JR : Welcome to Monday Night RAW everybody! I'm Jim Ross sitting alongside me is Jerry The King Lawler, what a night we have in store for the viewers here tonight. So much to see and so much to talk about, but right now were kicking things off straight away with the first match of the night!
King : That's the best thing to do, some RAW action right off the bat JR!
Match #1
'The Revolution Rumble'
Eight Man Tornado Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
Sabu / Leviathan / Brock Lesnar / Kurt Angle vs Bubba Ray Dudley / Goldust / Kane / D.D.P
((( YEAH - WERE COMING DOWN!!! )))
JR : Bubba Ray Dudley the first to make his entrance tonight for what we understand is the first ever 4 on 4 Tornado Elimination Battle Royal! It's acting as a preview for this sunday's Royal Rumble, featuring elements from Survivor Series and Royal Rumble formats, tonight people will be helping each other in that ring, but this sunday at the Rumble it's going to be every man for himself!
((( SHATTERED DREAMS PRODUCTION )))
King : And here comes The Bizarre one Goldust! This guy is very unorthadox to say the least, but he's come back a new man and a fresh man and he certainly has what it takes to win this years Royal Rumble!
((( BANG! YO IT'S ME, IT'S ME IT'S DDP!! )))
JR : Oh here comes a guy who likes to smile! and he might be smiling a whole hell of a lot because it's a big night for DDP, he has a shot at the tag team titles and he's one of the thirty men entered into th....
((( BOOM!! - BIG RED MACHINE )))
King : Business just picked up as you would say JR! because here comes The Biggest and the Baddest superstar currently in the WWE at almost 7 foot tall and 325lbs who can stop one of the most promising superstars in Sadistic history The Big Red Machine Kane? I've got a strong feeling that Kane will win the tag titles this sunday and he may even go better and win the royal rumble match, he's my pick anyway!
JR : Yeah but your picks never win! for christ sake you picked Gangrel, Steve Blackman and Test in 1999 what was that all about? But in any event all four men in the ring now awaiting their opponents....
((( REVOLUTION - DISTURBED - MEANING OF LIFE! )))
King : And now all four members of The Revolution making their entrance with Sabu and Leviathan infront and Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle behind and in between them is Paul Heyman holding the tag team title belts...
JR : And if that wasn't enough, he's got a damn microphone!
[Paul Heyman]
Ok, for all you idiots in the crowd, let me explain the rules to this extraordinary match that yours truly devised. Basically the match is preperation for my clients at the Royal Rumble. It's a smart thing to prepare for something that only comes once a year, because if you don't prepare you don't have a chance! For example Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar didn't enter last years Royal Rumble and have never been in a match of this kind so they need to figure out a strategy and that comes now, when The Revolution dismantle you four wasters in the ring and win the 2003 Revolution Rumble! Go Get Em' Guys!
King : And now The Revolution into the ring and our first match of the night kicking off in style, tornado rules fashion, it's mayhem! remember elimination occurs when a member of the team goes over the top rope and both feet touch the floor and the winning team is the team that eliminates the four from the other team first!
JR : Kane now paired with Kurt Angle as DDP tries to go toe to toe with The Next Big Thing, Sabu is exchanging blows with Goldust and Leviathan and Bubba are grappling in the corner...Kurt Angle with a go behind on Kane great counter and a GERMAN on the Big Red Machine! Kurt Angle now looks around and he grabs Bubba away from Leviathan and ANGLE SLAM to Bubba Ray Dudley! Angle is dominating already as DDP runs at Kurt Angle now Kurt ducks out of the way of a clothesline attempt and DDP knocks Leviathan out over the top rope and to the floor!
