MAIN EVENT
No Disqualification � WWE Intercontinental Championship Match
Goldberg vs Triple H w/ Ric Flair
MATCH THREE
Hardcore Tornado Tag Match
Tommy Dreamer / Batista vs Credible / O �Haire
MATCH TWO
One on One
Randy Orton vs The Rock
MATCH ONE
Triple Threat
Raven vs A-Train vs Booker T
[WWE RAW opens up live for the first time in 2004! We have a new video package showing the new wrestlers added to the brand such as Sean O� Haire, Raven, Booker T aswell as some of the usual suspects such as Goldberg, Tommy Dreamer, Justin Credible, Batista and Kane to name but a few. Pyrotechnics explode all over the staging area and also from the ring as the camera�s pan around the live crowd holding up their signs and sporting their merchandise. The camera�s then show the commentators table with Jerry The King Lawler sitting their on his own next to an empty chair.]
King : Hello folks and welcome to a new era of RAW in 2004! I hope everyone has had a great Christmas and a Happy New Year! I know I sure have and I think Good Ol� JR has too, maybe too much of the old Christmas turkey because JR isn�t here tonight, but I have a job to do and I have to it on my own I will. What a night we have in store tonight! Anyway I�m sure your all aware of what happened in our last Pay Per View event of the year Survivor Series but in case you�ve been living under a rock or suffer from short term memory loss here is a video package that has been put together by the WWE to remind all of the fans of just what went down!....anyway what was I saying?
[The Survivor Series logo comes onto the screen then we hear Voodoo Child by Jimmy Hendrix playing as clips of Hulk Hogan are shown in a collage, we see some great action of Hogan on Raw but after about a minute or so the guitar riff cuts to an abrupt end and the screen goes black and white and in slow motion we see Mr. McMahon dropping down over the cage with Michael Cole screaming No! No! No! We then see the image of a bloodstained Mr. McMahon with a huge evil satanic smile across his face with the picture still remaining black and white however we see the blood in colour aswell as the evil smile. The package then fades and we go back to ringside]
((( NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! )))
King : Here comes the man himself ladies and gentleman. The man that at the Survivor Series with a little help from John Cena may I add defeated The legendary and long time running Raw Brand Owner Hulk Hogan! It was such a sad day for Hogan and our fans, we got to know him here very well on Raw and I wish him all the best for the future, but this is a new era and I better watch what I say or else I�m going to end up in the unemployment line, I�m kinda thinking that�s where JR may be right now!
[Mr. McMahon now is at the bottom of the aisle and climbing the ring steps, he is actually getting a moderately good reception, whether it is because this is the first event of 2004 and a New Years resolution not to boo McMahon I�m not sure, but he does have his trademark swagger tonight and wearing a very expensive suit]
King : Mr. McMahon is now getting into the ring as he is being announced by Miss Garcia, this is a very important moment in the history of sports entertainment. McMahon now is getting a microphone!
[Mr. McMahon]
Well Well Well.....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
This is such a defining moment believe me, this is overwhelming even for Vincent Kennedy McMahon. I knew this day would come sooner or later but once again for the first time in three years I can say I OWN THE WWE!!!! (Mixed response) Oh yeah that�s right, no Shane McMahon or Stephanie McMahon to fiddle around with stocks or consortiums, no New World Order, no Dubya See Dubya (wCw) or E C Dubya! (ECW) No Ric Flair, And above all No Hollywood Hulk Hogan! ( Fans Booooooooo! ) Oh yeah just Mr. McMahon 100% owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, no competition from other wrestling promotions because you seriously can�t include any second rate promotion such as NWA:TNA oh no! The real threat was killed off at the Survivor Series as Mr. McMahon defeated The Hulkster and ended our feud going on 2 years! I Vince McMahon won power of this show, the Raw Brand! And also retained the power of Smackdown! The fact is that I now book the matches that you will see here on Raw and unlike that incompetent idiot Hogan, I know what you fans want! (Fans Boo and McMahon pauses)......Oh you can boo all you like but I know what you want quite frankly more than you do! And I know your all going to be pleased with some of the decisions I�ve made here tonight!
That�s right because you see how does an Inter-Continental Championship match sound? (Yeaaaaah!!!) You see I know what you people want a lot more than Hogan does! The first show back is going to see the IC title on the line as the champion Triple H takes on the challenger and the number one contender GOLDBERG!!!!
King : Ahhhhhh!!! Goldberg vs The Game what a match!
And that match will be No Disqualification just because I don�t want to see The Game try anything on to retain his title by getting Disqualified! Plus I�m not the man�s biggest fan if were telling the truth here!
King : That�s for sure!
But anyway there�s your main event a match of the year candidate already I�m sure, but now onto some more business, onto the business of the spare seat up there next to Jerry The King Lawler, hey King what�s up!
King : Hey Vince!
Now you will all see that Jim Ross isn�t seated there this evening as he and The King usually are, sitting as inseparable commentators, but infact JR hasn�t been seen this year and I don�t know where he is, I take it that JR doesn�t wanna work for me, he�s used to relaxing and doing nothing under the ruling of Hulk Hogan, but that�s ok because he�s made my life a lot easier here tonight because I didn�t want to have to tell JR to his repulsively ugly face that in fact he IS FIRED!!! Oh yeah that�s right if your watching at home JR, you�ve received your last pay check and your never coming back because YOUR FIRED!!! (Booo!!)
