JR : Hello everybody and welcome to Monday Night RAW! This is the last RAW show on the road to SummerSlam and we can expect things to explode here tonight with all the built up emotion going into the biggest event of the summer!
King : Yeah that�s right JR, SummerSlam really does have the making of a classic, and it�s going to all be mixed up tonight I�m sure as we are expecting every man from the Raw Main Event and also Chris Jericho could be in attendance for the last time on Raw as he presents another edition of his Highlight Reel with a mystery guest who do you think it could be JR?
JR : I haven�t got a clue, you never know with Chris Jericho, all I know is that I�m really looking forward to tonight, who knows what�s going to happen?
[The camera�s go backstage where we see The Rock entering the arena he is wearing a $500 dollar shirt and a pair of leather black pants plus a pair of blue tinted sunglasses he isnt getting a very good reception after the fans have seen him on the titantron, Rock is walking down the corridor looking his normal confident self, he walks past a few crew members that say �Hey Rock� and Rock replies with a little sarcastic �Hey Rock� back to them, he carries on and he gets to a locker room that says Hollywood Hulk Hogan on the plaque]
Rock : Keep your camera on Jabroni, Were going to take the Millions and Millions of Rock�s fans into Hogan�s room and watch me lay the patonkatonk Smackdown on his whisker biscuit candy ass
[Rock pushes open the locker room door but we cannot see Hulk Hogan however the crowd still gives a good cheer as they see The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart sat behind Hogan�s desk with his feet on the table drinking a cup of coffee]
Hart : Well I never, The Great One has entered the room, A real life Hollywood movie star in my presence, what can I do for you Rock
Rock : (sarcastic) What can I do for you Rock? Well you can start by knowing your damn role and shutting your damn mouth!
Hart : No Rock I cant do that, I�m Jimmy Hart, The Mouth of the South baby, You see my mouth made me a hell of a lot of money and Rock let me ask you the question I asked you when you entered the room with a little more effect
[Jimmy Hart pulls out his speaker phone thing and shouts down it at The Rock]
Hart : WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ROCK?! (fans cheer)
Rock : Well The Rock came in here looking for Hogan alright and Rock just wanted to know where he�s at, and Jimmy dont do that again or The Rock will take that speaker, he wont shine it up real nice, he wont turn it sideways The Rock will plainly stick it straight up your scrawny little candy ass! Now tell me where�s Hogan!
Hart : Well Rock, Hogan�s just left for a few minutes, he�s gone to speak with Kurt Angle, maybe to explain why he isn�t on the card, to explain the situation with Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin in the upcoming Pink slip match and......
Rock : Yeah yeah that�s all I wanted to know Jabroni, Just finish your little cup of coffee, keep your feet on the table and watch The Rock tonight beat the hell out of Jeff Jarrett and at SummerSlam become the Inter-Continental Champion!
[Snatches the speaker off the table]
Rock : IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IZZZZZZZZZZZ COOKIN!
[We see Hart put his fingers in his ears as we cut back to ringside]
Match One
Raven / Booker T vs Shelton Benjamin / Charlie Haas
No Contest � All Four Roleplayers Fired
[The camera�s go backstage to Terri Runnels standing in front of the RAW interview set with the big Aussie Nathan Jones]
Terri : Thanks for taking the time out for this interview Nathan, well up next you�ve got a match with one of the great veterans in this industry that being Terry Funk in an ECW rules match. Now Nathan do you really think you have much of a chance going into this match, Terry Funk is a Hardcore legend and although your indeed a former Hardcore Champion you haven�t the experience of this man in this environment, how do you rate your chances in this match?
Nathan : Well Terri, I don�t really see what all the fuss is about, I�m battling your name sake here tonight, so let me put it this way Terry Funk had to become the hardcore legend that he is today simply because he wouldnt be able to survive the world we live in today living with a womans name! But apart from that I do rate my chances I was locked up in Australia, I was in a hardcore environment for ten whole years, I�m bad to the bone and Terry Funk tonight will feel the wrath of the colossus of Boggo Road NATHAN JONES!
[Scene goes back to ringside]
Match Two
ECW Rules Match
Terry Funk vs Nathan Jones
JR : Nathan Jones very confident tonight, he thinks he�s got more than a good chance of beating Terry Funk in his own environment here tonight
King : I wouldn�t bet against him, he�s 6�10 300lbs of an animalistic criminal from down under, he�s a specimen JR, he�s in great shape....
