King: Welcome to Raw people!, tonight the Undertaker will wrestle in his first match as the Undisputed Champion, against Stone Cold Steve Austin. Thats the main event here tonight, and im sure if Stone Cold were to win tonight, he'd be in line for a title shot or a number one contenders match at least!
JR: Yes I guess so, but him not showing up last week didnt go down to well with Hogan last week I heard!. But yes you are right, a very good opportunity for Stone Cold. Speaking of opportunities, what about the European title match, Shane Douglas defends his title against Scott Steiner. After the way he destroyed Cactus Jack and Goldust last week, we may see a new European champion!
King: That was a very scary debut from Big Poppa Pump!. The other tow matches tonight, Christiand and Test will be trying to get big wins, for their team and country when Christian faces Taz and Test faces Kane! I know we aint meant to be talking about the Smackdown brand but did you see Vince McMahon last week?. He said he was going to give Hollywood Hulk Hogan.... OUR BOSS... a lesson on how to run a show!
JR: Yes I did hear the Smackdown owner Vince McMahon go on about a lesson for Hogan. The Smackdown beat this show last week by 2 clean points in the Tv ratings!.
King: I know it's depressing aint it JR!, But not to worry Ric Flair is gonna help Hogan, because everybody knows.... RIC FLAIR EQUALS RATINGS!
Jr: Yeah but what the hell does Flair have up his sleeves?. What ever it is, for the shows sake I hope it works!!!
[The scene goes to parking lot, we see Jonathan Coachman standing waiting for someone, then Kurt Angle walks past. Coach runs up to him and stops him.]
Coach: Kurt... wait... Kurt Angle, we havent seen you in a while, where have you been?
Kurt: Well Im afriad my brother Eric, had fallen ill, and I had to go spend time with him and my family!. Hell I shouldnt have to answer to you Jonathan!
Coach: Im sorry Kurt, I didnt mean to be nosey, when can we expect you back in the ring on the Raw brand?
Kurt: well that's why Im here, Im going to see Hollywood Hulk Hogan now to talk about that, you see this show has been missing something... its been missing....
[Just then a white car comes speeding right beside Angle and Coachman, it brakes, the wheels screach as the brakes are applied. Angle cant believe someone would have the nerve to interrupt his interview. Angle walks over to the driver door, you cant see in through the windows because they are tinted. Kurt Angle knocks on the window, the window roles down. Kurt looks through the window and we see Rhyno. Kurt looks confused, he steps back as Rhyno gets out of the car. Rhyno takes out a sports bag and throws it over his shoulder. Rhyno slams the car door and put the alarm on. He brages past Kurt, brushing shoulders with him. Angle grabs him on the back and spins him around]
Kurt: Hold on just a second....
Rhyno: And why the hell should I?
[Kurt's face is full of disgust]
Kurt: Listen �BUDDY' I don't know who the hell you are, but you don't just speed past Kurt Angle, interrupt his interview then have the nerve to push me aside... I mean.. WHERE ARE YOUR GOLD MEDALS? HUH!
Rhyno: My gold medals... I don't have any...
Kurt: EXACTLY, so don't..
Rhyno: Im not finished yet.... You wanna know who I am? Im the Man Beast, I was the last EVER Extreme Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Champion of the World, Im RHYNO!
[E C Dub chants fill the arena, the crowd is loving this!. Rhyno walks off into the building not looking back at Kurt or Jonathan Coachman]
Kurt: Can you believe that guy? He cant talk to me like that. You wanted to know when Im coming back Coach? NEXT WEEK!
[Kurt storms of and enters the arena, the scene goes to ringside]
JR: Rhyno is in WWE Sadistic King!, business just picked up!
King: Yeah but did you see the way he treated Kurt Angle? Sish, I mean where are Rhyno's Gold Medals Jr? Where are they.... he aint got any!. EC what was he on about HA HA.
JR: W king.... ECW!. Looks like were about to get things started with our first match of the evening!
European Championship
Shane Douglas (C) Vs Scott Steiner (No.1 cont)
(( Weeeeeeeer Waaaaaaaaa Weeeeeeeeeer Waaaaaaaaa - BIG POPPA PUMP ))
[Big Poppa Pump strolls out with a pair of shades on he gets to the edge of the ramp, and shows off his physique. Steiner then walks down to ringside, slides under the ring. Once in the ring he climbs the turnbuckles and shows of �the largest arms in the world'.]
