JR: Let be the first to welcome back Raw back on your TV screens, It's been a long break viewers im so glad to back in this seat along side my good friend Jerry Lawler�
King: I feel the same way man, But that break wasn't wasted was it JR�.
JR: No me and the event staff have been coming up with brand new ideas for the show�
King: Idea's� no JR, I'm on about the puppy action I've been getting. It was amazing I'm completely refreshed and ready for another day at the office JR!
JR: This is better than any office job King let me tell you, and I wouldn't change it for the world!, wait we've got to show this, we'll see you in a few minutes folks�.
[The video package opens up with an image of the three members of Team Angle, on screen reads the word "Especially paid for by the friends and family of the members of Team Angle". The next scene is of Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas arriving to the Raw brand, as team angle. We see some previous matches Shelton had competed in, the main focus is set on the prior to Shelton's injury. Kane Vs Shelton Benjamin to advance to a IC title shot, we see Kane applying the Ankle lock to Benjamin. We then hear a voice over�.
"Shelton Benjamin, was taken in his prime only three months after his debut here on the Raw brand, he was badly injured, Doctors only thought it would take rest to get this young man back into that ring he loved so much, but they were wrong. Shelton had to go through a major operation on his right leg with several ligaments torn. For any other ordinary person this could have been a career ending injury, but then Shelton Benjamin isn't any ordinary person"
We see more footage of Benjamin this time, of him in the hospital, then him doing some rehab on a treadmill. On screen it read�. " Shelton Benjamin returns�.. NEXT WEEK"]
King: Shelton Benjamin is coming back JR!
JR: I guess he's been cleared by the doctors to come back, well that is good news, as was said just then his injury was a lot more serious than initially thought, but we'll be looking forward to seeing the kid back! I'm being told were going backstage..
[The scene opens up and Hulk Hogan is in his office, all around him is Hulkamania merchandise from years gone by. Someone knocks on the door, and enters the room. Booker T walks in his wrestling gear ready for his match]
Booker T: You wanted to see me Hulk�.
Hulkster: Yeah I did Booker, come on in and take a seat, now Im really excited that you're here on the Raw brand, and with your debut match up next I wish you luck brother. But I wanna show you something Book, take a look at this little video I had put together�
[The transmission goes to the video feed both Hulk and Booker are watching, on screen we see Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, try to take over WCW in 1996 after leaving the WWF. We see the 6 man tag team match in which the infamous New World Order was created. The next few scenes show various stunts the band put together, we then see the match that got Hollywood Hogan out of retirement, a World Heavyweight title match against Big Daddy Cool Kevin Nash, we see the legendary push with one finger from Hogan to become the WCW champion one more time. The video package ends with the nWo logo on screen. We then go back to Hulk Hogan's office, where Booker has a huge smile on his face]
Booker: That's what Im talking about man, Ennnn Dubbya Oohhh, I was gonna come looking for you later, but seeing as you brought the topic man� I would be honoured for you to be the first member of MY New World Order� well the band is coming together� YEEEE-AAAAAH!
Hulkster: No Booker, I aint joining your now, let me try and get this across to you Booker, I respect your initative but I don't appreciate your lack of creativity. Me, Nash and Hall created the now, and it was huge man, the biggest thing this industry has ever seen. Even when it come over to Sadistic two years it was huge, but the keyword is was Booker. We could give any guy on the rest the nWo colours and they would instantly become a star, just because the New World Order was so big. I don't wanna seem to harsh on you Booker but the nWo isn't yours to dig up from the grave. If you peruse to form a version of the nWo, I will come down on you like a tonne of bricks. You wanna make alliances, no problem Book� just not this way� you understand�.
Booker T : Yeah I understand Hulk, I hear what your saying� but that don't mean I agree with it. I guess we'll just have to see what goes down man� Im my own man� and can make my own decisions�..
[With that Booker T leaves the room and slams the door behind him]
Match One
Booker T vs Chris Benoit
JR : Up next we have a match between new comer Booker T and one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions here on RAW Chris Benoit
King : That's right, The Crippler takes on the man fresh out of jail in Houston Texas, everybody's favourite criminal The Crook er I mean The Book
((( CAN YOU DIG IT ####nWo##### SUCKA! ##static )))
JR : Here he comes now and as we found out earlier Hogan did not want Booker to go ahead and reform one of the most contraversial stables in sports entertainment history, the New World Order, Booker T wants to move onto the next level and he feels that being the leader of the nWo will help him do that
King : I'm not too sure about this JR, remember how powerful the nWo was when Mr. Take your Vitamins was the leader, and that was powerful believe me, but when a convicted criminal is in charge of the faction, what can we expect here on Raw?
