JR : Hello and welcome to Monday Night RAW! I'm Jim Ross and alongside me is Jerry The King Lawler and what an event we have for you tonight just 24 hours after the pay per view of the summer, the wrestle fest that was Summer Slam!
King : It was such an entertaining Pay Per View with both major championships, the Undisputed and Inter-Continental titles changing hands, but also we witnessed the debut of Goldberg, and the fact that he's gonna join the RAW brand, and he'll have his debut match here tonight! And also the return of The Big Red Machine Kane JR!
JR : That's right, a truly stunning PPV but right now we have Hollywood Hulk Hogan scheduled to come out here before our first match and were guessing he's going to address the situation involving Kane, of course last night he returned, I was glad to see The Big Red Machine back in Phoenix, but what he did was absolutely destroy two of Hogan's superstars, Justin Credible and Chris Benoit and Hulk Hogan proclaimed he was going to get some answers from Kane here tonight on RAW!
((( Hollywood Hulk Hogan - Raw Brand Owner )))
King : Here comes Hogan, he didn't get too involved at SummerSlam, hardly at all, not like over on Smackdown with Vince and Shane going tooth and nail, but he did make it clear that he wanted to address Kane here tonight........These fans are going wild, they are really pleased to see Hogan here tonight in Tucson.
JR : Hulk looks to be in a good mood here, he's saluting the crowd and showing off his python's and now taking the microphone from Lillian Garcia as she leaves the ring.....
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Summer Slam was totally off the charts wasn't it BROTHERS!!! You know, I thoroughly enjoyed it, Raw and Smackdown combining to give the fans what they wanted this summer! But as much as I enjoyed it there was one little thing that I would now like to address, one thing that I didn't like, one thing that really did Shock me, Blah Blah Blah, Right I haven't got all night so without any further ado I'd like to bring out The Big Red Machine Kane..........(Fans Mixed but mainly cheers)
((( BOOM!! - THE BIG RED MACHINE!!! )))
King : Ahhhh!!! Here he comes JR, I didn't expect to see Kane at Summer Slam, Kane came out unannounced and attacked Justin Credible with a Choke Slam and then attacked Chris Benoit shockingly with not one but two Tombstone Piledrivers and proclaiming to the world that he was a monster! I just don't understand it JR!
JR : I don't either, Kane is a good guy, You saw how much he's came out of his shell since he's been in the WWE and on RAW, maybe he was just having a bad night, but is it coincidental that Kane like the day he left, attacked Chris Benoit? And also attacking Justin Credible one of the men he and Benoit were facing in a tag team match a couple of months ago (Raw Brand Show #31)
King : I don't know JR what's up with Kane, he's maybe bitter that he fell out with Benoit, somebody who he felt he was becoming "friends" with, an unlikely duo that were our tag champions for a while here on RAW until Kane and Benoit were stripped, all these things may be contributing to Kane's mind set.....
JR : Kane now sliding under the bottom rope and standing staring at Hogan, tilting his head what's he thinking underneath that mask and in that frustrated brain of his?
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Kane, thank you for joining me out here, now I'm just curious here the same as all the Hulkamaniacs and all the Kane-anites, I'm wondering as many others are wondering, what the hell was that at SummerSlam? Why did you attack Chris Benoit, why did you attack Justin Credible? Where have you been for the past two or three months Kane?
[Kane]
You wanna know what makes me tick Hogan? You wanna know why I did what I did at SummerSlam? I tell you Hogan It's really very simple, you see I'm KANE, I'm a MONSTER, I can do what the hell I want! You see you forgot about me didn't you Hogan, Chris Benoit forgot about me, Justin Credible forgot about me, ALL MY KANE-ANITES FORGOT ABOUT KANE! (Fans Boo)
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Kane your completely paranoid, nobody had forgotten about you, I was always thinking about you, always wondering when you could come back, but I had no means of contacting you, I didn't know where to start my search, I didn't know where the hell to find you!
[Kane]
Hogan YOUR A DAMN LIAR!! Everybody forgot about KANE, Chris Benoit, Hulk Hogan, The Kane-anites ALL TURNED THEIR BACK ON KANE!! I was betrayed Hogan,
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
You weren't betrayed Kane and I'm not a liar!........
[Kane]
What if your right? What if I am Paranoid? What if you all wanted Kane to return? You wanted Kane to return huh? That's what you wanted? (Fans Cheer)
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
YES!!
[Kane]
Well here I am, I'm back, But I'll warn you, YOU AINT GONNA LIKE WHAT YOUR GONNA SEE!!!
((( WHO SUCKS NOW?! - KURT ANGLE New IC Champion )))
JR : That's Kurt Angle's music! Here he is! With that Inter-Continental Championship over his shoulder! It's a good job he's out here, I didn't like the way that was going! Kurt Angle now getting towards the ring, getting a thunderous ovation after last night, he's our new Inter-Continental Champion King!
King : He won that title in a gruelling Steel Cage match and he's here tonight, we haven't seen anything of The Rock or Lance Storm, maybe Kane did them in backstage who knows? I'd watch out Kurt! Kane is a monster!