JR : Sorry to interuppt you King but I�m getting word from my sources that a match has been signed for SummerSlam and that Terry Funk the man ready to go to battle with Nathan Jones momentarily has been signed to a one on one match with Raw Brand Newcomer, The man that we will see in action later against The Rock in our Main Event, Facing The Chosen One Jeff Jarrett, no word on any other stipulation, that�s all I�m getting but that should be a fantastic match, I wonder if Terry Funk knows about that yet?
((( FUNK U! )))
Terry Funk walks out wearing his customary FUNK U t-shirt and his normal ring attire bottoms getting a good reaction from the crowd, these people have got a lot of respect for Terry Funk
JR : I�m surprised that the son of a gun is still standing after last week, Terry Funk missed a Moonsault and took himself through tables, wires, electrics and more and to top it off was given a devastating Tombstone Piledriver on the steel chair on the hard concrete floor by Justin Credible, you just know that Funk wants another shot at Justin Credible and he may well get one somewhere down the line, but at SummerSlam it will be Funk and Jarrett one on one!
((( I AM NATHAN JONES � G�DAY! )))
King : Nathan Jones drives out now in his low rider on RAW for the first time, how does he afford that thing? Mind you he probably stole it, but look! Terry Funk is looking under the ring, he�s got a SLEDGEHAMMER, my god! Jones is driving towards the ring, but Funk the crazy son of a.......ahhhhhhhhh
JR : Funk with that hammer across the bonnet of the car and now as Jones ditches out Funk with a second hammer shot through the windscreen! Funk is a crazy son of a bitch but we already knew that! He completely ruined Jones�s car!
King : Nathan Jones is going to kill him for that, The Sledgehammer is smashed right through the windscreen as now Nathan Jones runs at Funk and tackles him into the ring apron and now into a bearhug and SLAM Funk spine first into the Steel Ring Post! Jones can�t believe the damage that has been done to his car but it serves him right bringing it out in an ECW rules match! Jones now looking at the damage of the car and he slams his fists down on the bonnet in rage, he turns round now, such a menacing look, we havent seen this version of Nathan Jones and now he pulls up Funk by the hair and kicks him in the gut and tosses him back inside the ring!
JR : Jones now looking under the ring and he�s grabbed a trash can and a trash can lid and rolled them inside, what else do we have? He�s rolled in something else, looks like a mop. Nathan Jones now inside and aggressively throws Funk into a corner and hits him with rights and lefts but now Funk counters with an eye gouge and comes back with alternate kicks to the knee caps of Nathan Jones till he falls indeed to his knee�s, Funk now grabbing the weapons that Jones brought inside, putting the trash can over the head of Jones who is on his knee�s and now picking up the mop and CRACK hitting the mop across the trash can and denting the can and knocking Jones onto his back but still he is inside the can as now Funk hits the ropes and comes back and OOH dropping all his weight back first onto the can and that�s gotta hurt Nathan Jones inside there as he pulls Jones out and the count 1...........2............Kickout by Jones
King : These Hardcore matches sure have some unique offence dont they JR! as now Funk pulls up Jones and grabs the trash can lid but Jones with a round house kick to Funk�s head knocking the trash can into his face! Nathan Jones covers Funk 1..............2............Funk with a kickout as Jones rolls outside and grabs the ringsteps and rolls them inside and also now pulling the timekeeper away from his desk and getting his steel chair and rolls that inside. Funk is getting up inside as Jones now runs at Funk but Funk, Drop Toe Hold and big Jones goes face first into those steel steps! Funk now is up and he see's the steel steps and he picks them up and places them in the corner between the second and third rope, and now Funk sets up Jones here, trying to negotiate him in a position in the corner, Funk has set Jones facing outside the ring on his knee�s with his head and shoulders in line with those steel steps that have been set up as now Funk sets up the chair in the middle of the ring, whats the plan? OH LOOK Terry Funk running, SPRINGBOARD off the chair and SHOULDER TACKLE but Nathan Jones avoids the contact haha! And Terry Funk just tackled the steel steps head on, that echoed through the arena as the steps have fell outside and Funk might have seperated that shoulder!
JR : That�s gotta be all, like last week Funk took the risk and it didn�t pay off Jones with the pin 1...............2...............OH FUNK he kicked out! My God how did he do that?