JR : Just give up on the criminal stuff King
((( WWE Tag Team Champ - Chris Benoit )))
King : Here he comes Chris Benoit now, holding that Tag team title by his side as he walks to the ring, These two have had a huge rivalry in the past and have always put on classic encounters, hopefully tonight wont be too different. I'm not sure who to pull for though here, I don't really like either man
JR : But you cannot deny their ability in the ring and that's fact King!
King : Booker T now has a microphone as Benoit passes his title to the referee, whats Booker T going to say?
[Booker T]
Woah Woah Hold em up Sucka! Now Chris, you probably know that the Bookerman been thinkin bout startin somethin up gain round here, and that's the New World Order. You see Benoit you the perfec man to come on board the nWo, I wanna put the nWo back on the map and me and you we aint friends, we aint partners but we are athletes and I know you can wrestle with the best of em' Sucka so whatta yo say? The Book and the Crippler nWo style?
-Benoit stares at Booker, Booker smiles at Benoit and puts his fingers up for the nWo pose, Benoit clearly looks confused, Benoit now looks like he's going to make his decision....OOOOOH KNIFE EDGE CHOP to Booker T, I guess that was a refusal-
JR : Chris Benoit obviously refusing Booker T here, Benoit now some more of those painful Knife edge chops to Booker sending him next to the ropes and now a kick to the gut on Booker and SNAP SUPLEX on Booker T! Chris Benoit now into a quick cover 1........2.........Booker T gets a shoulder up. Chris Benoit now straight into a fujiwama armbar but Booker not letting Benoit straighten the arm and Booker shoves Benoit away, Benoit with a backward roll and back onto his feet as Booker is also up and hits Benoit comin in with a kick to the gut and a DDT, Benoit was planted as Booker stands up and gets Benoit by the head, looking to hook up a Suplex here and Booker with a front Suplex and Benoit lands gut first on the ropes, Benoit now hanging over the ropes as Booker T is going to look for it here SCISSORS KICK but Benoit moves just in time, Benoit is on the apron here and as Booker comes back he clotheslines him down. Chris Benoit now climbs from the apron to the top rope and as Booker gets up Benoit jumps off with a Missile Dropkick!
King : Wow that move is a Booker T trademark perfected by Benoit as now Benoit turns over Booker T and is trying to fight Booker T down with clubs to the back of the head and neck trying to lock in a Crossface but Booker T rolls onto his back and counters quickly with a small package roll up pulling Benoit through by his arms 1............2............Benoit manages to kick out there as now they both get back to their feet and Booker T now with a Knife Edge to Benoit! now staring at his hand and another Knife Edge and a stare at the hand but Benoit comes back with a pair of Knife Edge's of his own! but ahhhh The Crook with a thumb to the eye stopping Benoit's momentum and wait setting up BOOK END, no Benoit with elbows to the side of the head and now knee to the gut and countered excellently, hooking up into a FISHERMAN SUPLEX 1............2..............Booker T kicks out!
JR : This match is back and forth pretty quickly as now Benoit waits for Booker T to get up and hooks up for the OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY and he connects! Benoit now with a CUT THROAT POSE as he goes up top, will he connect SWAN DIVE HEADBUTT and he CONNECTS! No? What's that about? Benoit hit that didn't he? Lets see the replay
King : Benoit off the top here with that headbutt in the replay ooooooh HAHA I see it now, Booker got the point of the elbow up right in Benoit's face! Benoit may be out cold, I never seen that before, maybe he learned that one in prison! definately nWo tactics shining through and look Benoit's forehead has started to bleed as now Booker SPIN-A-ROONY up onto his knee's and stalks Benoit who is groggily getting up BOOK END!! Benoit is planted 1.............2...............3 that's it, Booker has picked up this victory on his return, and over a WWE Tag Team Champion too!
JR : Sly and underhand tactics though by Booker T though
King : That's what you learn in jail JR!
