King: Welcome to RAW, what a show we have tonight, this is set to be the biggest night in Raw history baby! I mean look at these matches JR. A triple threat for the European title, Stone Cold against HBK, Lance Storm against the Franchise, then to top it all off Kevin Nash and Hollywood Hulk Hogan against The Undertaker and Ric Flair!
JR: That�s the main event here tonight folks, Hogan has been pushed too far by Flair, he also said that he did it for the benefit of the company to get the ratings higher!
King: That�s a load of bull and you know it, The Nature Boy has got to The Hulkster, Flair is the dirtiest player in the game, and the master of physiological ware fare!. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. But what about Stone Cold and Shawn Michaels tonight JR, I cant see HBK being able to wrestle to his full potential so soon after the fall he took at King of the Ring!
JR: I guess we�ll find out King! What about our first match tonight King, this match just reaks of EEE Cee Dubbya . We got Shane Douglas to face the new Raw talent Lance Storm, I cant wait for that King!.
[ The scene goes backstage and we see Ric Flair in his office, hung up on the wall is one of his glitter robes he wears when entering a match. He looks over it and straightens it out then smiles. Moments later the Undertaker bursts in, after Taker Raven enters the room. Flair jumps as Taker startles Flair with his entrance]
Flair: If it aint Dead Man Inc..... you ready for tonight... WHOOOOO, you ready to get your hands on hogan, coz I sure as hell am!
Undertaker: God dam Flair, the Undertaker was born ready, and hell yeah I cant wait to get the �Immortal� Hulk Hogan in the ring. But I came here for one thing, I need to know if you got my back tonight. I want Hogan�s ass, but more importantly I want some of Kevin Nash. I mean did you see him last week interrupting my King of the Ring ceremony!
Flair: I totally understand taker, and I got your back as long as you got mine.
Undertaker: Then were cool... Ill see you out there... Nature BOY!
[Flair nods as Undertaker leaves Flair�s office]
JR: Undertaker questioning Flair there, but can he really trust Flair... I mean how the hell do you think he got the name the Dirtiest Player in the Game?
King: Flair is a man of his word! Anyway Im getting word the first match is starting....
One on One
Shane Douglas Vs Lance Storm
(( THE FRANCHISE.....))
[The Franchise walks out, he gets a good reception from the fans. Douglas runs down to the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and does some poses for the fans, but is cut short but Lance Storm�s music]
((LANCE STORM))
[Lance storm walks out waving a Canadian flag high up in the air. Shane Douglas is taunting Storm, half way down the ramp Storm drops the flag and sprints into the ring[
JR: Storm meet with Shane douglas as he enters the ring, douglas picks hi up and pushes him into the corner.. IRISH WHIP from the franchise... reversal by Lance Storm. Douglas straight into the turnbuckle... Douglas bounces from the cover. Storm with German Suplex... Into the BRDGE... 1....2... Storm with a very early and nieve pinfall attempt there. Douglas did not appreciate that, Douglas with a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE to Lance Storm. Douglas now choking the live out of Storm. Referee Charles Robinson not happy, he pulls Shane Douglas off Lance Storm. Douglas in the face of Robinson now, but Robison is not taking any crap, he starts screaming at him.... Douglas is shocked and turns around... Lance Storm is waiting... SPINNING HEEL KICK to Douglas. Lance Storm with another cover... 1....2... to close to the ropes. Douglas got a hold of the middle rope. Storm picking douglas up here, hooks up for a suplex by the looks. Storm goes for it, cant quite get Douglas up. Douglas hammering away with his fist at Storm�s gut, douglas gets out of the suplex position. NECKBREAKER on Storm. Douglas now runs into the ropes... off the ropes... ELBOW DROP!... Douglas off the ropes again... another ELBOW DROP. Douglas hooks the legs 1.....2... Storm with an easy kickout.