King : Brock and Sabu now working on Goldust and Kane but Kane coming back with right hands to Sabu and now goozle and CHOKE SLAM on Sabu from the inside of the ring all the way to the outside! Kurt Angle can't believe this now as its now 4 on 2!!! Brock and Angle the tag champs squaring off against Kane, DDP, Bubba and Goldust. Brock Lesnar now goes to pick up Bubba as Kurt Angle runs at Kane, DDP and Goldust like a three on one, Kurt has no fear he ducks Goldust and comes back with a Firemans Carry, Kane looks for a right hand but Kurt moves out of the way and he accidentaly strikes DDP!! Brock now goes to clothesline Bubba over the top but Bubba blocks and sends Brock at the ropes, but Brock reverses as Bubba hits the ropes now and Kurt goes running across the ring and hits a clothesline sending Bubba out over the top rope! It's 3 on 2 now! Kurt and Brock vs Goldust, DDP and Kane!
JR : Kurt Angle now standing in the corner of the ring as Brock is trying to battle Kane and Goldust as DDP is still down from that right hand that was an accident from Kane! Kane now gets Brock Lesnar and delivers a hard irish whip into the corner! Goldust runs in and follows with a clothesline, Goldust now whats he doing? he's putting Brock into position.....SHATTERED DREAMS!!!! Oh no!!
King : Kurt Angle now see's DDP getting up he helps him up and what's he going to do here? OH NO! Over Head Belly to Belly Suplex sending DDP to the outside over the top rope! That was excellent there from Kurt! as now Goldust and Kane havent realised but they both double clothesline Brock Lesnar out of the ring! and now we are down to three! Kane and Goldust and Kurt Angle!
JR : Kane and Goldust trying to corner Angle now but Kurt coming back with all he has and the crowd are getting behind him by the looks of things...Angle with rights to Kane and rights to Goldust but the odds are stacked against him as now Goldust downstairs and an irish whip reversed by Angle, Goldust hits the ropes but WAIT!! accidental low bridge by DDP who is groggily getting back on to the apron! DDP eliminates Goldust! and he's already eliminated himself! That is unfortunate! DDP doesnt realise what he's done! Kane now grabs Kurt Angle now from behind and into a neckbreaker! It's down to one on one! but DDP is getting back into the ring here, DDP now tells Kane to do his pyro's and Kane looks confused, obviously DDP likes the pyro's! this guy isn't all there as now DDP pulls up Kurt Angle and looks for the Diamond Cutter but Kurt Angle pushes him away and he bumps into Kane! Kane now shoves him away but Kurt runs in and grabs him into a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!
King : Kurt takes down Kane there but now Kurt getting taken down with a low blow from DDP followed by a SPIRAL BOMB here? DDP looking to powerbomb Kurt Angle to the outside, he hangs him over the ropes but Kurt Angle reverses and holds on as DDP goes flying out instead! Kurt is still in this match as now Kane sits up!! Kurt Angle was climbing the top rope aswell he was maybe going to hit a high risque move like a moonsault aswell!! but Kane is up, Kurt Angle jumps at him from the top rope but gets caught into a CHOKE SLAM! NO! Kane lifts up Kurt but he counters into an armbar takedown and then goes to the feet and locks in the ANKLE LOCK!! You idiot how are you gonna throw someone over the top like that?
JR : Kurt now cranking it up as now whats this Kane turns onto his back and kicks Kurt Angle away! Kane gets up and now Kurt runs at Kane but Kane backdrops Kurt over the ropes! But he hangs on somehow Kane thinks he won the match! Kane turns around now and see's Kurt on the apron, he tries to knock him off with a clothesline but Angle ducks and hits a shoulder barge through the ropes and now Kurt locking up whats he gonna try? He's gonna try to suplex the big red machine to the outside? NO WAY! Kurt is gonna try this? He attempts it but Kane reverses and Suplex's him back inside to the ring! Kane now going up top, he's waiting for Kurt to get up here so he can go for a Flying Clothesline, but now Kurt gets up and he runs at Kane straight away and climbs the turnbuckle he goes for a SUPERPLEX off the ropes but Kane catches him in the GOOZLE!! OH NO!!! Kane now off the top with Kurt Angle CHOKE SLAM down to the mat!