King : What? What is he talking about? (King takes off headset and picks up mic)
[King]
Vince Vince! What are you talking ab........
[Mr. McMahon]
That�s Mr. McMahon to you! And I�d watch your mouth Lawler because your treading on thin ice too! You wanna know what I�m talking about? Oh yeah you didn�t support me did you at survivor Series did you? You wanted Hulk to win and you had a lot of bad things to say about me, so I�d watch where your treading King! But you wanna know why JR is fired? Basically because he broke a golden rule at Survivor Series by firstly wishing a Hogan victory against myself aswell as during the Elimination Chamber Match blatantly showing his lack of vocabulary SWEARING! Using the F word in the heat of the moment! Ok it was a big Pay Per View but I dont tolerate swearing from anybody it�s unprofessional and unnecessary , he should have known that I didn�t take any shit from his buddy Stone Cold or at all any shit from Jim Ross! Now is my point clear? I think so, the point is that I can do WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT! So now JR is Fired and so the man to replace him, everybody give it up for THE COACH, JONATHON COACHMAN!!!
King : Damn he�s no JR! He sucks!
((( Hip Hop Music � JC � The Coach )))
[Music quickly cuts as Coach has the microphone]
Coach : Thank You so much Mr. McMahon for this opportunity that Hulk Hogan was never able to give me, I totally appreciate it, and rest assured that I�ll be someone to keep The King in line! Thank you very much Mr. McMahon!
[Mr. McMahon]
Oh your Welcome, that�s not the first change either folks! There are drastic changes and announcements to be made here tonight but anyway, lets get on with a damn match I�m going backstage to get a coffee and I�ll be out here later and also on the McMahonatron up there so endulge yourselves in the next match and I will be on hand again to give all the fans of the WWE EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT!!!
King : What they want? I don�t want this moron Coach out here! And I�m sure the fans didn�t want to see JR get fired! This sucks!
Coach : I�d watch it King, Mr McMahon is cleaning up where Hogan was going wrong! And just like Goldberg says King YOUR NEXT!!!
King : Shut up you idiot, lets just call the next match!
**Commercial**
Match One
A-Train vs Booker T vs Raven
No Show from all competitors
NB ; A-Train : I�m afraid your roleplay didn�t count as it wasnt over the 20 lines required. Please can you ensure you do a lengthier rp next time. Thanks
NB ; Booker T : We�ll card you for the next event we didn�t realise you didn�t want carding this week.
**The Titantron or McMahonatron if you will come on and we see Mr. McMahon swaggering down the backstage area with a cup of coffee in hand. He walks around a corner and coming the other way is Randy Orton! Orton bumps into McMahon and spills the coffee all over his suit! McMahon is shocked and so is Orton, it was an accident but suddenly Orton starts to smile.**
[Mr. McMahon]
What the hell do you think your doing? You spilled coffee all over your DAMN BOSS!!! Randy I already kicked you off Smackdown and stripped you of the European Title so you should know not to piss me off!
[Randy Orton]
But Mr. McMahon it was an accident
[Mr. McMahon]
I don�t care Randy, you spilled coffee all over my suit, I fired you once already Randy and so if you don�t show me anything positive in your upcoming match with The Rock then Randy Orton for the second time YOUR FIRED!!!
**Randy Orton is fuming with Mr. McMahon and storms past him down the corridor ready for his upcoming match with The Rock. Mr. McMahon now composes himself and pulls off his jacket and throws it on the ground and continues walking down the corridor up to a door which says WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon on the plaque. McMahon opens the door and walks inside his office and we see none other than Jimmy Hart standing there wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans, not in his usual Hogan attired top or in his usual buoyant mood**
[Mr. McMahon]
Well if it isn�t the last little remaining part of The Hogan regime. Hulk Hogan�s secretary James Hart! How was your Christmas and New Year Jimmy?
[Jimmy Hart]
Oh it was fine thank you Vince, but I know why I�m in here so why don�t I just make it easy for you SO I QUIT!!!
[Mr. McMahon]
No No! You have it all wrong Jimmy. I�m not a vindictive man, It was Hogan who was my problem, I never had any problems with Jimmy Hart, I�m not here to fire you. Jimmy you could be my secretary, you could do the same job for me as what you did for Hogan and help out with some paper work, advise me on what sorts of matches to book, help me to give these fans what they want. Come on Jimmy this could be a marriage made in heaven. McMahon and Hart, this could be a new era the likes nobody has seen before The Mouth of the South and Mr. McMahon! AHHH WHO AM I KIDDING? YOUR FIRED!!!!
**McMahon starts laughing as Hart leaves the room and the camera�s go back to the ringside area**
[Coach]
Oh and there goes another one! Jimmy Hart YOUR FIRED!!!
[King]
You find this amusing?
[Coach]
Oh it�s beautiful King! JR and Jimmy Hart, The remaining elements of the Hogan regime FIRED! JR was in this seat to put over Hogan�s crappy matches and Hart was there to suck up to Hogan and make him feel good by saying ooh yeah great idea Hulk, oh yeah good one! Lets have Lance Storm vs Shane Douglas for the 83rd time! See Mr. McMahon is going to give us a fresh new show with fresh new young faces such as The Coach baby!
[King]
Your sick do you know that!? Well JR will be back somehow and when he does get back hopefully you haven�t ruined his chair so much that not even the great JR can do the job anymore! But anyway we�ve got a match coming up next Coach, Randy Orton vs The Rock, two young great stars and I admit this should be one hell of a match!
