Coach: Mr. McMahon, John Cena is there any chance you could give us a few words?
][The group stop, Vince McMahon and John Cena make their way through guards, both look a little angry at Coach�s request][
Vince McMahon: Go ahead Cena give the man a few minutes of our time.
Coach: Thank you very much, John Cena can I first ask you what brings you hear to Raw this evening after all, you shouldn�t really be here your not authorised to be here as a Smackdown superstar?
John Cena: You wanna know why the Master of Thug-o-nomics is gracing Raw with his presence? Well I�m here on official business as Mr. McMahon�s special guest for this evening. Scouting possible opponents dawg.
Coach: So does that mean your part of Team McMahon at the Survivor Series match last week?
John Cena: I�m not the man to be asking fool, I aint got not say on who�s on Team McMahon, I guess people will find out soon enough whether John Cena are Vince McMahon are homies.
][Cena stops speaking, but keeps looking at him, making Coach very nervous. Cena continues to stare then signals to Coach �he can�t see him�.][
Coach: Mr.McMahon is this added security because of what happened last week on Raw?........ Could you answer the question please sir?
][The security surround the pair as they walk down the corridor ignoring the Coach][
Match One
One on One
Newcomer's Match
Tommy Dreamer Vs Raven
(((MAN IN THE BOX � ALICE IN CHAINS)))
JR: Here�s Tommy Dreamer coming down the aisle for the first time here in WWE Sadistic and he has a kendo stick in his hand, I hope he�s not planning on using that in tonight�s match, this isn�t a hardcore match Tommy.
(((*Bird Calls*)))
King: It�s Raven�s debut here tonight as well, JR and as I understand these two have a bit of past history from their time in ECW.
JR: I think that�s a bit of an understatement, King. Both men are in the centre of the ring now, squaring off, a heck of a lot of trash talking going on here. Whoa, Raven just spit in Tommy Dreamer�s eye, Dreamer steps back, wipes it out of his eye and now hits Raven with a big right hand. Raven is sent reeling back into the ropes, Dreamer charges, Clothesline�.. NO! Raven ducked it and Dreamer hits the ropes, he returns, Raven gets him with a BACK BODY DROP, Dreamer hit the mat hard there. Raven makes the cover, 1���.2����Dreamer kicks out. Raven gets back to his feet and pulls Dreamer up, Dreamer making a comeback though with some right hands into the ribs of Raven, Dreamer now with a kick to the face, that looked pretty stiff. Raven is sent flying backwards, Dreamer isn�t giving him any breathing space though, he�s right back on him with some more right hands, he has Raven backed into the corner now. Dreamer now attacking the ribs of raven with some furious punches. He backs up now and runs in for a shoulder block but�����. Raven moved and Dreamer rammed his shoulder right into the ring post. That�s gotta be hurting.
King: Oh, it definitely will be JR, trust me. Dreamer now drops to the mat and Raven immediately goes for the cover, 1����2���. Once again Dreamer manages to kick out. Raven gets back to his feet quickly and begins to stomp away on Dreamer. He hits the ropes now and jumps high into the air for a Knee Drop���.. Dreamer rolls out of the way though and begins to use the ropes to pull himself to his feet. Raven recovers himself quickly and gets back to a vertical base, Dreamer charges at him but Raven counters with a Drop Toe Hold right into the bottom turnbuckle. Raven now is taunting Dreamer, telling him to get to his feet, Dreamer doesn�t need telling twice, he gets up and charges at Raven once again but Raven hits a SUPERKICK and Dreamer is sent straight back down to the mat. Raven now climbs out onto the ring apron and begins to ascend to the top rope, he�s going for a FLYING KNEE DROP���.. DREAMER MOVED! Raven just crashed into the mat and god, it looked painful! Dreamer is on his feet now, he pulls Raven up, DREAMER DRIVER!!! This could be all! He hooks the leg, 1����.2�����.3! Dreamer does it! He beats his childhood enemy (or friend, whichever way you want to look at it) on his debut!