King: Both men are back up now, Storm reaches for Douglas. Storm whips Douglas into the ropes... No HA reversal by Douglas. Douglas goes for the cross body. Storm kicks him right in the chest. Douglas clenches his chest. Storm hooks up... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!. That sent Douglas to the other side of the ring!. Douglas surprisingly up quite fast!. Douglas with a DDT on Storm, Shane Douglas with the cover. 1....2... No Storm got his left shoulder up off the mat. Douglas is complaining it was a 3. Robinson is not having any of it. Robinson really is one bad ass! HAAA HAAA!. Shane Douglas picks up Storm, and pushes him into the corner. Douglas gets Storm up onto the turnbuckle, what has Douglas got in store here? Douglas now up on the middle tope... Hooks up.... SUPERPLEX!. WHAT A MOVE BY DOUGLAS! Douglas with the cover 1.....2..... Storm only just got his shoulders up. That was close JR!. Douglas is now complaining to Robinson about a slow count. Robinson just slapped Douglas!. Douglas cant believe it, Storm takes the advantage... SIDE RUSSIONA LEG SWEEP. Storm has grabbed one of Douglas� legs... some sort of submission move being applied... HALF BOSTON CRAB!. Wow that looks painful!. Storm with his knee in Shane Douglas� back to make even more pain. Douglas is screaming in pain here, Doesnt look as if Douglas has any other option but tap. What the hell.. Storm is pulling on the ropes to put more pressure on Douglas� back. The referee now pushes Storm to mat. Storm cant believe it, he gets in the face of Charles Robinson. WHAT THE HELL Robinson pushed him down again... Douglas with the roll up 1.....2....3! WHAT THE HELL? That cant count JR surely?
The Winner : Shane Douglas
JR: I guess it can King. The referee holding up Shane Douglas� arm, I guess it can go down like that King. But Douglas is coming over here now what the hell is he doing. He�s picked up two chairs? Douglas slides back into the ring with the steel chairs. He sets them up, he�s got Storm. Oh he�s going for the Pittsburgh Plunge into the steel chairs King. Wait who the hell is that comming down to the ramp? It�s Christian. Christian with the clothesline to Douglas. Christian is helping Storm up, Storm with a SUPER KICK TO DOUGLAS!. No Christian and Storm have a chair.... CONCHAIRTOO!!! to Shane Douglas!. Now Christian is holding up Lance Storms hand. What the hell is all this about?
King: Im not sure, but one thing I do know is that Douglas doesnt look like much of a winner!
[The scene goes backstage and we see Shawn Michaels knocking on Ric Flair�s door, HBK enters]
Flair: Whooooo HBK Shawn Michales nice to see you back on Raw!
HBK: yeah hi flair, listen you seen Hogan I need to speak to him about summerlsam...
Flair: well he aint shown up yet, maybe he cant face the fact of the nature Boy kicking his ass later tonight. But why do you have to see Hogan. Im the Raw commissioner and I can matches dammit!
HBK: Well alright, I want Stone Cold, at Summerslam, our match tonight is just a taster, this match deserves to be on a much grander scale JACK!
Flair: Well I�d have to agree, and If I had the final say on the card your match tonight would be the main event. But Hogan is on an ego trip and he wants to take the limelight. But leave that match with me, and Ill sort it out for you... Good luck later on Shawn.
HBK: You too Flair!.
[Hbk leaves the room. Flair gives a WHOOO as the scene fades out and goes back to ringside]
King: HA HA, looks as if Flair is enjoying himself running RAW!. Hogan hasn�t showed up yet JR. You know what the means, Hogan is scared, he�s scared of the Nature Boy, he�s scared that he could get his ass kicked here tonight live on his VERY OWN show!
JR: Yeah what ever King, Hogan will have a perfect excuse for being late, and I don�t think Hogan will be to pleased with Flair organising Summerslam matches!
Triple Threat for the European title
Brock Lesnar(C) Vs Tazz Vs Booker T
King: Well it�s that time folks... its SPINEROONIE time!!!!!
(( WHOOOOOOO - The NATURE BOY!!))
JR: What the hell is Flair doing out here? Flair now coming down to the ring. We are meant to be having a European title match now!
King: Yeah and I wanna see the SPINEROONIE SUCKA!
[Flair gets in the ring and grabs a microphone]
Flair: I know all you are expecting a Triple Threat for the European title match, but I have got some bad news. It seems the Hollywood Hulk Hogan is in-competent in booking a successful card for one show, take a look at least week. Granted this show looks to be better but Im afraid this match isn�t going to go a head. And When i go backstage Ill be phoning Brock Lesnar, Tazz and Booker T to find out where the hell they are!. So the next match will be Stone Cold against Shawn Michaels! Thank you...
