JR: Welcome to RAW folks, after a barn burner of a Pay per View last week, what does the Raw owner Hollywood Hulk Hogan have in store for us?
King: Nothing, Its Ric Flair who runs the Raw ship and you know it!. Everyone around here just needs to face facts.... the fact is... The Nature boy EQUALS RATINGS!. Hogan himself knows it, did you see Hogan get punked out by both the Undertaker and Ric Flair within minutes of each other HA HA!
JR: That all happened at Summerslam folks, but the Undertaker did what he said he was going to do, and that was to bring the Undisputed title back to the Raw brand!. Over the past two years the Undertaker has tried to capture the Heavyweight Championship and last Sunday at Summerslam he did it!.
King: No need to tell me JR I was there, and I�ve been here through all of his attempts at the World title!. The Undertaker is not going to be wrestling tonight, but he is expected here tonight!. Lets talk about the matches tonight JR, first up we have a Three Way Dance, have you seen who�s in that match JR? Scott Steiner! A returning Goldust! And Cactus Jack!. Talk about an opening match!
JR: Yeah we heard Steiner just after Summerslam in why he came to Sadistic, we�ve also heard what he�s going to do, to Goldust and Cactus Jack!.
[Just then the titan tron comes on and we see someone entering the arena, as he gets closer, we can see that is the Undisputed Champ, the Undertaker, then behind him we see Raven. Undertaker has a t-shirt on it reads �Loved by few - Hated By Many - Respected By All�. Undertaker walks up a corridor we can see Christian, and Lance Storm. Storm and Christian step out infront of the Undertaker]
Storm: If it aint the American Bad Ass.... the Undisputed Champion...
Undertaker: Well look�y here if it aint the punk that got scared by my brother Kane at Summerslam!
Storm: What Kane did was un-called for! That retard coast me that King of ECW match!
Christian: Yeah and tonight your little brother gets put to shame by the most technical sound wrestling on the Raw brand! Lance Storm!
Undertaker: Pphhhh. My brother has stepped on bigger bugs then you two!. If you don�t mind the Undisputed Champ has better things to do...
[Undertaker and Raven walk off, as they do we see Tazz walk into shot, he walks straight up to Storm]
Tazz: Storm it�s me and you tonight against Kane and Douglas. I know you want Kane, and I sure as hell want Douglas that damn thieve!. I proved to the world that I was the True King of Eee Ceee Dubbya, then that fool gets jealous and takes MY ECW Heavyweight title? Ohh he�s gonna pay tonight!
Storm: Taz we may be teaming together, but that doesnt mean I like you, your AMERICAN... you promote this Street Thug crap, but for tonight as long as you keep your side of the deal. YOUR ON!.
[Storm and Christian walk talking to themselves, Tazz walks off in the other direction]
Three Way Dance
Winner recieves Euro title shot next Raw
Scott Steiner Vs Goldust Vs Cactus Jack
King: Taz and Storm think they can function as a team later tonight? But what the hell was going n between Kane and Douglas at Summerslam?
JR: I dunnot but maybe we��ll find out later. Up now were set for the debut of 2 new superstars.....
(( Weeeeeeerr Waaaaaaaa Weeeeeeeer Waaaaaaa - BIG POPPA PUMP))
[Steiner walks out with a pair of black shades, he has his Supersman logo on his trunks. Steiner makes his way down to the ring, Big bad Booty Daddy gets in the ring and shows of his muscles]
(( Shattered Dream Production ))
[Goldust walks out to a gold filled arena., He is wearing his long gold wig, with his face painted black and gold. Goldust slides under the ring and starts growling at Steiner. Goldust gets up and climbs the turnbuckle, he then strokes himself]
(( Duh duh der duh duh der der den......den den den den den - BANG BANG))
[Cactus Jack walks from behind the curtains with his hands in shape of a gun... then at the top of his voice screams BANG BANG. This can be heard of the PA system and is picked up by camera�s. Cactus gets into the ring, the referee checks Cactus for any illegal weapons]
JR: Here we go folks Goldust goes for the mid section of Steiner with a big boot, Steiner responds with clothesline. Steiner goes over to Cactus Jack, goes for a sucker punch, Cactus bloks it... hooks up SUPLEX..... Cactus into the cover... 1....2..Goldust breaks it up.. Goldust now with an elbow drop on Cactus. Steiner grabs Goldust, irish whip into the ropes, off the ropes... BODY SLAM by Steiner!. Steiner picsk Goldust up, tosses him over the ropes...