[Coach]
Oh yeah but Randy Orton better impress or Asta La Vista baby! Bye Bye! Au Revoir Nice knowing ya, see you in the unemployment line with Good Ol� JR and Jimmy Hart!
**The commentators are interuppted**
***The Arena goes black for a few moments and the titantron flashes green before going a dark blue colour. Out of nowhere a Batman signal appears and is followed a green streak of lightening flowing through it and the Batman signal falling down off the screen.**
Coach : What the hell was that about King?
King: I have no idea, I didn�t know Vince had signed Batman.
**We go to a commercial**
Match Two
No show from either competitor
Randy Orton vs The Rock
Nb ; Randy Orton you performed so well before Christmas we don�t know whether to card you for the next event, please get in contact.
**We return from a commercial and we see crew members setting up the ring area with a red carpet and there is a stand in the middle of the ring with a glass case on it, and inside the glass case is the WWE Undisputed Heavyweight Championship of the World!**
[King]
Well we just saw The Rock take on Randy Orton but it looks like we have some important business coming up next also, I didn�t see this scheduled. It looks like were going to see an announcement concerning the WWE Undisputed Championship!
[Coach]
Well DUR! Of course we are, the red carpet is set and the WWE Undisputed Championship is in a glass box in the middle of the ring as you can see, this must be big!
((( NO CHANCE )))
[King]
Here comes Mr. McMahon again tonight, he�s really making the most of owning RAW isn�t he! He is gloating over the expulsion of The Hulkster lets be fair!
[Coach]
No I don�t think so, he�s just cleaning up the Raw Brand and getting everything right that Hogan got wrong!
[King]
Your such a kiss ass, how much is Mr. McMahon paying you for this?
[Coach]
Oh a whole damn lot, but i�d worry about your job more than mine, because Mark Loyd could be taking that seat next week!
[King]
You cannot be serious! Anyway we have McMahon in the ring again now and he�s got the microphone and standing in front of the box containing the Undisputed Championship belt.
[Mr. McMahon]
Hello again everybody, Well I�m out here again because I�m going to do something that I think I need to do and that is present the Undisputed Championship belt to a man that has supported me and to a worthy champion, the man that defeated five other men inside the first ever Elimination Chamber match! My brainchild of a match, so without further ado let me introduce THE WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION, THE KING OF THE WORLD, CHRIS JERICHOOOOO!!!!
(Fans give a loud pop)
((( 0.5373 0.4828 0.3029 0.2738 0.1238 0.0398 0.00000000........BOOM!!!! )))
[King]
Ahhh!!! Those pyro�s always get me!
[Coach]
You wuss!
[King]
Do you want me to kick your ass?
[Coach]
Be a professional for once would you?, here comes Chris Jericho now walking out into a crucifix position and these fans are roaring in appreciation for the King of Bling Bling!
[King]
At Survivor Series Chris Jericho proved all of his doubters wrong, he proved to the people that thought he shouldn�t have been in the match that he deserved his spot, he came off a huge losing streak, turned it into a huge winning streak and on the night he kept up his winning streak and became a two time Undisputed Champion!
[Coach]
Jericho getting into the ring now and still getting a huge ovation from the crowd as he walks up to Mr. McMahon and shakes his hand.
[King]
These fans don�t know whether to love or hate Mr. McMahon here tonight, he�s just on a huge power trip in my opinion!
[Mr. McMahon]
Ladies and Gentleman, Chris Jericho! (nice pop again) Thanks for coming to Raw here tonight Chris, it wouldn�t have been right to leave out the new Undisputed Champion from a new era of RAW for the first show of a new year! So i decided to put on something a little special.
**Mr. McMahon now opens the glass box and takes out the Undisputed Championship and puts it over Chris Jericho�s shoulder. Jericho looks taken back as now confetti falls from the roof of the arena over the ring in pink and black and also pink and black balloons. Chris Jericho now parades the title around the ring to the appreciation of the crowd until there is a rude interupption...**
((( So You think your untouchable?........WORD LIFE!!! )))
[King]
What�s this all about? That�s Smackdown�s John Cena! He isn�t supposed to be here!
[Coach]
Well The way I see it is Mr. McMahon is 100% in charge, he owns Raw and Smackdown, maybe he has allowed Cena here tonight? Surely these wrestlers could appear on any show now? But I don�t know for sure.
**Chris Jericho is putting his hands on his hips wondering what the interupption is about as Mr. McMahon is also, but he does look happy to see John Cena as it was John Cena who aided him to defeat Hogan at Survivor Series. John Cena now slowly makes his way down the aisle as he signals for his music to be killed, obviously he has something to say**
[John Cena]
Yo Yo Yo Chill! The Doctor of Thug-a-nomics is in the building dawg. / Now What�s all this about Vince? Putting on a party for the new champ Y2J? This is about as hip as my sisters 6th birthday partaaay / Man this is lame where is the thanks for John Cena? If it wasn�t for me Vince you wouldn�t even be here! / I must admit though Vince it is kinda sweet, but Vince I�m getting worried man next time you�ll be offering him your meat! / Come on guys I thought us three were cool, but your just two peas in a pod, playing the doctor for a fool! / But I aint no fool You got some explaining to do Vinnie, I should be like your hero or idol, so how about you redeem yourself and book me a match for Chris Jericho�s title! / WORD LIFE!!!