[ Flair beings to walk backstage but just then....]
(( BOW BOW BER BER BOW BER VOODOO CHILD))
[Hogan walks out with a mic in hand]
JR: I told you Hogan would come King!
Hogan: Sorry im late Hulkamaniacs but the traffic was terrible. Is that Ric Flair I see down at the ring?... Well how ya doing brother. You enjoying yourself... running MY show!
Flair: As a matter of fact I am Hollywood! And If I do say so myself Im doing a damn site better job than you!
Hogan: You think so huh? I been watching the show dude, I seen you arranging matches for Summerslam. Well it aint on brother, I aint happy. HBK wanted to see me not you!
Flair: Whats the matter Hogan you jealous? Jealous of the fact that deep down I am the better representive for this brand, and that I could make it successful
Hogan: You think so do ya Big Boobs Slick Ric?
[crowd piss themselves laughing]
Flair: Shut up! My physique is better than 99% of you fat slobs in the crowd!
Hogan: Well I tell you what Flair, how about we make the main event a little more interesting. If you and the Undertaker win tonight, next week on Monday night the show is yours. You will make the full card, you can organise everything without me!. But If I win... if I win brother, your not allowed to set foot in the arena!
Flair: That does sound interesting. So If I win tonight I run Raw next week and your not allowed on the show, and if you win I aint a lot on the show?
Hogan: I guess that don�t call you Slick Ric for nothing well done!
Flair: The Nature Boy Accepts! WHOOOOOO!
[ The show comes to a commercial break, WWE Don�t Try this at home]
One on One
Shawn Michaels vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
JR : What a match we have for you up next, the pneltimate match on the card between Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin, these two guys have a lot of history and we heard that Stone Cold has accepted the challenge by HBK for a match at SummerSlam earlier tonight but it's not about SummerSlam yet it's about tonight on WWE Raw and who will win this match!
((( Derr Derr Derr Derr Awww....Awww.....Shaaawn...I Think I'm Cute...I Know I'm Sexy! )))
King : Here comes the Showstopper, second ever WWE Undisputed Champion but is he in good enough shape to handle the 100% record of Stone Cold Steve Austin since his WWE re-debut???
((( Tzzzzzzzzzzzzz*SMASH*Tzzzzzzzzzzz )))
JR : Stone Cold!! Stone Cold!! Here comes the Texas Rattlesnake, he's unbeaten on Raw since his return and he's talking trash to himself as he walks down the aisle as he gets into the ring and does his thing mounting the turnbuckles, the two now circling each other, these two popular superstars locking horns tonight only action you will see here on the RAW brand.
King : These two now locking eyes both nose to nose in the centre of the ring, Austin is starting to talk trash to HBK but HBK doesn't seemed to phased by it all, and now right hand from Michaels but it's blocked and now a right hand from Austin but that is blocked too both men stare at each other again and now Austin middle finger and a knee to the midsection of HBK and a clothesline knockdown sending these idiot fans into a frenzy. Austin now stompin on Michaels in the centre of the ring but Michaels trying to get up but just being stomped down further now towards the corner of the ring, Austin stompin down HBK now in the corner
JR : He's stomping a mudhole in his fellow Texan King and he's damn sure walking it dry! Austin now leans right into Michaels face flips him the bird again and gives him one last stomp, the crowd is mixed with both men some cheers and some boo's for Austin and the same for Shawn Michaels, Austin now pulls HBK out of the corner and setting up for a Suplex looks like, no he's not he's picked up Michaels and propped him onto the top turnbuckle Austin going up top looking for a Superplex on HBK but Shawn fighting out of it and pushes Austin back of the turnbuckle, Austin slowly gets up and tries to walk back to set up for the Superplex again but HBK jumps off with a Missile Dropkick taking down The Rattlesnake!
