8th March 2004
][ Raw starts with a video package showing highlights from a few matches in the past weeks, the show�s music is played over the top. We then go live to the arena, where a display of pyro�s are set off to get the show going. We go to the Raw commentary table where Lawler and the Coach are sat ][
King: It�s Raw time again guys WHOOO! What a night we have lined up tonight, After an amazing match last week for Credible�s Hardcore title Brock Lesnar and Justin Credible will face each other again, in a tag team match. On Credible�s team is the People�s champion the Rock. The Rock very vocal about his first win in a month last week and hopes to get to Mania being un-defeated! On Lesnar�s side is none other than one half of the tag team champions Kurt Angle!
Coach: A match order by Vince McMahon will see Booker T going one on one with the strongest man in the world, Mark Henry, and with Theodore Long by his side it�s going to be one hell of a roller coaster�. Believe dat playa!
King: Then in the main event for the first time in two years Chris Jericho will be wrestling on Raw! Chris Jericho announced his jump to this brand last week on Smackdown, should make things very interesting over here on this brand!
Match 1
Test vs Batista
Coach: Were back now folks and gearing up for a match between two young studs of the RAW brand. The Sadistic Sovereign Batista and Test!
King: Well this match was ordered by Mr. McMahon tonight and if he has ordered a match then he obviously wants something solved in this ring!
Coach: Test is already in the ring pacing up and down waiting for Batista here. Well Test was Chavo Guerrero�s replacement at No Way Out for the Tag Team Titles match and Test ticked Batista off that night and ever since. I wouldn�t like to be Test tonight!
King: No me neither!
((( BATISTA! � Sadistic Sovereign )))
Coach: Batista is making his way to the ring now and these fans are going crazy for him. He really has become a crowd favourite in his short time here on RAW. Batista now throws up his arms and roars as he makes his way down the aisle and slides into the ring to face off against Test. This should be a great bout...
((( NO CHANCE IN HELL!! )))
King: What? Why is McMahon�s music playing? The bell was about to ring for the start of this match but now look there is Mr. McMahon. He ordered this match to take place and now he doesn�t look too eager for it to start because he�s interrupted it before it even got under way!
Coach: Quiet he has a microphone
Fans : ASSHOLE!!! ASSHOLE!!!
[Mr. McMahon]
Just shut the hell up and respect your boss would you? Call me an Asshole all you want but just remember I�m the man that brought Chris Jericho to Smackdown! I�m the man that brought you a Triple Cage Match at No Way Out! I am the man that booked the first match for Wrestlemania last week Christian and Jericho one on one! I give you people what you want! But that�s not why I�m here. I�m out here to give you something that YOU DONT WANT! Because quite frankly you don�t respect anything that I do for the WWE fans so why should I care! Just like none of you respect any of the athletes here on RAW! And that goes for both men in that ring right now! But I�m not here to talk about you Test. I�m here to talk to Batista, The Sadistic Sovereign of RAW! A real gem, a diamond in the rough of the RAW brand! As much as these people cheer you Dave, they have no respect for you at all! Sure you might love these people, but they don�t love you, they don�t respect you. They see you as nothing more than a laughing stock! A joke! You have had so many opportunities here on RAW but have failed miserably every single time! But that is about to change. These fans are not going to see you anymore after tonight, you wont ever be on RAW again because Dave Batista you are TRANSFERED!!!
Coach: Transfered?! I thought he was about to get the pink slip!
[Mr. McMahon]
That�s right. Your not respected here on RAW but over on Smackdown you will be! The Smackdown fans are a lot more knowledgeable than the RAW fans. They will give you a second chance and you will become a bigger star than you ever will here on RAW. That is the reason Batista I have chosen you as the man that moves to Smackdown as part of the deal of Chris Jericho going to RAW! I have thought it over and decided that you are the man that can stop Evolution in there tracks on Smackdown, you are man enough to do it! And you will become a top dog on that brand! But enjoy your last match on RAW and show everyone on Smackdown what they are in for!
King: Wow! McMahon is leaving backstage now and Batista looks shocked! But now Test attacks him from behind and the match here is underway as Test is thumping away at the back of Batista. Test now going downstairs with a few kicks to the calfs of Batista now and sets up FULL NELSON SLAM!!! Test makes a cover 1.........2...........But Batista kicks out!
Coach : I thought McMahon was gonna be right there! Another loss for Batista! He lost to The Rock only last week! But now Test pulls Batista up and whips him at the ropes. He lowers his head for a backdrop but Batista kicks him in the head and hits a monster of a clothesline! Batista now thumps away at the head of Test as the fans are going crazy for Batista!
Fans: BA-TIS-TA!!! BA-TIS-TA!!!