**John Cena now comes through the ropes and Jericho gets onto the microphone**
[Chris Jericho]
You sanctimonious son of a bitch! How dare you interuppt my time and Mr. McMahon�s time! I thought we were cool!
[John Cena]
So did I Chris, But at Survivor Series while I was looking out for Vince, you were just looking out for yourself! The fact is we tried to be a team, but your too selfish Chris, you do everything you do, FOR YOURSELF!!! (Fans Boo)
[Chris Jericho]
Is that right white boy? Why don�t you just try me?
[Mr. McMahon]
(Getting between the two)
Just shut the hell up the both of you! Your just like two little kids in a playground, it�s pathetic! John Cena you don�t just come out here and lay into the 100% owner of the WWE! And you don�t come out here and demand a title shot! Rest assured John I didn�t expect you here tonight, but that�s ok, you did me a favour at the Survivor Series and I really appreciate that and you will get rewarded for your actions in due time I GUARANTEE YOU!!! But I don�t react well to people demanding things from me. And as for Chris Jericho, you can call him selfish, hell perhaps he is! But the fact is he did what he had to do to win the Undisputed Championship and to gain a victory for himself inside the elimination chamber, and I respect that! You know that�s exactly what I would have done in the same situation and hell so would you John Cena! But think about this you two, squabbling isn�t going to get you anywhere, but staying in my good books will, now I don�t want to sound like the headmaster or the principal here but if you both keep your heads down and keep me pleased then you will get your rewards and remember at the end of this month there does happen to be a little Pay Per View named The Royal Rumble! And so I am starting my scouting for possible entries in to the Royal Rumble and possible people to challenge Chris Jericho for the Undisputed Championship! So you two better stay in line just like before the Survivor Series or you two may well pay the consequences just like Good Ol' �Jim Ross or Jimmy Hart! So don�t let me down, NOW SHAKE HANDS DAMN IT!!!
[King]
Shake hands?
**Chris Jericho now and John Cena stare at each other before slowly John Cena puts his hand up and waves it around in Jericho�s face saying that he can�t see him! Cena then turns to Vince and does exactly the same before he quickly rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the aisle. Jericho starts arguing about something to Vince in the ring, he is obviously upset as he starts kicking the bottom rope out of frustration and also Vince doesn�t look to pleased either**
**Commercial � Royal Rumble � 30 men � 1 goal**
**We return to the show after what we just witnessed between Cena, McMahon and Jericho and we are awaiting our third match of the evening but.....**
**The arena goes black again for a few moments and the titantron flashes blue this time before going a dark green colour. Again appearing from nowhere the Spiderman signal appears on the middle of the titantron, but is quickly followed by a flash of blue lightening through it and the Spiderman signal falling down off the screen**
Coach : Well that was even weirder than the first one, I dunno what the hell these messages are about.
Match Three
Hardcore Tornado Tag Team Match
Tommy Dreamer / Batista vs Justin Credible / Sean O� Haire
Coach : Well whatever those strange signals are I guess the speculation is going to have to end momentarily as were about to see some Hardcore action with Tommy Dreamer and Batista taking on Justin Credible and Sean O� Haire!
King : With what has been happening so far I wouldnt be surprised if McMahon was adding Spiderman and Batman to this match.
((( INNOVATOR OF VIOLENCE )))
Tommy Dreamer makes his way out onto the stage now, as he gets halfway down the aisle the music of Batista cuts in......
((( BATISTA )))
Coach : This could be one hell of a combination, Batista and Tommy Dreamer, these two are both bad to the bone! Batista and Dreamer now get to ringside and look under the ring for weapons, Batista pulls out a steel chair and Dreamer gets a table and tosses it inside the ring, Batista and Dreamer now roll inside the ring as they await the opponents....
((( SEAN O� HAIRE )))
Sean O � Haire walks out now with a shopping trolley, he�s making his debut tonight wearing a black trenchcoat. Inside the trolley he seems to have some bits and bobs, a garbage can lid, a fire extinguisher and a kitchen sink of all things as when he gets to ringside we hear Justin Credible�s music kick in.
((( JUSTIN CREDIBLE )))
King : Justin prancing onto the stage now with his boy band music and the Hardcore Title over his shoulder and a pink kendo stick in his hand. That isn�t very Hardcore, but who can argue with his accomplishments?
Coach : Oh incase anyone was wondering somewhere down the line Tommy Dreamer will challenge Justin Credible for that Hardcore Title, and we may get a sneak preview here tonight in this Hardcore rules match!
King : Dreamer now coming out of the ring and walking past O� Haire in the aisle to get to Credible as Batista is inviting O�Haire inside the ring!
Coach : Dreamer now meets Credible in the middle of the aisle as Justin swings with the Singapore cane but Dreamer blocks it between his arm pit and now clotheslines down the Hardcore Champion! Dreamer now grabs the Hardcore Title and holds it aloft the air before tossing it back down onto Justin Credible. Dreamer now stalking Justin with the Kendo stick and as he gets up SMACK Dreamer breaks the stick over the spine of Justin! This match hasnt even started in the ring, but it�s ruled underway by the referee Charles Robinson, anything goes remember as now in the ring O� Haire has been getting man handled by Batista as now Batista ramming his shoulder into the gut of O�Haire in the corner and now irish whip to O� Haire but he holds on and reverses Batista into the corner. O � Haire now follows in with a clothesline on Batista!