(( FRANCHISE........ ))
[Shane Douglas walks from behind the curtains, he has the European title strapped around his waist. Douglas marches down to the ring and shakes his finger at Steiner telling him he aint taking the belt. Douglas gets in the ring, takes the strap off, but Steiner doesnt wait, he charges at Douglas, and nails him with a clothesline. The referee picks up the Euro title and shows that the match is for the belt, he then hands it to the time keeper]
King: Hee hee! I guess Steiner couldnt wait any longer!, Steiner continues the beat down with some high impact stomps to Douglas' right shoulder. Steiner uses the ropes to increase the magnitude of the impact, referee Nick Patrick is not happy about that, he gives Steiner a warning. Steiner not happy about that, and gets in the face of Patrick. Turn around Steiner... Douglas with a STANDING DROP KICK to Steiner, Douglas quickly picks him back up, and backs him into the corner. Douglas with some vicious SHOULDER BARGES to Steiner's gut... Douglas with a series of FOUR shoulder barges.. Steiner falls to the mat 1.....2.... Steiner kicks out, Douglas was hoping for a quick match I think?!. Douglas gets back up, and awaits Steiner to get to his feet. Douglas goes for a clothesline... MISSES... Steiner connects with a NECKBREAKER. Steiner with a hook of the leg... 1.....2... Douglas with a shoulder up. Steiner is complaining to Nick Patrick yelling at him, telling him it was a 3 count Patrick thinks otherwise!.Scott Steiner bounces off the ropes... Douglas ducked down... Steiner into opposite ropes... Douglas goes for back body drop... Steiner saw it coming.... FACE BUSTER!. Douglas is on the mat here, but Steiner isn't covering? Listen I understand Steiner is new to the WWE, but did WCW do things different or something?.
JR: He knows exactly what he's doing King! Look at him, Steiner has started to take off the padding off, exposing the metal turnbuckle underneath. What a cheat!, Douglas is getting up after that devastating face buster, Nick Patrick has noticed what Steiner has been doing... he pulls Steiner off and starts to tie the padding back on.... LOW BLOW to Douglas, Steiner had it all planned out. Scott Steiner goes for the cover... Steiner shouts at Patrick who was still sorting out the padding... Patrick counts the fall... not like this ...1........2.... DOUGLAS kicked out!. Steiner is irrate, he's having a go at Patrick saying he was slow to count the fall, Douglas is up, he spins Steiner around. Hooks up.... SUPLEX!!. Shane Douglas with a school boy roll up 1.....2..... No Steiner didnt stay down for that 3!. Douglas charges at Steiner, goes for a clothesline... Steiner turns it into his own manoeuver.... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. WOW the ring shock with the shear force of that!. Steiner goes for the cover.. no wait he's not... he's going for his finisher the STEINER RECLINER!!.... No Douglas wont allow him to lock it in... Douglas is out of the manouver, Steiner goes for an irish whip into that exposed turnbuckle!, Douglas.. reverses it! STEINER GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL... Steiner comes out from the corner..Douglas is waiting.... PITTSBURGH PLUNGE MINUS THE CHAIRS!!!. Douglas hooks the leg 1......2......3.! Douglas retains the title!
The Fink: The winner.... and STILL WWE European Champion...'The Franchise' Shane Douglas!
King: Wow that was some match JR, Steiner tried everything dirty trick in the book!....
[The scene changes to backstage where we see Ric Flair walking through the hall way, he is on a mobile phone]
King: And there's the guy who wrote that book... the Dirtiest Player in the Game... Ric Flair!
Flair: Man this is gonna be off the charts, and not one damn sole knows what I have planned?..... You want me to tell you what.... The Nature Boy's WHOOOOOO Master plan is?. No WAY, how long you going to be? And come in the back way, I don't want anyone to see you....
[As Flair is talking we see someone wearing a red and yellow leather jacket. Hogan walks into the shot]
Flair: Look I gotta go man, yeah see you later...... Whooooo!.
[Flair puts the mobile in his inside pocket]
Flair: Hollywood, nice to see you on this great night!.
Hogan: Wish I could say the same about you Flair... now I don't know what you have in-store for the show tonight, but I've let you do what ever you need to do.... BUT that doesnt mean I trust you! Who was that on the phone is that your so called master plan dude?
Flair: Maybe, like I said no one knows but me, and that's the way its going to be until I execute my master plan.