[Kurt Angle]
Woah Woah Woah, I had to come out here because I'm sensing just a little bit of trouble and as your AMERICAN HERO and NEW IC CHAMP WHOOO!! I thought I'd come out here and sort it out! (Fans Cheer) Now Hogan just leave this to me a second....So Kane, you feel that you've been betrayed by the people, and by the people that you considered your friends? Well Kane, I've been in the same boat, just look at Team Angle, they left me high and dry, even if you forget about Benoit and Hogan here, you need to forget about dropping the fans, these people love you man, These fans took you to three tag team titles and a hardcore title, and they can take you even further, you think they betrayed you? They didn't, you have their backing 110% my friend, Oh It's True Kane! Oh Hell Fire and Brimstone it's True!
[Kane]
Kurt, I'm going to warn you and Hogan for the last time DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!!
[Kurt Angle]
I'm not trying to make fun of you Kane, Were supporting you, obviously you feel you have been betrayed like I said, but everybody is behind you, all these people here in Tucson are behind you, let me put it this way Kane, and no disrespect meant towards Stone Cold Steve Austin here, but if your a loyal Kane-anite and support Kane all the way GIMMIE A YOU SUCK!
Fans : YOU SUCK!
[Kurt Angle]
See Kane! These fans love you
Fans : KANE!! KANE!! KANE!! KANE!! KANE!!
JR : What's this? Kane now just shaking his head and leaving backwards over the ropes and now turning his back and up the aisle, he's turning his back on all these fans that are cheering his name, what is he doing?
[Kurt Angle]
What's up Kane? Kane get back in here! KANE!! Ok, Ok have it your way, walk away, walk away from these fans, turn your back on them, these fans aren't betraying you, you are betraying them! So walk back to where the heck you came from, like a coward, just like last night, as you walk away Kane I can see that yellow streak right down your back!, your yellow, your not a monster Kane, your nothing but a yellow bellied faceless freak!
King : Kurt with some harsh words for Kane and now that got Kane's attention, he's standing on top of the stage, he's staring back down to the ring
[Kurt Angle]
Oh I got your attention again huh? I wish I could see that face of yours Kane, but even through that mask, I can see the reactions of a coward!
JR : MY GOD! Kane is irate, why isn't he doing anything? He's pacing up and down on the stage, he's holding his hair and his head and making some groaning noises, what's going on in his head?
King : I don't know what's going on in his head, but I know why he isn't taking out any action against Kurt Angle, because he's a coward! I agree with Kurt now, he isn't a monster at all!
[Kurt Angle]
Kane you stand right there and hold your head and groan and moan all you like, you see I want to see the REAL KANE, I'm telling the truth, and I'm telling it to your face, you can go ahead and leave this arena like a coward or you can stay here tonight and go face to face, man to man with the new Inter-Continental Champion! I want to find out how the real Kane works!
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
So Kane, what's it going to be? The Inter-Continental Title WONT be on the line (Fans : most Boo) But I'm not going to reward you for your cowardly actions!
[Kane]
You want to see the REAL KANE? You wanna know what I'm about? (holds his head and pulls his hair and groans, looking unstable) Well then you got it, I ACCEPT, Kurt, your gonna FEEL MY PAIN!
JR : Wow it's on, Kane vs Angle tonight! Kane now leaving backstage as Hogan and Kurt are in the ring still
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
So tonight it's on, Kurt Angle vs Kane in tonights MAIN EVENT! But now I'm kinda busy, let me leave you with the New Inter-Continental Champion while we go for commercial!
**Kurt Angle's music hits as Kurt poses for the fans and holds up the IC title to the crowd as the WWE goes to a commercial**
Match 1
New comers match
Cactus Jack Vs Sean O�Haire Vs Test Vs Bill Goldberg
JR: We learned that Bill Goldberg would be signing to the Raw brand at Summerslam, but kept us guessing till the end, even made his way to the Smackdown locker rooms then fooled us and went down to sign a contract for Raw. Along with three other men here tonight in a newcomers match Goldberg will enter into a four way dance. First person to get pinfall or submission will win the match.
King: Goldberg may have run up an impressive streak back in Dubbya Cee Dubbya but he�s got Test, Cactus Jack, and Sean O�Haire to beat, I�ve been keeping my eyes on these guys and they aint no push over!
(( BANG BANG � CACTUS JACK ))
[The fans give Mick Foley a huge ovation as he returns back to the WWE. He makes the guns with his finger ans screams bang bang at them before getting into the ring. Cactus gets in the ring and waits for the others]
(( SEAN O�HAIRE ))
[ Sean O�Haire walks out with dreads and a whole new attitude. Ohaire strolls down to ringside with long black leather jacket on. Ohaire gets in the ring, throws his jacket off and begins to work on Cactus]
JR: Ohaire not waiting for the other two competitors, he�s going to try and wear down Cactus Jack, to get an early pin, not sure if the match can start yet though. Sean Ohaire whips Cactus into the corner. KNIFE CHOPS to the chest of Cactus Jack�
(( TEST�. TEST�. THIS IS A TEST ))
[Test sprints down to the ring to get in the action]
JR: Sean O�haire and Test with a double IRISH WHIP into the ropes�. DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP. To Cactus Jack, both men powerful, a lot of height on that one. Sean O�Haire gets Cactus Jack to his feet� SPINE BUSTER PLANT. Cactus is getting one hell of beating here. Sean O�Haire choking the life out Cactus in the corner of the ring.
