**WHOOOOOO!!!**
JR : Looks like we got The Nature Boy Ric Flair coming out here now, I can't believe he's in charge of this show tonight, I dont have a good feeling about this at all
King : Ah relax were in better hands then when Hollywood Hulk Hogan is in charge JR and you know that, Ric Flair is a classy business man and the right man for the job. WWE Commissioner Ric Flair is in charge tonight and I love it Whooooooooo!!
[Ric Flair]
Hello everybody and Welcome to Monday Night Whoooooooo!! RAW!! and tonight Ric Flair, the stylin' and profilin' WWE Commissioner, The Nature Boy WHOOOO!! is in charge of all affairs and just look at the fantastic card that has been booked not to brag or anything but the matches sure do rule more than Hogans do just look at the type of matches I have. But anyway not going into too much detail on that because that is not my point, my real announcement is that Hollywood Hulk Hogan may be banned from the arena tonight because I am in control of the show but there is also another man that is banned from the arena and the man that is banned from the arena is the same man who actually teamed with me and WON his match last week on RAW that man being The Undertaker (Booooo) Well I have banned The Undertaker from the arena for a good reason and that is to protect The Undertaker, for his own safety I have banned The Undertaker from the arena tonight!
*Huge Boo's*
[Ric Flair]
Well you might think that strange but it's true if I let The Undertaker into this arena tonight all that would happen is that he would get his ass kicked by either Edge or Chris Benoit and he might get injured and become unable to fight at SummerSlam, however RaVen is here tonight and is carded in a match, a hardcore match with Chris Benoit! (Boooooo)
[JR]
This isn't fair King, protecting The Undertaker? He's not protecting The Undertaker from getting his ass kicked all that is happening is that he is not letting Undertaker into the arena so he can protect Chris Benoit from getting his ass kicked by The Undertaker! And look what he has also done, he's let RaVen into the arena and booked him into a hardcore match with Chris Benoit, he lured RaVen into that but all that will really happen is that RaVen will be royally screwed under the hardcore rules stipulations and at the same time it will send a message to The Undertaker!
[King]
JR you hit the nail on the head, this Ric Flair sure is clever isn't he!! Much more brain cells that that idiot Hogan!
[Ric Flair]
Now with that said let me introduce to the world, the current WWE Undisputed Champi.....
**Raven's music interuppts Ric Flair..Flair is angry but eventually leaves backstage**
MATCH ONE
One on One
Non Title
Hardcore Rules
Chris Benoit Vs Raven
<RaVen>
JR: Well here comes RaVen now down toward the ring, and he�s receiving a good reception from these fans after interuppting Ric Flair. RaVen is a man that has always had what could be described as a cult following by a lot of people, due to his early exploits in ECW, and King, this match is to be fought under hardcore rules. Now that is right down RaVen�s alley.
<Chris Benoit>
King: Yeah that�s true JR, but these hardcore rules also mean there is no disqualification, even for outside interference. That means the whole of Team Canada can beat the hell out of Raven, and The Undertaker is banned from the building, which means RaVen, is all on his own.
JR: Yeah and that�s the sickening part about what Ric Flair has set up tonight. Thank God this is a one night only deal. Benoit reaches the ring now, but RaVen doesn�t want to wait for him to enter it. Baseball slide from RaVen catching Benoit right in the face. RaVen now hauls Benoit to his feet and runs him right into the steel steps. Benoit taking the brunt of the impact on his right shoulder knocking the top half of the steps clean off. RaVen now stamps on Benoit�s right hand crushing it into the base of the steel steps. Folks I would suggest this one is getting ugly, and things can only get worse from here.
King: Oh yeah, I mean RaVen has got to be livid after being rendered unconscious in the crossface last week. RaVen has got Benoit hooked up for a suplex, oh no, he�s gonna suplex him off the steps, but no, Benoit with the reversal and RaVen takes the fall hard. Benoit now pulls RaVen up and runs his arm into the ring post. Now he�s wrapping RaVen�s arm around the post, and applies a modified armbar using the post for added leverage. RaVen is screaming, this must be agony, he may give up.
JR: Well King, whether ya like the guy or not, I guarantee ya RaVen doesn�t know the meaning of the word quit. Benoit releasing the hold and sends RaVen back into the ring and begins to search under the ring. Benoit pulls out a Singapore cane and gets back into the ring. RaVen getting to his feet now and takes a hard shot across the back, which nearly broke the cane in half. Another stiff shot from Benoit. Look at him, like a wolf waiting for his prey. RaVen getting to his feet now; he turns round and good God what shot right across his skull with that cane. A vile shot from Benoit and the cane is virtually destroyed. Benoit throws it to the floor now and rolls back out of the ring. What is he doing?
King: Well he�s just knocked timekeeper Mark Yeaton off his chair and taken it. Benoit has a steel chair. RaVen is getting back up, and he�s bleeding heavily after that shot with the cane. Benoit charges with the chair, but RaVen counters with a drop toehold and Benoit smashes his face into the chair. Wow, and RaVen with a cover now, this could be it, 1�2�no, Benoit kicked out. RaVen with some stomps to the head. He climbs onto the second turnbuckle now. Elbow drop, but Benoit rolls out of the way and RaVen hits the canvas. Both men back to their feet now. RaVen whipped to the ropes by Benoit, attempts to apply a sleeperhold, no RaVen switches round, he�s going for the EVENFLOW on a chair, but no, Benoit counters with a Northern Lights suplex.