Hogan: Just don't try anything funny FLAIR!.
[Hogan walks off leaving Flair with a huge smile on his face, he then picsk out his mobile against and starts dailing]
Flair: Yes Hello... this is Ric Flair, Im just phoning to make sure my items I sent to you for cleaning will be with me soon?..... Within the hour, thank you very much..... Ill make sure you get a good tip. Thanks again
[The scene goes back to ringside]
JR: What the Flair is phoning a laundry for, why's he need more clothes for tonight?
King: Well he wants a fresh suit to look the part for his master plan of course! You really don't have a clue do you!
One on One
Kane Vs Test
(( BOOM......Slow Chemical - Finger Eleven))
[Kane walks out from behind the curtains, he adjusts his glove as he walks out on stage. He is wearing his new gear he showed off earlier in the week. Kane walks down to the ring, climbs up onto the apron, then steps over the top rope. He walks up to the referee, to freak him out. Kane then walks to the middle of the ring... raises his arms, and sends them crashing down, as he does that a red pyro's shoots up from each of the turnbuckles]
(( TEST TEST.... THIS IS A TEST.....))
[Test walks out waving an upside down American Flag. Test walks down to the ring, bringing the flag really seems to have pissed Kane off. Test walks up the steps, still waving the flag.]
JR: WOW, Kane not even letting Test get into the ring, I guess that flag was just too much for Kane. Kane now hammering away with some powerful right hands to Test in the corner of the ring. Kane walks over to the opposite corner.. Kane charges at him... TEST SLIPPED OUT OF THE RING!. Kane hits the turnbuckle.. Tes drags Kane out of the ring. So much for in ring action!. Test now nailing Kane, punching is forehead, the referee starts the count. Test backs him up against the barrier. CLOTHESLINE INTO THE barrier, Kane holding his chest, looks to be in a lot of pain. What the hell is test doing he's pulling the ringside matting up? What a stupid moron!. Referee is up to a 7 count, Test gets up... rolls back into the ring.. then rolls out, making the referee start again. WHAM... CLOTHESLINE TO TEST. That gave enough time for Kane to recoup!. Kane gets Test to his feet, he picks him... RAMS HIM INTO RINGPOST!. I SWEAR THAT RING JUST MOVE CLOSER TO US! Kane rolls Test into the ring, Kane now climbs over the top rope and into the ring. Both men up now, Kane reaches for Test...., SCOOP SLAM by Kane... Kane off the ropes.. RUNNING ELBOW, hook of the leg 1......2.... No test got his shoulder up cleanly there. Both men back up, Test grabs Kane, locks up... NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX.... INTO THE BRIDGE! 1.....2.... Kane gets out of the move. Test keeps Kane grounded, and starts hammering away at his right knee, smart move if you ask me. Keep the big man down, not that test is a midget! Test now with a series of elbow drops on Kane's knee. Test pulls Kane closer to the ropes.. he rests the knee on the ropes. TEST JUST JUMPED ON KANE's KNEE!. The referee is giving Test a warning about that. Test with the cover1......2... NO.. KANE got a shoulder up.
King: What a match this is turning out to be, both men back up, they lock up, each man using their strength to push the other... Test with a cheap shot at Kane. Test backs Kane into the ropes... IRISH WHIP into the ropes.... CLOTHESLINE from Kane. HA HA that back fired!. Kane picks Test up, picks... builds momentum... WALKING SIDE WALK SLAM!!!. Kane hooks a leg 1....2.... Nope, not enough to keep Test down, but Test is hurting pretty bad from that move. Where's Kane going here?... Kane climbing the turnbuckle, he's crouched up on the turnbuckle, he's just waiting for test to get up,.... Test don't get up... or at least don't turn around!... KANE FLY'S!!!!.... Kane with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE off the turnbuckle. Test I did try to warn you... Kane makes the cover 1......2..... NO, what? What does Kane need to do, to win this match huh?. Test is rolling out of the ring here.. whats he up to?. He's got the ring bell, but the referee has seen him and stops him coming in with the chair... wait Storm and Christian are coming down the ramp with chairs in hand! Kane doesn't see them... CON-CHAIRTOO to KANE!. Kane falls to the floor...Storm and Christian smile.... KANE JUST SAT UP!!!!. KANE JUST SAT UP AFTER THE CON-CHAIR TOO. HA HA look at Storm and Christian leave the ring... Test Back in the ring, minus the chair.... BIG BOOT TO KANE... Test with the cover 1.....2......3!