King: Well now the referee now pulling Batista off Test and Test gets up and runs at Batista but gets a kick to the gut and DDT!!! Batista now pulls Test up and irish whips him at the ropes. Test comes back and shoulder barges Batista but he doesn�t budge! Test now though kick to the gut and sets Batista up PUMPHANDLE POWERSLAM!!! Test though not going for a cover. He�s going up top FLYING ELBOW! But Batista moved and Test only caught canvas! Batista now getting up and waiting for Test to get up and he catches him with a SPINE BUSTER!!! Batista now looks down over him and pulls him right back up aggressively and throws Test�s head between his legs..........TIGER BOMB!!!! He hit it! What a devastating move! Batista now makes the pin 1.................2................3 That�s it! Batista has won it! It was a squash! Batista really made an impact there. Mr. McMahon�s motivation must have worked, Batista has won his last match on RAW then?
Coach: Well it looks that way..........
King: These fans now are cheering Batista as he is tagging a few fans in the ringside area. Saying goodbye to the fans of RAW!
((( tick tick tick tick................EVOLUTION )))
Coach: Now what? Why is Evolution�s music playing? They are on Smackdown! Batista was just saying goodbye to a few fans at ringside and about to leave after his impressive victory over Test but now look coming down the aisle It�s The Nature Boy! The Undisputed Champion Ric Flair!
King: Well he might be a part of Evolution but as the champion he does have a right to be here. But what is doing out here now? Ric Flair now is rolling in to the ring with his title belt around his waist as Batista now is leaving up the aisle tagging the legion of fans he has made on RAW and the people he will truly miss now McMahon is sending him to Smackdown.
[Ric Flair]
Well isn�t that cute Dave! Saying goodbye to the fans! Get the hell out of here now you loser. It�s my time now, It�s the champions time! The Nature Boy Ric Flair! Undisputed WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! World Champion! So go and pack your bags and I�ll see you Thursday! You see the real reason I�m out here is to answer the request of Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar stated that he wanted a place in Evolution......
Coach: Look King! Batista is making his way back down here! He obviously isn�t pleased with Ric Flair! And these fans are going crazy! Come on Batista! Like Flair said you have had your time beat it!
King: Batista now is taking a steel chair from the ring announcers desk!
[Ric Flair]
Hold it there Batista! I�ll deal with you in just a second! You see I wanna say this to Brock Lesnar first!....
Coach: Well Batista is in the ring now! And he�s right in the path of Ric Flair! And he�s got the steel chair!
[Ric Flair]
OK BATISTA! You got it! Forget Lesnar! Once I�ve decked you I�ll say what I wanna say about Lesnar! Come on! Take your best shot! Come on Dave! Swing that chair and take my head off! Make yourself a star! Make yourself famous! Come on man!
King: Do it Batista! DO IT!!!
Coach: Don�t man! DON�T DO IT! That�s Ric Flair we are talking about!
King: Batista now is thinking about it and he doesn�t know what to do! Batista now is dropping the chair!
Coach: I don�t think Batista has the balls King! Batista can�t do it!
King: WAIT!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!! Batista and Flair both smiling at each other now and taking each others arms and raising them in the air! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!
[Ric Flair]
Oh yeah that�s right! Rub your eyes folks! You see I�ll tel l you all now why I came out here and that was to tell all of you that McMahon was right! Batista is going to Smackdown. But he isn�t going to help destroy Evolution. He�s going to AID EVOLUTION!!! You see Brock Lesnar isn�t the newest member of Evolution. The newest member of Evolution and the newest addition to Smackdown is this man. The man that RAW kept down, the man that you fans kept down! The man that will excel as part of Evolution. The Sadistic Sovereign BATISTA!!!
Coach: I can�t believe this! Batista has joined Evolution here tonight on RAW!
Fans : BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[The show cuts to a commercial break as we see Flair and Batista with there arms raised in the ring to the chorus of boos from the crowd. This is only just sinking in here on RAW and is a huge shock to start the show!]
King: Our next match should be very interesting to watch. The world�s strongest man, Mark Henry will return to Raw tonight! He will be facing Booker T, in a match ordered by Mr. McMahon.
Coach: That�s right King, even though I am pulling for him, I gotta feel for my bro Book. I mean we are taking about the world�s strongest man here. Like you said it should be interesting to see how Booker fairs in this kind of match.
((((CAN YOU DIG IT!?))))
Coach: Booker T appears from behind the certain, he is smiling away and his eyes are filled with excitement. He goes into his traditional pose, as the five flaming pyros exposed. He then walks into the ring and awaits Mark Henry.