JR: What an amazing counter by Benoit, and the bridge, 1�2�no, somehow RaVen kicked out. Benoit is hot now. Waistlock applied, and there�s a german suplex, Benoit holding on and he delivers another, and still he holds on. Is he going for a third, yes and�oh my God a third german suplex sends RaVen right over the top rope. This match could be over right here. Referee Jack Doan is checking on RaVen who isn�t moving right now, but Benoit just shoves the referee out of the way and pulls RaVen up. What kind of sick human being is Benoit? He�s done enough to win the match, just cover him and leave. Now what is he doing, another german suplex right through the dam announce desk. Alright that�s enough, stop the dam match. RaVen needs some help out here.
King: Well he ain�t gonna get any JR, The Undertaker is banned from the arena remember. Benoit starts insulting these morons in the front row, and oh yeah that�s it Chris you trash talk JR as well, you should hear what he�s been saying. Why don�t you just, oh finally here we go the cover, 1�2�I can�t believe he kicked out. Is he stupid or something? Just lay down RaVen and this will all be over. Now Benoit is mad. He�s got another steel chair and opened it out. What�s he doing? Oh my God, he�s put RaVen�s head in the chair, and now�CROSSFACE! He�s going to break RaVen�s neck.
JR: My God, tap out RaVen for God�s sakes. Somebody stop this, it�s inhuman. He�s gonna break a man�s neck. Wait there�s the bell; Jack Doan has stopped this match, that�s a great call. Chris Benoit wins the match, which is mercifully over, but RaVen did not quit. I don�t think he ever will. Although I am still very worried about his condition right now. There are some EMT�s arriving now, but wait�oh no, here comes Edge and Chris Jericho. What the hell do these jerks want? Team Canada have done enough. Edge and Jericho just took out the EMT�s. No, this is sick. What is Benoit doing?
King: He�s got RaVen up, who can hardly stand. He�s propped him against the steel post, and what�s Edge doing? SPEAR, oh no. Well, even I will admit this is maybe going a little far. RaVen has lost a lot of blood already. RaVen is down on the floor and now Jericho wants some of the action, he rolls him over, WALLS OF JERICHO. OK, someone needs to stop this, I agree, this is enough. Jericho trying to snap RaVen in half, and finally the referees appear and pull Jericho off who rolls into the ring to join Edge and Benoit as Team Canada stand with their arms raised.
JR: What sick human beings, they�re proud of what they�ve done. They may have just wrecked a man�s career and they�re happy about it.
**Commercial - Advertising Shawn Michaels vs Stone Cold Steve Austin - The Final Chapter**
[We are back from the break and we open up on a backstage scene with HBK walking down the hallway with his ring attire on where he is up next to face Edge one on one, he keeps walking till he is near the curtain and then from the side appears Stone Cold Steve Austin who stares HBK in the eyes and the fans begin to cheer, Austin starts to smile]
Stone Cold : Good luck in your match tonight Shawn WHAT? I said Good Luck WHAT? I Hope you win WHAT? against Edge WHAT? you know why? WHAT? I'll tell you why WHAT? I said I'll tell you why and that is because Edge is one stinking piece of Canadian trash WHAT? but there is another reason and that is because I want you to be on a high for our match at SummerSlam WHAT? the final chapter in the illustrious battles between Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin, I beat you at Wrestlemania 14 and you beat me the other week on RAW so this is it Shawn one last time the 3rd fall the winner will be forever known as the greatest, is HBK is the greatest or is Stone Cold Steve Austin the greatest, we'll find out at SummerSlam so good luck WHAT? And that's basically all i gotta say about that!
Shawn Michaels : Hey man do you use donkey crap for toothpaste? get out of my way Jack I got a match!
**HBK walks off and Austin just smiles and turns around to look at HBK and his smile grows**
Stone Cold : (breaths on his hand and looks at it closely) WHAT?
**[Scene moves to a backstage corridor where Brock Lesnar is seen with the European Title over his shoulder and by his side is Paul Heyman, he is being motivated by Heyman for his huge title defence later on in the night]**
Heyman : Tonight Brock is your biggest challenge as European Champion yet, you have to defend the European Championship belt against five other men in the same match but Brock you know, Flair has booked you against five other men to try and get a new champion crowned but it's not going to work that way because Brock Lesnar, The Next Big Thing has the power of ten men and you will easily send an F5 warning here tonight and remain The European Champion
Brock : Paul don't worry about me losing this title, It's not even worth worrying about because it's not going to happen. (Brock smiles and taps his European Title a few times) this title will always be mine Paul there is nobody here that can take this away from me NOBODY! I am the former NCAA Wrestling Champion that means I beat wrestlers from colleges all over America to be known as the best wrestler in the country out of ALL the colleges and now just because five men are against me that doesn't mean a damn thing for I AM THE NEXT BIG THING BROCK LESNAR! (fans boo)
(Just then Kurt Angle walks into shot behind Lesnar and Heyman and puts his hands on his hips and looks around confused and starts tutting to himself he is getting a good reaction because he hasnt been seen since KOTR, Heyman then turns around and so does Brock and they notice Kurt Angle in the background)
Heyman : Well if it isn't Kurt Angle, Olympic Gold Medal winner How nice it is to see you Kurt, a man that is so much like Brock Lesnar the next big thing, nice to see you back in the WWE
Kurt Angle : Shut your stinkin' trap Pauline and go and run yourself a bath ya know I was just pouring myself a freaking glass of fresh wholesome milk and then i heard hungry freakin' hippo over here talking about winning NCAA championships and that he was best out of all the colleges, give me a break Brock, I mean I was winning NCAA championships while you were riding around the nursery on your tommy toy tyke buster! I mean Brock let me ask you one question (grabs his medals and pushes them onto Brock's nose)...WHERE ARE YOUR GOLD MEDALS?...That's right you don't have any! So Brock you think your real tough but you haven't faced Kurt Angle yet so how about SummerSlam pal and I'll show you who is The Current Big Thing that's right, it's me Kurt Angle!