King: Steiner goes after him... Steiner punching away at Goldust. Steiner charges at Goldust... drop toe hold . Steiner goes into the floor. Steiner back up and shakes it off. Whats he doing with the steps... STEINER CHARGES AT GOLDUST WITH THE STEPS. MY GOD!
JR: What a sickening thud that was King!. Goldust is laid out here at ringside. What�s Steiner doing here?, He�s draped Goldsut over the barricade. He�s picked up the stairs again... HE JUST THREW THEM into goldust�s chest!. Here comes Cactus Jack. Cactus slapping the taste right out of Steiner�s mouth.. We need to get EMT�s down here to Goldust!. He�s coughing up blood!. I think we can say this match is between Steiner and Cactus Jack. Catus Jack whips Steiner into the corner... Cactus now starts to pumble Steiner, the crowd chanting along. 4....5....6.. Steiner pushes him down.. Steiner with a whip into the corner, Steiner takes cactus to the turnbuckle.... FRANKENSTIENER!. WOW!
King: One of his favourite moves that JR, and you can see why.... wait here comes another. Looks like he;s going for it... STEINER RECLINER....! He�s got it locked in! How long can Cactus last. But whats worst JR you can�t tape from this you cant reach the mat, you have to wait for the referee!. Refereee lifts Cactus�s arm up once...... a second time. Look at Steiner he�s loving it!... its gone down for third! Steiner wins
JR: What a performance by Steiner, he took out Goldust in contravershal fashion then out wrestled Cactus in the ring!.
[WWE Don�t try this at home advert comes on]
(((THE FRANCHISE)))
JR: Well here we go, perhaps we?|ll find out what Shane Douglas was hinting at earlier.
King: Great, the suspense is killing me?+NOT!
JR: Well Shane has that ECW World title over his shoulder, which doesn?|t belong to him I might add. Well he?|s in the ring and he?|s about to address us.
Franchise: OK, the wait is over, it?|s time for some answers, but first I want?+
(((THUG SUPERSTAR)))
JR: Well Taz not waiting for the invitation. Here he comes, and he doesn?|t look happy. Taz has brought a microphone of his own, and he just walked right up to Douglas. Look at this stare-off. Neither man is backing down. It looks like Taz is gonna give Douglas a chance to explain.
Taz: Well?+spit it?+DEAN!
Franchise: Yeah that?|s real cute Taz. Well here it is. I am holding in my hands the Extreme Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship Title Belt. A belt that you and I have both held in the past, a belt that you and I gave worth to, a belt that you and I forced to be respected. We never thought we would see this belt be on the line again, but last Sunday at Summerslam, that?|s exactly what happened. Four former ECW greats entered the ring, and after a time, it was left to two men. Shane Douglas and Taz, to decide who was The King of ECW. We had one hell of a fight. I personally regard that as one of the proudest moments of my career, and that is why it was so painful to lose the match. However, lose I did, and to the better man, to the deserving individual, to you Taz. You beat me?+BECAUSE YOU COULD! I was just another victim, and therefore I took the belt, because I wanted to do this man to man, face to face. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you the ECW World heavyweight champion, I give you?+TAZ!
JR: Well Shane Douglas just presented Taz with his title belt, and now he raises his arm. That is a classy gesture from The Franchise. Few men would have the guts to do this.
King: Alright even I?|ll admit that?|s pretty classy.
JR: Taz nods his approval to Douglas. A tremendous respect on show for all to see between these two men here tonight.
Franchise: Finally Taz, I promised a new chapter in our careers, and I am a man of my word, because I have a proposal. Taz, we?|re going to take Raw to the extreme. We will put the SADISTIC back into this federation, into Raw. Should you accept this challenge. What I am offering you is a best of five series Taz. We?|ll go one-on-one possibly five times, we will truly decide who the better man is between the two of us, but this will be no ordinary best of five series Taz. Oh no, Match 1 will be a straight out wrestling match, Match 2 we?|ll bring out the ECW rules once more, Match 3 will be Falls Count Anywhere, Match 4 if required will be Stairway To Hell, and if it goes to the decider, we will finish it with Match 5 being the no-rope BARBED WIRE match.
JR: Oh my God, what a challenge layed down by The Franchise. Will Taz accept? Douglas just offered his hand to Taz, he wants to seal the deal right now. What will Taz do? He shakes, he shakes the hand, it?|s on. Good God almighty, business just picked up on the Raw brand folks. This is huge.