King : Wow! Talk about Mick Foley, Funk week after week talking these hard knocks and he�s still, well standing I was gonna say but that isnt technically true, but he is helping himself up now by the ropes as Jones is awaiting him, Funk is up and Jones runs at him BOOT TO FACE, NO! Funk avoids it and Jones is straddled on the top rope! As now Funk picks up the steel chair that he hit the spring board off and BOOM cracks Jones in the skull with it and he falls outside!
JR : I think Jones has been....Yes he has he�s bleeding severly, he�s BUSTED OPEN at the hands of Terry Funk as now Funk coming through the ropes, looking down on Jones and whats this? He�s climbing to the second rope on the outside of the ring, he�s looking to the outside looking at Jones, dont do this Terry, think of your health, think of your family dont take the risk........OH FUNK PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE.......ELBOW DROP FROM THE SECOND ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! Terry Funk now covers a lifeless Nathan Jones (crowd with the ref) 1...........2..........3!!! Funk has won here tonight and these fans love it! They were really behind him here tonight and somewhere down the line that man will once again be the Hardcore Champion, What a match!
[The scene goes backstage after the ECW rules match between Nathan Jones and Terry Funk where we see Lance Storm with the Inter-Continental Championship around his waist standing in the corridor, he doesn�t have Edge by his side as now he is a Smackdown talent and Hogan has banned him tonight from entering the Raw Arena before SummerSlam, Lance Storm is chatting with Raw newcomer Jeff Jarrett]
Lance : Jeff Jarrett I�m so glad to see you get this oppertunity on Raw, I mean Jerry might own NWA TNA and you might perform there whilst on WWE contract I don�t really know, I wouldn�t blame you if you did, but I mean there is no way you would have returned to the WWE if it wasnt for Hogan, I dont think the McMahon�s would have had you over on Smackdown.
Jarrett : I wouldn�t have gone to Smackdown! Raw is the only place to be for the best talent in the world today and the fact is I�m a six time WWE Inter-Continental Champion, that belt that you got there I have held it before and tonight I get to make an impact by taking out The Rock one of the challengers for your Inter-Continental Championship this Sunday at SummerSlam and believe me I�m a veteran and I�m not going to waste this opportunity
Lance : That�s right you�ve got to take out The Rock tonight, Hulk Hogan has signed you, it�s one of the only things that he has done right in a long time, he signed some talent thats actually worth talking about, so Jeff tonight make sure you make a name for yourself...........
[Both men�s attention is taken away by a close by monitor, and the camera zooms right in on it, so we see it as a promotional video with theme music played over the top]
AFTER TWO YEARS IN EXILE..........
THE QUICKEST UPRISING SUPERSTAR IN WRESTLING HISTORY.........
IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT........
WHO�S NEXT?!?!.............
GOLDBERG!
COMING SOON........
[The package finishes as the camera cuts back to the arena where the fans are all chanting GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! But what brand will he join, Raw or Smackdown? Will he debut at SummerSlam?]
JR : Goldberg is coming folks but where will he hang his hat, RAW or Smackdown? And will he be at SummerSlam this Sunday?!
King : Goldberg in the WWE who would have thought it! But I still can�t believe his video cut off Lance Storm and Jeff Jarrett backstage I was enjoying listening to that little conversation.....I bet that was Hogan ordering that they play that video
JR : Oh come on King
[The camera now cuts backstage where we see Justin Credible doing a few stretches in the back with the Hardcore title around his waist getting ready for his upcoming match with Lance Storm the WWE Inter-Continental Champion in a non title match, Justin looks finished with preparing after a few seconds and stands up straight and picks up a bottle of water and takes a sip, but just now Coach runs up to him to get a few words]
Coach : Sorry to do this just before your match but.......
Justin : I haven�t got time now Coach I�ve got an important match with Lance Storm
Coach : But Justin it�s important
Justin : Yeah and so is my match with Lance, get the hint and hit the bricks
Coach : No Justin really you need to know this, I�ve just been told by Jimmy Hart to pass on a message from Hollywood Hulk Hogan and that is you will be in action at SummerSlam defending your Hardcore title
Justin : Oh wow is that all? Who against? A Nathan Jones, a Terry Funk? Please I�ve beaten these before tell me who am I facing at SummerSlam?
Coach : CHRIS BENOIT!
JR : What? Chris Benoit?
King : Chris Benoit is returning for SummerSlam?
[Justin is fuming now as he stares down Coach before turning away down the corridor]
JR : That�s great news, were going to see Chris Benoit at SummerSlam he�s going to be challenging Justin Credible for the Hardcore Title!