][Backstage we see Kurt Angle walking down the corridor, he has the Undisputed championship around his waist. He stops at a door, the cameraman changes his position so we can read the plaque on the door which reads �Raw Owner � Hollywood Hulk Hogan�. Angle knocks the door and enters the room. The cameraman follows him in. We see Hollywood Hulk Hogan sat in a on a leather suite while Jimmy hart is behind a desk doing some work. Hogan gets up to greet Kurt Angle][
Hulkster: Thanks for coming to see me Kurt,
Kurt: No problem Hulk, what did you need to see me about?
Hulkster: Well after the main event last week, I challenged McMahon to Raw verses Smackdown at Survivor Series. A 6 man elimination match for the pride of the brand, and seeing as you�re the Undisputed champ, and you�ve managed to beat two Smackdown talents in the last two Pay Per Views, I want you to be the first member of Team Hogan. What do you say Kurt?
Kurt: Well I think it�s a great idea, and I would be honoured to be on your side, and once again be on the winning team at Survivor Series. Let�s see if Raw can win all the matches this year again huh?
Hulkster: That�s what I�m hoping for Kurt, to shut Vince up once and for all!
][Just then there is another knock on the door. Hogan tells them to come in and in walks Justin Credible with the Hardcore title over his shoulder][
Credible: Hogan look I know we haven�t seen eye to eye since I arrived here on Raw, but Survivor Series has got me psyched, the idea of Raw Verses Smackdown has got me buzzing and I just want a chance to prove to you how badly I want to be in Team Hogan and kick McMahon�s goon�s ass�!
Hulkster: Well I admire your enthusiasm, there�s not enough of that around here. So here�s what I�m gonna do. Next week your going to get your chance to prove your worth, and show how badly you want in Team Hogan for Survivor Series. Justin Credible the Hardcore champion, against Kurt Angle the Undisputed champion! What do you guys say�.
Kurt : Let the best man win�
Credible: Don�t worry I intend to�.
][The show goes to a commercial break and after the break we head into the second match][
Match Two
One on One
Batista Vs Eddie Guerrero
(((BROKEN � 12 STONES)))
JR: Batista is coming out here for his second ever match here in WWE Sadistic and if it�s anything like his first one, it�ll be great.
King: You can say that again, Batista took The Rock and threw him around the ring like a rag doll last week. This guy is a monster in the true sense of the word.
(((VIVA LA RACA)))
JR: Eddie Guerrero is coming out here tonight with some support from his nephew, Chavo Guerrero or Chavito as Eddie likes to call him.
King: I don�t think Chavo should be out here with Eddie, I think he�ll get up to no good.
JR: You think the worst of everyone, don�t you King? Anyway, a last word of encouragement from Chavo and Eddie hops over the top rope and into the ring. Batista has one heck of a sadistic smile on his face and Eddie looks pretty unnerved by it. The bell rings and this one is underway. Batista steps towards Eddie, still with that evil grin on his face. He seems to be telling Eddie to give him his best shot, Eddie looks to the crowd, they�re cheering him on, he steps up to Batista and swings back for a big right hand but Batista is ready for him and with lightning fast reactions grabs hold of Eddie�s fist to block the punch. Batista now seems to be crushing Eddie�s fist and Eddie is in excruciating pain. Chavo now is trying to get into the ring, obviously concerned for his uncle�s welfare. Batista lets go of Eddie now and he drops to the floor, he now goes over to the side of the ring where Chavo is stood on the ring apron. The referee has desperately been trying to hold Chavo back but Batista just pushes him away now, he grabs hold of Chavo and flips him over the ropes so Chavo lands in the ring hard. Both Guerreros get back to their feet, Batista charges at them and takes them both down with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Both men are sent straight back down to the mat. Batista pulls Chavo up and sends him over the top rope to the outside once again.
King: I told you, Chavo would be up to no good.
JR: Batista threw him into the ring in the first place!