JR : That was in the past! But maybe he should go to Jail for tactics that he used tonight, but now look he's back on the microphone as he walks back up the aisle
[Booker T]
Hey Benoit, remember what I said, and also to quote a famous saying right here, let me say this to you Benoit, and that is this, If ya can't beat em, JOIN EM! Now Can You Dig That? SUUUCKAAAAAAAA!!!
King : Woah! I wonder what Benoit is thinking
JR : And I wonder what Hogan is thinking! See you after the break folks!
Winner : Booker T
[A video package is played showing various Raw brand superstars, we are then shown a Don't Try this at Home advert. We go backstage after this. The scene opens up we see Ric Flair in his office, on a large executive leather chair. Chris Benoit is sitting on a couch looking through the newly published Raw magazine, on the front cover we see Chris Jericho with the Undisputed championship playing it like a guitar. There's a knock at the door, Benoit gets up and check's who it is.]
Benoit: Alright you can come in, Flair is expecting you�
[Benoit steps aside and in walks Justin Credible and Raven, the fans give a huge pop]
Naitch: Ah glad you could make it to the return of Raw guys, just the night to cement your future in this company. You may have had a rocky time here in the past but I think now after your time in TNA, and down at OVW, you will be huge talent here on the Raw brand! So gentlemen, I've prepared the contracts, all you have to do is sign on the dotted line�.
[Credible and Raven take their contracts they have a quick glance over it and read the small print at the bottom, Naitch hands each of them a pen with a smile. Credible signs it and throws the contract onto Flair's desk, Raven signs the contract and slides it back on the desk.]
Natich: Well Ill look forward to see each of you in the ring next week, enjoy the rest of the show wont you�.
[Naitch shows them the door with his hand, Credible walks up to Flair and squares off to him. Benoit gets up, to sort the situation out, Raven gets in his way and they stand off]
Naicth: There's no need of this guys, everything's cool here�.
Credible: Cool�. This aint cool Flair, we seen some of your latest signings last few months, and to be quite frank they aint done jack shit!. So we want some sort of guarantee we don't get ditched like your other talent.
Naicth: You have the Nature Boy's word� I already have plans for your match next week�
Credible: That's funny coz we had some plans aswell�. Didn't we Raven�
Raven: Yeah and quite ironic, it involved some Toothless Aggression�.
[With that Raven pushes Chris Benoit away from him Benoit goes for a clothesline, Raven ducks, hits him with a boot to the gut then plants the Evenflow to the floor. Raven and Credible both stand off to Flair, you can see Flair is quite un-easy. After toying with Flair's emotions Raven and Credible step back and leave the room with huge smiles on their faces. Ric goes to check on Chris Benoit. The scene then ends, as Benoit starts to get up]
[Another video package is played similar to one seen earlier in the night, we see a picture of Charlie Haas, with the same message as earlier "Especially paid for by the friends and family of the members of Team Angle". We see Haas debut much like we saw Shelton's, we some excellent team work by Hass and Benjamin, the following scenes then focus on Haas match against Chris Benoit we see each man executing highly technical moves, but one move goes wrong. Benoit hits a german suplex, but Haas lands on his shoulder, Benoit then applies the Corssface and the pain is too much for Haas.. we hear a voice over while all this is being shown
" Just like his fellow team mate Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas was injured just as he was climbing that ladder of success. What started off as a excellent show of technical wrestlers, between two superb athletes, turned into Charlie Haas' worst nightmare, a fractured shoulder blade. As if that spike German suplex wasn't enough, the Crippler Crossface was the killer blow to this young man's run. After extensive hospital treatment to his shoulder blade, Haas began the road to recovery in record time!"
The next few scene's see Haas in an upper body cast, and his right arm being supported in an hospital bed, the next few shots are of him begging that road to regenerate his arm doing some light work in the gym. On the screen a message is displayed� Charlie Haas returns to Raw NEXT WEEK!]
King: Charlie Haas is coming back, Shleton and Charlie� will they be fit for wrestling, I mean the kind of injuries they had could be a hazard at this stage, any sensible opponent would be working on the weak area's.