Match Three
Non Title
Lance Storm (IC) vs Justin Credible (HC)
Justin Credible & Lance Storm battled to a Double Countout
[We go backstage after an encounter between Justin Credible and Lance Storm as the crowd give a big ovation as they see Kurt Angle still in his room watching a monitor, obviously he had an interest in the last match as he aims to take Lance Storm�s title at SummerSlam in a Triple Threat Steel Cage Match. Kurt Angle switches off the monitor now and sits back on his chair when he hears a knock on the door]
Kurt : COME IN!!!!
[The camera turns to the door and we see none other than The Rock walk in wearing his wrestling attire and his $500 shirt with a bottle of water in his hand, Kurt stands up to him and The Rock backs off]
Rock : Woah Woah Woah hold up baby, The Rock ain�t in here for a fight, Rock will wait till SummerSlam to whip your shiny bald headed candy ass, woah woah hold on Kurt dont get any closer, The Rock just wants to know a few things before he goes to the ring and lays the Smackdown on Jeff Jarrett
Kurt : Make it quick because your testing my patience already so hurry your bald headed candy ass up yourself!
Rock : Don�t get cheeky with The Rock baby or he�ll slap the taste out of your mouth, The Rock just wants to know what you were doing talking to Hogan earlier, now I spoke to that Jabroni Jimmy Hart and he said he was talking about the match earlier where Shelton and Charlie were involved in a pink slip match, now I�m not buying that we all know that your Hogan�s boy, you lick his Hulka ass every chance you get, Hulk Hogan and Kurt Angle the American icon�s we all know that Hogan wants a champion that the �people� appreciate, a champion that people can cheer and associate themselves with well The Rock says this, this Sunday there will be a new Inter-Continental Champ but it aint gonna be Kurt Angle, it�s going to be the Jabroni Beating, Pie Eating, Heart Stopping, Elbow Dropping, People�s Champ THE ROCK!
Kurt : That�s real sweet Rock but I�ve got different ideas about SummerSlam and also about tonight, you see Rock I don�t know where you get the idea of me being Hogan�s BOY i really don�t, but you know you are right the people do deserve a champion to be proud of and that of course would be me, not a Jericho and not a Storm but an All American Hero Kurt Angle! And you see Rock as for tonight you have a match right? Yeah you do you dont need to answer keep your mouth shut for a change, know your role and shut your mouth because you need to concentrate tonight because I might just make my way out there tonight during your match, and see what I�m going to be facing at SummerSlam one last time but since I beat you at King of the Ring dont blame me if I�m not as concerned as I should be OH IT�S TRUE!!!
Rock : (laughs) Kurt Kurt Kurt............(Rock CHEAP SHOT on Kurt with a slap in the face)
JR : Aw There was no need for that as now Rock adjusts his strudle and laughs at Kurt Angle holding his face on the floor as he turns around and goes to leave the room, Rock said he wasnt in here for a fight! But look Kurt is up and gets him in a waist lock before he leaves and WAISTLOCK TAKEDOWN and into a Front Face Lock on the locker room floor!
King : Ahhh come on Kurt let him go he has a match later!
JR : I think Kurt is going to choke The Rock out!
Kurt : (aggressively) Come on Rocky show me what you got!
King : Kurt might be able to send a message here but he can�t do this in the Cage or Lance will be climbing out!
[Referee�s hear the commotion and come in and break it up, Rock is taken out of the room as referee�s surround Kurt in the dressing room]
JR : This is going to get nasty at SummerSlam if not later tonight, is Kurt going to get involved in The Rock�s match?
King : One things for sure Rock�s only going to have one eye on his match with The Chosen One here tonight!
JR : But anyway before we have our Main Event Chris Jericho is scheduled to conduct his 4th ever edition of his HIGHLIGHT REEL
King : Yeah that�s right JR, He advertised last week that he would present a very special edition of the Highlight Reel with a very special guest, who is it JR? You usually know the scoops who is it?