((((World�s Strongest Man))))
King: Mark Henry slowly walks down the ramp alongside Thordore Long. Henry and Long start trashing Booker, who is still inside of the ring. Book becomes impatient and slides out of the ring and attacks Henry! Long runs off as Booker hammers away with those right hands. Wait, those blows to the head had very little effect on the big man, as he picks book up and rams him into that steel ring post!! Oh my go, I think the ring may have moved a few inches there Coach! Booker T is down on the floor, clearing in a lot of pain. Henry now picks him up and military presses Booker all the way into the ring!! What a display of power from Mark Henry! And there is the bell, this match is now officially underway.
Coach: Book may be down but he certainly isn�t out! Henry now inside of the ring, Booker trying to crawl over to that left turnbuckle to catch a breather, but Henry won�t have any of that. He picks Booker up by the head and starts the trash talk up again. But look at this, Booker T with a kick to the mid section! Giving Booker those few seconds to recover may have been a big mistake for Henry as Book delivers a series of chops to the chest of the big man! Booker T now off the ropes, but Henry catches him!! Oh no, Mark Henry now has Booker T locked up inside of that bear hug!
King: Yes one of the lodes moves in the business, yet still one of the most effective! Booker T is screaming in pain as Henry applies this hold. After getting jammed into the ring post earlier this must be incredibly painful for Booker T! Wait Booker with a headbutt to the skull of Henry, and another! Henry still has him locked in the bear hug but Book has created an opening for himself by losing it enough to free his own right arm. And now Booker T with those right hands to the head of Mark Henry! One after another!! And there we go, he just broke Mark Henry�s bear hug!! Now Booker goes off the ropes again, NO!! Once again he is denied as Henry comes up huge with that boot to the head. Maybe he should stay away from the ropes�haha!
Coach: Bah! My bro just can�t seem to catch a break here tonight! Henry picks Book up and wipes him in that turnbuckle!! Now he comes charging at him and nails a massive reserve elbow to the chest of Booker T!! Henry now dishes out a few chops of his own before chocking Booker with those massive hands of his! Hey that not fair! The ref is now warning Henry not to do that.
King: And instead of focusing on Booker T he is auguring with the referee! Now he returns to Book as he picks him up and goes for the running power slam�.NO!! Booker must of had enough to recover, as he counters the move by sliding off Henry�s shoulders! Now from behind with a reserve NECKBREAKER!! And for the first time in this match Henry is down!! He goes for the cover� but what�s this! Thordore Long is up on the apron distracting the referee! Booker T sees his and gives Long a round to the head!!! But Henry is back up! He goes for a clothesline but Booker has it scouted and ducks! Now Booker sets his up for the BOOK END!! But NO! Henry with an elbow to the head of Booker T to free himself from the finisher!
Coach: Now Henry seems to have regained control after that little scare with a series of kicks to the gut of Booker T. And how he pulls him in�what this? He has him set up for a powerbomb! But Booker, up on top of Mark Henry�s shoulders, starts to dish out blows to the head of the world�s strongest man! He slides off, Henry turns around � Book with a kicked to the mid section , off the ropes scissors kick! This could be it!! Booker T with the cover 1�2�3!! And it is! Booker T has over come the odds, and with one and only cover of the match he has scored a victory over the world�s strongest man Mark Henry!
King: Oh no what�s this! Rodney Mac has just ran into the ring and is attacking Booker T! Book is trying to fight him off but that match really took a lot out of the Booker Man and he is getting manhandled here! Henry is now up and Long has just brought a chair into the ring! Rodney Mac is holding Booker T�s arms up as Long hands Henry the chair. He�s gonna take a defenses man�s head off, someone has got to stop this!! Henry starts the overhead swing � But NO!! Booker T with a MULE KICK LOW BLOW! He ducks out of the way and Henry follows through only to bash Mac with the steel chair. Booker runs out of the run and towards the backstage as Mark Henry screams at him, Long is trying to clam him down but Henry is pissed! Something tells me this isn�t over!
][The show comes back from a break, we see Raw employee�s setting up something in the ring, then it becomes clear what�s happening. We see the Jeritron 5000 lower from the rafters, and the carpet with a silhouette of Jericho in the crucifix position ][
(( 3.25�..2.95�..1.45��0.59 � RAW IS JERICHO ))
][The WWE logo gets replaced with a the Highlight Reel logo at the bottom of screen. Chris Jericho walks out wearing a pair of black and white chequered trousers and a t-shirt saying �I do it till I�m Raw�. Y2J gets a massive response from the crowd, they go mental. Jericho climbs up the steps and enters the ring to conduct his Highlight Reel ][
King: Wow Chris Jericho�s Highlight Reel right now! Then later tonight he�s wrestling Sean O�Haire!
Coach: I don�t see what all the big fuss is about? It�s just Chris Jericho?!
King: Shut up Coach, Raw�s latest signing is about to speak
Y2J: First all can I say�.. WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO! Wow it feels good to say that, and welcome to the very first edition of the Highlight Reel with the star of the show being a Raw superstar!
Coach: What a cheap pop!
