaker goes over the top! but folks he's landed on his feet!
JR : King now reaching over the ropes to grab off The Undertaker's bandana which was pretty cool and he's snatched it off his head, but now Undertaker pulling King out of the ring under the bottom rope. The Undertaker now pulling King up against the ring apron and giving him some quick paced right and left handed shots to the ribcage followed by a massive one to the head of Lawler but now Goldust runs in, he's up in the ring and hits a baseball slide to King's back knocking him into The Undertaker, what's he playing at? risking his own partner to take down The Deadman? Goldust now leaving the ring and trying to tell King that he's sorry but King isn't ready to get up anytime soon as Goldust moves over to The Undertaker and irish whips him into the steel ringsteps! Goldust now grabs Undertaker and rolls him back into the ring and Goldust follows, and now begins to make the cover 1.............2...............but from outside King pulls Goldust off y the legs and to the outside! King is arguing with Goldust and telling him why did he baseball slide him I think, King is irate with Goldust and now has kicked Goldust in the stomach and is setting up for a PILEDRIVER and he hits it on the outside! King may have just cost himself the match, pulling Goldust off the cover and then Piledriving his own partner on the outside, but look in the ring The Undertaker just SAT UP!! Undertaker now is up as King gets back inside the ring, he's looking right into the eyes of the dead! King now swings a punch but it is blocked by The Undertaker and GOOZLE!! Undertaker now CHOKE SLAM to The King!!
JR : King is down as Undertaker now throws up his arm could be time for the Last Ride! Undertaker now pulls up King and throws his head between his legs, he pulls him up and LAST RIDE TIME BOOM!!! Undertaker just delivered the Last Ride on the king!! Undertaker now looks down on the King and rolls his eyes, could be ready for the Tombstone Piledriver, please Undertaker not three different finishing manouevres in a row!! But look Goldust is crawling back into the ring and he's walked up to The Undertaker but Taker with a quick arm ringer on the Golden One and now......
Undertaker : OLD SCHOOOOOOOOL!!!
JR:Well there ya go folks, Undertaker climbing the ropes, is he going to use this move, walking the tightrope now BUT OH NO!!! Goldust kicking the ropes and Undertaker is crotched, Goldust now moving the ropes up and down now making it more uncomfortable for The Deadman as Goldust now has hit the ropes to the side of Undertaker and whats he doing OH PLEASE NO!! Shattered Dreams, a modified version of it anyway to The Undertaker!! Undertaker now has fallen to the outside and Goldust and King are in the ring, King is groggily getting up with the aid of Goldust, Goldust still wanting to help King it looks like!
((( TIME FOR AN EARTHQUAKE!! )))
JR : Hey that's the music of Earthquake and he's at the top of the aisle, he's walking down to the ring he looks a little incoherent however, maybe the rumours of him having a concussion are true but why has he been released from the medical centre, he's rolled into the ring now and he's just knocked down Goldust and now King!! and now Earthquake waits on Goldust t get up and POWERSLAM!! Earthquake now stomps the ring making a circle around Goldust and hits the ropes and coming in it's TIME FOR AN EARTHQUAKE!! And Earthquake sits on the chest of Goldust! But now King is up and uses a roll up on the Big man and now the ref is counting what's this? 1..........2............3 This match is over!
Winners : Jerry Lawler and Goldust
JR : King and Goldust now leaving the ring backstage as Undertaker crawls back inside, he's not happy at losing and he's blaming Earthquake and now what's this, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER no way, he can't do this YES!! Earthquake just got Tombstoned! and now Undertaker is celebrating to the fans here on Old School RAW!
**Commercial**
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**We come back from the commercial and go to Jim Ross at the comemntators desk**
JR : We just witnessed the opening match of this Old School night and The King provailed with his partner Goldust and we hear that King is a little worse for wear and has decided not to take up his commentary role for the rest of the night and instead I'm going have to go it alone again it looks like but in any event.....
((( TUTTI FRUTTI - Mene Gene Okerlund )))
JR : Wow, or maybe not, here comes Mene Gene onto the stage and he's coming down the steps to a rapturous ovation, here ya go Mene Gene take a headset and lets get down to business.
Mene Gene : Is this thing on? Nice to meet you again JR, I've been working WWE Confidential recently, it's a long time since I have had to do this so bear with me if I seem a little rusty, but the next match should be quite something as we are in for another tag team match pitting the team of The Human Highlight Reel Sabu with his partner the Sadistic New Jack against The Human Suplex Machine Taz, and the bad guy Razor Ramon, this should be a slobber knocker Jim!