JR: Well I guess we will have to find out�
King: It's just occurred to me JR, two members of Team Angle is back, they couldn't come back without their leader�.. what do you know JR. Is Kurt coming back to Raw next week aswell?. You must know, you're the man inside, your in the know. Come on I wont tell any one�
JR: No I do not know anything and in case you had forgotten were broad casting to millions of people, If I did no anything I told you the whole world would know!
Main Event
One on One
Lance Storm (IC) Vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
King: Well we've only got two matches tonight, but Flair and Hogan stated to the audience tonight before we went live that, it would only be a warm up card, to get back into the swing of things. But we have had a lot going on backstage, I mean look what happened with Booker and Hogan, Hogan may have made a bad enemy there, it's the guys first night on the job, and he's coming down on him already!
JR; But you have to understand what Hogan is saying, even he one of the original trio of the New World Order doesn't want the band brought from the grave. I think I'm on Hogan's side with that.
King: Then with the news that two of three members of Team Angle are returning next week, and two brand new signings to the brand, Raven and Justin Credible what an impact they made this week..
JR: Hold we've got more news to add to that, next week we are going to see the Tag Team champions face Raven and Justin Credible� Kane and Benoit to face Raw's latest signings�.
(( DUR DUR DER DUR - UN-AMERICANS ))
[Lance Storm walk out parading the American flag back to front, this really gets the crowd riled up. Lance with the IC strap around his waist makes his way down to ringside. He gets in the ring, and climbs a turnbuckle and parades the flag around. The referee takes the IC strap and flag off Storm, and leaves him prepare for the match]
JR: The main event is about to get started, were just waiting for the rattle snake�.
(( SMASH - RATTLE SNAKE!))
[Austin walks out in his usually wrestling gear, the fans explode he tags some fans hands. Stone Cold rolls under the bottom ropes, goes face to face with Lance Storm then gives him the finger. He takes his waist coat off and the bell sounds]
King: Here we go each man circling each other, Austin is giving him some verbal beat down. Austin reels off some huge punches to the face of the IC champion. Austin gets him on the ropes, sends to the opposite set. Storm off the ropes� Belly to Belly suplex. Storm follows up with Naitch like chops to the chest. Backs him in the corner now, Storm mounts Austin and starts to pummel him, crowd chanting What after everyone. You bunch of morons Storm is kicking your fan favourites ass!. LANCE STORM LANCE STORM!
JR: Not that the Raw brand commentary team are biased in any way what so ever folks! Storm gets Austin out of the corner� NECKBREAKER from Lance, he makes this first cover of the match 1��.2�� My god that was close, Austin had to use the ropes there. Lance gets him back to his feet, Austin blocks him goes for a suplex. Lance breaks free, spins him around�. GERMAN!. Stunningly executed by Storm, coming into his own as one of the best technical wrestler here on the Raw brand, it'd be a tough call between him and Benoit, both well known for their ability. Storm back to his feet, Austin looking very groggy. Fireman's carry from Storm, applying a choke hold to Stone Cold, and Stone Cold is fading fast. The referee checks Austin, he isn't responding, he lifts his arm up once� it falls� Austin snap out of it�
King: Who's biased now huh JR?... The referee raises his arm a second time it falls� Austin is moving now though, he's on his knee's, he's battling back� gets out of the hold sends him into the ropes. Going for a Stunning, Storm grabbed the ropes to stop the Stunner look how smart Storm is. Storm and Austin lock up, wrist lock by Storm, push him into the ropes� School boy roll up from Storm 1���2���.3 Storm just beat Austin with a school boy roll up, I never though I would see the day. Storm is celebrating this is a huge win for him. Austin cant believe it.