King : HBK into the cover 1...........2.........Austin kicking out, a high impact move by HBK early on in this match, HBK now kicking away at Austin and now dropping the elbow and again two elbow drops to Austin's chest, HBK picking up Austin and now Irish Whip at the ropes reversed by Austin, HBK hits the ropes Austin ducks his head for the backdrop but HBK huge uppercut like kick to Austin's face and now Austin reeling and HBK jumps at Austin with a Flying Lariat! HBK now walks over to Austin and picks him back to his feet but only to set up for a Swinging Neckbreaker! HBK covers 1...........2...........Austin kicks out, HBK quickly though straight after Austin kicked out going for another sneaky pin executing the rolling cradle 1...........2...........Austin kicks out at the last second, HBK again quickly into the ladderal press 1.........2........Austin kicking out again, HBK now waits for Austin to get back up kick to the gut, setting up here, could be Piledriver time, No Austin with the backdrop and HBK falls to the outside of the ring over the top ropes! Austin now leaves the ring under the bottom rope and goes after HBK
JR : Austin now has HBK by the hair and a few stern knee shots with those buckled knee braces into the kidneys of The Heart Break Kid. Austin now bounces HBK's head off the steel steps and shouts "WHAT?" he carries on banging HBK's head against the steps and saying What? straight after building up the pace and then HBK eventually falls down as Austin gives off a sick smile and stands over HBK, Austin now looking for the Irish whip on HBK into the opposite ring post but HBK reverses and Austin's skull clatters the ring post, HBK now rolls in and back out of the ring to break the referee's count, HBK now on the outside pulling up one of these thick padded mats on the outside, what the hell is he doing? he's ripped up the mat off the floor and pushed it into the ring, HBK now what has he got planned? he's picking up Austin NO SHAWN! PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE!
King : Hahaha! That was great! HBK now picking up Austin again and what the hell? HAHA!! Another PILEDRIVER!! Austin now must be out cold What? HBK tosses Austin back into the ring and he follows, the mat from the outside is still in the ring, HBK now drops Austin on the mat and haha! he's trying to Roll Austin up in that mat, how embarrasing and the crowd are laughing now, Austin is rolled up in the mat and now HBK going for the cover, Austin cant kick out surely haha this is great 1..............2...................Austin somehow manages to kick out that would have been the ultimate embarrasement JR!
JR : We never seen anything like that I dont think and now HBK picking Austin out from that mat and now HBK whips Austin into the corner, HBK tosses the mat out of the ring now, HBK runs in for a clothesline but Austin gets a foot up, HBK runs in again but Austin with an elbow smash, Austin now fights out of the corner with huge right hands stunning HBK now Austin whip to HBK at the ropes, HBK comes back Austin misses with the clothesline, HBK hits the other side, HBK now goes for the clothesline but Austin ducks this time, HBK hits the ropes again but Austin this time jumps up and LOU THESZ PRESS!! Austin hitting HBK with the good ol' Lou Thesz press and hard hitting right hands by Austin now hits the ropes comes back BIONIC ELBOW 1.........2.......HBK kicks out, Austin hits the ropes again and BIONIC ELBOW Number 2 1...........2..............HBK gets a shoulder up again, Austin now looking for a third Bionic Elbow but HBK counters into the Small Package 1........2........Austin manages to kick out!
King : Both men back to their feet now, Austin and HBK right hands to each other this breaking down into a war again, The Heart Break Kid losing the punching war and now Austin looks like he's got The Showstopper where he wants him, HBK looks dead on his feet here, Austin now flipping the bird to HBK kick to the gut caught by HBK, HBK now spins Austin around and sets up a Back Suplex but Austin somehow wriggles out of it and lands on his feet behind HBK, Austin now with The School Boy pin on HBK 1.............2.............Shawn Michaels kicks out, HBK now back to his feet and so is Austin, Austin now knee's to the gut of HBK trying to weaken him up, HBK though fighting it and pushes Austin at the ropes, Austin was trying to keep hold of HBK's head into a headlock, but Austin back off the ropes DROPKICK by HBK, HBK now looks like he is going to the top rope, Austin grogilly getting up but HBK off the top CROSS BODY!! Austin falls down under HBK's weight but Austin reverses through into a pin of his own 1..........2........HBK gets a foot on the rope.