Y2J: People have been coming to loads of conclusions why I left Smackdown, and jumped to Raw. The main one I�ve had thrown at me, is that I�m afraid of Christian. That I�m scared of that Nancy boy! If I was scared of him why the hell would have cracked a steel chair over his head? Sure I broke the 50 feet restriction he�s got on me, but trust me the fine or what ever the hell I�ll be penalised with will be worth it!
Later on you get to witness Sean O�Haire receiving a Y2J beating of a life time, but before that I�d like to introduce my guest this evening the Intercontinental champion Rob Van Dam!
(( ONE OF A KIND ))
Coach: EXCUSE ME, since when did I start commentating on Smackdown? This is Raw buddy use our talent!
King: He�s the IC champ, he�s allowed to come to Raw, as Rob would say be cool�.
][Rob Van Dam walks out in a pair of jeans and one of his t-shirts. Around his waist is the Intercontinental championship. The fans explode to see RVD, Van Dam rolls under the bottom rope and gets into the ring. He gives the crowd a photo opportunity by climbing the turnbuckle and doing his thumb pose. When RVD gets down he takes a microphone and sits down][
Y2J: IC champ ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Highlight Reel Rob! Just like to say congratulations on retaining the title at No Way Out, and impressive match Rob. As everyone is aware the next few weeks everybody is gearing up towards Wrestlemania 20, the Undisputed title is locked, we know whats going down there. But the Intercontinental title field is wide open, a lot of people from both Raw and Smackdown want a piece of the action, and why the hell not. Being the IC champion is something many wrestler can only dream about, not us of course Rob being a former champ myself. But what are your thoughts on the possibility of facing Randy Orton for example? Bill Goldberg made his intentions clear last week, when he gets back he wants that championship belt RVD�..
RVD: Well it�s cool�..
Y2J: Wow, what an in depth answer Rob�.
RVD: What you want me to say Chris? That I�m worried about losing my title? The field is wide open for this championship belt, I am a defending champion and the fact is it�s MY championship. Who ever Vince decides is worthy of a shot come Wrestlemania it�s all cool with Rob Van Dam!
(( NO CHANCE IN HELL ))
Coach: Hey maybe now I�ll stop drifting off to sleep�. Vince walking straight down to the ring, up the steps and now Vince has a microphone�
Mr. McMahon: You boys having a fun time out here huh? On my Raw? Wasting my broadcast time?
RVD: Chill out man, your gonna burst a blood vessel shouting like that!
Mr. McMahon: You want me to chill? You want me to chill, I didn�t ask you to come to Raw Rob Van Dam�. And I didn�t ask you do set up one of these chat shows either Jericho.
Y2J: I�m just giving these Raw fans something they want�. It�s a little thing called Entertainment something you haven�t been giving them�
Mr. McMahon: I don�t know what I�m doing huh? Vince Kennedy McMahon doesn�t know what he�s doing? What doI know I�ve only been running the company for 10 plus years! We�ll I�ll show you entertainment, , you know your match tonight Chris against Sean O�Haire� It just changed, with the addition of the Special guest referee of my chosing�� Oh yeah how�d you like that?
King: He�s going to screw Chris Jericho!
Y2J: That�s fine by this SEXXXXY MAMMA JAMMA!
Mr. McMahon: Yeah we�ll see later tonight if it�s still fine by you! Rob I�m glad you can see there�s a lot of potential challengers out there, but what you shouldn�t be doing is looking forward to Wrestlemania for a defence. You know why? Cos next Monday night on Raw your working, and that title is going to be on the line against JUSTN CREDIBLE! And Rob he did something you were never able to do� win the ECW Heavyweight championship so it seems you�re the under dog for this match� have a good evening boys!
][With that Vince McMahon�s music hits and the show goes to an advertisement of Wrestlemania 20 before coming back to the next match ][
Match 3
Tag Team Match
Justin Credible & The Rock Vs Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle
Coach: Well folks up next we�ve got an interesting Tag Team affair as the weird and wonderful Justin Credible teams up with The man who hates The People, The former People�s Choice The Rock to take on the team of the real athletes The monstrous Brock Lesnar who really is despised by these fans and also Kurt Angle, one half of the tag team champions a real favourite here on RAW!
King: Well it seems as if we have had a few teams of strange bedfellows here on RAW as we have seen over on Smackdown lately. But tonight should be especially interesting as Kurt and Brock used to be tag champions here in 2002 and we�ve also seen them have run ins with each other in the past and more recently we have seen run ins with The Rock and Brock Lesnar as well as Justin Credible and Rock who put on a great main event last week. There is going to be a lot of history in the ring in just a few moments.