JR : I don�t know, Chris Jericho is keeping his playing cards close to his chest on this one, All I know is that right now we have been told to show some footage from the end of Smackdown last Thursday, I was watching and I was in total shock with what went down
King : Yeah JR, It was one of the biggest shocks in recent memory
[The footage starts where we see former WWE Raw Commissioner Ric Flair, now manager of The Game, Triple H on Smackdown come down the aisle during a Triple Threat Match between HBK, HHH and Chris Jericho, Randy Orton is sticking his nose in and Ric Flair starts to argue with Randy Orton before he is pushed down, HHH see�s this and comes outside, where meanwhile in the ring Jericho is down after HBK hit the Sweet Chin Music, HBK however with his built up rivalry wanted some more of HHH and to pin him instead of Jericho, HBK came outside and Shockingly gets taken out with a HHH and Orton Double Clothesline, the footage then shows Flair distracting the referee and Orton hitting the RKO on HBK for HHH to pick up the victory as Orton stopped Jericho breaking the cover..........It is apparent that HHH, Orton and Flair screwed over both HBK and Jericho but why?.........Christian, Jericho and HBK try to fight the three off but amongst Steel Chairs and Brass Knuckles they fail and it becomes apparent that Triple H, Randy Orton and Ric Flair are together and that an EVOLUTION has begun in the WWE as Smackdown went off air with All three members of the new found faction Evolution stood with their arms raised over the broken bodies of HBK, Christian and Jericho]
JR : I thought a lot more of Ric Flair, Triple H and Randy Orton
King : Come on JR, Ric Flair is the Dirtiest Player in The Game, HHH is a man that broke your arm and terrorised RAW and Hulk Hogan for long periods and Randy Orton is following in their footsteps, Three Generations, Ric Flair a legend, HHH The Game and Randy Orton The Future, who can stop Evolution?
((( 0.579 0.462 0.372 0.283 0.138 0.038 0.000 � BOOM! � KING OF MY WORLD! )))
JR : Here comes our WWE Undisputed Champion Chris Jericho, perhaps for the last time on RAW because in six days he faces Triple H in what is one of the most highly anticipated matches that I can remember!
King : That�s right JR, look at Jericho though he�s got a huge plaster on his head, he got busted by a chair shot from Ric Flair, Jericho is wearing a sparkly purple jacket and matching pants with the title over his shoulder, he doesn�t look a happy bunny does he JR? Jericho getting a good reception however as he gets to the ring and to his Highlight Reel set and takes a microphone off one of the stools
[Chris Jericho]
WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO!! (fans cheer) Now I�m not out here tonight to abuse Michigan, to abuse you people in attendance, I�m out here to speak my mind about Evolution (fans booooo) Oh yeah so you all agree right? You all saw what Triple H, Randy Orton and Ric Flair pulled off on me, Christian and HBK last Thursday on Smackdown? And are you all with me in thinking that it absolutely STINKS! (fans cheer) You see I�m no angel myself, I�ve stooped quite low in my time but what Ric, Randy and Hunter did on Smackdown with simply WAY below the belt you see they decimated Shawn Michaels, layed waste to him for what? And then me and Christian just say they could get their moment in the spotlight at our expense and you see that doesn�t sit well with me, It�s something I�ll never forget, I wont forget it for a few reasons, one of them reasons being a gash that took four stitches in my forehead after a steel chair shot, but anyway Evolution aren�t here tonight, they are Smackdown property and seeing as they can�t be here tonight I�m going to take advantage on my Highlight Reel because since I got out of the hospital early Friday morning I�ve been on my cellfone trying to find somebody special to come onto my Highlight Reel and somebody who can really help me get under HHH�s skin, I asked Kevin Nash but he wasn�t interested, I asked Shawn Michaels but he would be in no condition and like me would be too worked up about it, then I tried to contact another two people of HHH�s past, two members of his little clique but I�m afraid that the doctors wouldn�t let Sean Waltman or Scott Hall out of the Rehabilitation clinic!! Yeah That�s right, I thought I was done, I thought I was over, who could I get to come on the Highlight Reel to really get at Triple H, and then it struck me and I got in touch with an old friend of mine and at times an old enemy of mine, somebody who I have chatted to and only has bad things to say about Triple H, so now let me introduce to the Highlight Reel.............THE 9th WONDER OF THE WORLD......CHYNA!!! (Fans go crazy)
King : What?! CHYNA?
((( DONT TREAT ME LIKE A WOMAN..........DONT TREAT ME LIKE A MAN )))
[Chyna walks out onto the stage to a huge ovation from the crowd, she is wearing a pair of blue jeans, black boots and a black top with a playboy bunny logo on the front, Chyna makes her way down to the ring, these fans can�t believe that she�s here tonight, she climbs the steel steps and Jericho sits on the rope and lets her inside, Jericho is applauding as is this capacity crowd]
CHYNA!! CHYNA!!! CHYNA!! CHYNA!!