Winner : Lance Storm
[Just then the Hulkatron comes on and we see Ric Flair from his office backstage]
Naitch: Now if you haven't already heard folks next week live on the Raw brand, the tag team champions are back and I've set up a match after the display of dis-respect by Raven and Justin Credible. Boys this the Dubbya Dubbya Eehhh, and more importantly this is the Raw brand. You may have gotten away with it back in Eee Ceee Dubbya, but not here boys� So next week it's gone be the Big Red Machine, Kane The Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit vs Raven and Justin Credible. Boys you made an impact no doubt about it, but you didn't not wanna mess with the Wheelin' Dealin'� limmo riding� jet flying� kiss stealing� SON OF A GUN� The Nature Boy Ric Flair�
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now one other thing� Austin� Stone Cold, I hope your listen because this is the main reason I'm talking. I spoke to you before we returned, and you promised me 100% commitment, you promised the old Stone Cold� the guy that Raised Hell in every match he was in� Stone Cold that performance barley raised and eyebrow, let a lone hell! So im giving you an ultimatum Stone Cold, I'm gonna give you some time off to think about this. You either go away for a little while and come back as the Stone Cold Steve Austin all these fans love to watch and cheer, or you LEAVE! It's as simple as that Steve� I'll look forward to hearing your decision�
[The transmission ends, the scene goes to Austin in the ring who doesn't look pleased]
JR: WOW, quite strong words from the Raw commissioner, Flair's way or the highway Stone Cold. Which you gonna take�.
[Another video package is played, we see a shadow of a man working on his mat work and speed. It shows him working out against another wrestler, but it is not known who, a voice over begins�
"This man is many things, and is perceived by many by people as very different things, In most people's opinion he is a legend of our time, a true ring master and general. Who is this man� Kurt Angle, after achieving a gold medal with broken neck, it seems fate is not without repercussion. This very same ailment, would send Kurt out of action for over three months, with his nagging neck injury with the tag team gold, he would have to put it all on the line, not just the title, this match could perhaps take his career� inside a steel cage. Kurt Angle and Charlie Haas lost the tag team champions, and Kurt could have last a lot more, fate did seem fit to put the same obstacle infront of Kurt in the form of a broken neck. After break through treatment, only recently discovered Kurt Angle will plough through his injury"
The video package continues, in the background we can hear Clocks by Coldplay (I recommend every one to download it!). We see Kurt Angle in surgery then, laying in a hospital bed. We then see him back in the ring working out. Another message comes on the screen, "Kurt Angle - Life's True Hero" there's a pause then another message comes up�. "Returning next week". We then see a group photo of Team Angle, and their logo at the bottom of the screen.
"Team Angle - Gladiators among men"
[The package ends]
King: I knew it JR, Kurt is coming back, the whole Team Angle back on Raw next week! That's what I'm talking about
The FIRST EVER Highlight Reel
JR : Tonight folks on the first RAW show back since the temporary closure at the beginning of May we are going to see a new segment debuted here tonight as Chris Jericho debuts his new feature entitled "Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel" Who knows what to expect when our WWE Undisputed Champion is in attendance. We've witnessed two great taster matches to get RAW swinging again and now were getting ready for something else that is very new to RAW it's all very nice to see
King : That's right We don't really know what to expect do we JR, and neither do these fans, we can see that the ring has been set up, there are a few chairs down there and a television screen and a lot of accessories that are very Jericho-esque the decoration looks very fitting for a King of the World the likes of Chris Jericho so I guess were ready then for this first ever here tonight on RAW!
JR : But who is his surprise guest on his first ever show?
King : I don't know but it's going to be huge! There are rumours flying around that it might be Hulk Hogan or even Kurt Angle but I guess were not going to have to wait long!
(((05 04 03 02 01 00 ------- BOOM - Saliva, King of my World)))
Chris Jericho's pyro's hit and his music blares over the PA system as he walks out with a pair of checked black and white pants on and a black Chris Jericho - King of the World hockey jersey on. He walks down to the ring with the WWE Undisputed Championship strapped around his waist, the fans are roaring out his name and cheering as he lets his presence known, he tags a few fans before getting in the ring and admiring the set, Jericho then poses by the ropes on the other side of the ring for the fans as he takes a microphone from Lillian Garcia�
[Chris Jericho]
WELCOME TO RAWWWWWW IS JERICHO BABY! (fans go nuts)
And everybody here tonight welcome to the FIRST EVER E-E-E-E-EVER edition of Chris Jericho's HIGHLIGHT REEL!!!
(A small package is shown where we see a video camera and Jericho's silhouette on the screen and the WWE logo in the bottom left hand corner of the screen changes to an image of a highlight reel and Jericho in a crucifix position)
I guess everybody is pumped up here tonight, and everybody has enjoyed the show so far, but things are just about to pick up, we've been off screen for two months and more importantly nobody has seen Chris Jericho in two months, but because I'm not such an egotistical or tv time hugging type of guy (sarcastic - crowd laugh) I'm going to introduce my first guest straight away and this man I'm about to introduce is an icon, a legend in this industry, he is perhaps the best wrestler of all time, he put the wrestling industry on the map, that's right he embodies wrestling and he is perhaps even immortal, and definitely a real American role model and Icon, that's right
JR : He's got to be talking about Hogan, Hulk Hogan is going to be Chris Jericho's first guest on the Highlight Reel! And you thought Kurt Angle!