JR : This match has been outstanding King so many close falls, now Austin complaining to the referee that he had HBK down for a three count the referee saying that he didn't HBK now is up and Austin is still arguing with the referee, Shawn Michaels now SWEET CHIN MUSIC but Austin moved out of the way and HBK clocked out the referee cold! HBK now can't believe what happened and now Stone Cold, STUNNER!! STUNNER!! to HBK and into the cover but there is no referee!! There aint no referee! That's HBK's fault for superkicking the damn referee!
King : Wait hold up JR if Austin hadn't argued over the three count the referee wouldnt have been in that position, but look JR, look who's coming down the aisle, It's Kevin Nash! and he has got a Steel Chair, Kevin Nash into the ring, Austin gets up to fight him but BOOM!! Austin gets clocked with the chair, Nash now sets up Austin in the middle of the ring...JACK KNIFE POWERBOMB! BANG!!
JR : Austin nearly sent through the damn ring with that one and now Nash puts HBK on top of Austin, Nash now leaves, and somehow now the referee is coming around from that Superkick from HBK 1.............................No Not this Way..............2.........................NO NO NO!!................3....DAMN IT!!
Winner : "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels
King : Haha it's 1-1 now maybe this will come to a head at SummerSlam JR.
JR : King, Austin knows it was Nash who cost him this match and he'll damn sure be after him, Payback will be a bitch King, Nash cost Austin the match and his 100% record since his return so your damn right Austin will be hell bent on getting knee deep in Kevin Nash's Ass! anyway folks we'll see you after this....
*Commercial*
[The show comes back and we see a mad Austin stomping through a hall way. He stops at a door and bursts in. Inside is Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Stone Cold: I want Nash at Summerslam....
Hogan: WHAT?!
Stone Cold: I said I want Nash at Summerslam. I know you guys a friends... WHAT?! Mates WHAT?! Chums WHAT?! Comrades. But I want his ass at Summerslam for what he just did to me!
Hogan: Hey man you accepted HBK�s challenge earlier this week. Flair has already sorted the match out....
Stone Cold: Alright what about next Raw... next Monday night. The Rattlesnake and Big Sexy Kevin Nash one on one!
Hogan: Hey I�ll see what I can do, go and relax....
Stone Cold: alright I will, you make sure you sort it out Hogan.... you got a beer?
Hogan: Ahhh no brother I aint.. I got some fruit juice?
Stone Cold: Im outta here!
[stone cold marches out fo Hogan�s office, Hogan stares at the fruit juice wondering whats wrong wiith it, the scene ends with Hogan drinking the juice]
MAIN EVENT
BLAST FROM THE PAST
TAG TEAM MATCH
KEVIN NASH & HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN VS. THE UNDERTAKER & RIC FLAIR
n...W.......o - KEVIN NASH
JR: Well here we go King, are you ready for a Blast from the Past?
King: Well I hope so, because here comes Big Sexy, Kevin Nash. Listen to these people JR. They're going nuts chanting nWo. Don't they realise this is a one off?
Nash enters the ring and gives the nWo hand signal to the fans.
VOODOO CHILD - THE HULKSTER
JR: Would you listen to this ovation King, here comes the Raw brand owner, THE HULKSTER.
Hogan appears twirling the feather boas, playing air guitar as he walks down the ramp and enters the ring. Nash offers the nWo sign of friendship. Hogan seems to consider this and then offers a high five. Nash shrugs and accepts.
DONG - DEAD MAN WALKING
King: Well...party time's over JR. Here comes The Deadman.
Undertaker appears and walks through his pyro display as he makes his way oh so slowly down the ramp.
JR: Hey wait King, is that...it is, it's Raven. Raven is on his way down here too, now what is this about? He's not The Undertaker's partner. What business does he have down here?
As The Undertaker enters the ring, he stares at Nash and Hogan, neither of whom back away any. Taker rools his eyes into the back of his head momentarily. Mean while Raven walks round the ring and grabs a steel chair, which he takes over to the announce desk and sets down next to The King.
King: Hey look JR, Raven is gonna join us for commentary. Hi Raven.
Raven: Yes, I have come to join this supposedly flawless announcing team, however I must warn you now. I'm not here to talk about puppies, have petty arguments with you or otherwise try and distract TV viewers attention from the fact that I can't call a match in the traditional play by play style. So JR, you can churn out your book of facts that you continue to amaze us with each week, & King, you can stare at well endowed females in the crowd, just leave the real job to me.