[Chris Jericho]
Chyna, thank you for agreeing to come on the Highlight Reel tonight baby, I must admit your looking better than ever, I hate to bring up the whole Triple H, Chyna thing out of the dirt and It�s something that ideally you don�t want but you saw what happened to me on Smackdown, you�ve seen time after time HHH your ex husband use people, manipulate people and destroy people for selfish reasons, but please Chyna let me hand over to you
[Chyna]
First of all let me say a few Thank You�s, Chris thanks for inviting me onto the Highlight Reel tonight, It�s good to be back on WWE TV, even if it isn�t permanent I�m glad to be here, and Also Thank You to the fans who gave me such a good reception coming out here, I really appreciate it, and I really appreciate people that still follow my career outside of wrestling. But that�s not what I�ve been asked to talk about, Chris Jericho is just another victim of HHH�s ego rampage in wrestling, he�s so obsessed with being the best that he will sell his own soul and destroy the souls of everybody he needs to, just to get to the top of the tree. You see when I was young I realised I was indeed the 9th Wonder of the World, I wasn�t a quote Normal girl unquote, I wasn�t into shopping and make up I was into weight lifting and bodybuilding and I decided to try my hand at wrestling at Killer Kowalski�s wrestling school, the same wrestling school that Hunter attended, and it�s true Hunter got me into the wrestling business, and Triple H and his buddies, Sean Waltman, Shawn Michaels, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash at the time had the power to have me make a name for myself and I�ll admit Triple H seemed a very nice guy, he treated me like a woman, I thought he was a real man and HHH slowly became my significant other, I started setting records I was the first ever woman to enter the Royal Rumble, the first woman to qualify for King of the Ring, the first ever woman to win the WWE Inter-Continental Championship, that was all with the help of Triple H, and also Triple H had success that was down to myself his early championship reigns and so on, but Triple H, like his ego destroyed DX and like his ego destroyed Jericho on Smackdown, his ego destroyed our relationship, and then there was a little love triangle emerging with Stephanie McMahon getting in on the scene and with HBK gone, Nash, Hall in wCw who did HHH have to secure his job? He had a relationship starting with Stephanie which did hurt me, it was behind my back, but I stood tall and in the fall of 2000 I was in playboy and this musn�t have sat well with the new McMahon family which Triple H is now apart of, and it all came to a bitter end in August 2001 when Vince told me that my contract wasnt going to be renewed! So we all better pray that this Sunday Chris Jericho beats the HELL out of Hunter and retains his Undisputed Championship not that I�m bitter or anything (winks into the camera) Thanks very much for your time
JR : Woah that was the story and I have to admit I�m with Chyna and Jericho on this one, HHH is an ass!
King : Chyna there with the story, she must be emotional, he ruined her life for a short while but she did well and I must say she�s looking beautiful tonight, even getting out her handbag out to bash Triple H and got out her nails to claw and scratch at him haha!! But JR I do believe Chyna did tell the story as it was there but does HHH really deserve this witch-hunt? This just makes Jericho as bad as HHH
JR : Maybe your right King, There are going to be a lot of different opinions on this one that�s for sure!
[Chyna�s music is playing in the arena and waving to the crowd giving her a good reception but now Chris Jericho has the microphone and he orders for the music to be cut]
[Chris Jericho]
Woah Woah, I almost forget, You see you people want to see me get some revenge on Triple H at SummerSlam right? You want to see me dish out a Y2J beating that Triple H isn�t soon going to forget? Well you fans might just have another good reason to order Pay Per View this Sunday because I�m laying down a challenge for Triple H, you want to play dirty Hunter? Then how about we up the stakes at SummerSlam and make our WWE Undisputed Championship match a little more brutal, give the match a little theme a little stipulation, yeah that�s right Triple H you and me one on one at SummerSlam in a STREET FIGHT!
JR : Woah that�s upping the stakes right there, will Triple H accept this challenge?
King : Is Jericho crazy? He�s signing his life away, What about Evolution? Triple H is bound to accept this challenge! Maybe we�ll find out on Smackdown!
**Show cuts to a commercial break, when we return it�s Main Event time!
Match 4
Main Event
The Great One Vs The Chosen One
The Rock Vs Jeff Jarrett
JR: Next we have the Rock going one on one with Jeff Jarrett, not bad going by Jarrett, his first match here in the WWE and he�s headlining with the Rock�
King: exactly the nerve of it, you heard the Rock, Jeff Jarrett has no right main eventing Raw with a Hollywood star, such as the Rock. What the hell is he doing here anyway, last I heard he was trying to rip off the NWA name and do his own promotion with people we didn�t want any more�. The truth hurts don�t it Jarrett? I mean Ron Killings is over there� K-Kwik over here not so long ago� B.G James, Road Dogg Jesse James if im not mistaken. I�ve just figured it out JR, he�s here to steal our talent, I hear Raven is negotiations with TNA after he got himself fired this evening.