((( IZZZZZ COOKIN!!! � Hollywood Theme Music )))
[The Rock bursts out from behind the curtain with a huge grin on his face walking down towards the ring. The fans are booing the hell out of him as he climbs onto the apron and gets inside the ring where he mounts the turnbuckle and throws up his arm and raises his eyebrow. These fans are really giving him some heat tonight after he beat the Sadistic sovereign Batista just last week!]
((( JUST-IN CREDIBLE!!! )))
[Justin Credible walks out from the back now wearing his denim shorts with blood dripping from his mouth with a black towel hanging over his head. He also has a necklace made from teeth that Papa Shango gave him in his promo. Papa Shango is probably watching this in the back somewhere I suppose. Justin Credible now slides in the ring as The Rock gives him a very peculiar look]
((( OFF THE HOOK PAIN � F5 FURY! )))
[Brock Lesnar walks out from behind the curtain now and bounces around from foot to foot under the spotlight. Brock then rotates his shoulders and moves to the ring looking focused on the task in hand as he is keeping his eyes on both men. Brock then jumps onto the apron and his pyro goes off and now Credible and Rock retreat to the corner and to the apron as Brock gives both men a mean stare]
((( IT�S TRUE � Tag Champ � Kurt Angle )))
[The roof almost blows off the arena as Kurt Angle walks out from the back with the World Tag Team Title around his waist and throws up his arms as his pyro explodes in the aisle. Kurt then takes off his title and climbs into the ring and gives Brock a look that if looks could kill would put him on death row! Kurt then walks to the corner and steps onto the apron obviously letting Brock start this thing]
Coach: Well not much communication between partners here. But we can tell there is no love lost between any of them! But now it is The Rock who is coming into the ring and it�s going to be the two wrestlers who have the most heat with the crowd starting off The Rock and Brock!
King: The referee Earl Hebner may have a tough time controlling these four individuals! As now Brock and Rock lock up now and Brock shoves The Rock into the corner and goes for a few shoulder barges connecting with the ribs of The Rock. But now Rock shoves Brock away and holds his ribs. Brock now walks towards Rock again and goes for a shoulder barge in the corner again but Rock fires back with a few punches to the face of Brock, punch punch punch and now Rock acting like Brock a little to taunt him and taunt the crowd and SPIT PUNCH! But Brock ducked and scoops The Rock up F-5!!!! Brock swings The Rock but he lands on his feet in front of Brock and Brock swings a punch, Rock counters ROCK BOTTOM! NO! Brock shoves The Rock away there as now the two just stare each other down from across the ring. A few people in the audience are applauding after that but mostly chanting things like ROCKY SUCKS and BROCKY SUCKS! Haha This is great! The fans are into this one a hell of a lot!
Coach: The Rock now locks up again with Brock but this time goes downstairs with a kick to the midsection and a few more punches to Brock. Brock is on the ropes now and Rock with an irish whip but its reversed and Rock hits the ropes and comes back FLYING FOREARM!!! The Rock just knocked Brock down and is stalking him now, waiting for him to get up, could be time for a ROCK BOTTOM! But NO! Justin Credible the idiot just tagged himself in! The Rock isn�t too pleased with that as now Credible shoves past Rock and mounts Brock hitting him with some hard right hands and now hooking the leg for a cover 1........2.........But Brock powers out! The Rock now is being told to leave the ring by Hebner but is having a hard time accepting that he isn�t the legal man as now Credible is back up and stalking Brock. Brock now is up and Justin running at him but gets knocked down by a big clothesline! Credible bounces back up and runs at Brock again but gets knocked down again with another clothesline. Brock now pulls Justin up this time and has him locked up in a waistlock. Brock now GERMAN SUPLEX! Brock using a bridge 1............2............Justin rolls his shoulders off the mat but Brock still has it locked in and is keeping in a waist lock submission on the canvas.
King: These fans are starting a JUSTIN! Chant here and they are getting behind the Hardcore Champion. Justin Credible though looks to be fading as the referee is coming across and raising his arm 1..........it falls 2............it falls 3..............IT STAYS UP! Justin Credible is getting some energy now. Maybe from Papa Shango who knows? Or that necklace made of teeth! Credible now is up to his feet and hits a few shots to the ribs of Brock and breaks the hold. Justin hits the ropes now and hits Brock with a dropkick! Brock just got stunned backwards and now Kurt Angle tagged himself in! These fans are going crazy now. They are go ing to see their Olympic Hero taking on one of the best Hardcore Champions in history Justin Credible! Angle now runs at Justin and grabs him in a waistlock again but Credible with a go behind and attempts a German Throw but Angle puts on the breaks and spins around facing Justin and kicks him in the gut and sets up FRONT SPRINGBOARD SUPLEX!!! Kurt bounced Justin off the ropes for leverage in the suplex and he�s kept the grip locked in and now SNAP SUPLEX! Kurt covers Justin 1............2............kick out! Justin is being pulled up after that close fall and Kurt now is setting up BACK SUPLEX but Justin lands on his feet behind Angle and Sets up SIDEWALK SLAM! Justin Credible now leaves the ring to go to the top rope but Brock now is violently shaking the ropes and he got crotched!