(( DUM DUM�. DUM DUM �. DURN DURN NE NE � WHO�S NEXT?!))
King: Here comes the man with all the hype, will he be worth the wait or just another dud? Goldberg walking through the smoke of the pyrotechnics. Goldberg see�s the action has started, he�s sprinting down to the ring, and here we go. Goldberg face to face with Test. Test has the height advantage but somehow I think Bill Goldberg is stronger. Test spits in the face of Goldberg, Goldberg is just laughing here. Goldberg with a huge right hand to Test, he�s got Test reeling he backs him into the ropes� IRISH WHIP into the ropes� Test comes back� SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE to Test. Goldberg now with an Elbow drop, makes a cover 1���..2��.. Sean O�Haire breaks up the count. Goldberg a little mad with O�Haire here, Goldberg heading straight for O�Haire. Goldberg with some huge right hands to O�Haire, he�s has him backed in the corner. Goldberg raming his shoulder into the gut of O�Haire. Test and Jack are going at it, Cactus just clotheslined the pair out, wondering how long it would take before Catus had to use the outside as weapons! Goldberg going to whip O�Haire into the opposite corner, O�Haire reverses it� Goldberg is sent crashing into the corner. He doesn�t seemed to be phased he just shook it off JR! Sean O�Haire now locks up for a suplex�. HE GETS IT! Even a slight delay when vertical! O�haire with the roll up 1���..2���.. Goldberg kicks out. Sean O�Haire get�s Goldberg back to a vertical base, both men looking for control, each mean using their legs to out power the other, Goldberg is pushing O�Haire into the corner. Sean O�Haire pulls the referee aside there, oh look Goldberg just went crashing to the floor� wonder how that happened�
JR: because O�Haire just low blowed him, do you have selective sight or something King? Sean O�Haire made sure the refere couldn�t see him and used an illegal move!
King: You know I kinda like this kid!
JR: You would Lawler!
King: Less of the last names Ross!
JR: Sean O�Haire is going up to the top turnbuckle, what are we going to see from this superstar� Swanton Bomb from the top rope, that�s damn impressive for a guy that size!
King: I think you�ll find O�Haire calls that the Seanton bomb, kinda catchy don�t you think� Sean makes the cover 1����..2���� Goldberg kicked out? What the hell. Look here comes test back into the ring, he tosses Sean O�Haire out of the ring, he wants some of Goldberg. Test gets Goldberg on his feet, he�s stamping his feet� were gonna see it JR�. BIG BOOT�. Goldberg ducked it� Goldberg is preparing� Test turns around, SPEAR�. The first ever SPEAR ON WWE TV!. Sean O�Haire looks as if he landed pretty bad on the outside. Goldberg is getting Test to his feet, he hocks up� he�s finishing him of�. He lifts him up� Goldberg just leaving Test vertical in the air� This is impressive, Test is pushing 6�5 and nearly 300 pounds, and Goldberg has no problems what so ever. JACK HAMMER to Test� Goldberg hooks the leg 1�����2������3 Goldberg with his first win in the WWE. What the hell happened to Cactus Jack in that match the beating he took from Sean O�Hiare must have really damaged him!
Match 2
Eddie Guerrero Vs Jeff Jarrett
No contest neither competitors RPed. Will not be carded until they contact |S|T|U|. Have one week then they are fired.
[We go backstage to Bill Goldberg on an interview set with Terri Runnels, he�s got a little sweat on his forehead after his debut match here on Raw. He takes a sip of water, Terri hen begins her questions..]
Terri: Bill Goldberg, thank you for this interview I realise you want to relax after your debut here tonight, the fans really seemed to enjoy seeing you back in a mainstream promotion.
Goldberg: Yeah that�s probably the biggest part I have missed aside the issue of being in that ring and tearing my opponents apart. I was a bit sceptic whether the fans would still be routing for me, as I know a lot of WWE fans or WWF as it was a few years ago didn�t like a few WCW stars, but it looks like they don�t care and are just happy to see me back.
Terri: could we just talk about your match a few minutes ago, for a few moments there it looked as if Sean O�Haire was going to cause an upset.
Goldberg: If the guy wants to cheat to try and beat Bill Goldberg that�s up to him, I don�t need to cheat as you�ve just seen Terri� I realise people still have stupid issue�s with me because of my previous employee�s but that�s their problem not mine� I�m here to make an impact and�.
[Goldberg pauses in talking as we see Dave Batista, walk on to the Raw set]
Goldberg: Can I help you son? I�m working here
Batista: Yeah I did notice that Bill Goldberg, I�m just waiting for you to ask the infamous question�.
Goldberg: Oh you wanna know Who�s Next�
Batista: There is� Who�s Next, well you know what Billy Boy� I�m next, Dave Batista, the single superstar that�s going to take this brand by storm, and I�m going after you first. So Goldberg what do you say, Bill Goldberg one on one with Batista?
Goldberg: I say your on!