JR: Your just being paranoid now Jerry, Jarrett wants to make it once again here in the WWE, one of this companys best IC champs ever seen�.
King: Thanks for brining that up, yeah the guy lost to a woman!, and that woman was Chyna she was here earlier n folks. No disrespect to Chyna, but if Jarrett can loose to a woman, then he doesn�t deserve to be in the same ring as the Great One!
(( DUR DUR DUR DUR � KURT ANGLE ))
King: What the hell does baldy want know?
[Kurt walks out onto the stage, he soaks up some applause and then heads over to the Raw commentary team to the side of the Raw stage. Lawler then suddenly changes his tune]
King: Well hello there Kurt, what a pleasure it is for you to join us, what are you doing out here?
[Kurt sits down and puts a set of headphones on]
Angle: Well I thought I�d keep to my promise and come out and see what the Rock has to offer me next week at Summerslam. Hell I beat the guy last month, I wanna make sure it�s gonna be as easy as last time. Just joking the rock is determined to win the Raw main event jut like myself and Lance Storm, but I wanna make sure I�ve got the Rock scouted�. Oh It�s True!
JR: Well as you did point out, you did beat the Rock at the King of the Ring, to go through to Raw semi�s, but something tells me it�s going to be a whole different ball game inside a steel cage in a triple threat. The three of you experienced something similar last week in Hogan�s Ruthless Rotation, im getting word Jarrett is about to come out.
(( CH�..CH��CH�.. CHOSEN ONE ))
[Jeff Jarrett walks out wearing a pair of his silver wrestling shorts, and a brand new WWE merchandise t-shirt with SlapNutz across the front. Jeff also has his acoustic equaliser with him, his guitar. Jarrett makes his way down to the ring]
Angle: Jeff Jarrett into the ring now, throws his guitar up in the air much to the approval of the fans. Lets wait for the Rock and get this one started� I can see why you guys love your jobs so much this is great!
(( Hollywood Music ---- IZZZZZZZZ COOKIN�! ))
[The Rock walks out in his wrestling gear, he is about to walk down the ramp when he spots Kurt Angle waving at the Rock. This really riles Rocky up, he starts talking smack to him and makes his way cautiously down the ring, the Rock checks over his shoulder expecting a blind side attack]
King: Look at that Kurt the Rock knows you too well, he was expecting you to blind-side him�
Angle: Well I wouldn�t stoop to the Hollywood flop�s level�
King: Take that back Kurt, I�ve seen all two of the Rock�s films and he should have won an oscar!
JR: Why don�t you just get a room with the Rock King? Sish!
Angle: Could two little boys stop arguing Im trying to maintain my professionalism and call a match here�. Thank you� The Rock and Jeff Jarrett staring into each other�s eyes, Rock talking to the referee. SUCKER PUNCH from the Rock, just like the Rock to lull his opponent into a cheap shot. The Rock backs Jarrett into the corner, hammers home with those right hands. The Rock now with an IRISH WHIP into the opposite corner. I could have done that better you know that right JR?
JR: As a Raw commentator I try to stay unbiased Kurt, no doubt you are one hell of an athlete so too is the Rock, and the Rock is showing that right here� OVER HEAD SUPLEX to the 6 time Intercontinental champion, the Rock with an early pin attempt 1���.2�. No such luck with that one. He get�s Jarrett to his feet, the Rock talking some smack to our guest commentator, he says this one�s for you Kurt�. Jarrett with a reversal into the ropes short arm clothesline�
Angle: Yeah he sure showed me there, punked me there didn�t he�
King: You shouldn�t joke about that Kurt, he could really punk you out at Summerslam and get out of that cage first, and he wouldn�t even need Ashton Kutcher to do it (guy who host�s MTV Punk�d) You guys watch that show how cool is that HA HA! Jarrett gets the Rock up, SPIKE PLANT! Hook of the leg does Jeff 1����2��.. The Great One kicks out. Jeff gets the Rock to his feet, CHOP TO THE CHEST of the Rock a second�boot to the guy� VERTICAL SUPLEX from Jarrett. Using the ropes to wear the Rock down, hits an elbow drop, spinning his hips to make more of an impact on the Rock�s chest. Jarrett with another cover 1���.2��. Nope, the rock gets his left shoulder up. Rock back to a vertical base, Jarrett hooks up for another suplex perhaps� NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX from the Rock? He�s showing you Kurt, he�s showing you he can be just a technical�.