Coach: Serves that idiot right! But that has given Kurt the time he needs to run up the ropes and hit a OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! Kurt Angle now makes the cover, this is it 1...........2.................But The Rock is in to break the fall! That got a mixed reception to say the least as now Brock has come in and is after The Rock, but The Rock just left the ring through the ropes and HANGMAN on Brock Lesnar! Brock spins around after that and bumps into Kurt Angle wh o is just getting up! Kurt isn�t too thrilled about bumping with Brock and shoves him to tell him to watch what he is doing. But Brock couldn�t do much about it and shoves Kurt back and now Rock is climbing back onto the apron now with a huge smile on his face as now Kurt goes to level Brock with a clothesline but he ducks and Kurt knocks The Rock off the apron to the ground! The Rock just got levelled! Kurt now turns around and into Lesnar F-5!!!! Brock F-5 to Angle, that�s your own partner Don�t do it Brock! But now Credible is up and is on the top rope JUMPING TORNADO DDT! That took down both Brock and Angle! Justin now covers Angle, although it was Brock who took the impact of the DDT 1.............2...............Angle kicks out!
King: Justin Credible now pulls up Lesnar and throws him through the ropes and waits for Angle to get back to his feet. Credible is stalking him SUPER KICK NO! Angle side stepped and ANGLE SLAM! But no! Credible landed behind him and now tags in The Rock! The Rock now is in and hits a few right hands to Angle and now Irish whip at the ropes and SAMOAN DROP! Rock makes the pin 1...........2..............Angle kicks out! The Rock now pulls him straight back up and whipped at the ropes again and catches him into a SPINEBUSTER!!! And now The Rock looks down on Angle and strips off his arm pad and throws it down on Angle as the crowd are booing The Rock as he is about to hit his People�s Elbow NO! Every Finishing Move is being countered here! The Rock now just got his legs taken by Angle and now ANGLE LOCK!!! The referee though now is being distracted by Brock Lesnar who is trying to get back on the apron. He is distracting the referee though here as Kurt has Rock where he wants him! Brocks team should win the match here. Look The Rock is tapping out! The Rock is tapping! But Brock has the ref distracted but now Credible is back up and SUPERKICK TO ANGLE!!! He sparked him out with that!
Coach: Credible isn�t legal! As now The Rock groggily gets up on one leg and bounces off the ropes as good as he can and hits The People�s ELBOW! The Most Electifying Move in Sports and Entertainment and The Rock hit Angle with it! And now Brock has stopped distracting the referee as he is back on the job and is counting the pin after The People�s Elbow 1..........2.............Brock now is coming in to break it up?..........3 He�s too late. The Rock just pinned Kurt Angle!
King: What was that all about? The Rock & Justin Credible have won the match but Brock just distracted the referee to cost Kurt Angle that match!
Coach: Well I dunno, I think it was inadvertent myself. Brock though is back in the ring now and chases The Rock out of the ring as Credible has also rolled outside as Brock now is standing over Kurt smiling at Rock in the aisle and Credible now is also leaving backstage but not on terms with The Rock. Matters sure haven�t been settled tonight! This could still just be the beginning! But Justin Credible and Rock have won the match.
King: The next video were about to play is quite shocking, taken from CCTV security camera�s in the ward where Bill Goldberg was admitted after he sustained injuries from No Way Out.
][The scene goes to the feed being played on the titan tron. We see Bill Goldberg sat in his bed, pressing the buttons on his remote control for the Television after flickering over several channels, we see Bill Goldberg throw the remote control against the wall. Goldberg then gets out of bed and starts ripping the pads off his forearm�s and chest that monitor such things as his heart rate and blood pressure. A few seconds later we see a flood of nurses running into the ward because the sensors that they think are on Goldberg aren�t getting a response. When they see Goldberg standing up collect his things and putting them into a bag they try to calm him down and get him back into the bed. Goldberg wriggles free not wanting to push the nurses away because he�ll end up hurting them. Goldberg picks one nurse up by the waist and puts her on the bed and walks straight out of his ward with his Harley Davidson jacket and a sports bag full of his belongings. The footage from the security camera�s in the hospital ends and we go back to Jerry Lalwer and the Coach][
King: Can you believe that Bill Goldberg discharged him self from the hospital. Obviously fed up of sitting down waiting for the doctors to let him go. But obviously the reason they didn�t let him go was because he wasn�t in any fit state to leave the hospital. Does this mean Bill Goldberg will be back on Raw next week?