[The scene ends with both men eyeballing each other, we then go to a commercial]
Match 3
Hardcore title match
Justin Credible Vs Terry Funk
King: Im getting deja-vu here JR, Credible against Funk for the Hardcore title, there�s a certain feeling that I�ve already encountered this?
JR We did encounter this before King, two weeks ago Funk had a title shot against Credible!
(( FUNK U! ))
[Terry Funk walks out with a 6 pack of beer, he rips one out of the back and opens the bottle with his teeth, and drinks it on his way down to the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope and offers a swig of the beer to referee Earl Hebner, but unsurprisingly Hebner declines. Funk puts the rest of the pack in the corner of the ring. He continues to drink his beer as he waits for the Hardcore champ]
King: Drinking before a match? Is that allowed JR?
(( JUST-IN-CREDIBLE ))
[Credible walks out with the Hardcore strap around his waist and a Singapore Kane in hand. Credible tells funk that he hasn�t got a chance and rubs the title to get at Funk. Funk seems quite content drinking his beer]
JR: Justin Credible getting in the ring here, he hands the Hardcore title over to Hebner, Earl raises it in the end to show this match is for the title. Funk still drinking that beer, the bell has rung, you asked if drinking before a match was allowed what about during the match King? Credible is a bit pissed off with Funk, He swings that Kane at Funk�s hand� the beer bottle smashes and what was left of Funk�s beer is all over the place. Credible laughing at Funk now, Funk doesn�t look too impressed though! Funk jumps on Credible and start hammer away at him with some hard right hands. He pry�s that Singapore Kane from Credible�s hand and he�s waiting for him to get up, KANE SHOT TO THE BACK OF CREDIBLE� Credible is on his knee�s screaming in pain� KANE TO THE SKULL, and the Kane snapped in half. Guess we wont see any more shots with that! Terry Funk makes the cover 1�����.2���. Credible gets his foot on the rope. Terry Funk is taking this outside, clothesline to Credible, sends him over the ropes. Funk slides out of the ring, but Credible was waiting� BOOT TO THE GUT�. IRISH WHIP INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Funk may have been able to take that kind of punishment a few years ago, but you can really see the effects in 2003! Justin Credible chocking the hell out of Funk against the steel steps. The referee is trying to get Credible to lay off, but anything goes in the hardcore environment! Credible getting in the face of Earl Hebner, and Hebner pushes him back� DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE STEPS from Funk!
King: What the hell? Earl you�re a senior referee, you should know better than that! Terry Funk looking under the ring here, and he�s bringing out wood JR! Terry Funk slides the table in the ring, Credible is back up� LOW BLOW to the Funkster! Credible looking for another weapon under the ring, he�s found a road sign which says Entry Only. OWCH� shot to the head with the sign. Funk is laid out at ringside, Credible goes for the cover 1����..2���� Funk got his shoulder up, Credible a split second away from retaining his championship! Credible gets Funk up to a vertical base, goes for another IRISH WHIP� Funk reverses it he sends credible into the steel post! Funk now taking him up on the ramp way, that drunk better not come near me! Funk taking Credilbe up to the Raw screens, bounces his head off the screens displaying the Raw logo. Credible gets free, charges at Funk with a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE. Funk�s skull bouncing of the metal staging at the top behind us. Credible hooks a leg referee counts 1����.2����.. Funk kicks out again. Credible is getting annoyed to say the least. He throws Funk on the floor and they are making their way back down to the ring. Thank god for that, the smell of Funk�s pits was killing me!
JR: Credible just kicking Funk down the ramp, like a football, Funk is trying to get up but seems to disorientated! Credible slides him back into the ring, Credible sets up the table in the corner, he�s put it against the turnbuckle in the far corner. Credible picks Funk away sends him into the ropes� DROP TOE HOLD THROUGH THE TABLE! This has to be all, Credible clears some of the pieces of wood to make the cover. 1�����2����.. Funk kicks out for a third time, how the hell is he doing this? Credible is really pissed off now, he gets Funk to his feet boots him in the gut.. were going to see his finisher, he�s having trouble picking Funk up for the Tombstone. Funk gets out of it� BACK BODY DROP! Funk now picks up that road sign, he just put it by Credible�s ass..�ENTRY ONLY� ha ha, Funk making a rather bold statement there. Funk with a shot to the head with the road sign and another. Funk is going over to get some beer, I don�t think right now is the best time for a drink. Funk has got two bottles, one in each hand�. Credible is on his feet, a little unsteady� HOLY SHIT! Funk just smashed the two bottles over Credible�s head. Boot to the gut�. PILE DRIVER from Funk, now the cover 1���..2����3 Funk wins, Funk gets what he came to Raw for the Hardcore title! Look at Credible he�s a bloody mess after having two glass bottles smashed over his forehead. Funk now celebrating he�s offering Earl Hebner a bottle, Earl reclines the offer, Funk is little upset about this. Earl takes a beer, Funk now pouring beer all over his head and the championship! We�ll see you after the break folks.