Angle: Ooooooh Im shaking King, give me a break, the Rock wouldn�t know technical if it hit him in the face, that was a fluke and all these American fans know it! Rock now going for a cover, waisting time there Rocky, could have kept the bridge after the northern lights, kids these days�.. 1���2��. Jarrett kicks out what a surprise that is. The Rock gets Jarrett on his feet, Jarrett reverses it sends him into the ropes no Rock with the go behind boot to the gut� DDT, hook of the leg. Rock sure changed the situation around.
JR: Look the Rock has had enough playing with Jarrett, he wants to finish this one right here right now� he�s stalking Jeff Jarrett former TNA Heavyweight champion. He�s waiting for his moment to stike, he hooks up� ROCK�.BOTTOO� Jarret hammers away with his elbow gets out of it, spins the Rock around�. HE HITS THE STROKE!. Jarrett just ht the Stroke on the Rock. The Rock crashes into the referee, the referee is out, the Rock is down and Jeff Jarrett has the cover 1����..2����3����.4����5����6 We�ve had a 6 count here ladies and gentleman, the Chosen One should have won this thing�..Kurt where the hell are you going� Kurt just left us at the commentary table, he�s gone backstage�.
[The camera�s are looking at the ramp way, we then see Kurt Angle rush back out with a second referee� Kurt then goes back to his post at commentary]
Angle: Sorry guys I had to go and do the honest thing and get another referee� Teddy Long in the ring, Jarrett still with the cover 1���..2���
King: ROCK KICKS OUT! WOOO HAAAA!
Angle: Jarrett had the match won, you saw it right JR, Jarrett had like a 39 count on him. There we see the first referee Nick Patrick being helped away by backstage staff�. Jarrett is leaning against the ropes in the ring. Rock is slowly getting to his feet. Jarrett looks to take control again� Rock blocks him right hand slobber knocker. Sorry got in JR mode, that�s a punch to you me guys. Rock with a spit punch combo� Jarrett tires to come out of the corner�. SPINE BUSTER�.
King: Look at the Rock, he�s get Jarrett�s leg�s he�s going for it� SHARP SHOOTER� it�s all over here folks� the Rock has got him in the middle of the ring�Rock just let the sharp shooter go, what the hell is he doing. He�s pointing up to you Kurt. The Rock know spinning around PUNKING you Kurt� Rock now has Jarrett�s ankle�. ANGLE LOCK�. I mean ANKLE LOCK�. He�s gonna get Jarrett to tap out with your move Kurt�.. Jarrett is screaming his in the middle of the ring there�s no where for him to go�.. JARRETT TAPS�The Rock beat Jarrett with your trade mark move Kurt what do you think about that Kurt?
Angle: Well he�s trying to get one up on me, but it don�t work like that I�ve already got under his skin, he hated me commentating on his match he released the Sharp Shooter which was insignificant compared to my Ankle Lock� OH IT�s TRUE�..
[The camera goes back down to the ring where we see The Rock celebrating mockingly throws his one amr in the air. The Rock calls for a microphone]
Rock: Yo American Bald Zero� how about you march your red white and blue ass down to the ring and we give this people a preview of Summerslam� what you say JABRONI?
[Kurt takes his head set off and begins to make his way to the ring]
JR: Summerslam come early King, Kurt like a man on a mission sprinting down to the ring� Angle slides into the ring�. The Rock just slid out of the ring, what a god damn coward� The fans all over the Rock here, he�s making his way up the aisle.....
King: HA he just punked Kurt again!
JR: The crowd chanting asshole and I don�t blame them, the Rock at the top of the rampway shaking his head at Kurt Angle. Angle is calling him back down to the ring�.
Rock: You want me down there Kurt�. NAAAAAAAAAA� it�s not gonna happen that way baldy, these people don�t deserve to see the Rock put on another great show� and you well Kurt your nothing, just like at the King of the Ring, at Summerslam your gonna be a runner up�� IF YA SMELL��BLAH BLAH BLAH��..BLAAAAAAAAH! See you Summerslam baby!
JR: The Rock just chickened out to a Summerslam preview and we�ve gotta go ladies and gentlemen, we�ll see you next week at Summerslam!
**End of show**