JR: Oh I'm sorry, obviously the fact I've been announcing matches since before you could dress yourself counts for nothing does it?
Raven: Sadly JR, it would appear not.
WHOOOOOOOO - RIC FLAIR
Ric Flair struts his way down the ramp and into the ring. Flair offers a duel high five to Undertaker who just stares at him. Flair appears to tell Taker to "Lighten up man". He then turns right into Hogan. The two men stare each other down, before Flair gives an almighty WHOO in Hogan's face which really riles Hogan. Hogan turns away and reels up a huge punch, but as he turns back round he almost has his head taken off by an Undertaker clothesline.
King: Wow, Taker obviously couldn't wait to get this one started. What a shot. He almost took Hogan's head off. The bell has rung, we're underway. Taker pulling Hogan to his feet and slams him against the turnbuckles where he unloads with rights and left in a flurry. Wow, Taker is on a mission here.
JR: You're telling me. Undertaker showing absolutely no respect for Hogan. Taker now slamming some vicious elbow shots into Hogan. He whips him to the opposite buckle now and follows in with a clothesline. What impact. Hogan needs to make a tag urgently here. Taker now with a big bodyslam on Hogan and the cover early on, 1...2...Hogan kicks out. You won't beat Hogan that easily.
Raven: JR Undertaker knows that. The purpose is to get into your opponents head early, to show them how long it took to get your shoulders pinned to the mat. Undertaker knows what he's doing in there. And as for respect, showing respect is a weakness, it leaves you open to sneak attacks. Now The Undertaker drops and elbow on Hogan, and another one. Great strategy by Undertaker, keep Hogan grounded.
King: Taker going for a third elbow now. Oh, he missed. Hogan rolled out of the way, and throws himself towards Nash to make the tag. He does. Here comes Nash. Nash with some first to Taker's head. Charles Robinson warning him about the closed fist. Nash threatens to use one on him. Nash with a knee right into the gut of Taker. Whips him to the ropes now, clothesline sends Taker down, but he's right back up, another clothesline from Nash. Taker gets to his feet rather slower this time. Nash with a huge clubbing forearm right across Taker's back. He leads Taker by his head, smashing him right into the top turnbuckle. Nash now choking out Taker with that enourmous boot of his. Irish whip by Nash, no Taker reverses it. Nash rebounds out the corner. wow what a big boot.
JR: Nash goes down, and wait, Flair tags Undertaker and gives a WHOO. Taker is staring at Flair like he just shot someone. I don't think Taker wanted to tag out. Flair in now and offloads some heavy duty chops right across the chest of Nash. Robinson trying to get Taker out of the ring. Flair now applies a side headlock on Nash, and...low blow by Flair. That's why they call him the dirtiest player in the game. He saw Charles was trying to get Taker out of the ring, who now does finally leave. That was almost teamwork by Taker and Flair.
Raven: The Undertaker doesn't need to be involved in underhanded tactics like that to win matches, and he certainly doesn't need an idiot like Ric Flair trying to get disqualified. Nash is down now, obviously in pain. Flair bounces off the ropes and drops a knee drop. And another one from Flair. Oh and here's another whoo. Another ridiculous catchphrase which has no meaning. Flair now applies another side headlock, but Nash counters with a side suplex. If Flair spent more time actually trying to win a match instead of pandering to fans he may have a use in there. Nash now with a legdrop into the cover. 1...2...Flair kicks out. Nash now makes the tag to Hogan. Great, now we have both these idiots in the ring.
King: Hogan now begins to unload with some right hands on Flair. Big bodyslam, cover, 1...2...Flair kicks out. Hogan now whips Flair to the ropes, there's the big boot, the big boot. Hogan asking for the fans approval, and he's got it. Hogan goes to the ropes, but wait, Taker pushed Robinson into Hogan's way and Hogan knocks him out of the ring. Taker now into the ring with a big boot to Hogan, and here comes Nash with a big boot. What the hell?