King : What? Kurt is an American role model! He embodies wrestling, he's an Icon, he could be talking about Kurt! Don't be so na�ve JR!
That's right ladies and gentleman, Jerichoholics please give a warm welcome to a man who I have had my run ins with in the past, a former WWE Undisputed Champion in WWE Sadistic himself
King : Your right JR It's Hogan! I don't think Kurt's ever been the WWE Champion in WWE Sadistic! I was wanting to see Kurt out here too and were going to have to put up with Hogan!
JR : Be quiet King, Jericho hasn't announced who his official guest is yet�.
That's right everybody, tonight the first ever guest on Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel I give to you�..THE ROCK!
JR : The Rock?
King : Of course It's The Rock! And you thought it was going to be Hogan haha!!
JR : And you thought it was Kurt Angle!
King : I knew it was going to be The Rock all along!
((( Hollywood Introduction Music - IZZZZZZZ COOKIN!! )))
JR : I thought The Rock had left for good!
King : Look on the stage there he is!
The Rock walks onto the stage sporting a nice new haircut and a an amazing new tattoo on his right arm, he is wearing a pair of leather trousers with a Brahma bull belt buckle and a leather jacket top, the crowd are going absolutely nuts, he does a Hogan pose at the top of the aisle putting his hand to his ear, the crowd is still going crazy although they were expecting Hogan, but they probably don't even care, Rock now adjusts The People's strudel (lol) at the top of the aisle before walking down to the ring where Jericho is waiting and he is clapping The Rock's entrance, Rock stops at the bottom of the aisle and starts talkin to some hot chick in the front row, he tells her to touch his tensed muscle and she feels it and Rock smiles before walking up the ring steps and across the apron throwing his arm in the air. The Rock smells the air before climbing down and coming into the ring, he then walks across the ring and ducks under the video screen (Jeritron 5000) and salutes the crowd again, this time throwing his arm up three times to see if the crowd do a better reaction, but its immense each time, they are really happy to see the Brahma Bull back in the WWE and on Raw! Rock then grabs a microphone and sits down on a stool and waits for Jericho to continue�.
[Chris Jericho]
Well Rock it's nice to see you here tonight on Raw and I'm glad you could make it because you are the perfect person to have here on the first ever HIGHLIGHT REEL!
[The Rock]
Yeah baby that's no problem, Rock and Jericho, Jericho and Rock yeah were cool its really no big deal to The Rock, Rock likes what you've done here, you took The Rock's title and you've made Raw your own show here tonight, Rock's diggin that but excuse the Rock one second, and don't think The Rock is being too rude saying this here because I'm really glad I was invited but The Rock wants to know one thing and that's this�..WHAT IN THEEEEEEE BLUE-EST OF BLUE HELLS ARE YOU WEARING? No No No No No No No No The Rock doesn't mean to be rude but seriously those trousers got to go baby, you look more like a human chess board than a champion, but anywayz were not hear to talk fashion, although The Rock is the flashiest cat in town, hell he don't like to brag, he is here to talk smack about wrestling not about Chris Jericho getting caught by the fashion police, infact Rock has much respect for Chris Jericho and he is damn glad that Chris Jericho is taking the initiative and wanting to stay the best in the business and that's cool with The Rock so Chris please continue�.
[Chris Jericho]
Well thank you Rock, I might take a few pointers from you on the fashion scene, hell you're a hollywood star and an icon all over the world so I might start taking a little bit of notice, but like you say I'm here to ask you a few things and so let me start by asking this and that is have you missed being away from the WWE? Have you missed the fans? Have you missed going out there and laying the smackdown on Candy Ass!