Winner via pinfall..... TEST!
JR: God damn those Un-Americans!. If it werent for Storm and christian Kane would have finished Test off, and you know it!. One things for sure, I cant see the problems between Kane and Test disappearing soon!.
[The Hulkatron comes on, we see a security guard, with his full gear on. Bullet proof chest, a side arm, a protective helmet... the LOT. Hand cuffed to him is a some sort of carry case. The guard walks up to a door, and knocks on it. The door opens and we see Arn Aderson at the door]
Guard: Special Delivery for a Mr. Ric Flair
Arn Anderson: yeah he's inside... come on in, he'll sign for the goods.
[The camera follows the guard in, but Anderson closes the door]
JR: I guess Flair's items are here from the cleaning place? So do you still think Flair had a suit cleaned for the plan?. I guess is an expensive suit for a security guard to bring it huh?
King: Ummm..... ahhhh... well.... You know Ric... always Stylin and Profylin!
One on One
Taz vs Christian
((( UnAmericans - Christian )))
JR : What a match this is going to be, both men are definately not favourites with the crowd, but Taz will most certainly be the most popular man in this match, Christian damn disrespectful flying our American flag out here upside down wearing that damn UnAmerican shirt aswell just complete disrespect for our country!
((( Thug Superstar - Just Another VICTIM! )))
King : Here comes someone I never thought I'd root for in a match, It's Taz! America's Brooklyn Street Thug and he's here to kick some UnAmerican Ass!
JR : Taz walking down the aisle and NO WAIT from behind that's Lance Storm with a Garbage Can and he puts t over Taz, Taz loses sight for a second and pulls the garbage can half of himself turning around at the same time and WHACK!! Super Kick to the garbage can straight in Taz's face!
King : Haha they may be UnAmerican but that was funny! No Look here comes The Franchise! and he has a Steel and Lance Storm is unaware CHAIR TO THE BACK!! Douglas helping Taz there what the hell is that all about? They are set to start the best of five series very soon, but a tremendous amount of respect to be seen here! Christian now coming out of the ring and going after Douglas but a mass of officials running down here to stop the carnage, Douglas and Storm being escorted backstage, they both want to tear each other apart looks like! The match hasnt even started yet! Christian now bending down to pick up Taz but Taz pushes the garbage can into Christian's face and now gets to his feet and sets up Christian WRIST CLUTCH SUPLEX onto the garbage can! The Garbage can is destroyed now and Taz gets the chair and waits for Christian to get up but the referee takes away the chair and the crowd boo! Taz now backs Christian back towards the ring and it could get underway officialy here!
JR : Christian into the ring now and Taz rolls in and the ref rings the bell to start this match, Christian elbow drops Taz as he gets into the ring under the ropes, Christian now a few stomps and he stands over Taz and Christian points at his unAmerican shirt he's wearing the crowd giving off some real heat here, Christian now down on Tazz into a Bull Sleeper just a blatant choke on Tazz but the referee hasnt noticed, that's a damn choke! Tazz though close to the ropes, grabbing the bottom rope and pulling himself up from the sleeper.
King : Blatant Choke? Ironic seing as Tazz's finisher is just a Choke Hold, It's a Bar Choke he just likes to call a Tazmission. Tazz now up elbows to Christians gut but Christian downstairs with the knee and now a Special Christian Snapmare! That was great, Christian knows what he's doing in the ring just a shame of his Anti American views! Christian now on the ground this time going for Tazz's leg and he is trying to turn him over into what looks like yes it is SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB taking a leaf or should we say a maple leaf out of his buddy Lance Storm's book right there a devastating submission will Tazz tap out to this? It's a cruciying submission and he's nowhere near the ropes, it's in the middle of the ring but now Taz onto his hands in the press up position and he manages to swing himself around with such momentum and kicking his free leg into Christian's head! a modified version of the enziguri there by Taz, a very Innovative manouevre. Taz now getting back to his feet as is Christian.