King : O� Haire now with a few martial arts kicks on Batista in the corner and now Snap Suplex! What strength and a quick cover 1...........But Batista kicks out almost immediately!
Coach : Tommy Dreamer now has dragged Justin Credible to ringside and he�s looking into O�Haire�s trolley outside the ring and he�s pulling out the fire extinguisher, Dreamer now tries to spray the foam but it wont come out, he�s shooting blanks shall we say and that gives Justin chance.....SUPERKICK!!!! Credible just superkicked the fire extinguisher back into Dreamer�s face and foam sprayed everywhere here at ringside! But Dreamer may be out cold! Credible now makes the cover on the outside 1..........2...........But Dreamer somehow kicks out! As now Credible rolls inside the ring and starts to help O� Haire double team Batista!
King : Credible now and O� Haire pull Batista out of the corner where O � Haire was at work and now attempt a Double suplex, but Batista shoves them both away and comes back with a Double Clothesline! Batista just knocked O� Haire and Credible down! And now all four men are down, Batista, Credible and O� Haire in the ring and Dreamer pulling himself up slowly by the apron on the outside!.........
**Lights go out**
King : What the?
**The arena goes black again, but this time the arena lights up in alternating green and blue colours for a few seconds. Then one half of the arena stays in green while the other half is in blue, split right down the middle. The word �NEXT� appears on the titantron**
Coach: Well I guess we�ll find out next what these weird signals and images mean.
**The arena lights then return back to normal**
King : This is starting to get freaky!
Coach : I agree with that King! But now back in the ring is Tommy Dreamer and he�s got the kitchen sink that was in Sean O� Haire�s trolley. Dreamer now waits for O� Haire to get up as Batista now pulls up Justin Credible. Dreamer is stalking O� Haire.....KITCHEN SINK TO THE SKULL!!!! Sean O � Haire just got knocked silly! The taps are on but the plug aint in! Basically the lights are on but no-one is home! Damn the Coach is on fire!
King : Batista now pulls Credible up and drops him with a hard scoop slam. He now looks up and see�s Dreamer and they acknowledge each other. Dreamer now picks up the table that he brought inside and sets it up in the middle of the ring, I think he�s telling Batista to plant Justin Credible with a Powerbomb here, if he hits a Tiger Bomb through the table then Credible�s spine may be shattered!
Coach : Batista now aggressively pulls up Justin and throws his head between his legs, he sets him up but now O � Haire is up and he has a steel chair, the one that Batista brought in the ring at the start of the match! And now O � Haire CRACK!!! A huge shot knocking down Tommy Dreamer as now O � Haire with a massive dropkick! What elevation to the spine of his own tag team partner Justin Credible who is in the powerbomb position, sending Batista and Credible reeling backwards, O'�Haire now CLOTHESLINE! And both Batista and Credible go crashing to the floor!
King : O� Haire broke the Batista bomb up there as now he catches Tommy Dreamer getting up in the corner of his eye and now hits a few rights to the head of Dreamer before setting him up for something here, maybe a slam through the table? But Dreamer fights it with a few knee�s to the gut of O� Haire, O� Haire is stumbling here and Dreamer now scoops him up, could it be? DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! Tommy Dreamer proving how Hardcore he really is there! Dreamer covers now, that should be it 1..................2...................But Credible is back inside somehow and he�s pulled Dreamer out of the wreckage, Dreamer now trying to fight back against Credible though, he�s got a few right hands in, but Credible with a kick to the gut counter and setting up here for? YES, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, Justin Credible using a Belly to Belly Piledriver and that Spiked Poor Tommy Dreamer�s head off the side of the table frame, and Dreamer�s head is pouring blood like water from a tap! Was that meant by Credible? If so thats completely sick! I wanna think it was an accident as now Credible covers 1.............2...............3 Thats it, he pinned Dreamer, what a statement!
Winners : Sean O � Haire and Justin Credible
Coach : Dreamer�s head caught the table frame that was broken off the demolished table as now Credible is still laying a beating down on Dreamer with right hands after the bell!!! Sean O� Haire is groggily up by the ropes now in the ring and is moving the debri of the table out of the way and also he just shoved down Charles Robinson! O� Haire now going for the ribs of Dreamer, what is this about? Are Credible and O� Haire together? Or is this just a common enemy in Tommy Dreamer?
King : I think O� Haire is pissed that Dreamer put him through the table Coach! But this is a two on one attack, Batista looks hurt on the outside, he�s holding his right knee, I think he had a bad fall on the outside Coach, somebody needs to stop this!
**The lights go out**
Coach : What the hell is this again?
(((( STAND BACK�THERE�S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH ))))
The Hurricane�s music hits and he runs down to the ring to help Tommy Dreamer from a beatdown from Justin Credible & Sean O� Haire!, Hurricane fights off O� Haire and clothesline�s him over the top rope, Tommy Dreamer is still down and Hurricane turns his attention to Justin Credible. Hurricane hits a jumping Shining Wizard on Credible and he falls out over the ropes. Hurricane then picks up Tommy Dreamer to check if he is ok, Hurricane raises Dreamers hand in the air to celebrate with the crowd. Then the arena flashes blue and Hurricane kicks Tommy Dreamer and hits the Eye Of The Storm and begins to taunt the crowd. The arena then flashes green and Hurricane checks on Dreamer again and without reason helps him up and to the back to get medical treatment leaving the fans and the commentators confused aswell as Batista on the outside of the ring
**Commercial**
**We return from a commercial as we see Triple H in his locker room taping his fists. He has the Inter-Continental Championship over his shoulder as he is preparing for his defence against Goldberg in the main event! Just then we see The Nature Boy Ric Flair come into shot and the fans start to �whooooooo!� in the arena as Ric Flair obviously has something to say**
[Ric Flair]
Have you seen what�s been going on out there champ? It�s been chaos tonight. Vince fired JR, he fired Jimmy Hart, he threatened Randy Orton with expulsion from this brand also! He�s been running riot! It�s been great! And you know what Champ I�ve just come back from McMahon�s office and.......