Heyman : Incase you didn't notice Brock has a match tonight so he isn't concerned about SummerSlam an....
Brock : (interuppts) Your on Kurt, SummerSlam, But you had better know what you have gotten yourself into because in six days just like the wrestlers in my match tonight, you will feel my F5,
Angle : Feel the F5? What the hell does that mean? Anyway you want to feel something, how does freakin' broken ankle sound, I tell you how it sounds it sounds a bit like SNAP...OUCH Oh It's True, It's Damn True! so no Brock you had better realise what you have gotten yourself into, you have gotten a match with Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle.
Heyman : Come on Brock, (gets between the two to stop a fight commencing)
**Scene back to ringside**
JR : Wow looks like we got a match made for SummerSlam, Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle, what a dandy that should be King!
King : Some great matches that RAW is offering to this SummerSlam card, Brock & Kurt Angle, Stone Cold vs Shawn Michaels it's a great time to be on RAW right now!
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MATCH TWO
One on One
Non Title
Shawn Michaels vs Edge
JR: Here we go folks, get ready for rocket buster of a match. We have the former Undisputed Champion Shawn Michaels, and the current Intercontinental Champion Edge. After last week�s Smackdown it seems that Chris Jericho is now apart of this Team Canada, Edge and Chris Benoit started a few weeks ago here on Raw.
King: Yeah you see how badly they beat down The Rock, Goldberg then Big Show! They sure are one hell of a force!
JR: No denying that King! But what if Benoit or Edge were to lose at Summerslam, they�d be left on their own on Raw! Imagine that payback some superstars would get!
King: What are you on about, you have Lance Storm and Christian. Who are in the main event here tonight may I add!
(( Duuu Duuun OOOOHHHH OOOOHHH OOOOOH SHAWN!!))
[Shawn Michaels walks out to an amazing reception from the crowd. HBK does a strut as he walks down to ringside. Hbk climbs the steps and enters the ring. He does his pose as pyro�s shot off in sequence just behind him]
JR: HBK set to go up against Stone Cold Steve Austin at Summerslam, and what a match that is set to be!
(( YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME - NEVA GONNA STOP))
[Edge walks out underneath the titan tron on screen is the Canadian flag. Edge looks up to the screen and salutes the flag. He then makes his way down to the ring. Edge and HBK don�t take their eyes off each other. Edge slides under the bottom rope into the ring. He throws his leather jacket into the corner, then takes off the IC strap and hands it to the ref].
JR: Both men circling the ring each staring a hole right into one another. They lock up, both men using the strength in the thighs to push against one another. Edge whips HBK into the corner, HBK reverses it Edge stops himself going into the corner. HBK with the SCOOP SLAM on Edge. HBK off the ropes... diving elbow.. goes for another. Hooks the leg 1....2.... Clean kickout from Edge. Edge back up he goes for the clothesline.. Hbk ducks. LEG SWEEP By HBK. Shawn Michaels determined to keep Edge off his feet. HBK with an ARM BAR applied to Edge. HBK twists Edge�s hand back, you can clearly hear Edge screaming. HBK still got that hold locked in. Edge reaching for the ropes with his free arm, and gets them. HBK told to release the hold by Charles Robinson. Both men back to their feet, HBK sends Edge into the ropes... Edge off the ropes. Hbk with a back body drop... Edge had it scouted landed right on his feet. STANDING DROP KICK from Edge. That sent HBK to the outside. Edge follows Michaels to the outside, he picks him up. Edge taking Shawn over the barricade. Edge bouncing Shawn�s head off that barricade. Goes for a second time... HBK stops Edge. Hbk throwing Edge over the barricade. Robinson is not happy he�s on a count of 6 here. HBK goes to the ring... rolls in... what? He�s rolled back out. The referee has to start over. HBK climbs over the barricade into the crowd. Edge is waiting for him... SPEAR IN THE CROWD!!. Security trying their best to hold back the fans. Some fans just wanna get a touch of HBK, other fans want to simply get their hands on Edge!.