King: Ahh, it�s no excuse. Batista turns around now to see Eddie charging at him, Batista catches him in a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Wow! Eddie was sent right to the other side of the ring there. Batista walks slowly over to Eddie, he knows he can take his time. He pulls Eddie back up and locks him in a BEARHUG! That�s crushing all of the air right out of Eddie Guerrero�s lungs. He�s trying to fight out of this but it�s just gonna make it more and more difficult to breathe, especially as Batista has it locked in so tight. Eddie is fading pretty fast here. The referee is asking if he gives up, he�s holding on here, I�ve got to give him credit for that. Batista is putting even more pressure on here but Eddie isn�t gonna quit. Eddie now has pushed the referee away now and takes the opportunity to stick his thumb in Batista�s eye. Batista drops Eddie to the mat immediately, the ref turns around and is none the wiser though he looks a little suspicious. Eddie now is kicking Batista in the ribs forcing Batista back into the corner. Eddie now climbs to the second rope, he raises his arm to the crowd and begins driving his fist into the forehead of Batista, the crowd count along with the punches, 1��.2��.3��.4��..5��..6���7���8���9���10! Eddie completed the full ten, what�s he looking for now? HURRICANRANNA ON BATISTA! That must have taken some strength on the part of Eddie Guerrero. He now steps to the ring apron on the outside and points to the sky, the fans now what�s coming and they�re going crazy. Eddie hops up to the top rope, he looks to the fans once again, he�s feeling froggy!!! FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH���.NO� BATISTA MOVED! Eddie crashed into the mat hard there. Batista now is just laughing, he pulls Eddie up�����.. SPINEBUSTER!!! What an impact! Batista makes the cover, 1�����2������.3! Batista wins again! This guy is impressive, JR!
][Backstage John Cena is seen wondering around pestering some of the Raw brand staff. Letting them know that he is on �fire�, and they can�t �see� him. He�s walking along not looking where�s he�s going when he walks into Hulk Hogan][
John Cena: Watch where the hell your going dawg (then realises who it is) Wow� a living legend. It�s nice to see there is still more than one of us around these days on Raw�
Hulkster; Who the hell is we?
John Cena: You know me and you, now from one veteran to another, I could give you some tips on how to put together a decent card. I mean sish man some of the ones you make they stink really bad�..
Hulkster: Well �DAWG� how about you stick to your rapping and Ill stick to running my brand. So McMahon is pulling your strings now, I would have thought a �veteran� like you wouldn�t fall for something as stupid as that?
John Cena; Nobodies pulling my strings, John Cena is the one headline Smackdown, making an impact which is more than can be said for most of your talent if you can call them that�.
][Just then we see Batista walk into shot after finishing his match with Eddie Guerrero][
Batista: There a problem here?
John Cena: No man, me Hogan we just chatting you know one legend to another�.Not that it has jack to do with an amateur like you?
Batista: How about I show you how much of an amateur I am right here�. Right now�.?
Jonh Cena: You wouldn�t wanna deal with this bro, besides not only can�t you see me� you can�t touch me either�.because of these three little letters V��.I��.P� plus the fact I bleed the Smackdown colours. WORD LIFE!
][John Cena walks of out of shot, and goes pestering some more Raw employee�s][
Batista: Hulk I know your going to get loads of people asking to be on your team, and I know tonight was only my second match but, I just want you to know that my offer still stands to represent Raw at Surivor Series�.
Hulkster: And it�s appreciated, much like that back up you gave me there brother. Cena doesn�t know what he�s getting himself into. You may have only had two matches but you�ve been pretty damn impressive in most. So next week your going to get an opportunity, to get a step further to your first piece of gold. Contendership to the hardcore title, Batista against Tommy Dreamer. I�ll see you around dude�
][Hogan walks off leave Batista looking pretty pleased][
Match 3
Tag Team Title Match
Black Power(c) Vs APA
King: Here we go for the first time in 4 months on Raw the tag team titles will be defended. Mark Henry and Dlo Brown under the guidance of Theodore Long at No Mercy in a 4 way TLC match. Black Power as they like to call themselves just dominated that match! And they took out both Dudley Boyz last week, and were not sure when they will be coming back!
JR: Thugs that�s all they are, what they did last week was just un-called for!
(( APA � DRINK OR FIGHT! ))
][Bradshaw and Faarooq make their way out to the ring, both sporting the sama APA wrestling trousers. Both men slide under the ring and climb a turnbuckle giving the fans a chance for a picture opportunity][
JR: here come the contenders, APA have been quiet In recent weeks, they started the tag division off around 5 weeks ago against Los Guerrero�s but they�re back and they mean business here tonight. But that does means as Bradshaw told everyone the Acolytes Protection Agency is closed for the night!