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Match Two
Sabu & New Jack vs Taz & Razor Ramon
(( Sabu ))
[Sabu walks out poiting to the sky, then strolls down to the ring]
(( NEW JACK ))
[New Jack walks out onto the rampway, then sprints down to the ring]
(( Thug Superstar ))
[Taz walks out with a towel on his head, he gets in the ring and waits for his partner Razor Ramon]
(( HEY CHICO ))
[Razor Ramon walks out with a tooth pick in his mouth, he spits it out then makes his way into the ring]
JR: Razor Ramon has told Taz he�s going to start this match, New Jack has told Sabu he�s in first with Ramon. Taz and Sabu seem a little pissed at this. New jack charges at Ramon, hits a clothesline, Ramon gets back on his feet quickly. Ramon goes for a chop block, New Jack on the floor. Ramon walks over him stamping on his chest. Sabu and Taz are getting restful, they�re exchanging words. Taz is down off the apron so to is Sabu, they�ve meet each other half way. Drop Toe Hold by Taz into the ring matting, Taz gets Sabu up Sabu with a charge sending both men into the crowds! I guess this may boil down to a one on one match!
Mean Gene: I guess so JR. Ramon, getting the advantage right here, nicely executed suplex on New Jack. Ramon goes for the pin attempt 1�..2.. no. New Jack in a hurry to get on his feet, crushing clothesline to Ramon. New Jack gets Ramon back on his feet, boot to the gut.. plant DDT, into the cover 1�..2� Ramon put a foot on the rope. New Jack gets Ramon to his feet once again, sends him into the ropes. Sleeper applied to Razor, Razor trying to get out of it, but I think all this struggling is making matters worse. Ramon is slowing down, he�s fading here JR.
JR: Ramon tries hammering away at any part of New Jack�s body to try and free himself. Ramon breaks free, he sends himself into the ropes. New Jack cuts him down with a drop kick. Jack with roll up 1��..2��. Ramon kicks out, Ramon gets to his feet, hammers away at New jack. Sends him into the ropes� back body drop to New Jack. Ramon off the ropes, Cross body to New Jack. Razor Ramon with the cover 1��.2�� New jack with the reversal 1���..2�� No. Neither man able to get the pin. Both men back up, they send each other into the ropes New jack went for a clothesline, Ramon ducked it, Neckbreaker to new Jack. Ramon with the cover 1�..2� No. New Jack is up here, boots Ramon to the gut, went for a Piledriver. Ramon with back body drop, boot to the gut of his own. Lifts him up� Razor�s Edge to New Jack. Ramon with the cover 1��2��..3. What a dis-functional tag team match that was, not one tag made. Hell I aint seen the other two competitors since the start of the mach
Winners : Razor Ramon & Taz
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**Backstage we go to see The Hulkster chatting with The Nature Boy!, they are both in suits and chatting in a V.I.P area designated in the back of the arena**
[Hulk Hogan]
Hey Ric did you ever think that when we started on Raw Brand Show #1 some ten months ago we would still be around and calling back on some of the older guys that we used to wrestle to come and be part of the show with us?
[Ric Flair]
Well quite frankly I didn't think there was much room for any more dinosaurs like ourselves Hogan! But hey joking aside its great that this event has happened but next we return to normal for Raw Brand Show god knows what, it's been a great ride so far and hopefully we'll be around for a lot longer on Raw, can you believe that it's the third birthday of WWE Sadistic already? I'm glad that we've been around for a lot of the time and to help steer this company the direction that its gone with the Brand Extension so Hogan, to friendship and to the memories of RAW! pre and post Brand Extension times WHOOOOO!!!
**We see Hogan and Flair lift their glasses which weren't in camera shot before and they give each other a toast**
[Hulk Hogan]
I can only echo what you just said BROTHER!!! And lets get ready for what should be a great match next The Hitman facing Double J, this is the sort of match we've been waiting to see in wrestling, I talked to Bret earlier and he looks in pretty good shape, I wouldn't be surprised if he gave Jeff a run for his money.
[Ric Flair]
As much as I like Bret, I kinda like to see people win with that Figure Four Leg Lock if you know what I'm saying, So I think the man that stole my gimmick is gonna win tonight, but as always I hope the best man wins and that Raw Old School has a succesful main event!
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Main Event
Bret Hart vs Jeff Jarrett
[Mene Gene]
Folks up next we have the Main Event as Bret "The Hitman" Hart battles "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. These two men are two of the greatest WWF Inter-Continental Champions of all time and Jeff Jarrett claims to be the single greatest Inter-Continental champion, both men have submission finishing manouevres and are men that have helped change how this business history has been run forever. But tonight they go one on one in the ring to put on for us one heck of a great match!