JR : Taz and Christian slogging it out rights and lefts to each other this has had the makings of a Hardcore Match right here! Christian has Taz reeling two stern punches ina row, here comes a third, Taz ducks and now behind Christian TAZMISSION!! Tazz has the TAZZMISSION locked on Christian and Christian's arms thrashing around in the air and he accidently knocks the referee down! Christian now LOW BLOW huge mule kick into the unmentionables of Tazz and the ref now dizzy taking a knockdown but he missed the LOW BLOW! Christian now from behind REVERSE BACKBREAKER DDT on Tazz! that took it out of Taz Reverse DDT driving the back into his knee and now Christian into the cover 1..........2..........Taz kicks out! I swear that was going to be all she wrote folks! Christian cant believe that he thought he had him there, now Christian pulling up Taz and he's setting up for what looks like could be The Unprettier, He has Taz in position but Taz breaks free and TAZMISSION!! TAZMISSION to Christian and Christian brought down to the mat Christian has it syntched in....Christian now is going limps and his face going red...HE TAPS...Christian Taps! Taz beats Christian!
The Winner : TAZ!
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INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS JERICHO!!
[We go backstage after the Taz / Christian match, the fans begin to boo as they see Chris Jericho standing next to the Coach]
Coach : Chris Jericho last week on RAW you.....
Jericho : SHUT THE HELL UP COACHMAN, This is Monday Night Jericho JACKASS!!, none of these ASSCLOWNS are here to listen to you oh Heeeeeell No, They are here to listen to me Chris Jericho, Larger Than Life, Living Legend so all you need to do is stand there like the Retarded Chimp from Kansas that you are, hold the microphone up to my legendary lips and listen along with all the Hulkamorons on what The King.....of the World has got to say JERKY!
Coach : With all due respect Chris Jericho, my job is to interview you, not for you to interview yourself, you requested this time.
Jericho : What you gonna do about it huh? I'm The King of the World!
(Coach is taller than Y2J and starts to stand on his tip toes to Y2J and the crowd begin to laugh and Jericho isn't happy, Jericho goes on his tip toes now but is still smaller and the crowd laugh and so does Coach but Jericho is livid, he unstraps the IC Title now and sticks it against Coach's nose and begins to speak again)
Jericho : Listen you pompeous son of a bitch, you had better respect Chris Jericho, I'm The King of the World and better still i'm your WWE Inter-Continental Champion! I get no respect from anyone, no wrestlers respect Chris Jericho, none of the fans respected Chris Jericho, hell even dumb worthless minimum wage earning journalists like you and Mike Boyd disrespect Chris Jericho, I'm the Champion, I'm a Living Legend and incase you didn't know JACKOFF I am the one and only KING OF THE WORLD!
(Jericho then marches off and Coach smiles as he leaves and begins to chuckle to himself, further suggesting people dont take Chris Jericho seriously or in Chris Jericho's view dont give him any respect or take him seriously enough, The camera then starts to follow Y2J as he walks away and walking around the corner comes Ric Flair)
Jericho : The Nature Boy WHOOOOOO!! How's it goin' Jerky, How's the family? Is Dwayne's wrestling career coming on good?
Flair : My son's called David Chris
Jericho : Your son is called David Chris? You mean he's called David Flair which would make more sense because your name is Ric Flair 78 time World Champion Whooooo!!
Flair : Yeah that's right, hey Jericho I can't speak right now I have business to attend to...
Jericho : Woah Woah Woah what's all this commotion about your little surprise Flair? Tell me Tell me Tell me Tell me Tell me
Flair : No sorry Chris you'll find out soon enough and it is going to rock the foundations of the RAW brand!
Jericho : Please Tell me!! TELL ME!!
Flair : Ummm...Whooooooo!! Ok basically what's gonna happen Chris is...(Flair then starts to whisper the rest in Y2J's ear and Y2J begins to smile)
Jericho : Wow that's gonna be something Flair! Whoooooooo!!
(cuts back to ringside)
JR : What the hell is it? What is he talking about? What has Flair got planned?
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MAIN EVENT
Non -Title
One on One
Undertaker (UND) Vs Stone Cold
JR : It's Main Event Time Folks! and this one should be SlobberKnocker City!
King : We still don't know what Flair's surprise is yet! so this could turn out good JR!!
JR : Flair is probably just blagging King, We are talking about Ric Flair here!
((( I'M AN AMERICAN BAD ASS! )))
The WWE Undisputed World Champion walks out now with the Title belt around his waist wearing a Red Devil Shirt and a pair of black pants with the Deadman Inc logo on it. The fans are cheering him as he walks down to the ring and climbs in and salutes the crowd...