[Triple H]
You what? You went to McMahon�s office!
[Ric Flair]
Whooooooo!!! Oh yeah The Nature Boy went to McMahon and we patched up a little of our differences and we looked each other in the eyes and Ric Flair put his pen to the paper and signed a lucrative new contract! A contract that assigns me as a part of Evolution to travel with Triple H, with the champ to any arena in the world as long as you hold that Inter-Continental Championship! Which means Hunter that I have as much interest as you do at keeping that IC title! Because while your the champ, I�m the champ I�m allowed on Raw with The Game! But here comes the best part, the other half of my contract states that ric Flair isn�t just The Game�s manager anymore, Ric Flair is making a comeback Whoooooooooo!!!!!!!! I�m going on one last run baby! Stylin and Profilin� once again WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[King]
One last run? How many more �one last runs� is Ric gonna have?
[Coach]
I agree King, This must be run 1,478,731 by now, not that anyone is counting!
[Triple H]
Ric that�s great! Evolution just got better! Goldberg better watch out tonight Ric because just when he gets his title shot, just when he thinks he�s got the answers THE QUESTIONS CHANGE!!!!
[Ric Flair]
That�s right Haitch I�m getting to ya here and you have Goldberg covered, or should I say WE have Goldberg covered here tonight! But do you know that on Smackdown Vince has booked me in a match, my comeback match against Chris Jericho! And you see Vince is looking for a number one contender for Jericho�s world title and after John Cena punked Vince out earlier I can�t see Cena getting anywhere near a shot, even if it is him that enabled Vince to be here controlling 100% of the WWE here today! And Haitch what better a week would it be if Triple H trounces Goldberg and Ric Flair wipes the floor with Chris Jericho?
[Triple H]
I�m liking this more by the second Ric, Goldberg and Chris Jericho will realise when they look up at the lights after hearing the referee thump his hand against that canvas three times and the timekeeper rings his little bell..........that EVOLUTION HAS PASSED THEM BY!!!
[Ric Flair]
WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! Let�s go Champ!
**Ric Flair and Triple H leave the room as we go back to ringside!**
[Coach]
This night has been full of controversy this show is completely changing, in one night and in one new year this show has become completely unrecognisable to the shows that Hulk Hogan has been putting together for 18 months!
[King]
Yeah and in my opinion just before Wrestlemania XX, the biggest show of all time in three months time Vince is changing this show unfortunately for the WORST!!! But the main event is up next folks, and this should be as JR would say a SLOBBER.......
[Coach]
Who�s JR? JR is old news, King this match should be what Coach would say.......A HIP HOP HEAVYWEIGHT HUSTLE BABY!
[King]
Coach your not just the village idiot your a universal idiot, give me JR anyday
**Camera�s go backstage where we see Mr. McMahon sitting behind a desk backstage with the Raw logo behind him. Vince is watching the show on a monitor where he is preparing for tonights IC title main event that he booked when in storms A-Train**
[A-Train]
I�m sorry I�m late and I missed my match I know, I missed the damn train!
[Mr. McMahon]
You call yourself A-Train and your unable to catch a damn train! Well just like your name and just like you, Trains always run late damn it! But I don�t wanna see the same next week, I wanna see you at the Raw station on time or else YOUR FIRED!!!
[A-Train]
Oh thank you Mr. McMahon! Thanks a lot for a second chance!
**A-Train opens in the door and leaves, Mr. McMahon gets comfortable again and watches the monitor but in bursts Booker T!**
[Booker T]
Mr. McMahon I�m sorry I�m late and I missed my match! The plane was fully BOOKED and i tried to get a last minute deal but the plane was delayed!
[Mr. McMahon]
Late trains, Late Planes what is the WWE coming to? Well the plane my have been fully booked but if you miss this show again then YOU WILL NEVER BE BOOKED AGAIN! Understood? You�ll be FIRED!!! Next week is your last chance, now get out of my sight!
**Booker T leaves the room now quite pleased he�s still got a job as Mr. McMahon tries to get comfortable again until in bursts Raven**
[Raven]
Mr. McMahon I�m sorry I�m late but.........
[Mr. McMahon]
THAT�S IT, I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY MORE! YOUR FIRED!!!
NOW FLY THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!!!
**Mr. McMahon see�s Raven leave the office and smiles to himself as he turns back to watch the monitor and the main event as we go back to ringside**
Main Event
No Disqualification
Inter-Continental Championship Match
Triple H (IC) vs Goldberg
Lillian Garcia : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WWE Inter-Continental Championship (Cheers) it is to be noted that this match will have No Disqualifications and No Countouts!
Coach : That�s definately going to suit Triple H King.
King : I think it�s going to suit Goldberg myself but what do I know?