King: Well the majority of the fans are probably American JR!. Edge now climbs over the barricade, he slings HBK over the barricade. That Spear really did take a lot out of Shawn Michaels!. Edge now looks as if he�s setting up for a Suplex, but HBK is on the other side of that divide!... SUPLEX FROM THE CROWD TO RINGSIDE!. HBK enters ringside the hard way. Edge now rolls HBK into the ring then rolls in himself not to be counted out. Edge picks HBK up... uppercut to HBK.. Edge backing Shawn into the corner.. Ric Flair like CHOPS to HBK... Edge goes for another... HBK turns the table. Edge now in the corner... CHOPS to Edge.... 2.....3....4 CHOPS to Edge. Edge falls to mat. HBK with cover 1....2... No Edge got a shoulder up. Boh men back up at this stage. HBK looks to be going on the offence here, HBK with a FIREMAN�s carry to Edge, picks him up sets him up for another move... Belly to belly suplex by the look... Edge blocks it...HBK goes for it again. Another block by Edge. Edge pulls the referee to the side... LOW BLOW LOW BLOW from Edge. Edge making sure the referee couldnt see the illegal move. Edge off the rope.... BULLDOG to HBK. Edge with a school boy roll up 1.....2... HBK manages to get the shoulder up! Edge is mad, he cant believe it, he goes for another pinfall.... Edge using the ROPES FOR EXTRA leverage. 1....2... HBK still kicks out. Edge was lucky Charles Robinson didnt see him!. Edge has had enough, he cant believe he hasn�t won this yet. Edge making his way over here what the hell are you doing Edge?. HA HA he�s just shoved the time keeper of his seat. Sorry that was so funny!.
JR: Edge has now folded up the chair, I don�t think he cares much about winning now he just wants to hurt Shawn Michaels!. Edge up on the apron with the steel chair, Charles Robinson is not allowing edge in with the steel chair. Edge threatening to swing for Robinson, HBK is up... Robinson ducks... SWEET CHIN MUSIC to the steel chair which hit Edge right in the face.
King: your kidding me Robinson is going to allow that?
JR: It was outside the ring, the chair was not in the ring!.
King : Edge is out cold on the outside from that shot and now out comes HBK who is bundling him back inside the ring, HBK has Edge beaten here surely 1...........2...........3 HBK has won this match but it looks like Edge could be knocked out!
The Winner : Shawn Michaels
JR : But what the hell is this here comes Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit down the aisle, damn those Canadian Jackasses! Jericho takes down Shawn Michaels with The Running Bulldog he isn't even supposed to be here!! and now LIONSAULT!! and Chris Benoit straight away jumping onto The Man he beat for The Undisputed Championship and syntching back on The Crippler Crossface! This is sick, HBK doesn't deserve this they are going to injure Shawn before SummerSlam! We need some help out here!
((( **SMASH!!** )))
King : Arghh!!
JR : Austin Austin, Stone Cold Stone Cold!! Running down the aisle and into the ring, The Canadians are stood in the ring but Austin has a steel chair and now Austin is in, CHAIR TO EDGE!!, CHAIR TO BENOIT!! Austin now throws down the chair, kick and STUNNER to Chris Jericho and now kicks him out of the ring!! Austin has saved the bacon of the man he is set to face at SummerSlam Shawn Michaels, and he's helping Shawn Michaels up now, what sportsmanship by Stone Cold OH WAIT, STONE COLD STUNNER TO SHAWN MICHAELS!! some boo's to Austin from that but also some cheers aswell and Austin taunting down now into the face of HBK, wow what a match that is going to be at SummerSlam!
**Commercial - Trish Stratus One Scoop or Two - TWO PLEASE!!**
[Scene then goes to a dressing room where Lance Storm and Christian are discussing the Main Event tonight]
Christian : Ya know Lance it's great that finally a Canadian got a chance around this joint, I mean look there are no Canadians in this federation that ever get a chance at anything, I mean look The Undisputed Champion is a damn Amer....No he's Canadian oh yeah but anyway what about The Inter-Continental Champion I mean I.....Oh he's Canadian too but anyway Lance I'm still glad your gonna become The Champion of all of Europe tonight!
Lance Storm : Christian that's right, I owe it to all my fellow Canadians to take the European Championship from an American and actually to bring some prestige back that belt, I'm sure if I win the European Championship tonight they will be Dancing in Denmark and Partying in Poland..
Christian : Haha and Lovin' it in Lapland too!!
*Just then in bursts Shane Douglas*
Christian : What the heck do you want you Retarded Reekazoid?
Shane Douglas : Christian, Lance I dont want to wait until later for my revenge for that Con-Chairshit you pulled off last week I am going to kick both your asses right now!
Christian : Yeah that was totally Chairalicious wasn't it Dougie!
Lance : Douglas you think you can take me out right now, why dont you just try?
**Douglas now lunges in and starts brawling Lance and Christian but loud shouting means that a mass of officials come and split the malarchy up**
JR : Wow tensions rising here tonight with this Main Event, I think Ric Flair may have done just the job to get these men all fired up making a six pack Challenge Match!
King : See Ric Flair is a genious JR! He knows what a championship being on the line can do to men, he's seen it all before JR, This IS Ric Flair were talking about! The Nature Boy Whoooo!
MATCH THREE
One on One
Special Guest Referee RIC FLAIR
Kevin Nash vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
JR: This match came about last week after Nash helped out his long time friend HBK, and Jacknifed Stone Cold. Minutes later Austin went straight to Hogan�s office asking for Nash at Summerlsam, but Flair had already made the match for Stone Cold HBK at summerslam. So Stone Cold told Hogan he wanted him tonight, but as we know Hogan aint here tonight but Flair has booked the match and put himself as the ref!