[Jim Ross]
These two men don't like each other it seems quite apparent and the hatred for one another seems to be built from somewhere outside sports entertainment because we havent seen these two men do battle before at least to my knowledge as now Jeff Jarrett competes in NWA TNA where of course he is the TNA World Champion and Bret Hart is retired from wrestling until tonight where he will attempt to topple The Chosen One.
[Mene Gene]
You touch on a good point about the hatred between the two JR, It all seems to be around Hart family issues we know about the tragedy surrounding the two deaths of Hart family members and this obviously has had affect on Bret Hart in particular but we do know also that Jarrett travelled the country with Owen and Bulldog for years and knew them both as great friends and so that is where the animosity between the two may have got tangled somewhere in the past but tonight we'll see them wrestle and from a pure wrestling standpoint, this one should be fantastic!
(((( Choke on those SlapNUTZ - Jeff Jarrett )))
[Mene Gene]
Here comes Jarrett boys and girls and on his arm is the beautiful Debra and around his waist that TNA World Championship he's not getting the best of receptions from this capacity crowd here tonight, but that's what he's expecting as he climbs the ringsteps and into the ring awaiting his opponent, but these fans are now starting a We Want Puppies chant!
[JR]
I think that King wishes he was out here now, he likes his puppies does Jerry The King Lawler Mene Gene! But in any event the roof is about to explode of this arena as we await the entrance of The Hitman!
((( HITMAN - Bret Hart )))
[Mene Gene]
And here he is, kitted out in his pink and black attire and those pink shades, nothings changed tonight! He looks just as fit as what he was back in 1997, he must have been in the Dungeon throwing around some guys preparing himself for his match at this Old School edition of RAW as he now walks around the ring keeping his eyes on Jeff Jarrett who is in the ring as Debra now exits on the other side of the ring, Bret now giving his shades to a young girl in the front row taking his eyes of Jarrett who slides out of the ring and piles and attacks Bret from behind!
[JR]
Now that's no way to start a match like this, Jeff Jarrett is an ass and that maybe explains why he's contracted to NWA TNA!! Jarrett clubbing Bret in the back and now tearing off his leather black jacket and beginning to choke Bret with it, he's choking Bret with his own jacket! Jarrett now has that jacket around Bret's neck and tosses him with force into the steel post! These fans don't like this one bit as now Jeff shouts at Bret 'Don't Piss Me Off SlapNUT" Jeff now pulls him up and grabs him by the hair and walks him around ringside to where the bottom of the rampway is and Jeff setting up now for a suplex but Bret counters, putting the breaks on using his legs and then counters with a suplex of his own. Bret now grabs up Jarrett and into a powerslam on the bottom of the ramp! Bret kicking away as this crowd is going nuts.
[Mene Gene]
As now Bret walking Jarrett up the rampway and onto the stage, Bret irish whip to Jarrett and into a piece of the Raw set next to entrance! Jarrett bounces off and comes back into a Back Body Drop!!! Bret now is getting huge cheers from this crowd and he is taking it all in but Jarrett has time to get back into the game, Bret taking his eye off the ball so to speak and LOW BLOW. Bret has been out of the ring so long he might have forgotten how to work his opponent as Jarrett now picks Bret into a devastating IMPLANT DDT on the staging area!!! Bret may be unconscious after such impact on the head! Bret now isn't moving as Jeff is signalling he's going to throw the man off the stage, this cannot be done, don't throw the man down off the Raw stage! Jeff now pulls up Bret and he's looking to Body Slam him off the stage but Bret escapes down the back and into a NECK BREAKER!!! The Hitman there with an excellent counter, this match is having an impact on both mens bodies but you can see that they are entertaining this crowd as now Bret and Jeff both groggily get up and now start exchanging blows with Jeff however getting the better here, seemingly a better brawler nowadays than Bret, even though both mens speciality is technician wrestling as Jeff now taking Bret back down the aisle way and back to ringside. Jeff now about to roll Bret back inside but Bret with a few shots to the gut of Jeff Jarrett and a DROP TOE HOLD into the steel steps!!! Great move by Bret and now he's trying something else he's set up Jeff by the steel steps, Jeff is on his back and Bret has his legs, could it be a sharpshooter on the outside? NO!!! SLINGSHOT INTO THE RINGPOST and Jeff Jarrett smashes head first and then falls in a crumpled heap down the steps!