((( VDUMMMM TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAME!!!! )))
Lillian Garcia : Making his way down the aisle, accompanied by The Nature Boy Ric Flair, from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 260lbs, The Inter-Continental Champion, TRIPLE H!!!!!
Coach : Triple H won that championship at No Mercy from Kurt Angle in what was one of the candidates for match of 2003 in the 3 Stages of Hell Match, can he hang onto the title tonight or will Goldberg become the champion?
((( DUN DUM DUN DER DER DUN DUM � GOLDBERG )))
Lillian Garcia : And the challenger, GOOOOOLDBERG!!!!!!
Coach : Goldberg now walking through those sparklers like an idiot
King : I wouldn�t call Goldberg an idiot if I were you, I can think of a few more sensible things to do than that!
Coach : Goldberg now walking up the ring steps and into the ring staring down Naitch and he�s leaving the ring, Triple H now passes his Inter-Continental Championship over to the referee who is now holding the belt up, this match is for the second most coveted title in this business as now the referee Nick Patrick is walking to the side of the ring to give the title to a WWE official and the bell is being rung by the timekeeper......
King : Look though Coach! HHH pulled something out of his tights and now he�s running over to Goldberg........BOOM!!!! Right Hand to the side of the head of Goldberg and he went down like a sack of spuds! Those are.....
Coach : Brass Knuckles, Knuckle Dusters, Kux whatever you wanna call em� Get over it and Goldberg is knocked out cold! Triple H now getting rid of the evidence back down his tights as he covers Goldberg, hook of the leg and Patrick now is counting Goldberg down, he didn�t see it! 1..............2..........................OH GOLDBERG KICKED OUT!!!! I thought he was out cold!
King : So did I Coach! But Goldberg is still alive! Triple H cannot believe that as now he pulls Goldberg up and whips him at the ropes, Goldberg comes back, Triple H clothesline, but Goldberg ducks and hits the other side, comes back SPEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAR!!!!! Goldberg got the Spear on The Game!
Coach : ahhhhh!!!! But Goldberg can�t capitalise with a cover, he�s still delusional after the shot with the brass knuckles, but finally Goldberg is coming around as he drapes an arm over The Game 1..................2.....................Foot on the rope, Triple H with great in ring presence! These two athletes in the early going absolutely ravaging each other!
King : Goldberg and Triple H holding each other, helping each other up now as HHH hits Goldberg with a taped right hand, but it is returned by Goldberg, and HHH again with a right hand, but this time blocked by Goldberg and he pulls Triple H into a Military Press Slam, but Triple H slips down the back and grabs the head and neck of Goldberg aggressively into a NECKBREAKER! HHH now hooks the leg 1.......2.........Goldberg again kicks out.
Coach : Goldberg did well to kick out there I can�t believe that he did kick out! But now Triple H pulls him up and aggressively shoves him into the corner where he is laying on a straight choke and Patrick is having to intervene with a count 1.........2...........3...........4...........5......
Patrick : C�mon Hunter break it up Come on!
King : Patrick laying down the law even though it is No DQ and HHH is backing off, but now Ric Flair has come onto the apron and he�s taken off his belt and he�s choking Goldberg with it in the corner, Flair now rolling up the belt and using that steel buckle NO! Flair smashed that buckle into Goldbergs skull! And Goldberg has been opened up! Goldberg now stumbles out of the corner as Flair is posing on the apron and Patrick is wondering whats going on. Triple H now kick to the gut, could it be Pedigree time? NO! Goldberg with a drop down and whats this? CATAPULT ON TRIPLE H!!!! and Triple H just knocked The Nature Boy off the apron! Triple H now stumbles back towards Goldberg and Goldberg now taking a run up SPEEEEEEEEAAAR NO!!! Triple H managed to move out of the way and Goldberg whacked his shoulder on the steel post!
Coach : Great move by The Game! Triple H now pulls Goldberg out of the corner and is using a submission on the left arm of Goldberg, pushing his palm against Goldbergs elbow, trying to snap the arm, and now Triple H snapping the arm down hard and Goldberg falls to his knee�s, Triple H is in firm control as he pulls Goldberg back up to his feet and uses an Irish whip to Goldberg, he comes back and Triple H now HIGH KNEE TO GOLDBERGS SHOULDER!!!!
King : That Harley Race Knee may have completely battered in Goldbergs shoulder! Triple H now goes down to the mat and grabs a hold of the left arm again and he�s trying to hyper-extended the arm, he�s sitting down on the mat, pushing his feet again the side of the ribs of Goldberg and pulling his arm the other way, Goldberg will have to tap surely! Patrick is asking a bloody Goldberg but Goldberg wont give up here, that isnt smart if you ask me! Goldberg now though is getting to his knee�s as Triple H still has a hold of the arm, and now Goldberg is up to his feet again would you believe! And Short Arm Clothesline with the right arm knocking down The Game!
Coach : Goldberg now favouring that left arm as Triple H bounces up and runs at Goldberg, but Goldberg counters with a ONE ARM POWERSLAM! Great strength there from Goldberg, lets give the devil his due! Goldberg now stalking Triple H again, surely he wont have enough left to do this? SPEEEEEEEEAAAAR!!!!! Goldberg caught it! Goldberg caught the Spear! Surely thats it as he gets up to his vertical base and he�s signalling for it, the end could well and truly be near as much as I hate to say it!