Coach: Who�s to know that man is so un-predictable, I guess we�ll know this time next week! But up next we�ve got our main event, The self proclaimed Future Sean O�haire and current tag team champion going off against a second rate perform, a former Smackdown star Chris Jericho
King: Second rate how can you call a 2 time Undisputed champion second rate?
Main Event
Special Guest Referee to be announced
Sean O�Haire(Tag) Vs Chris Jericho
Coach: Up until an hour ago this match was just a singles meeting, by now it�s been spun right around by Vince McMahon. McMahon was irate at jericho�s comment about Mr. McMahon�s ability to entertain the Raw fans. Just like Vince said he�s been doing it for 10 year�s he must be doing something right! Well to prove Chris Jericho wrong Vince has gone and added a special guest referee. That�ll shut up the stupid blonde Canadian!
King: Wow since when did American�s have a problem with Canadian�s? HA HA. But who will Vince McMahon chose to be the referee, I mean it could be Christian. Vince could do it, he has the power�.
Coach: yes but he also moved Jericho to Raw to keep them apart, he�s hardly going to put them in the same ring! I�ve just figured it out, it�s Vince himself. Think about it, he could personally make sure that the match was entertaining and royal screw Chris Jericho. What am I talking about The Future Sean O�Haire doesn�t need any help he can beat this guy on his own.
(( 4.65�..3.57�..2.49��1.57�.0.56 � BREAK THE WALLS DOWN ))
][ Chris Jericho walks out wearing a pair of blue wrestling pants with the Highlight Reel symbol on his thigh. Jericho stands in the crucifix position before spinning around to face the ring. He tags a few Jericholoics fans hands as he walks down to ringside, once in the ring Jericho dose a few poses a flood of flashes fills the arena from thousands of people with their camera�s][
Coach: Look at this guy, how did a self absorbed arrogant waste of space ever become a Undisputed champion let alone a two time champ!
King: How did a self absorbed arrogant waste of space ever become my commentating partner? Jericho in the ring now waiting to for Sean O�Haire. I did expect the guest referee to come out first but I guess Vince wants to keep the surprise as late as possible!
(( SEAN O�HAIRE � TAG CHAMPION ))
][ With his long guitar riffs from his music playing Sean O�Haire takes his place on the ramp way wearing his long black leather jacket. The fans give Sean a really bad response and a lot of heat. Sean ignores the fans and slowly makes his way to the ring. Sean rolls under the ring, takes his jacket off and throws it over the top rope][
King: Chris Jericho has turned his back on Sean O�Haire waiting to find out who the special guest referee is� Sean O�Haire with a blind side cheap shot. Sean O�Haire begins to boots to the stomach of Chris Jericho gradually working his opponent into the corner. This match can�t start without this surprise referee, right now all we have is a fight! Sean O�Haire taking full advantage of the situation, He�s got Chris Jericho grounded in the corner, and Sean has got his foot across the throat of Chris Jericho. My god he�s practically got all is weight on the throat of Jericho. He�s just using the ropes to keep his balance. Totally illegal move but when there�s no referee tactics like this can be brought into play I guess. The fans in a chorus of ass hole here, Sean trying to shake it off but it�s getting to him. O�Haire telling the crowds to Shut Up. But Jericho is up on his knee�s know coughing and spluttering, low blow from Chris Jericho and Sean O�Haire falls to the mat like a sack of potato�s. Another illegal move but Jericho did that out of desperation his throat could have collapsed, it must be damaged in some way. But where the hell is this referee?
Coach: This is down to Vince McMahon, this is pure genius everyone was expecting the referee to be the first man out, and the suspense is killing everyone. In Chris Jericho�s case quite literally! Your right about there being something wrong with his throat, I think I just saw him cough up blood! Both men are down in the ring, and Jericho is crawling closer and closer to the edge of the ring. He�s holding onto the ropes, and is trying to get to his feet. Jericho now on his feet, he�s getting the Future to vertical base aswell here. Chris Jericho with a massive right hand to the Future�s face. Another one, Jericho has Sean O�Haire reeling Jericho backs him into the ropes, Irish Whip off the ropes�. STANDING DROP KICK to Sean O�Haire. Jericho on his back here aswell, must be a lack of oxygen after being chocked ha ha! Jericho now crawling over to Sean O�Haire Jericho is trying to make a cover. Hate to be the one to say it Chris but there�s still no referee. Chris Jericho with the cover 1�����.2����.. Sean O�haire kicked out, not there was actually an official counting just me seeing how quick the Future would kick out of Jericho�s weak offence!
King: Jericho is up on his feet here and is going over to the time keeper, he�s complaining about the lack of the referee, and he has one hell of a point. The time keeper doesn�t know what to tell him, Jericho is now looking at the entrance way screaming to the guest referee to show himself�� Jericho is going mad, he want�s this match to official start�..