((( **SMASH** THE RATTLESNAKE - STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN )))
Here comes Stone Cold Steve Austin now and he's getting boo'd out of the building after his turn on Shawn Michaels and his comments earlier concerning the fans of the WWE, he stays at the top of the aisle and stares at The Undertaker and paces around a little as Undertaker challenges him to come down to the ring and Austin now tears a Keep Off! sign off the guard rail and flips off a fan and then runs towards the ring with the sign and slides in the ring and were underway!
JR : Austin now with that sign but staright into Taker with that huge soup bone knocking down The Rattlesnake, he used to be my best friend that man! Austin now gets back up only to get another knockdown from The Undertaker! Austin back up again and now straight into a Powerslam by The Deadman, Taker following down with an elbow drop and now hitting the ropes and coming back with a Leg Drop! Undertaker covers Austin 1..........2.........Austin just kicks out, quick start by The Undisputed Champion and now look Austin rolls out of the ring to get some space away from The Phenom!
King : Austin isn't stupid he knows if he stays in there he'll get so angry he'll end up hurting The Undertaker badly and that wouldnt be good for the RAW brand!
JR : Ah that's BS Austin's scared of The Undertaker but look here comes The Undertaker out of the ring backwards over the top rope and he's staring at Austin, Austin now flips off The Undertaker and swings a right hand but Taker blocks and comes back with of all things a Headbutt! Taker dominating this match completely and now he pulls Austin up but Austin back with a knee to the gut and he Irish whips The Undertaker into the ringpost and Undertaker dizzy his head hitting that steel post as Austin now grabs The long hair of The Undertaker and bashes it at the post again and once more three times before rolling him back inside the ring!
King : Austin will dominate from now on, It was just a matter of time JR! Austin kicks away at Undertaker's stomach and chest as he lies on his back by the ropes and Austin this is your line JR, STOMPING A MUDHOLE in The Undertaker and WALKIN' IT DRY! Austin now propping Undertaker up against the turnbuckles taunting The Undertaker by throwing his arm in the air! but Taker grabs Austin by the neck and reverses him into the corner and now the fight is well and truly on! Austin getting pummeled rights and lefts from The Undertaker knocking lumps into Austin and finishing with a huge right hand, Taker now Irish whip across the ring and Austin's back nailing the turnbuckles with velocity as Taker runs in with a Huge Clothesline! Austin now reeling and Undertaker grabs Austin now GOOZLE!! but Austin grabs the top rope and Undertaker cant lift Austin up for a Chokeslam and Austin kicks to Takers left patella breaking the hold and Austin now looking for it KICK TO GUT STUNNE....No...Undertaker with a beautiful counter with The Back Suplex! Both men down now and the referee starts to count both men out!
JR : Ref is up to four and both men are down now moving up to six both men still spread eagled now up to eight and wait Austin and The Undertaker both sat up at the same time! and both men to their feet and they are hammering each other relentlessly and Undertaker winning the brawl now and now Undertaker Irish Whip to Austin, Austin hits the ropes BIG BOOT by The Undertaker! that may have taken the last bit out of Stone Cold Steve Austin! Undertaker now doing his cut throat pose Signalling for what could be a Tombstone by The American Bad Ass! Stone Cold Steve Austin now to his feet and Undertaker lifts him up, but Austin escapes down the back of Undertaker he turns Taker around kick to the gut by Austin and now Austin what the hell he's looking to Powerbomb The Undertaker? He's trying to use The Last Ride come on he cant do this what an insult it would be! Austin can't lift him and Undertaker with the BACKDROP! Taker now walks over to Austin who is down on the mat and GOOZLE!! he pulls Austin up by the neck and he is looking for a Choke Slam here! But Austin breaks the grip with a kick to the gut and STONE COLD STUNNER!!
King : What a counter for a Choke Slam! And Austin into the cover 1.........2...........3 he got him, Stone Cold Steve Austin just pinned the WWE Undisputed Champion JR!!
Winner : Stone Cold Steve Austin
JR : Well Folks that's the end of the show, I guess Ric Flair was just lying about his master plan to help improve the RAW ratings
King : That's right Ric Flair had a plan to save Raw and we didn't see it unless we did and we don't know abou.....
((( WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! )))
JR : Here he comes but we have no time left folks what is he doing?