King: No we can all rest at ease with the knowledge of the Nature boy as the referee! Whoooooooo!
JR: Are you serious King?
(( WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO - The NATURE BOY))
[Ric Flair walks out in another one of his glittering robes. He walks out underneath the Titan tron. He has his back facing the ring, he spins round and undoes the tie on his robe to reveal a referee�s t shirt underneath his robe. Flair struts down to the ring in his usual fashion, Flair gets down to the ring takes of his robe and gives it to the time keeper. Flair gets in the ring and waits for the wrestlers]
(( neee #static# new #static# new woor #static# NEW WORLD ORDER ))
[Big Sexy walks out with both arms raised in the air, the fans give him one hell of reception. Nash makes his way down to ringside. He doesnt once look at Flair he completely ignores him. Once in the ring he does the nWo hand signal to the fans and they give him one back]
King: Look at the nash clearly dissin The Commissioner! How dare he!
(( SMASH...... STONE COLD))
[Stone Cold bursts out from behind the curtain onto the Raw ramp way. He marches down the ramp getting an even better response from the crowd. Austin rolls under the bottom rope, and climbs the turnbuckles and does his usual taunts. Austin then walks right in Flair�s face and eyeballs the Nature Boy. He then throws his waist coat in the corner]
King: Now Austin dissin Flair, what the hell? Have they no respect for the 16 time world champion!
JR; Evidently not King!. Flair calls for the bell and this one begins. Stone Cold chanting WHAT to Nash. Big Sexy is none to pleased with that, he replied with a BIG KNEE to Austin�s gut!. Nash now with an whip into the ropes. Austin off the ropes... goes for a clothesline.. Nash ducks. Austin into the opposite set of ropes... Nash picks him up.... RUNNING SIDE WALK SLAM!. Nash with a cover 1....2... Austin got a shoulder up.. Flair count by Flair has to be said. Both men back up now, and Stone Cold lashing away at Nash with some slobber knocker punches to Nash�s face. Austin with a whip into the corner. Nash hit that badly, Austin now follows up. BIONIC KNEE to Nash. Austin knocks the big man down to the mat. Austin STOMPS away at Nash�s knee. Austin uses the ropes to make of an impact, Ric Flair is not happy about that, and lets Austin know about aswell. Stone Cold is in he face of Flair, Flair doesnt back down. This could explode right here... Austin backs down... but it�s given Nash enough time to pull himself together..... DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE from Nash. That almost took Stone Cold�s head off!. Nash now picks Austin up, not allowing him time to breathe. Nash hooks up.... lifts stone Cold up... Nash got Austin in the suplex position... he�s holding him in the air... DELAYED HANGING SUPLEX!. Nash into the cover straight away 1..2.. Austin got a shoulder up. Did that seem a bit fast to you King?
King: Ric Flair... the Nature boy... the Raw Commissioner with a fast count.... your going senile JR.
JR: Austin noticed it aswell. Austin is questioning Flair about. Flair fogs it off and tells Austin to get on with the match. Nash and Austin hook up.. neither man willing to give away control of the match. Nash sends Austin into the ropes... No Austin stops... boot tot he gut..... STUNNN.. NO... Nash blocks it. Nash sends Austin into the ropes this time... BOOT to the Face... Austin ducked it!. Austin off the ropes... LOU THESZ PRESS... Austin now opening a can of whoop ass on Nash. Stone Cold hammers away some right hands. Stone Cold covers 1.............2...... Flair is screwing Austin! That was one hell of a slow count!. Stone Cold covers again 1.................. Flair didnt even get to 2 that time, and Nash didnt kick out that quickly....
Stone Cold: WHAT?!
JR: Damn right Austin you tell Flair. Flair acting all innocent now. Stone Cold is in the face off Ric Flair. Stone Cold has him backed into the corner. Stone Cold WHOOP HIS ASS!
King: That�s the Commissioner of Raw your talking about JR. Nash is up.... Nash charges at Stone Cold.... BOOT TO THE HEAD!. WOW that might knock some sense into Austin... slow count indeed HUH! Kevin Nash goes for the cover... but Flair must have got hit aswell. 1......2......3 Nash has won this but Flair is out, we aint got a referee!. Nash trying to revive Flair now, to no success though, Nash rolls out of the ring, what�s he doing here now, Nash I like my announce table with a top... bring back that moniter! THEY AINT CHEAP YOU KNOW!. Nash is destroying our announce desk. Im gonna make sure this comes out of your wage packet Nash!.
JR: I don�t think he cares King!