[We see and advertisement for the next Pay Per View, Unforgiven, after that we see a Kurt Angle promotional video]
(( tick, tick, tick, tick, tick ��.. ))
[Just before the main event comes on theme music the fans of Raw have never heard before comes on, the video package plays and they soon start to boo and chant asshole. Triple H and Randy Orton walk out onto the stage, Hunter is wearing the Undisputed championship over his right shoulder and Randy has the European championship slung over his left shoulder. They are both dressed pretty smart, the fans give them a bad time, most remember the antics Hunter got away with last time he was the champ and had the right to come to Raw. ]
JR: If you�ve just tuned in folks, we were scheduled for the Raw main event, Kane against the IC champion Kurt Angle. But if you look in the ring we have a orange carpet in the ring and the evolution logo printed on it. Hunter and Orton are getting into the ring now, but the question on everyone�s lips is why are they here, and where is the third members of evolution, Ric Flair?
King: Do you know what I think this is JR? Look Hunter is sitting on those high chairs, and where have we seen those before? I�ll give you a hint, The ninth wonder of the world was sat in one on last week�s Raw, look there�s the Jeritron 5000
JR: a Hi-Lite Reel? Isn�t it enough he took Chris Jericho�s title at Summerslam, hell of a match that was, almost as good as Raw�s main event between the Rock, lance Storm and Kurt angle. If you didn�t know Kurt angle won that match and is the new IC champion, as for Lance Storm he was injured pretty bad and we may not see him for some weeks.
[Triple H collects a microphone from ringside as does Randy Orton]
Triple H: Ladies and Gentlemen, what you are going to see over the next 20 minutes is a one time only special, I would like to welcome you to the Evolution Reel!
JR: Evolution reel? This is a joke right?
Randy Orton: Can I first say it feels great to be here on Raw as a personal guest of the new Undisputed champion, Triple H. Now at Summerslam we warned all you Raw viewers to prepare to Evolve, and tonight is just the start, with the first and only Evolution reel. You see this was one of my great idea�s just like ENN, exclusive to the Smackdown brand. What better way to kill two birds with one stone? This segment is the ideal place to rub the fact Hunters is the new champ in Jericho�s face without him being able to do anything about it! And also to Evolve Raw.
King: Evolve Raw? By doing what? I quite like Raw as it is!
Triple H: Now If I could direct your attention to the Evotron 5000, ha ha ha, we�ll see some footage from Summerslam
[We see Randy Orton pin Shawn Michaels to retain the European championship, and Triple H narrowly beat Chris Jericho in the street fight. After this short footage the fans chant asshole and a Y2J chant breaks out]
Triple H: You can shout for the former paper champion all you want, he isn�t allowed on here tonight, but I am. I�m back on Raw, and it is my right to be here as the Undisputed champion for a record sixth time! Now unlike the previous champions I am offering Chris Jericho a re-match to the belt, you see as much as I can�t stand you, I know what it feels like to loose this belt, so Jericho you just get in touch and we beat the shit out of each other all over again, unless you can�t face it again? Now would you all welcome my first guest on the Evolution reel, the Raw brand owner�. The legend himself�. Hollywood Hulk Hogan�..
JR: Hogan won�t come down to this, he didn�t even know anything about this�.
(( BOW WOW WOW�.. HULKSTER ))
[Hogan�s music plays, but he doesn�t come out. There is a silence and the music plays one more time after a little while Hogan comes out, he obviously didn�t expect to be called out. Hogan makes his way down to the ring]
King: Hogan doesn�t look best pleased to say the least. Hogan walks up the steps, and enters the ring, he looks a little threatened and I don�t blame them, I know what these two are capable of.
Triple H: Take a seat Hogan, there�s no need to be worried, this is just a shoot interview, there we go Randy has a microphone for you. Before we commence with he interview, lets just look at some footage from 6 months ago, Hogan if you�d like to look at the Evotron�.
[We see a package featuring the problems Hunter caused for Hogan as the Undisputed champion, we see
Stephanie McMahon on all four�s behind Hogan, Triple H push Hogan over Stephanie much to the embracement of Hogan. We then see Hunter and Stephanie invading Raw and getting front row seats waving signs up which can be clearly seen by the camera�s �Raw needs HHH� and �Hogan needs HHH�. We then go back to ringside, where Hogan is looking even more annoyed]
Triple H: What�s wrong Hogan? Are those bad memories for you?
Hogan: What do you want Hunter, I don�t need this kind of crap to deal with. If you want my congratulations on winning the title you have it. You worked hard at King of the Ring and I admire that, what I don�t admire is that evolution bull shit, and the stunts you had to pull to do it.
[The crowd really get behind Hogan on this one]
Triple H: What can�t the champ just have a talk with the Raw owner? I�ve just noticed recently that Raw has been slipping out of your control, and you know what Hogan it�s going to get a lot worse whilst I can come over to Raw, because the fact is the times have changed, and your still stuck in the mid 80�s you see Randy Orton and I have Evolved�. It�s about time you and the Raw brand evolved, fact is you need me Hogan, that�s the bottom line, your running a second rate promotion with a second rate roster to back you up!