One On One
Kurt Angle Vs Kevin Nash
Cancelled due to no roleplays
[The scene goes backstage and we see Hulk Hogan holding his head in his hands. There�s a knock on the door, Hogan tells the person to come in. Ric Flair walks into the room, Hogan does not look pleased to see him.]
Hogan: Flair if you�ve come to wind me up don�t bother....
Flair: I know we aint the best of friends Hogan, but we work for the same company the same brand, and quite frankly this weeks show stinks!. I mean I just got off the phone from Booker T and he cant make his match tonight? So your another match down!
Hogan: I know that, that�s why I�ve moved the tag team match to the Main Event.
Flair: Listen Hogan... I don�t like being the second rate brand, and when I was in charge we werent. I got the raw brand the highest show rating EVER.... WHOOOOOO
Hogan: Yeah I know dude, you�ve told me enough times!
Flair: Well I been thinking, and I�ve come up with a plan that will save the Raw brand and stopping it being Raw is SNORE!. Just wait till next week!
Whooooooooooo!
[Flair leaves the rooms Hogan looks confussed and wonders what the hell Flair is on about]
JR: What is Flair�s plan to save Raw I wonder?
King: To sack Hogan JR, I said earlier tonight Nature Boy = Ratings!
((( 05..04..03..02..01..00.....BOOM!! - BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOWN!! )))
JR : What the hell is he doing out here!
King : Look it's our new WWE Inter-Continental Champion JR!
JR : Yes I see that King but he has no reason to be out here right now we have a show to get on with
King : Jericho look how happy he is after winning at SummerSlam he had waited along time to get a a title shot and at SummerSlam he got that oppertunity and defeated Edge in a magnificent Ladder Match. Jericho has that title around his waist and he is proudly standing in the ring here on RAW stroking his beard as he takes a microphone.
JR : These fans very mixed towards Y2J here tonight, this guy went from huge face, to huge heel to being what we call a tweener in the space of a month!
[Chris Jericho]
First of all let me welcome all of you JACKASSES to yet another edition of MY SHOW that being MONDAY NIGHT JERICHO! or if you JACKOFFS don't understand that let me say it like this instead Welcome to RAW IS JERICHO!! (Fans : Boooo!!) At SummerSlam your majestic KING.....OF THE WORLD! defied all the odds by defeating that ASS CLOWN Edge in a Totally Brutalistic Y2Ladder Match for My Inter-Continental Championship and incase any of you JERKYS couldn't scrounge those pennies to afford to pay for the Y2PPV then don't worry Your Paragon of Virtue and Eternal Saviour will pray for the gods of the Jerichotron to play the climax of that match right now, watch and fixate your beady eyes on the biggus screenus DUDES!
**Footage of the end of the Ladder Match is being shown, Jericho hanging off the ring holding the IC Title belt but then.....all of a sudden Hogan's video package and Theme Music cuts over the top and the fans begin to roar!**
JR : Look it's Hogan thank god he's out here with a microphone to shut up Chris Jericho
King : You saying you dont like listening to Y2J?
[Hulk Hogan]
You know something Broth..........(interrupted)
[Chris Jericho]
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!! Stop right there you washed up HAS BEEN!! Yeah that's right Hollywood Hulk HAS BEEN! Who in the hell do you think you are? I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD you don't interruppt me I'm a LIVING LEGEND and Hogan actually forget HAS BEEN your a NEVER WAS! yeah oh yeah Hogan look at you, an old fogie like you doesn't come out here and interuppt what Y2J wants to say, I'm the Inter-Continental Champion speaking live on my show MONDAY NIGHT JERICHO!! So HULKSTER! I wasn't finished with what I wanted to say so you keep standing your senile ass up there tune in that hearing aid because Y2J is going to continue where he left off (Fans : Booooooooo!) Anywayz all you JACKASSES just ignore him, so Anywayz Anywayz Anywayz where was I?
JR : Look King, Hogan is advancing towards the ring and the fans are cheering and look at Y2J's face he cant believe it!
[Chris Jericho]
Hey look HULKSTER you sure you wanna get into this ring with Chris Jericho? I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! Hogan WHATCHA GONNA DO? Hit me with your Zimmerframe Jerky? Get in here then your taking long enough we haven't got all day!
King : Wow this is the Owner of the RAW Brand he's talking to but now Hogan into the ring and face to face with Y2J this could explode!