(( SHOWTIME PLAYA! ))
][Dlo Brown walks out rolling his head while Mark Henry stomps out, both sporting the Tag team championships. Dlo has his strapped around his waist, and Mark Henry has his slung over his shoulder. Theodore Long walks out but then walks down the steps and joins JR and the King on commentary][
JR: Theodore Long manager of Black Power joning us behind the commentary table, look at the tag strap over Mark Henry it looks like a wrist watch, the guy is so big!
Long: You beta belie dat playa, that right there is the World�s Strongest man! Black Power tag team champions, first title defence and tonight Farrooq is going to realise, that white boy Bradshaw is just folding him back. Every black man in this arena knows that except Faarooq!
JR: What would you say If some people think you�re a little racist against white people?
Long:Well I would have to think about that�. Ohhh shut up white boy the match is about to start
King: Think he answered your question JR. Dlo Brown and Bradshaw to start things off, they�ve begun to circle each other. They lock up, Dlo Brown trying to use his strength in his legs, but Bradshaw�s height advantage is too much, Bradshaw sends him into the ropes.. BACK BODY DROP� Dlo Brown lands on his feet, DROP KICK to the skull of Bradshaw. Bradshaw holding his head huge elevation from Brown. Dlo looking to take control right here, he�s got Bradshaw in corner. Dlo Brown ramming his shoulder into Bradshaw�s chest, and again. Brown now mounting Bradshaw and pummelling the life outta him� no waits Bradshaw just grabbed him by the throat�. He walks out of the corner� SIT DOWN POWERBOMB from Bradshaw, what a move that was! Bradshaw goes for the pin 1���2��. Dlo Brown gets his right shoulder up. Bradshaw dragging Brown over to the APA�s corner. Bradshaw tags in Faarooq�
Long: Look at that, the white boy knows he can�t beat Dlo, so he takes in the black man!
JR: In case you didn�t know Long, that�s what tag team wrestling is all about, keeping a fresh man in the ring, making tags. But I guess you guys wouldn�t know that, when you resort to locking people in boots of the care�
Long: You listen up tubby white boy, I aint an official �rassler� as you say but I sure as hell beat your punk ass! Do your job and call the match.
JR: Don�t worry I�m gonna, it�d be a lot easier if you weren�t here either! Faarooq has control of Dlo Brown in the middle of the ring, setting him up� PUMP HANDLE SLAA�. Dlo wriggled free mid air, boot to the gut from Dlo Brown� SPIKE DDT to Faarooq� Dlo with a diving tag to Mark Henry and here comes the world�s strongest man. Mark Henry is laughing as he steps over the rope. He�s waiting for Faarooq to get to his feet. Makr Herny towering over him as he get�s to his feet. Faarooq is a little startled, and they square off. Faarooq is by no means a small man, but Mark Henry is that damn big. Mark Henry is calling for a show of strength� He�s wiggling his finger�s in the air, Faarooq accepts here we go� they lock both hands�. Faarooq struggling to keep it level�KNEE TO THE CROTCH� The referee was behind Henry and he didn�t see the low blow. Mark Henry now, grabs Faarooq by the throat, gets him to his feet. Henry hammering away at Faarooq�s chest with his club like fist�s. That has to pack some punch getting hit by those things! Henry now with an Irish whip into the opposite corner�Faarooq tries to reverses�. MEET WITH A CLOTHESLINE!. Henry into the cover 1���.2����
Long: That referee better learn o count to 3 pretty soon because once the World Strongest Men gets going he�s gonna knock yo� ass down! You all better believe dat!. World Strongest Man dragging Faarooq over to Dlo Brown. Brown tags in and here go playa, let me ask you something are you down with the Brown?
JR: No I ain�t not with your under hand and dirty tactics!