King : That's right our 2 hours show is complete we gotta cut him off
[Ric Flair]
Woah Woah Woah Taker, Stone Cold hold up in that ring dont bother fighting each other just listen along with all these Hulkamorons with with what I've got to say! (Booo) I have pulled out all the stops guys, that match you just saw wasn't the Main Event! Whoooooo!! The REAL DEAL is coming up in just a second, It cost me an arm and a leg but I bought myself 15 minutes more time from TNN to broadcast RAW for a little longer to work my little surprise that is going to help boost the RAW ratings! That's right you two guys in the ring better get ready because you are involved in my plan, you are the first two people involved in my plan, you are the first two people involved in the 15 minute, no make that now 13 minute BATTLE ROYAL MATCH!! every 30 seconds a wrestler will come down this aisle and join the match and folks here is number three out of the eight participants entered have a good match guys...
((( CHRISTIAN!!! --- CHRISTIAN!! )))
King : So what Flair is saying is he is having a Battle Royal? This RAW has been extended 15 minutes what the hell is it about?
JR : Has he just made this match for his enjoyment? I cant see how its going to improve the ratings and what's on the line? What does the winner get?
King : I guess we'll find out but look here comes Christian running down the aisle but Undertaker now cheap shot to Stone Cold and they are brawling away here! but Christian in and helping Stone Cold double team The Undertaker! Undertaker knockdown to Christian but Austin back elbow smash and Christian back up and goes back to work helping Austin again!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..0.......((( BIG POPPA PUMP )))
JR : Here comes Scott Steiner now maybe he'll give some help to The Undertaker he certainly needs it right now getting double teamed by Austin and Christian! Steiner is in now and he;s pulled Christian away and now it's Steiner and Christian and Austin and Undertaker, Steiner rights and lefts to Christian and now Christian reeling against the ropes Steiner runs at Christian Clothesline over the top rope! Christian is Eliminated by Scott Steiner!
**Christian Eliminated**
JR : Undertaker now with a Powerslam on Stone Cold Steve Austin and now Undertaker against the ropes after that Powerslam and across the ring runs Steiner but Undertaker shoots out with some momentum I didnt think he had left in him and knocks him down...
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1.......((( SHANE DOUGLAS )))
King : Here comes The Franchise...
[Ric Flair]
(still on the stage)
Hey come on speed this damn Rumble up we have only got nine minutes left here! We gotta end the show cos we got some crappy Late Night Talk Show straight on after RAW and we will get cut off air if we aint finished come on lets just get another guy out here...
((( #### TEST TEST THIS IS A TEST #### )))
JR : Ric Flair aint beating around the bush here, look here comes Test and he's into the ring we get 5 men in their now, Douglas, Test, Steiner, Undertaker and Stone Cold! Test and Douglas the two freshest entries going at it here and now Steiner and The Undertaker as Austin takes a small breather! Undertaker now GOOZLE on Steiner! CHOKE SLAM!! but now Austin runs at Undertaker LOU THESZ PRESS and right hands to The Deadman, Shane Douglas now in a fist fight with Test but Test thumb to the eye and a swinging neckbreaker!
[Ric Flair]
No Countdown, No Nothing, Time is a Virtue, Entry Number Seven get your ass out here now!!!
((( THUG SUPERSTAR - TAZ )))
King : It's Taz he beat Christian earlier and he's into the ring and he's attacking Test! Helping Shane Douglas what's this all about and now Douglas helping out Taz Double Suplex on Test! Six Men in the ring and Steiner getting back up from The Choke Slam and now Austin grabs him Kick...STUNNER!!! Steiner gets planted with such velocity his momentum takes him over the top rope!
**Steiner has been eliminated!**
King : We still got one more entry left....But look the five wrestlers we have left all seem to be changing their directions to The Undertaker, Shane Douglas, Taz, Test and Stone Cold know that if they can eliminate Undertaker they have a sound chance of winning this match! The big man is holding on for dear life The Undisputed Champion holding onto the ropes trying not to be pushed over by the other four guys....
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1...0.........((( THE FIRE STILL BURNS - KANE )))
JR : Here comes Kane! The last entry is he here to help his Older brother or to eliminate his brother? Kane under the bottom rope and now picking off Test and Taz and now Austin as Undertaker elbow smashes Douglas, Kane now Powerslam to Taz and now Huge uppercut to Test, Undertaker Clothesline knockdown on Austin and a GOOZLE on Douglas but Douglas breaks free with kicks to the knee, European and Undisputed Champions fighting it out here on RAW! Kane and Undertaker now stare at each other over the four bodies down on the mat and acknowledge each other they seem to be together again! on the same page!