[Chris Jericho]
Right Mr. WHO?..GAN, IT DOESN'T MATTER whether your up on the rampway or in the face of THE KING OF THE WORLD I'll say what I was gonna say regardless and that is that isn't it very Ironic that last week on RAW IS JERICHO that I was a Very IMPORTANT Guest for Chris Benoit and Edge not even supposed to be on RAW but I was because obviously incase anybody didn't know I am THE KING OF THE WORLD and now this week on MONDAY NIGHT JERICHO It's me who is legally allowed on MY SHOW and Ric Flair's show and not Chris Benoit or Edge because those two Canadian Maplefruits lost their belts at SummerSlam, Chris Benoit lost his belt Mr.Hogan sir to The Undertaker yadda yadda yadda but the story of the night was that Chris Jericho BEAT Edge to become the greatest Inter-Continental Champion the world has ever seen!!
[Hulk Hogan]
I don't know whether this is down to the crap your spilling out of your mouth or not but your mouth stinks of shit BROTHA! Fact of the matter is your not making a good impression are you really Chris? Your supposed to impress your new boss not throw Insults at him, I'm the Owner of the RAW BRAND DUDE!!
[Chris Jericho]
Impress my new boss? The way I see it is that you should be Impressing me, I'm your Boss BROTHA! This is RAW IS JERICHO!! I'm the boss around here, the head mamma jamma THE KING....OF THE WORLD!!! and....
JR : Wow Hogan's had enough and now punches to Y2J's face and rocking Y2J backwards towards the ropes PUNCH (Fans : OOOOH) PUNCH (Fans : OOOOH) PUNCH (Fans : OOOOH) Hogan now Whips Jericho at the ropes and BIG BOOT (Fans : OOOH)
King : Hogan now doing his hand poses to the crowd could this be it...LEG DROP (Fans : OOOOOOOOH!!)
[Hulk Hogan]
Jericho, Mr. KING OF THE WORLD let that be a lesson to ya BROTHA and anybody else backstage that RAW is MY SHOW and Hollywood Hulk Hogan is the owner of RAW! and the question is WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO!!
JR : Hogan's music hits the PA system here as the fans are going crazy as he leaves the ring up the aisle, Y2J getting up now by the ropes and he can't believe what happened! He's saying he's the KING OF THE WORLD and that He doesn't know how Hogan had the audacity to do such a thing! Wow can you believe this guy?
One on One
Booker T Vs Stone Cold
Cancelled due to no rps!
MAIN EVENT
Tag Team Match
Kane & Shane Douglas(Euro) Vs Lance Storm & Taz
JR : This one should be a real barn burner folks
King : A Slobber Knocker right JR?
JR : Hell Yeah King, It's The Big Red Machine's first match since the roster split here on RAW first match since he walked out two months ago, I'm looking forward to see him whoop some!
((( UnAmerican - Lance Storm )))
King : Ah not the charasmatic Canadian haha!! This guy is something aint he JR!
JR : Look at him flying that American Flag upside down out here what a disgrace to our great Country flying that flag like that, he'll get whats coming to him sooner or later and it could be tonight King!
((( Cypress Hill - Thug Superstar )))
King : Now this is an American JR! Taz had a hard childhood and got to the WWE a great story but now he's teaming up with Lance Storm i bet he never saw that one coming! Taz now into the ring and he snathces away that upside down flag from Lance Storm and the crowd here liking that as Taz dumps it out of the ring both men now squaring up to each other hell these two guys are partners!
((( The Franchise )))
JR : And here comes Shane Douglas with that European Championship tearing down the aisleway and into the ring and a double knockdown on Taz and Lance Storm and the crowd are going crazy.
((( BOOM!! )))
King : Arghh!!
JR : It's The Big Red Machine King! And he's back in the WWE and ready to whoop some UnAmerican Ass! Kane now under the bottom rope into the ring and Storm and Taz getting back up and Kane now hooking them both up DOUBLE SUPLEX! Kane Suplexed TWO men on his own and the crowd going ballistic. Douglas now leaving to the corner patting The Big Red Machine on the back as now Taz now goes to the corner which leaves Lance vs Kane.