[JR]
Bret Hart is pulling out all the stops as the referee Earl Hebner is letting it run, Bret now grabs up Jeff and tosses him back in the ring, Bret is about to follow in but Debra now stops him and SLAP!!! Debra just slapped Bret right in the face, but what will Bret do? Bret is ignoring her and rolled back into the ring. The Hitman now covers The Chosen One 1...............2................Oh come on Debra just put Jarrett's foot on the rope!!! Bret knows exactly what she did as now he comes out of the ring after her again, she makes a run for it around the ring as Bret follows, she is being caught up now as Jarrett is still in the ring groggily trying to get up and now Bret catches Debra!!! Debra cost him the match what's he going to do to extract revenge if any? He's grabbed her and shoves her down! She might be a woman but she deserved that!! But now Bret looking under the ring, what's he got? They um...They look like
[Mene Gene]
Those are Handcuffs JR!! That's right and now Bret putting the handcuffs on one of Debra's wrists now and what's he doing? He's dragged her across to the ring post and he's putting her arms behind her back and around the ringpost and now putting the handcuffs on her other wrist!!
[JR]
That's the end of Debra's interference she's facing away from the ring with her hands handcuffed behind her around the ringpost!!! Bret now mocking Debra who is trying to kick out at him but she can't reach as now Jarrett has seen this and he's coming outside the ring now and he's run at Bret and SPEAR right into the guardrail!!! This match is getting a little out of hand!! Jarrett now mounting Bret against the guardrail and smashing him right in the face with sadistic right hands and now he's begining to stomp at him and Debra is shouting obscenities at Bret, Jarrett now pulls up Bret by the hair and puts his face up against Debra who is shouting at him and now Jarrett with a clothesline knocking down Bret!! Jarrett now telling Debra there is nothing he can do and trying to tell her she is ok as now Debra kicks off one of her high heel shoes and telling Jeff to use it on Bret, he picks it up and forces down the heel into Bret's forehead trying to bust him open this is such an unorthadox match, but it is completely getting out of hand, the referee might have to throw it out sometime soon!! Jarrett now pulls Bret back up still holding the shoe and clobbers it once again across his head and we see that Bret is bleeding!!
[Mene Gene]
Bret now looks a little worse for wear as Jarrett tosses him back inside the ring, Jarrett now looking under the ring, what does he want? OH LOOK!! Jarrett just pulled out his guitar! Jarrett now with a smile on his face, he's going to finish off Bret!!
((( NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! )))
[JR]
It's Vince McMahon!!!! I don't think that the NWA TNA logo coming up on the screen earlier tonight and being advertised by Jarrett all day long has gone down too well, Vince McMahon is going to take apart Jeff Jarrett!!! Vince has swagger on folks as Jeff Jarrett has slid into the ring now and is telling Vince McMahon to bring it on!!! He just called him an old wrinkly SLAPNUT!! Vince now coming up the steel steps and into the ring, he got a huge ovation from this crowd! Vince McMahon now right up to Jeff Jarrett and in the mans face!! Whether you like Vince or not he's defending our great company from people like The Jarrett's!! Vince now and Jeff exchanging harsh words and WAIT!!! Jarrett rears back his guitar to hit Vince with it but Vince blocks it and grabs it out of Jeff's hands!!! Vince McMahon just countered that, taking the guitar off The Chosen One and now Jarrett is incencesed!!! Jarrett now right in Vince's face here these two are about to go at it, Vince now has the guitar, he's rearing back to hit Jarrett BUT NO!!! Vince spins around at the last second and MY GOD TAKE'S BRET HARTS HEAD OFF that guitar just smashed into smithereens not to mention The Hitman's skull!!!! OH MY GOD!!! and now Bret is unconscious on the mat from that shot as now Vince McMahon tells Jeff Jarrett to hook up the FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!!! and Jarrett locks it in, Vince is screaming into Bret's face through all the bits of the broken guitar and Bret can't tap because he is absolutely unconscious and the referee is calling off the match and Damn It!! Bret The Hitman Hart has lost to Jeff Jarrett!!
[Mene Gene]
I cannot believe what I'm seeing as now Jeff Jarrett releases the hold and stands up to Vince McMahon, these two men hate each other!! Vince now though takes Jeff Jarrett's arm and raises it along with his in the air above Bret Hart's broken body!! OH MY GOD!! I can't believe what we are witnessing! I thought these two men hated each other!
[JR]
They may well still do but It's just beginning to click, this could be Vince McMahon's revenge, last year it was Bret The Hitman Hart who returned to WWE Sadistic's 2nd Birthday at this event and beat the hell out of Vince McMahon!! and this year we got the impression that Vince was coming out here to attack Jeff Jarrett after all this NWA TNA advertisement and all the names he had been calling him, how Jeff has dragged Vince's name through the mud since he left the WWE over three years ago! But instead Vince McMahon attacks Bret Hart and this crowd doesn't like it one damn bit!!! This has been a screw job as Vince and Jeff are still parading over Bret, this stinks!!!! We'll see you next year on the 4th birthday of WWE Sadistic folks!!! Take Care and Good night!