Coach : Hello everybody and welcome to the 29th edition of WWE RAW! Beside me is Jerry the King Lawler and yes I�m not JR folks, I�m standing in for him tonight as Im understand that Jim has gone down to south, to Stone Cold Steve Austin�s ranch to try and get some news for us here in the WWE for why he continually has been no showing these events because the word is that the match that everyone was looking forward to here tonight between Goldberg and Stone Cold Steve Austin has had to be cancelled due to the no show of Stone Cold, this is the final roll of the dice for Steve Austin and so Jim Ross has been asked to go and see what the story is at the request of Nature Boy Ric Flair and Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
King : So Instead I�ve got you beside me to call the three matches we still have left on the card? Oh Great! Yeah right, I couldn�t warm up to you if we were cremated together! But anyway good luck to JR we�ll miss you tonight but hopefully when we return from the break we can get Stone Cold back where he belongs on RAW! But enough of that, lets talk about someone else who won�t be here tonight and that is Chris Jericho, we understand he doesn�t have that title back yet that was taken by The Rock amongst all the confusion at the end of his WWE Championship victory, he�ll be distraught at that but maybe on Smackdown he�ll get that title back and he�ll be able to show it off to his Jerichoholics!
Nathan Jones Vs Batista
[Nathan Jones comes out with his Hardcore championship around his waist he looks prepared for this match and heads to the ring. Batista comes out and gets a bad reception from the crowd. After the stare down between both men Batista takes Jones by surpise and hits a clothesline to follow that up he nails him with a snap mare suplex. Batista goes for the cover but has no success. Jones turns the match around to his favour and gets a near fall after hitting suplex then a huge round house kick to the skull of Batista. Jones keeps up the attacking with the aid of the ropes. Landing an elbow drop and a leg drop across the throat, Batista fires back charging the Ozzie into the corner, hitting some big uppercuts. Jones forces his way out of the situation by kicking Batista away. This allows him to climb the turnbuckle and nail a missile drop kick picking up the win]
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Kane Vs Scott Steiner
[ Scott Steiner comes out to a warm welcome from the crowd, but that is overshadowed by Kane�s entrance. Neither man wastes time, both goes at each other and locks up. Kane throws Steiner into the ropes and hits him with a clothesline. Elbow drop to further the attack. Kane�s attack continues, and concentrates the punishment in the corner hitting a series of shoulder drives. Kane gets a close fall but soon after Scott Steiner takes control hitting a huge suplex on the seven footer. Then performing an amazing Frankensteiner off the ropes. Steiner also gets a close fall but Kane kicks out with authority. Steiner breaks kane down further working on the big man�s legs keeping him grounded. After a grapevine leg lock Steiner mocks Kane and does some push-ups right infront of him. This just pisses Kane off, from somewhere Kane gets the drive to Chokeslam Steiner to pick up the win]
Main Event
Edge vs The Undertaker
[Edge walks out waving that UnAmerican flag and gets into the ring, this is only going to piss off The American Bad Ass. Taker enters on his Harley Davidson looking ready to get him some but out from the ring comes Edge and while Taker is getting off his bike Edge attacks with rights and shoves him into the steps. Edge now pulls Undertaker up and tosses him inside where he negotiates a choke hold with the UnAmerican flag. Undertaker manages to throw Edge off and then hits a couple of hard soup bones to leave Edge reeling but a eye rake affects The Undertashowarchive_29er leaving him prone to the Edge-a-Matic but Edge isn�t ready to stop there he waits for Undertaker to get up and SPEAR by Edge, Goldberg not being here isnt going to deprive these fans as Edge now locks up for the Edgucator, Undertaker is in no mans land and isnt going to stand the pain, Edge is doing the UnAmerican cult proud, Undertaker has lost consciousness from the pain and the referee calls for the bell and an Edge victory via knockout]
OOC
Ok we know the results are shoddy, but we appreciate the people who have been very loyal and have been roleplaying every single time through this difficult period, as this is going to be the last Raw Brand Show for a long time we feel that it cannot come at a better time really, RAW just isn�t strong enough right now and we need to rebuild, Sadistic needs a little rebuilding itself and a refreshment period so we can come back stronger and the guys like Chris P, Brendan, JJ, Geoff, Trace, Ced, Chris Y we are looking for the likes of you guys to set an example when we return as you have been doing for long periods on the RAW Brand most of you, please help with the recruitment but enjoy the break and good luck to those with exams, Keep in touch on MSN and see ya all again soon.
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