King: I think you maybe right!. Stone Cold is up now and he� making his way over here, Nash don�t know this I dun think though... Stone Cold with a clothesline to Nash. Flair is still down and out here.... Austin is stomping a mud hole in Nash right infront of us. Stone Cold now has picked up one of our monitors. No Austin... Nash is back up.. Austin is about to ram that monitor into Nash�s head.... DROP TOE HOLD by Nash. Stone Cold�s face sent into the floor. Nash goes over to Flair and tries to revive him but still hasn�t come out of it. Nash picks Austin up and rolls him into the ring. Nash is signalling for it JR. Im so glad I aint Stone Cold Steve Austin now..... Nash picks him up... Boot to the gut.... Nash rams stone Cold between his legs. He;s signalling for it... WAIT who�s coming down to the ring? That�s Booker T... Nash is about to lift Stone Cold for the JACKKNIFE!. Booker Into the ring.... HARLEM SIDE KICK to KEVIN NASH!!! What the hell is this all ABOOT as Team Canada would say HA HA!. Booker T now reviving Flair. Stone Cold makes the cover... Booker T is leaving through the crowd. Flair only just able to make the count.... 1.........2....... NASH GOT A SHOULDER UP!. I wonder if Booker just seen that?. Flair is up now but Stone Cold and Nash aint!. Flair has started to count them out. Stone Cold and Nash both motionless on the ring mat... Flair is up to 6... wait someone is coming in through the crowd... Booker T is back to finish the job....
JR: That aint Booker T King... thats the Undertaker!
King: he�s banned from the arena though! Flair look out!
JR: Look at Flair�s face, where the hell is my camera when I need it!. Undertaker at ringside now, Flair is begging for forgiveness. Flair no hot wheeling it out of the ring. Undertaker in persuit of Flair!. But we aint got a referee. Now Stone Cold and Nash are gettin up, they sloppy but they are still going at it. Have we got a camera following Flair and Taker?. Here comes Earl Hebner.....
King : Hebner is in now, Austin winning the fist fight now but both men still sloppy this match has been a long hard brawl, Austin Irish whip to Nash, Nash reversed Austin off the ropes Nash looking for the boot he connects but to Austin's gut instead of his head but that could be a plus as Kevin Nash now grabs Austin's head throws it between his legs this could be it here JACKKNIFE and BOOM!! down to the canvas with all Nash can get, can Nash get the victory here cleanly over The Rattlesnake 1..........2.........3...He got him did he, but no Austin kicking out I thought? Damn we had controversy between these before on RAW but that time Austin kicking out? No It's being awarded to Nash
JR : I think Austin kicked out after the three to be fair King
Winner : Kevin Nash
King : Kevin Nash now straight away leaving the ring in a hurry I think we know what the problem is, The Problem is Booker T why the hell did he interfere in that match? Maybe We'll find out soon
JR : Austin now helping himself up by the ropes but look King, here comes Shawn Michaels he wants revenge from earlier tonight! HBK is in, SWEET CHIN MUSIC to Stone Cold Steve Austin, Austin may have lost some teeth from that shot! and Shawn Michaels now calling for a microphone.
[HBK]
Austin you wanted to make this personal earlier so good ol' HBK is gonna make this personal too, SummerSlam is my last night on the job, my last match in this ring and so this match is going to be a special occassion for me so for a special occassion we need a special match and yeah that's right Austin I have a match in mind, well seeing as I am Quitting after SummerSlam anyway, how about we raise the stakes a little and on the night I Quit, I'm going to make YOU QUIT, so Austin if your brain isn't so scrambled enough to understand, The Showstopper wants Stone Cold Steve Austin in an I QUIT Match at SummerSlam, so what d'ya think about that Jack?
*Fans cheer as HBK leaves the ring to his music*
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[The scene goes backstage and we see Johnathan Coachman running after someone, we see Booker T. Coach follows him....]
Coach: Booker... booker T. why did you just attack Kevin Nash?
Booker T: You wanna know why homes? I�ll tell you why, this guy thinks he was the best wrestler from Dubbya Cee Dubbya... well let me ask you something Coachman, who was the very last Dubbya Cee Dubbya Champ on the final episode of Monday Night Nirto?
Coach: Well you Booker...
Booker T: Yeah that�s right. So seeing as I just whooped yo� punk ass Nash, With the Harlem Side Kick how about you go toe to toe with the 5 time Dubbya Cee Dubbya Champion at Summerslam....?
[Booker T holds his hand out and starts shaking his head....]
Coach: Book you do realise Kevin Nash kicked out after the Harlem Side Kick, and the match continued?
Booker: You didnt say that......... TELL ME YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT!
[Booker T storms off out of shot]
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**SummerSlam Commercial - Advertises Undertaker vs Chris Benoit - WWE TITLE MATCH**
[We go backstage and we see a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire being poked in front of The Coach's face and the fans begin to cheer and laugh a little at this and then we here "BANG BANG!" and Cactus Jack walks into the shot as the crowd go absolutely beserk he hasnt been seen since early february!]
Coach : Hello everybody and guess who's back in the WWE yes It's Cactus Jack and Cactus has requested this interview time tonight so Mick fire away with what you want to say.
Cactus : Coach it's Cactus Jack dont bother calling me Mick Foley or Mankind or god forbid Dude Love those men are dead, cactus Jack killed Mick Foley and you know what I see people like Booker T, Kurt Angle making there little returns and just making challenges to get matches, Kurt Angle wants Brock, he gets him, Booker T wants Kevin Nash, he gets him, so Mrs Foley's baby boy Cactus Jack says he's going to get what he wants and what he wants is a match at SummerSlam too but I just dont know who to fight Coach, maybe I'll fight you how does that sound?
Coach : Mick I....