JR: Everyone with the boots now, and this one has broken down fast. Taker has been knocked to the outside and Nash is going after him. Nash picks Taker up over his shoulder, he's gonna ram his head into the ring post, no Taker drops off the back and it's Nash who smashes face first into the post. My God, what a shot. Meanwhile in the ring, Flair is dropping the knees to Hogan. Wait he misses, Hogan is up, he's hulking up. Flair with a punch, no affect on Hogan, and another and another. Still Hogan doesn't feel it. Flair throws another, Hogan blocks it. Hogan now unloading with the shots. Bodyslam, Hogan goes to the rope. THE BIG LEG. He's got the cover, but we don't have a referee dammit. Robinson is out. No, 1...2...3. He could have
had it, but there's no referee.
Raven: If Hogan hadn't knocked him out of the ring he'd have won the match by now, but that's the price you pay for attacking officials. On the outside Taker just whipped Nash into the steps, and the top part has come off. Taker has got the top of the steps in his hand now. He's gonna take Nash's head off. Nash gets to his feet and Taker charges. Nash sees it and pushes Taker into the ropes. Those steps bounced off and cracked right into Undertaker's face. My god almighty. What a shot. Taker drops the steps, and now Nash kicks Taker in the gut. Oh no, no, no. He can't. JACKNIFE right through the announce desk. You son of a bitch.
King: Hey wait Raven. Raven's going for Nash but Nash sends him head first into the ring post. This is turning ugly JR. Hogan is tryin to wake the referee. He starts to stir, but Flair from behind, low blow. And now the FIGURE FOUR. He's got it locked in. My God, Hogan is in agony. The referee is coming round. Hogan's about to tap, but no, here comes Nash with a shot to the back of Flair's head. Flair almost had it won, but he's in trouble now. Hogan was gonna tap.
JR: He may well have been. But Nash now has got Flair ready, JACKNIFE. It's over. Nash and Hogan are gonna win this thing. Nash with the cover, 1...2...no, Undertaker is back up. I don't believe it. Taker broke the count. Hogan is up, but he gets clotheslined over the top rope. Nash to his feet, and Undertaker grabs him by the throat. CHOKESLAM, right to very depths of hell. the cover, 1...2...3. Dammit. Undertaker and Flair win this thing. I don't believe it. Hogan wont be on next weeks show folks! Taker kicks Nash out of the ring. Flair screams WHOOOO. Look at him strutting now. Undertaker doesn't seem impressed. What is Flair doing now? Is he?
The Winners : Ric Flair and The Undertaker (Ric Flair in control next week on RAW!)
King: He wants Taker to strut JR, haha, he wants Undertaker to strut. Taker just rolls his eyes to the back of his head. Hey but wait, what's this? It's Chris Benoit. The undisputed champion is on his way down here JR. Benoit is in the ring and he shakes Flair's hand and hugs him. Taker just looks at them in disgust and turns to leave, but...WHAT?
JR: Benoit just attacked Taker from behind. German suplex, and he hangs on, another suplex, and again. What the hell? Flair is laughing his head off screaming like a mad man. Ric Flair is supposed to be The Undertaker's partner. He's turned on The Undertaker, I don't believe it. But here comes Raven, Flair with the chops to Raven. Flair goes for a kick to the gut, no, Raven catches the foot, he spins Flair round...EVENFLOW. Flair just got planted, but wait. Benoit with a vile chair shot right in Raven's face. Good God. Benoit got a chair from outside and just nailed Raven. Raven is bleeding badly. Taker to his feet now and Benoit hits him even harder.
King: Taker is down, and Benoit drops the chair, CROSSFACE, he's got it on Taker. Look at the intensity. He's gonna tear Taker's head off, and taker is bleeding badly. Benoit wrenching on his head, he's trying to pull it off. Taker's face is turning blue, is he? Benoit has forced Undertaker to pass out. My God. Flair is back up. FIGURE FOUR on Raven. I think Raven is already out from the chairshot though. Benoit has destroyed The Undertaker, and Flair has done the same to Raven.
JR: This is just shocking. Both men release the holds now, and hug each other. I'm speechless. What the hell is gonna be the ramifications of this one?. Look at the carnage Flair has plotted and schymed and next week it�s his show. Hogan wont be there to keep him in check! See you next week folks!