King: You bet I am, I�m down with the Brown. Look I can do the head role aswell HA HA. Dlo with knife edge chops to Faarooq, and Faarooq needs to make a tag if he�s going keep his team in the match here. Dlo brings him out from the corner, he�s calling for Sky High, it would be pretty impressive if he could get this done on Faarooq. He set�s him up, Faarooq breaks free mid air. Boot to the gut from Faarooq� SINGLE ARM DDT from Faarooq. He�s making his way to tag in Bradshaw and Bradshaw is in. he�s taking up where Faarooq left off. Huge right hand�s the head of Dlo Brown. Mark Henry is down from his position on the apron, he�s gone to pick a fight with Faarooq. Henry takes his feet from under him. Faarooq�s head bounces off the apron. In the ring Bradshaw is man handling Dlo. What do you think about that Theodore
Long: It�s a racially provoked attack! You all know it!
JR: Shut the hell up� Bradshaw with a huge shoulder barge knocking Dlo down, Bradshaw is waiting for Dlo to get back onto his feet� Bradshaw off the ropes�. HOLLY SHIT. Clothesline from hell. Dlo span around 360 degrees in the air. Incredible amount of power behind that move, Bradshaw has hooked the leg 1����..2����..3 NEW TAG CHAMPS! The APA have won the tag team titles. Theodore Long has left the commentary position from shear shock. Damn what a shame that is�
King: Don�t you mean DAYUM! As Faarooq would say. APA celebrating with their titles! We�ll be back after this�.
][The show goes to commercial and we see a Survivor Series advert, se see various clips from week�s gone by from both Raw and Smackdown brands. It is accompanied by Limp Bizkit�s Build a Bridge as the backing track. After this we go backstage
Main Event
ONE ON ONE
Non Title
Kane vs Kurt Angle
JR : We�ve got our Main Event coming up next as The hideous monster Kane, if he�s still alive from last week, being thrown through Vince McMahon�s damn sky box. Taking on Kurt Angle our Undisputed Champion, in a non title contest.
King : Kurt Angle has been in blistering form and he�s proven he can beat Kane before, Kurt Angle made this monster tap two months ago and he won a triple threat match also involving Chris Benoit to get his Undisputed Title shot at No Mercy.
JR : Speaking of Chris Benoit, we hope he gets well soon, he somehow manages to beat Kane in the Boiler Room brawl but isn�t 100% to compete tonight, we understand he will be back soon though.
King : What about Kurt Angle though JR? Let�s not forget about his impressive victory last week when he defeated A-Train.
((( WHO SUCKS NOW?! )))
JR : Here comes our WWE Undisputed Champion, a gladiator in our business, overcoming the odds to win the Undisputed Title for the first time! What a story this man is living, Kurt now posing for his pyro�s as he gets in the ring and poses for the crowd now taking off his gold medals and stripping off his title and passing it to Earl Hebner. Kurt now warms up by the ropes, he knows that he�s going to be in a fight tonight, which is always the case with The Big Red Machine!
((( BOOOOOM!!!! � Slow Chemical )))
King : Arghhh!!!! That always scares me, That�s Kane�s music and pyro but where the hell is he?
JR : I haven�t seen him backstage tonight or before the show, I haven�t heard that he was going to turn up. He could be anywhere after what happened last week, his music cutting off now, I don�t know what to make of this, isn�t Kane here?
King : Look JR!!! Over the guard rail, it�s Kane! Damn! What a state he is in! Look out Kurt!
JR : Kane sliding into the ring behind Kurt and now CLOTHESLINE FROM BEHIND! That knocked Kurt down. But look at Kane, he needed to get an unfair advantage, he looks hideous, he�s covered in cuts and bruises across the whole of his chest ajnd body, and his face ugly as it was before looks even uglier! And his arms are both covered in blood stained bandages!
King : Kane surely isn�t in shape to compete tonight, he�s a mess! He�s gritting his teeth here as he�s just kicked Kurt down now in the corner and now choking him with his boot. I though Benoit may have killed off the machine last week, but looking at the state of him I think Kurt is going to finish the job this week!
JR : But nonetheless Kane is in control as he pulls up Kurt and BOOM! Strong uppercut to the face, sending Kurt flying backwards into the ropes as now Kane, Irish whip, Kurt hits the ropes and comes back, SIDEWALK SLAM NO! Reversal into the Head scissors takedown! Kane is taken down but both men are up at round about the same time but Kurt is the quicker of the two and hits Kane with a straight right and another and another phasing Kane sending him backwards and now Irish whip reversal and Kurt hits the ropes, but he holds on, Kane charging in but Kurt low bridge sending Kane flying over the top rope to the floor!