King : Kane now standing behind Lance as he gets up, Kane standing tall behind him, Lance knows whats behind him and doesn't want to turn around to see it haha!! Lance turns around and HUGE right hand by Kane turning Lance Storm inside out! Kane now picking Lance up and Irish Whip into the corner, Kane follows in WHACK huge Clothesline by Kane and now Kane rights and lefts in the corner great quickness for a big man, this guy is the future of RAW the future of the WWE and now Kane arm ringer on Lance Storm and he tags in Shane Douglas, The European Champion, Shane Douglas open shot to Lance's ribs as Kane leaves the ring and stops in the corner, Douglas now hooking up Lance Storm DOUBLE ARM SUPLEX, Douglas now elbow drops on Lance Storm making it three times and following up with a cover 1...........2..........Storm kicks out, Douglas now Irish whip to Storm, Douglas lowers his head for a backdrop but Storm over the top with a sunset flip 1..........2...........Douglas kicks out!
JR : Good counter to the back drop by Lance Storm there and now Lance back up and Arm Drag on Douglas, and now Lance in the corner and Taz tags himself in!! Wow! Taz shouting to Lance Storm and pointing to Shane Douglas saying he is the King of ECW! Lance just leaves the ring and stops in the corner but now Douglas runs in and clotheslines down Taz! Douglas now pulling up Taz and straight back down Hellacious DDT! Douglas now covers Taz 1............2............Taz with a shoulder up! This is going on in the ring but what the hell? Lance Storm is leaving ringside up the aisleway he's had enough, he's leaving Taz in a Handicap Situation!
King : If being a Brooklyn Midget wasn't enough JR! Douglas now has Taz Irish whip reversed by Taz, Douglas hits the ropes and now he comes back at Taz who locks him up OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! Taz now waits for Douglas to get up and now whats this WRIST CLUTCH SUPLEX Haha we never seen these suplex's JR! He's the Human Suplex Machine! Douglas back up again can it be a third suplex, looking for a Fisherman Suplex but Douglas fights out of it into a Small Package 1..........2.......Taz kicks out! now both men back up and hit the ropes DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! both men are down here! The referee is counting them down, Kane here wants the Tag if he gets Tagged in it's goodbye Taz!
JR : But King look what the hell, Lance Storm is back down here with Christian they just pulled Kane off the apron! and Kane is fighting them both here, Kane pushing over Christian and a right hand knocks down Storm but WAIT NO!! What the hell thats TEST!?! BIG BOOT TO KANE!! Test just came from the crowd and nailed The Big Red Machine with a Big Boot to the face a Knock Out Shot! and now Lance Storm walking back to the corner he's still in this match legally but that was a premadeitated attack you gotta believe, Christian now leaves backstage and so does Test these two getting huge boo's and so they should spoiling Kane's return as he lays motionless on the outside WOAH! No Kane just sat up on the outside!! Kane is up and staring up the aisle where Test is just leaving and he just saw Kane sit up on the Titantron! Test turns around and see's Kane doing his Cut Throat Pose! Test doesn't look happy and leaves backstage as Kane gets back on the apron as if nothing happened!
King : Douglas now and Taz back up fighting each other, Taz getting the upperhand but Douglas blocks a Taz right hand kick to the gut and now setting up for a Neckbreaker but Taz counters turns around and locks in the TAZMISSION!! Douglas though quick counter not letting Taz lock it in elbows to the gut and into a HIP TOSS but that had little effect Taz straight back up and TAZMISSION again! Douglas is still up right though and now breaks the Tazmission by falling backwards all his weight onto Taz!
King : Wow that must have Nailed Taz but Douglas must be feeling it too, both men crawling towards their respective corners! Taz now dives across and Tags in Lance Storm! and now Lance Storm runs across and tries to grab Douglas but it's too late Douglas tags in Kane! and It looks like payback is coming sooner rather than later for The Big Red Machine! Kane now shaking his finger at Lance Storm, Lance Storm with a Kick to the gut on Kane but that doesn't phase this monster, he tries another but Kane catches his foot this time and now UPPERCUTS by Kane while holding to Lance Storm's leg! and Now Kane drops Storm with a Huge Clothesline as Kane exits the ring over the top rope and climbs the Top rope we see what's coming here FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! Storm knocked down there, Kane is signalling for a Choke Slam on Storm Rustling his glove and now Douglas and Taz back up and Douglas runs across the ring and clotheslines Taz over the top rope to the floor!
JR : Stick it to him Kane!! GOOZLE!! and now Storm goes for the ride....CHOKE SLAM!! Kane now dropping to the mat and hooks the leg this is pretty academic though 1.............2............3 Kane and Douglas win this match, Kane now stands over Lance Storm and raises his arms and thrashes them down activating the pyro's from the ring posts, Kane has made an impact tonight on RAW! but this isn't over between him and those UnAmerican Scum!
Winners : Shane Douglas and KANE!
*End of Show*