[The Rock]
(Rock stands up to Jericho face to face)
The Rock says this Chris, I've missed having that title with me, I feel naked without it, hell it held up the people's pants for three months and everyday, every minute, every solitary second The Rock misses that title, and you say does The Rock miss the fans? Does The Rock miss laying the smackdown? Does Rock miss the WWE? Well The Rock's going to tell you very simply and very boldly so you Chris Jericho and the rest of your Jerichoholics can understand, I'm going tell everybody here in one word, Has The Rock missed World Wrestling Entertainment? NAAAAAH (Fans : Booooooo a little)
JR : Naaaaaah!?
King : Hahaha The Rock is great isn't he
[The Rock]
Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Wooooooooooooooooooah so now all you people want to boo The Rock? Hell wasn't it the people who forgot about The Rock? Who cared when The Rock retired from wrestling? Who cared when The Rock said he was having his last match? Who cared when The Rock was never going to compete again? So before you booo think about the reason's why The Rock thinks all you people are nothing but Trailer Park Trash, you turned on The Rock oh yeah that's right, The Rock will forever be The People's Champ, but nobody cares about The Rock, you took The Rock for granted, week in and week out I held together Smackdown and what do I get when I leave? No good luck in Hollywood letters, no good luck in the future fan mail, so isntead of The Rock sitting at home and being bitter and twisted about it all he decided The Rock would come back one more time and LAY THE PATONKATONKTONK on all the people's favourite wrestlers CAAAAANDY ASSES!! Right here on The Rock's show RAW!
[Fans]
ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!! ASSHOLE!!!
So The Rock's an asshole now? The Rock says that everybody has one but all you people are one, except for the hot mamma in the front row, hell The Rock's taking you out tonight babe, and you may get a viewing of the hottest premiere of all time The People's Stru��..
[Chris Jericho]
Woah Woah hey hold up, Sorry to interrupt you Rock but am I hearing this right? The Rock has been ditched by the people? What the hell do you think your doing? These people love you, you're the people's champion Rock you're a role model to every single American, you're an icon���
[The Rock]
Woah Woah Woaaaaah Jericho, so as soon as the people turn on The Rock he isnt an icon anymore? Look Jericho the people turned on The Great One not the other way around, The Rock didn't change, the times changed, these fans don't appreciate me, hell they don't appreciate you, they don't appreciate anybody, Think about it Chris, I like you man, but you remember what happened last time with you and these gap toothed hillbillys that come to these events? They began to cheer Rock and they boo'd Jericho, this was about a year ago, Rock defeated you at King of the Ring, Rock became more popular than Jericho and you lost your fan base and these people's respect, they dumped you and when you dumped them you went on to become a better man for it oh yeah, and if you want to achieve your full potential you have to drop the people soon, See The Rock got lucky he won the title with these people behind him and so did you Chris, but these fans like to get behind new stars and new wrestlers all the time and so they will soon turn on you (clicks fingers) JUST LIKE THAT!
[Chris Jericho]
Look Rock I'm not falling for any of this, I got it wrong before and you know it, these people here tonight are loyal Jerichoholics and I'm not going to tolerate you knocking them baby (cheers) You can spout off all this crap about them turning on you but the fact is without them there would be no Rock, there would be no Jericho and there would be no WWE! (cheers)
[The Rock]
Yeah Yeah The Rock could be anything he wanted to be, he is an actor and these people havent helped me to do that I'd be a pushing on a billionaire without these morons anyway! And so would you Chris as an international Rockstar! But still between us we have more talent than every wrestling fan in the world put together! We shouldn't be subject to these idiots that probably cant even wipe their own asses! Oh it's true Jabroni's!
[ROCKY SUCKS! ROCKY SUCKS! Some fans still cheer though, they are glad at this apparent turn]
(Rock does some mock clapping to the crowd to rile them up further) Yeah that's right put your grubby hands together and clap The Rock! Oh yeah The Rock can smell it, BO smelling out this whole arena, hell I'm choking in here worse than the Yankees! (Fans : Booooooooooo)
[HOGAN!! HOGAN!! HOGAN!! HOGAN!!]
JR : These fans chanting for Hogan! I cant believe Rock's attitude here tonight!
King : What's wrong? He's electrifying JR!
You can chant yer Hogan all you want, if he comes out here I'll show him who the real icon is, who the best of all time is, I'll show everybody that he aint a patch on The Rock, The Rock says this and he thinks it sort of wins my argument, on one hand you got Mr.Nanny and one hand you got the Scorpion King! I rest my case! But hey if he wants to bring his wrinkled self down this aisle, I'll be more than happy to WHOOP THAT BALD HEADED WHISKER BISCUIT CANDY ASS ALL OVER NYC!!