King : Kurt now rolling outside as Kane is grunting and making horrid monstrous on the outside, Kurt now grabbing Kane by the head and bouncing it off the apron as he now gets Kane in a front facelock, he�s got something palanned here on Kane, FRONT SUPLEX ONTO THE GUARD RAIL!! Great move there by Kurt as now Kane�s bruised and cut open gut just landed guard rail first! As now Angle is clubbing away at the cuts and bruises on Kane�s back, how the hell can even a monster withstand blows to injuries such as those?
JR : He could have internal injuries, infact you know what? Kane isn�t the monster in this match, the only monster here is Kurt Angle, a monstrous technically sound wrestling machine! Kurt now though grabbing Kane off the guardrail and setting up another suplex it could be but a wounded Kane, those animalistic tendencies pushing Kurt back first into the apron.
King : Kane is like a ravenous beast being backed into a corner, he�s fighting for his life as now Kane has got Kurt by the neck in a goozle position, in a choke hold and MY GOD!!! CHOKE SLAM INTO THE RING POST! What did I tell you? Kane has been pushed to the edge and he�s battling for his life. Kurt looks worse for wear after that, Kane is scaring me, what punishment will he not take and get up from? Kurt now being tossed inside after that brutal Choke Slam into the ring post as now Kane makes a cover in the ring 1..............2..............Oh Kurt kicked out!
JR : Kane now looks frustrated, he�s got a deformed smile on his deformed face! As he pulls up Kurt but now Kurt breaks the grip and into a few right and left hands, and now Go Behind, GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Kurt holding on, could it be number two YES!!!! This has got to be crucifying Kane�s wounds, opening them back up as now Kurt going for the hat-trick YES!!!! Kurt still has his arms locked, number four? YES!!!! These fans are loving this? Could it be number 5? YES!!!! Kurt Angle now into the Bridge 1......................2..............................Somehow Kane kicks out!!!
King : How does Kane still get up and take these beatings in the state he�s in? Kurt Angle now stalking Kane, pulling down his straps and stamping on the mat as a gruesomely disfigured, morbid, blood stained animal is trying to get back to his vertical base, Kane is up and now Kurt grabs Kane around the waist and OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY THROW!!!! Kane just got shot out of a cannon with the velocity of that! Kurt now is looking down over Kane, and he�s looking up top, is Kurt going to finish this off with the Moonsault? Kurt is climbing the turnbuckles now, he�s at the top rope, What goes up must come down, This is it JR!!
JR : MY GOD, KANE SAT UP!!!!! Kurt missed everything! Kane now is standing up to a vertical base, I�m now believing this man is not Human, I thought before he was part monster, but what human being would get up after the beating he has taken, Kane now slaps his hand across Kurt�s throat and pulls him off the canvas, it could be time, CHOKE SLAM!!! Kurt just got drilled! That�s gotta be it right there as Kane drops into a cover 1...................NO!!! 2...................Kick out Kurt!!! 3..NO!!! Kurt kicked out!!! Kurt kicked out!!!!
King : Just in a nick of time Kurt managed to get his shoulder up! Kane cannot believe it as he�s now back up to a vertical base and aggresively yanking up Kurt Angle by the arms, he�s grabbed him up onto his shoulder TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! No Kurt Angle slides down the back, ANGLE SLAM!!!! ANGLE SLAM!!!!! Kurt hit it all! This is it surely, Kurt into a cover 1...................hook of the leg......2.............................3 Kurt won it! Kurt beat Kane once again!
JR : Fantastic victory from Kurt Angle over a brutally injured Kane, surely after that punishment he�s going to have to take a few weeks off, He may be a monster but tonight the monster has taken too much puinishment, It may be another trip to the hospital for The Big Red Machine!
King : Kurt Angle now taking his Undisputed Championship from the referee and has his arm and title raised, Kurt Angle is at the top of his game folks! As Kane is shown lying on his back in the ring a bloodied mess. Kurt now leaves the ring and continues playing to the crowd.
Winner : Kurt Angle by Pinfall
**End of Show**