Hogan: WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH, yes Evolve, change I get the idea Hunter. You think that I need you on Raw? Is that the same kind of need we needed back in January when you were the champ then? You said the same crap then Hunter, how I couldn�t survive without your presence of you on my brand. Well since then I�ve have two other Smackdown talents come over on to Raw as the Undisputed champion and the Raw brand and me survived just fine. When the Rock whooped your ass at the Royal Rumble the Raw brand did fine, infact we went on to steal the show at No Way Out debuting the Battle dome. Then when Chris Jericho won the belt we did fine aswell then, he debuted his Hi � Lite reel, something you�re failing to reproduce tonight. So Hunter, No we don�t need you on Raw, fine you�re the champ come see some matches but other than that stay the hell out of my way!
[A huge Hogan chant, breaks out, after he just got one up on Hunter]
King: Hogan just punked The Game out!
Triple H: You�re in self-denial ok I can understand that, perhaps my second and last ever guest on the Evolution Reel, can help you out� please welcome a real Legend, a 16 time world champion, the former Raw commissioner, the third member of Evolution, the Nature Boy Ric Flair!
(( WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ))
[Ric Flair walks out in a black suit and a red shirt underneath, most of the fans are just glad to see Flair back on Raw. Flair does his strut as he walks down to the Raw ramp. The Nature Boy walks up the steps and gets in the ring. Ric Flair collects another microphone, he goes up to Hogan and offers his hand to shake. Hogan just looks at it, unsure of what to do]
Ric Flair: You�re a little wary, I can understand that, you don�t know if you can trust the Nature boy. The Hulkster isn�t sure whether he can trust the Dirtiest Player in the Game?
Hogan: That about sums it up yeah Flair, I mean I have to ask you Flair why�. Why join this sorry excuse for a human being?
Ric Flair: I was fired Hogan doesn�t that register with you? No one wanted to know, expect this man, he gave me the opportunity to get back in this business and I took it. You know you would have done the same Hogan because we love this business! Now me and you used to be good friends Hogan and I don�t want that to change, but this man is the Undisputed champion he is a legend in the making, so what I�m saying is don�t get in the way of Evolution, don�t become part of the problem Hogan!
Hogan: Are you give me an ultimatum Ric? I don�t respond well to those, I think I get the idea boys and Ill bare it in my mind but what you have to remember is that this is my show, and I run my show my way. Now if you don�t mind I have a main event scheduled so to put it politely get out my ring!
[The three evolution members drop the microphone, and make their way up the ramp. Ric Flair stands in between the middle of both men and points to their championship. All three men throw their arms in the air to show their presence on Raw. Raw then goes to a commercial break advertising Unforgiven later in the month]
MAIN EVENT
Non-Title
Kurt Angle (IC) vs KANE
JR : Oh and now it's time folks, time for our Main Event, and time for the in ring return of KANE!
King : This could be one scary slobberknocker JR! I don't know what Kane we can expect tonight, a frustrated Kane, the monstrous Kane, but most certainly an unpredictable Kane and I don't know how a Kurt Angle at less than 100% can deal with that, he may not admit it, he is damn sure our new Inter-Continental Champion, but tonight in my opinion, Kurt Angle is the underdog!
JR : Well that's arguable, but in any event, it's not going to be a walkover for either man, and the winner of this match is going to have to fight hard for their victory....
((( BOOM! - Finger Eleven - Slow Chemical - I AM A MONSTER! )))
King : Ahhhh!!! Here he is JR! Here comes That Big Red Monster, I don't think we know quite yet what this man is capable of, he destroyed his former tag team partner Chris Benoit last night, proclaimed he is a monster and earlier tonight promised that he was going to wreak havoc across the WWE!
JR : Only time will tell King, but I know that these fans aren't appreciating Kane's new attitude and quite frankly neither am I!
Kane now climbs over the ropes into the ring and stares down the referee as he paces up and down the ring as the red lighting fades.....
((( WHO SUCKS NOW?! - WWE Inter-Continental Champion - Kurt Angle! )))
JR : Here comes Raw's finest, Olympic Gold Medallist and new IC Champion, Kurt Angle! Kurt Angle getting a huge ovation from the capacity crowd, giving him some respectful YOU SUCK chants, well if that's possible but thats what it sounds like, Kurt Angle now stops as the red white and blue pyro's go off in the aisle.....
King : Look JR!! Kane has come through the ropes and he's meeting Angle at the bottom of the aisle! Kane now with a huge right hand but Kurt ducking and now comes back with a few quick right hands to Kane knocking him slightly towards the ring apron, Kurt much quicker than Kane, Kane now reeling backwards and Kurt with a kick to the gut and now grabs Kane by the hair, whats he going to do? He's eyeing up the ring steps but Kane now breaking the grip and now grabs Kurt with both hands, those huge mits around Kurt's neck and TOSSED INTO THE RING STEPS!!!
Fans : OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
JR : Kurt just went flying, with the left side of his body taking full impact and absolutely wrecking those steps, knocking them completely off each other, Kane now breathing heavily through that mask and now pulling that Inter-Continental Championship off the waist of Kurt Angle and now tilting his head showing his emotion a little through the mask and now he's whipping Angle with his own IC title! How disrespectful, but now the referee, Jack Doan is out of the ring and after three shots he gets between the two, he'll destroy that IC title, he'll break the damn thing let alone Angle's back!