Cactus Jack; Dont call me Mick, I'm Cactus Jack, Hardcore Legend, and speaking of Hardcore that gives me an idea, you see this 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire how about I take this to SummerSlam and how about at SummerSlam Cactus Jack brings back some nostalgia to WWE Sadistic, some EC F'N W Nostalgia, What I'm saying Coach is that while over on Smackdown we have Terry Funk as Hardcore Champion which I applaud, on the RAW brand all the ex ECW stars have lost there roots and forgotten where they came from, guys like Shane Douglas a man who changed his ways to get the odd cheers from the crowd, Taz a sideshow midget who lost his backbone ever since he debuted in the WWE and ever since he left ECW and then Lance Storm a man who sold out on his extreme wrestling days in favour of his extreme views on other things well those three men let down the tradition, Hardcore doesn't live on in the WWE anymore like it did in ECW, extreme isn't a trashcan lid or a mop, it's Cactus Jack, the personification of Hardcore so basically what I'm saying, what I'm proposing is a King of The Extreme Match, Lance Storm, Shane Douglas, Taz and Cactus Jack, Fatal Fourway, And we will try find out who is EXTREME...BANG BANG!!
**Scene goes to ringside**
JR : Cactus Jack vs Lance Storm vs Shane Douglas vs Tazz is a proposed match for SummerSlam then now aswell as Kurt Angle vs Brock Lesnar and Booker T vs Kevin Nash, the only question is where will the European Championship be because it's quite likely that the title could change hands tonight and would the title be on the line at SummerSlam?
King : That's a pretty good point, maybe the rivalries wont get too much in the way of our huge main event match here tonight but if they do all hell will break loose!
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MATCH FOUR
Main Event
The Six Pack Challenge
European Championship Match
Non Sanctioned / One Fall to a Finish
Brock Lesnar (c) vs Lance Storm vs Shane Douglas vs Kane vs Tazz vs Booker T
JR : We have seen some great action so far and now were ready for the main event and perhaps the pick of the bunch, a European Championship Six Pack Challenge Match! Brock Lesnar has the deck stacked against him here because he could lose his title tonight without even getting pinned.
King : That's right but I'll give it to Ric Flair he's put on a great Raw show tonight, three amazing matches building up to this collossal Main Event!
((( LANCE STORM)))
JR : Here comes Lance Storm now accompanied by Christian these two gave Shane Douglas the Con-Chair-to last week on RAW and to be quite frank these two absolutely suck.
((( SHANE DOUGLAS )))
King : And here comes Shane Douglas now sprinting down the aisle and trying to get to Christian and Lance Storm but there is a mass of officials and referee's splitting up the ring here and Douglas and Storm being sent to opposite corners of the ring and Christian is being told to leave the ring and he's just standing outside the ring..
((( JUST ANOTHER VICTIM! )))
JR : And here comes the man from the streets of Brooklyn New York what would it do to this man's career if he won the European Championship here tonight? Tazz now being sent to his corner...
((( CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA?!? )))
King : Haha here he comes JR, count em' the 1...2...3...4...5 Time wCw Champion can you dig it JR? booker t doing his pose in the aisle as he then walks to the ring and stands in his corner...
((( BOOM!! )))
JR : Doesn't look like Kane is coming out here, Ric Flair booked him tonight but Kane isn't coming out here,
King : What a waste of a European Championship Shot..
((( BOOM!!! )))
JR : There is Kane's music again but no sign of him, we saw Kane walk out of the WWE along time ago and looks like he isn't going to be back tonight!
King : He's a big red muffin anyway hahaha!!
((( THE NEXT BIG THING - BROCK LESNAR )))
King : Here he comes and Brock isn't a muffin like Kane, at SummerSlam he'll be facing Kurt Angle what a match that will be!, The European Champion accompanied by Paul Heyman, this should be a classic RAW main event here tonight, Lesnar now into the ring as Heyman watches on from the outside, the mass of officials now leaving the ring and were left with just one referee but with everybody in order in the ring now...DING DING DING!!
JR : Douglas and Storm mouthing off across the ring now at each other and Booker T is poking fun at Taz but in the ring we have Brock Lesnar on his own but look this is non sanctioned remember and into the ring rolls Christian
King : Christian JR you gotta love him atatcking Lesnar now from behind but Lesnar aint budging and look in comes Lance Storm now trying to double up with Christian on Brock, Christian isn't even supposed to be here haha!! but who cares Christian rules JR! Christian and Lance Storm now punches and kicks to Brock Lesnar and now have him reeling on the ropes double Irish whip to Brock, Brock hits the ropes and double kick to the gut by Lance and Christian and now setting up the Double Suplex but NO! Brock counters suplexing both Christian and Storm! what a feat of strength that was!
JR : Christian and Lance now rolling out of the ring and Christian would you believe is being ejected from ringside, good I say! Lance Storm is protesting and now as this is happening across the ring runs Tazz and he clotheslines Booker T off the apron, Tazz starts laughing but then walks into Brock Lesnar but then from behind Lesnar comes Shane Douglas and now Tazz and Douglas double teaming on Lesnar trying to take the champion down, Douglas rights and lefts and Taz with some chop blocks and now Taz trying to lock in a Belly to Belly Suplex but Brock counters with The Bearhug a devastating move that Brock can perfect and now Douglas breaking it up with a GERMAN SUPLEX!! and that was some strength and Brock somehow had kept the bearhug locked in on Taz so if you like a Double German Suplex, Douglas now into the pin on Taz, picking Taz there on purpose 1..........2...........Booker T pulls the Franchise out of the ring that could have possibly have been all right there!