King : Goldberg could be the next Inter-Continental Champion! Triple H is slowly getting up as now Goldberg catches him getting up, could it be? JACKHAMMER TIME!!! Oh No! Goldberg just tried to lift Triple H but he felt his left shoulder there, he�s trying again as now Patrick is checking on Goldberg on the blind side of Triple H, Ric Flair has come in and he�s got the damn Sledgehammer, Triple H�s weapon of choice and he physically put it into Triple H�s hand, Flair now is walking around towards the referee and the referee is trying to eject him, turning his attention away from Goldberg and Triple H as now Goldberg is going for it one last time, Goldberg hoists up Triple H this time, but HHH has got the Sledgehammer in mid air here........WHACK!!!!! Shot right to the shoulder of Goldberg!
Coach : He operated that hammer whilst upside down in mid air and Goldberg just dropped Triple H who managed to land on his feet like a cat behind Goldberg!, Triple H now spins around Goldberg and kick to the gut PEDIGREE!!!!! The referee is still ejecting Flair here, but it is No DQ, Flair can get involved if he likes, even if the referee does see him!
King : This sucks and you know it! Goldberg may have a fractured shoulder! As Triple H rids of the evidence of the Sledgehammer and pins Goldberg as Flair is telling Patrick to get back on the job as he drops down now through the ropes and off the apron! 1.............................2..............No! Kick out!................3........Damn It!
Coach : Oh baby! The Game retains his title pinning Goldberg one two three! Triple H now rolls of of Goldberg and to the outside where Flair is waiting. A stage hand comes across with the Inter-Continental Title and Flair snatches it off him and places it on The Game�s shoulder. This one may not be over, but Goldberg is seriously hurt, maybe his shoulder is broken!**
Winner and STILL Inter-Continental Champion : Triple H
**The camera�s go backstage after the main event and we see Mr. McMahon in his office smiling a little at what he just witnessed, he now switches off the tv however and stands up and speaks to himself as he says �I guess it�s time for my BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!� Mr. McMahon then walks out of the room as we go to a commercial break**
**We return from a commercial now and go back to the commentators at ringside....**
[King]
What a strange night its been, we�ve seen so many people fired or being threatened with being fired its unbelieavable! We saw Triple H retain his IC title against Goldberg and a fantastic Tornado Tag Team Match pitting Dreamer / Batista vs O � Haire & Justin Credible!
[Coach]
Mr. McMahon has been running wild, McMahonamania has been running wild if you will. And we�ve heard and seen so much already tonight but Vince has something else to say and as you can see he is already in the ring!
[Mr. McMahon]
Ladies and Gents you May all be sick of seeing me out here tonight but quite frankly I don�t give a damn. But I�ll tell you why I�m out here and that is to conduct business regarding the number one contender for the WWE Undisputed Championship at the Royal Rumble in two weeks! (Fans cheer) Well that�s right, you saw earlier tonight Chris Jericho with his Undisputed Title, I presented it to him in this very ring, but John Cena decided to come out here and ruin the celebration, I�ll admit I owe John Cena one hell of a lot but in the interest of fairness tonight and the interest in the well being of both John Cena and Chris Jericho, I�ve had them both separately taken from the building! (Fans Booo) I could feel the vibes, I demanded the two shake hands but they didn�t they defied me and defied each other! So I need to give them both a cooling period so you will not see either of the pair of them for the rest of this evening.
[King]
Is that all he come out here to say?
[Coach]
No I think there is more to it King.
[Mr. McMahon]
The issue at hand is the Undisputed Championship and everybody is wondering who the number one contender should be. Who else is there for Chris Jericho to defend against? He beat five men inside the Elimination Chamber at the Survivor Series. You may think that Kurt Angle should be the number one contender? He does have a rematch clause in his contract however he is still banged up after the Survivor Series, he suffered a serious chest injury in that match aswell as having neck surgery over the Christmas period, but incase your all wondering Kurt Angle will be back here next week on RAW! (Fans Cheer)
[King]
That�s great news, Kurt coming back to Raw!
[Mr. McMahon]
But that isn�t my big announcement, I keep getting side tracked with the likes of John Cena, Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, I�m guilty of this every single damn time! Hogan was also guilty of this but no more, I�m going to give every superstar a chance here on RAW and that is why next week were going to find a number one contender for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship! (Cheers) Oh yeah, you see earlier tonight I saw four men giving everything they had in a Tornado Tag Team Match, showing me the desire and will to win that I wanted to see and also showing championship calibre talent. And that is why next week were going to see a FOUR MAN � OVER THE TOP ROPE � MINITUARE BATTLE ROYAL! With the winner advancing to the Royal Rumble as the No.1 contender for The Undisputed Championship! It will be Sean O � Haire, Batista, Tommy Dreamer and Justin Credible fighting to become the NEXT BIG THING HERE ON RAW!!!!
[Coach]
Oh my god thats huge King! A Four Man Battle Royal Next Week!
[King]
A Mini Rumble! So one of those men will meet Jericho at the rumble!
[Coach]
But what about John Cena? He�s got to be pissed!
[King]
What about Cena is right! And what about Smackdown! Surely Vince�s own superstars, the ones that backed him over on Smackdown before Survivor Series cannot be happy! They surely expected to be reaping the awards! Mr. McMahon is out of control and so is the whole WWE! Were out of time we�ll see you on Smackdown........
[Coach]
That�s my line now King, Thanks for watching Raw, I am The Coach alongside a grown man dresses as a King, goodbye everybody!
**End of Show**