King : You damn right JR! That's gonna leave a mark in the morning, Doan now managing to get the title belt off Kane and takes it around to the timekeepers desk, and Doan is also telling the timekeeper to ring the bell it looks like, Doan saying were underway without even getting inside the ring, Kane now pulling up Angle and tossing him inside the ring, Kane stepping onto the apron as these fans are booing, but now Angle is up, limping, favouring that left leg, Kurt with a shoulder barge sending Kane off the apron and crashing into the barricade! Doan is now counting Kane out at the request of Angle 1.............2.................3...............This will be a good tactic employed by Angle, he knows how dangerous Kane can be........4..................5................But Kane is up now and he's rolled back inside but Kurt is on the attack kicking away at the ribs and back as Kane tries to get back to a vertical base, Kurt is hammering away now as Kane is helping himself up by the ropes, right hands and clubs to the back of the neck as Angle now set up Irish whip, but Kane reversal, Angle hits the ropes comes back BIG BOOT by Kane but Kurt ducks it and spins Kane around BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!! Kurt just planted Kane 1................2................Kane muscles out, and now Angle straight up and pulls up Kane by the hair and a few European Uppercuts shaking Kane as now Angle hooks up, SUPLEX, beautifully connected!, Angle now sitting up, turning around to make the cover BUT MY GOD KANE SITS UP!
JR : Both men sitting up and now Kurt sees Kane sit up and now waits behind him, he's stalking Kane, he's maybe looking for that Angle Slam, Kurt now has Kane hooked up, Kurt lifts Kane but he doesn't go far and lands behind Angle, Angle turns around and straight into a GOOZLE!!!! CHOKE SLAM!! NO!!! Kurt counters in mid air getting his legs over Kane's arm and wrapping them around Kane's head, he's locked in a triangle choke and Kane is being dragged to the mat by Angle, Kane is being choked out completely here, very very good counter to the Choke Slam, I don't know if we've ever seen that before, this is a Ju-Jitsu submission and is very affective, will it make Kane tap? I don't think this monster has ever tapped before in WWE Sadistic, although if anyone is going to make him tap it would be Kurt Angle you have to believe
King : Look JR Kurt's shoulders are down 1.............2..............Kurt managing to get his shoulder up in time, this submission means Kurt has his shoulders down for more leverage, he's got to be careful, look at Kane he's fading, watch his spare arm, look at the left arm, it's in a position ready to tap surely, tap Kane! Tap out! Why isn't he tapping? He's a freak JR!!! AHHHH!!! Kane where does he have the strength he's pulling Kurt, all 230 plus pounds up off the canvas.........this is inhuman, he has Kurt up with that one arm, into almost a powerbomb position, ONE ARM POWERBOMB! And now both men are down! That was i ncredible JR!
JR : Kane is inhuman, how he survived that I wont know! Kane now flat on his back as Angle is crawling towards the nearest bottom rope to try and pull himself up, the referee is counting here again 1.........................2.......................3........................4......................5.......................6...................7...............Kurt Angle is up.......................8......................KANE SITS UP...........9..............and Kane now is up, That took a lot out of both men, as now Kurt with a right hand to Kane and Kane with a THUNDEROUS UPPERCUT returning the favour and now Angle again right hand and Kane once again THUNDEROUS......OH NO! Kurt side stepped and Kane absolutely blasted Doan with that right uppercut! OH MY GOD!
King : Look, Kane has no emotion, he shows no signs of helping the referee as now Kurt is behind Kane, GERMAN SUPLEX! Kurt holding on, And there is the brace! Kurt holding on like a pitbull for the hat-trick THREE GERMAN SUPLEX'S!!!! Kurt Angle now pulling down his straps to his ring attire
Kurt : WHOOOOOOO!!!!!
JR : Here it comes folks ANGLE LOCK!!!! ANGLE LOCK!!! Kane is in pain here, This will make him tap, if nothing else will! Tap Out you freak! Teach him a lesson Kurt! Turning his back on the fans!
Kurt : If he taps JR, he isn't a monster like he says, he is exactly what Kurt Angle says and that is a yellow bellied coward!
JR : Kane is nowhere near the ropes, Kane did the big bad thing at SummerSlam, he said he was a monster, he attacked two men from behind, but he's done nothing face to face here tonight! Jack Doan is coming too, he is leaning up against the bottom turnbuckle, although he is a little dazed, Kane is in the centre of the ring, he is crawling, can he reach the ropes? He's trying to edge his way, he is screaming through that mask, I have never heard Kane do that before in such pain, Kane now is close, but ahhhhhh Kurt pulling him away, he's been in the hold a good minute now, maybe a minute and a half, Kane admit it, your not invincible, your not a monster, just tap, you have nothing to prove, Angle will break your ankle or even your damn leg!
King : Just tap Kane! TAP!!! TAP!!!! Ahhh Come on, Kane just inching towards the ropes again, still in agonising, unimaginable pain! Kane is nearly there, he is fingertips away, but Kurt pulls him away again to the joy of the crowd, and Angle screaming for Kane to tap............KANE TAPS!!! KANE TAPS!!!