King : This Six Pack Challenge more of a Five Way right now because Kane spoiled the match! Where the hell is Kane? but look now Douglas and Booker T slogging it out outside the ring as now Lance Storm back into the ring with some stern kicks to both Taz and Brock Lesnar! The two legal men here are supposed to be Lance and Brock I think JR and the referee is trying to get this match back together a real tough job for Nick Patrick but he's telling Tazz to go back to the corner and he is crawling back now so maybe we'll get some order again, meanwhile Booker T knee to Douglas midrift and now grabs his hair and shoves his head into the ring post, Booker T now rolling back inside and clotheslines down Lance Storm!
JR : Tazz and Booker T now back in the corners as Brock Lesnar picks up Lance Storm and gives him a Powerslam. But now Booker T just blind tagged himself in on Brock Lesnar and now starts kicking away at Lance Storm, Brock Lesnar isn't too happy but what the hell is this? down the side of the aisle way comes Kurt Angle and he runs and knocks down Paul Heyman!! Brock see's this and comes out of the ring after Kurt Angle, Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar now in a un Olympic or NCAA way brawling out through the crowd as Heyman groggily gets up and follows, Kurt may have cost Lesnar The European Championship, Brock cant retain the title if he's backstage were down to just four guys at ringside now, The Franchise and Taz in the corners as Booker T works on Lance Storm.
King : Booker T kick to the gut on Lance Storm....off the ropes...SCISSORS KICK!! no Lance Storm avoids it and counters with a leg sweep on Booker T now looking for The Single Leg Boston Crab and he's got it locked in, Booker T is inching towards the ropes and towards the corner and he tags in TAZ! Here comes Taz he kicks Booker T in the head when he comes in and everybody laughs and then TAZMISSION from behind Lance Storm who still had Booker locked in the Single Leg Crab, Lance Storm now is fading here with his hopes of becoming European Champion! Shane Douglas now though tearing across the ring and doesn't want to risk anything and breaks it up from behind with a sleeper of his own behind Taz! a Triple Tazmission here and now Booker T is back up and he hits the ropes and HARLEM SIDE KICK knocking them all down! Booker T covers Lance Storm but Booker T isn't the legal man!
JR : That's right, Booker now going up to the top rope could be looking for the Houston Hangover here on somebody but look here comes Kevin Nash!! Nash wants revenge from earlier and he knocks Booker T's balance and Booker T falls in an unenviable position on the top turnbuckle, and now Taz back up he climbs the turnbuckle, TAZPLEX on Booker T off the turnbuckle and Nash is stood outside the ring, Meanwhile Douglas and Storm are back up, there is some intense heat between these two, they are slogging at it, but what the hell? Not more Intereference that's the third or fourth interferer here comes CACTUS JACK! This match has been like a damn Royal Rumble and Cactus has that 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire and WHACK! takes down Lance Storm and WHACK! down goes The Franchise!
King : This is amazing and now Cactus dropping the 2x4 and shouting BANG BANG!! and he's leaving the ring now but Taz into the cover here on Lance Storm, New European Champion right here 1...........2.........Kevin Nash pulls Tazz off the cover to the outside of the ring and gives him a big boot!! or a small boot depending on your perspective hahaha!! Yes those two have had problems before in the past in WWE Sadistic! Cactus now what the hell is he doing? he's got some weapons and tossed them into the ring, there is a table wooohooo!! a steel chair and now Mick..sorry Cactus tossing in the steel steps and Cactus is shouting Lance Storm, Booker T and Shane Douglas to show him what they got!
JR : Wait Nash pulling Booker T out of the ring and now Nash brawling with Booker T outside and they are exchanging blows all the way up the aisle way and through the curtain as Taz rolls back into the ring, Taz and Lance Storm are the legal men, Douglas now purposely going to the corner so he can tag himself in, clever move but Taz isn't too happy at that and comes back into the ring anyway it's like a Triple Threat match, one of these men will become The European Champion! Cactus Jack now back into the ring and what the hell all three men attack Cactus Jack, Taz now locks up Cactus...TAZMISSION!! TAZMISSION!! but now look it's Shane Douglas he has picked up that Steel Chair and WHAM!! Knocks both Cactus and Tazz out of the ring!! This has been a very messy match I never seen so much carnage, Lance now from behind on Douglas Neckbreaker, Lance now sets up the table in the corner of the ring, Irish whip by Storm reversed by Douglas and Storm clatters his body through the table!!Douglas now into the cover 1............2.........New European Champion...NO..Storm gets a foot onto the ropes, it may be a Non Sanctioned match but inside that ring still you can break a pin that way. Douglas now signalling for his Finisher, PITTSBURGH PLUNGE....HE GOT IT!! Shane Douglas covers 1..........2.............3 YES!! YES!! The Franchise did it!! The Franchise did it!!! Douglas now being presented The European Championship!! What a night it has been! and What a night it will be at SummerSlam on the RAW side of things a new era has dawned on RAW in the WWE and it has been outstanding!! We'll see you at SummerSlam folks!
Winner : SHANE DOUGLAS New European Champion
*End of Show*
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