(( DURN NE NE��. DURN NE NE�.. *BAG PIPE* ))
Coach: No it can�t be� there�s no way the guest referee is�..
][ After a deliberate pause Hot Rod himself walks out onto the ramp way with a WWE referee�s t shirt on and a kilt in true Piper style. Roddy slowly makes his way down to the ring with a huge smirk across his face][
King: Holy crap the Guest referee is Rowdy Roddy Piper! Chris Jericho talked about Piper in his promo comparing the Highlight Reel to Piper�s Pit. Let�s just say he didn�t have good things to say about Piper�s Pit. Sean O�Haire is up to his feet and spins Jericho around from the daze of seeing Piper. Sean O�Haire plants Jericho with a DDT. Piper is eager to get in the ring here. Piper calls for the bell for the match to being this match is all messed up! Sean O�Haire with the first pin attempt of the match 1�.2�. Jericho kicks out my god was that a fast count or what?! The competitors came out 13 minutes ago and only just now is the bell being rung, possibly the strangest match I have ever commentated on. Chris Jericho is going to have to be very aware to survive this match. Chris Jericho giving a stern look to Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Piper is just laughing I think we know where Hot Rod�s alliance lies. Chris Jericho back to work on Sean O�Haire, get�s him up on his feet and nails him with a knife edge chop and another. Chris Jericho setting up for a suplex, Piper is a little close he may get hit here. Piper just put O�haire hand on the top rope stopping Jericho executing the move. Piper is telling Jericho to let go he�s got a hold of the ropes. Does that rule stand? I mean Jericho isn�t applying a submission hold?
Coach: Are you doubting the referee, in that ring the referee is the law! And tonight Rowdy Roddy Piper is the judge jurry and executioner of WHY TOO JAY! Jericho in the face of Hot Rod, not wise to annoy the referee, it may count against you Jericho� Sean O�Haire with an inside cradle, took Jericho by surprise 1��2�.. Jericho manages to kick out, Sean O�Haire getting frustrated, going for another cover 1�..2�.. kick out again, Sean O�Haire with a hook of the leg this time1�..2�.. You�d swear Hot Rod was a professional referee the way he�s un-biased in his counting?
King: What the hell are you smoking? Piper is counting as fast as he can to cheat Jericho out of his first Raw match, the last three pin attempts he almost counted 3 in the space a normal referee would just make 1! Sean O�Haire gets on his feet now brings Jericho to his level. Irish whip into the corner, Sean O�Haire charging at Jericho going for a forearm smash, Jericho ducks and goes under the bottom rope. Jericho out of the ring and look at Piper here immediately starting to count Jericho out, he�s already on a count of 6. Jericho just manages to get in before Piper speeds counts to 10! Jericho in the ring and hammers away at Sean O�Haire in the corner, he brings him from the corner Russian Leg sweep taking O�Haire to the mat. Jericho dragging O�Haire to the middle of the ring and Jericho�s is going to try and lock in the Walls of Jericho. He�s almost turned O�haire over� he�s got it locked on� WALLS OF JERICHO on Sean O�Haire. What the hell is Piper doing he�s walking over to the time keeper, he�s talking to the time keeper not taking any notice of the match. Sean O�Haire looks as if he might tap here� Wait a second a Raw official just slide into the ring he�s checking on Sean O�haire O�haire is about to tap�. O�Haire is tapping. The new referee calls for the bell, Piper looks confussed, he turns around to see Nick Patrick holding Jericho�s arm up. Piper is furious, he�s gone to the outside. Jericho celebrating in the ring, but Piper is back in with a steel chair� he takes Chris Jericho out� now a shot to Nick Patrick. Wow I think that�s taking it a bit far. Rowdy Roddy Piper is helping Sean O�haire to his feet, he�s handing him the steel chair and holding Jericho up for a free shot! STEEL CHAIR TO THE HEAD OF JERICHO! We�ve rund out of time, we�ll see you next week on Raw!
][Raw ends with Piper holding up Sean O�Haire�s arm in the air walking up the rampway while. Jericho is motionless as is Nick Patrick in the ring][
OOC from |S|T|U|: Hey guys hoped you liked these results, really enjoyed writing the bits I done, thanks to Turnz for helping me out and Geoff Bond(Angle). Here is next week�s card I�ll update the card page when I get the chance tommoz. Deadline is back to normal Monday nights.
Match 1
Brock Lesnar Vs Mark Henry w/Theodore Long
Match 2
Triple Threat Ruling
The Rock Vs Booker T Vs Chris Jericho
Match 3
Tag Team Title Match
Kurt Angle(Tag) & Sean O'Haire(Tag) Vs Matt Hardy & Chris Kanyon
Main Event
Intercontinental Championship Match
Rob Van Dam (c) Vs Justin Credible(HC)