JR : Kurt Angle has made The Big Red so called Monster tap, The Big Red Machine has tapped out for I think the first time in his career! And Kurt is celebrating in the ring here as Lillian announces him as the winner, Kurt posing to the crowd, what a great 24 hours for Kurt Angle! Kurt now leaving the turnbuckle and he's rolling outside, he's grabbed the microphone from Lillian Garcia and a steel chair, what's he doing? What's Kurt planning here?
King : I don't know, maybe it's not good for Kane! Kurt now coming inside and he's setting up the chair in the corner of the ring and sitting down, the referee hands him the IC title and leaves the ring as he puts the microphone to his lips, Kane meanwhile is still in paralysing pain with his left ankle, in the centre of the ring......
[Kurt Angle]
Kane, Kane, Kane I'll tell you now, just like last night I knew I was in a match tonight, you gave me a run for my money that's for sure but I'm afraid that's the only positive thing I've got to say right now, and seeing as we don't have much time left, I think I need to start on the negatives, but where to start? Kane at SummerSlam and at the start of the show you said you were a monster, you said that the new Kane had arrived and we aren't going to like what we are going to see........
**Kane is getting up gingerly on his bad leg in the middle of the ring, he's just about to his feet with his back turned on Kurt Angle**
[Kurt Angle]
Well Kane you've disappointed these people, they loved you, but you turned your back on them, and we saw tonight the totally new packaged Kane, completely different to the last one, but he wasn't a monster, he was a let down to the people, he was pathetic and we all saw the yellow streak running down the middle of that big red back!
**Kane is now stood up straight trying not to show that injury, trying not to show that weakness we presume, he also has his hands on his hips, but still his back turned on Kurt Angle**
[Kurt Angle]
I made you tap out Kane! Is that so monstrous? It's not something that a monster does! I know it's the Angle Lock, it's made the best in the business tap out, and your just another wrestler to add to the list but Kane you need to back up what you say, you need to prove that your a monster, I've uncovered you here tonight, I've discovered your feelings, I've discovered what makes you tick Kane, I've discovered your pain barriers, and nothing about you seems monstrous at all! But Kane I'm going to say this, I'm going to give you a last chance to prove to me I'm wrong, prove that your a monster, prove to these fans that you are a monster, PROVE TO THE WORLD YOUR A MONSTER, Face to Face with me right now!
**Kurt Angle sits up off the steel chair and walks a few paces towards Kane who has his back to Kurt**
[Kurt Angle]
I've uncovered every part about you Kane, And I know your NOT A MONSTER! Come on Kane face me! FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!!
King : This is an uneasy situation isn't it JR!!! Kurt want's the old Kane back, the lackadaisical retard that we saw tonight!
JR : Kane wasn't at his finest I'll agree and tonight he was more coward than monster, Kurt thinks he is doing the best thing for Kane here, maybe he is, we want to see the Big Red Ass Kicking Machine back in the WWE and on RAW!
King : Amen JR!
**Kurt Angle now stands directly behind Kane, just one step back, Kane is leaning forward now with the hair over his eyes, the crowd is wondering what's going on, Kane now puts his right hand to his face**
JR : What's Kane doing? He's just pulled some of his hair out, and now another clump, and another huge clump and it's dropped on the canvas.....
King : What on earth, whats he doing JR?
JR : I don't know, this ain't the Kane we know King, He needs some serious mental help, Kane now what's he doing? Chunks of hair from the right side of his head is missing and now he's got a hold of, has he? HE'S JUST PULLED THAT MASK STRAIGHT OFF HIS FACE, I can't quite see his face, all that hair just came off with the mask, Look at Kurt he is in shock behind Kane
King : Let's see that freaky face! Kane now slamming that mask down and all that brown hair with it and now, HE QUICKLY TURNS AROUND.................
JR : OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD KING!!!!!!!!
King : Everybody in this arena is in shock! MY GOD HE IS A MONSTER JR!!!!
JR : Kurt is froze to the spot and now Kane GOOZLE!!!!! And now CHOKE SLAM!!!!!!!!! CHOKE SLAM TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL BY THIS MONSTER!!!!
King : Kane now standing over Kurt Angle after that lethal Choke Slam! These fans in shock! Kane now grabbing the mic off the canvas, what's he going to say?
[KANE]
KURT ANGLE, CHRIS BENOIT, HULK HOGAN, THE FANS, THEY ALL WANT TO BE MY FRIENDS? THEY ALL WANT TO SEE THE REAL KANE? YOU WANTED ME TO EXPOSE MY DEMONS? WELL THEY ARE NOW UNLEASHED AND THE PLAGUE OF TERROR IN THE WWE IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING!!!!
JR : MY GOD! Look at the mans face! It's disfigured beyond recognition! Kurt has unleashed the demons of The Big Red Machine here tonight! He's exposed the monster to the world!
King : Oh look JR, Angle is slowly up, Kane has seen him and he's shouting loudly at him, he's scooped him up, OH NO!!! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!
JR : The Damn Tombstone! That's enough you sick twisted monster! We believe you, you are a monster! JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
**Kane now raises his arms slowly over the motionless body of Kurt Angle and BOOM!!! Pyro's explode from the ring posts as this weeks RAW goes off air, leaving next weeks show one of the most anticipated shows in the history of the RAW Brand, Kane next week, unmasked and uncensored and unexposed!**