[Ric Flair]
(on stage still)
Come on guys five more minutes is all we have if there is no eliminations in the next minute or so....no forget that, BOYS GO GET EM'
King : What's he talking about?
JR : LOOK KING!! Through The Crowd it's Sabu we haven't seen him in months! and who's that with him? It's Leviathan he was in OVW King and he's now with Sabu! They are over the barriers and into the ring and they are attacking the guys that are down on the mat and Kane and Undertaker are looking on, Sabu now up top TRIPLE MOONSAULT on Taz! Leviathan with a SPINEBUSTER on Douglas, Sabu now and Leviathan pulling up Taz and they toss him over the ropes, surely that aint fair! and now they do the same to Shane Douglas, Douglas and Taz have a feud with each other, best of five series destined to be a cracker but tonight they have been victims of the return of Sabu and the debut of Leviathan! Kane and Undertaker have just been watching what was happening there and didnt move a muscle but now Sabu and Leviathan lock eyes with The Brothers of Destruction! and the fight is on!! Test and Stone Cold slowly getting up in the corners! Sabu and Leviathan arent even legally part of this Rumble Match!
King : Kane and Undertaker now just in a brawl, Kane now getting the upper hand over Leviathan and clotheslines him over the ropes and now Undertaker eventually manages to knockdown Sabu and kick him out of the ring! this might not be over, Sabu and Leviathan have made an impact! but look Douglas and Taz fighting them up the aisle now and they are battling to the backstage area past Flair who is standing in the aisle still with a microphone!!
[Ric Flair]
THREE MINUTES thats all thats left guys! Finish it now FINISH THE DAMN MATCH!!
JR : Wow what the hell is going on? Whats this match for anyway? Ric Flair has let power go to his head! but WOW look Test runs across the ring and BIG BOOT to The Undisputed Champion sending him over the top rope! Now it's down to three! Kane, Test and Stone Cold Steve Austin! Test just eliminated The Undertaker! but he turns around after taunting out of the ring to Undertaker to a STONE COLD STUNNER!! and Test drops down to the mat he didn't go over the ropes like Steiner did! Austin now turns around to look for Kane but he gets grasped straight into a GOOZLE!!! and now Kane lifts up Austin CHOKE SLAM over the top rope!!! Kane just Choke Slammed Austin over the top rope to the floor! Were down to just Kane and Test here, Test Eliminated Kane's brother The Undertaker! and the heat in this UnAmerican Farce is Intesne this will boil over here, Kane now pulling up Test who is limp from The Stunner and he's kicked Test in the gut, Kane might be going for The Undertaker's finisher The Last Ride he's going to Last Ride Test over the top rope!!!! an ALL American Move Stick it too him!!! Kane just about to lift Test now and win this Battle Royal....
[Ric Flair]
WOAH STOP RIGHT THERE KANE!! You know we only have One Minute left by my watch so I better make this short and sweet, I set this match up tonight and I said it would help improve RAW ratings and Improve the popularity of the show well you know what I think we have achieved it in this 15 minutes because you two men in the ring YOUR BOTH WINNERS, That's right because WHOOOO!! That's right WHOOOOOO!!! Arn Anderson would you come out here please and reward these two men with the prize of being THE NEW WHOOOO!!! WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
JR : WHAT? Thats what Flair had cleaned.... a new suit you fool King!
KING : TAG TITLES?
*Arn Anderson walks out with both The Tag Team Titles in a box he walks to the ring and pushes the box into the ring and Kane takes out the Tag Team Titles and the crowd are going banana's he turns around after picking them out of the box and WHAM across the ring runs Test and BIG BOOT knocking Kane down to the mat! Test now picks up his Tag Team Title and drops the other one across Kane's broken body, as the camera goes to Ric Flair who is smiling on the stage! What will Hogan make of this? What will the Introduction of the Tag Titles Mean to RAW? and how can the Champions Test and Kane Co-Exist? Find out next week on RAW!*
Battle Royal Winners : TEST AND KANE! New Tag Team Champions
OOC Message from Stu
Just like to say thanks to me and Chris for doing a kick ass set of results, and especially for doing the battle royal!. So what did you guys think? Bet you didnt see that comming huh?. Would really appreciate your thoughts about these results on ooc board., personally I thought it was a wicked storyline me and chris came up with. One last thing well done Raw brand 7 out of 8 rpers.... thats not a bad thing.... thats a good things :D.!