[HOGAN!! HOGAN!! HOGAN!! HOGAN!!]
[Chris Jericho]
Ok Rock, as much as you say you respect me, I respect you but the fact is this is my show, and what I say goes so you should stop dissing this crowd! You should stop dissing Hogan or I'll dish out the damndest Y2J Beating YOU HAVE E-E-E-EVER SEEN!!!! (Fans : Yeaaaaah!!)
(Chris Jericho and The Rock go nose to nose, Jericho pushes Rock and Rock pushes Jericho back, they get face to face again and exchange heated words until��.)
((( VOODOO CHILD - HULK HOGAN )))
King : Whats he doing out here? He's not invited!
JR : He's not taking any of what The Rock said I can guarantee you!
Hulk Hogan walks down the ramp and up the steps and into the ring doing his poses to the crowd as he comes down but still keeping a close eye on whats happening in the ring, Rock and Jericho have backed off as Hogan gets between them and he has a microphone
[Hulk Hogan]
I know I havent been invited Jericho but you know something, amongst all the fireworks and comotion going on back there I thought I heard your guest The People's Champ, The so called BEST EVER putting a verbal beatdown on Hulk Hogan! So Rock let me ask you something brotha! WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCH��
[The Rock]
Yeah whatever, That's so 1980's get with the times Whisker biscuit, and infact no The Rock apologises, Hogan I'm being a little disrespectful, The Rock see's you do have a little hair left, and still in typical Hulkamania style you still manage to make it look stupid! Woah hold on don't get too close Hogan, No No Rock's not done, Rock wouldn't want you to hulk up and bust a blood vessel or do a big boot and tear a hamstring or worse yet do a Leg Drop and break a hip! Oh No That's not what The Rock wants, Although that would be pretty embarrassing The Rock says that he isnt going to do that, but instead he will do something else that'll be sure to get your attention!
(BOOM - ROCK SLAPS HOGAN!)
[Rock now quickly leaves the ring and adjusts his strudle, Hogan is shocked he comes to the ropes and reaches down to grab The Rock but Rock just slaps him in the face again and to add insult SPITS IN HIS EYES!! Rock then gets back on the mic]
Rock : Hogan you and your Hulkamorons had better realise that The Rock is back baby, and he is back SEXIER and BADDER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL (fans join in) No No No No The Rock says it on his own! IF A YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (fans join in again) Now I know you don't have two cells to rub together people much like that SLAP HEAD in the ring, and you know what just like I'm gonna be finding out from this hot mamma in the crowd later Hogan how about you try this one on for size, SPIT (spits on the floor) OR SWALLOW? (Camera zooms in on his cheeky grin and a slight raise of the eyebrow)
Oh yeah baby hows that one taste Hulkamania?!
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALLALALALA WHAT THE ROCK!!!!!!!! IZZZZZZZZZZZZ COOKIN'!!!
(Rock's music hits as Jericho tries to help Hogan in the ring - Rock is getting a bad reception, but still a few cheers, Jericho looks at The Rock as he holds his title up in the air, Rock laughs and lifts his eyebrow, but then Rock starts to walk down to the ring and pretends to get back in but he steps away again and just signals to the girl in the front row to call him!)
King : Whats gotten into The Rock?
JR : I don't know but I don't like it one bit! Sorry to anyone who may have been offended by Rock's actions or colourful words here tonight, totally out of character, whats happened to The Rock?
(Jericho now looking at The Rock as Jericho on Hogan's blind side now also beginning to have a little smirk as Hogan is trying to clear his eyes, Jericho then see's to Hogan again to check he is ok as Rock leaves backstage)
OOC from staff:
Poor turnout, Benoit's no rp due to me told me he couldnt rp, but I forgot. Well done to Book and Storm for rping. We will be advertising for a new Austin as the last one failed to rp on three consective occassions. Hope you enjoyed the results, quite big results consdiering it was only two matches. Thx to Chris for writting a kick ass Hi Lite reel, hopefully see a few more of them on the Raw brand. Look out for the card Wednesday/ Thursday