King : What a first match to kick off RAW!! Kurt Angle was nearly killed with that there and I think Kane hurt himself as now Kane is stirring and he's signalling for the Tombstone as he pulls up Kurt Angle and now Kane has Kurt Angle TOMBSTONE....NO!!! Kurt slides down the back and he pushes Kane at the ropes and Kane ahs hold of the top rope, Kurt now tries to muscle Kane over the ropes...but Kurt can't manage, he has Kane's legs and he's trying to get him over....Kane is holding on for his life here, Kane just got pushed over the ropes, it's a matter of kicking him off the apron now....Kurt Angle kicking away and now a few last kicks, Kane is almost off the apron, one foot just touched the floor, he's almost out, but now DDP is pushing him back in, where did he come from? DDP pushes him back in, he's already eliminated!
JR : Kurt Angle has this match won! It's ridiculous! Kane now is safely back inside, as now Kurt grabs Kane by the hair back up as he stares at DDP on the outside as now Kane now see's Angle distracted and grabs both hands across his throat and tosses him out of the ring over the top rope but Angle holding on athletically again.....but what's this? DDP now pulling him off the apron! It's a damn fix!! DDP pulls him off the apron and he lands on the floor next to him...This is the biggest disgrace I've ever seen, Angle eliminated everyone and still didn't win because the people who were eliminated got back involved and eliminated him!!! Kurt Angle won that match as far as I'm concerned!
King : It's going to be a whole different story at the Royal Rumble, It's every man for himself so that sort of thing is not going to happen JR!
Winners : Kane / Goldust / Bubba Ray / DDP
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[The scene changes from ringside to the parking lot where we see a pink convertable pull into shot, we see almost straight away that it's Eddie Guerrero along with his mama cita Victoria! also in the back seat we see Shane Douglas and Francine, Douglas has all three of his championship belts with him. They all now get out of the car]
Eddie : mama cita you sure looking fiiiine tonight baby!
Victoria : well....(interuppted)
Francine : well thank you Eddie, you little cutie
Victoria : (gives a mean look at Francine)
Douglas : Hey Eddie you wanna carry one of my title belts, I wish I could grow another hand so I could carry it, but you'll have to do! only joking buddy here ya go, carry this Inter-Continental Championship, I know that's the same title that you held in the past, it's a fine piece of gold.
Eddie : Not as fine as my mama cita essa!
**Eddie takes the Inter-Continental Championship from Shane, looks at it and messes with his hair in it, he pauses and then gives it back to Shane**
Francine : Oh Eddie you flatter me you really do!
Victoria : listen up bitch, he's talking about me, not about you, you look like something the cat dragged in baby!
Eddie : Hey mammy, you come with me, were going to the ring, because I have a few things to say about Stone Cold Steve Austin!
**Eddie grabs Victoria by the arm and forces her to come with him, Shane follows with his title belts and he's trying to calm down Francine as we go back to ringside...**
JR : I'm sure the WWE gets crazier every single week! Eddie and Shane got a nice relationship going with each other and then also the women that they are with, but when you get Francine and Victoria together, it's a recipe for trouble!
King : I'm so dissapointed! out of all the combinations that don't work, the Francine and Victoria relationship is the one that doesn't work! I want to see some HLA JR!!
JR : HLA!! Oh My, That would really make your day wouldn't it King!
King : Make my day? Make my life more like!
((( Laaaaaaaaaaattttiiiinnnnoooooooo Heeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaattttt!!! )))
Eddie Guerrero now walks out with his mama cita Victoria, she's looking quite uncomfortable but now they get to the ring and Eddie pulls down the rope so she can climb inside, Eddie now takes a microphone....
[Eddie]
Welcome to RAW is EDDIE!!! Now you see mama cita and I are hear to talk about last week and how that miserable manic depressive, that drunken redneck Stone Cold Steve Austin interfered in our business. You see mammy, Steve got involved in our business, he interfered with me, and every other WWE superstar. That's why our little petty differences need to be put aside, you and Francine need to stay together, Shane and Eddie, Team Shane need to stay together essa, because if we don't Stone Cold will destroy us all, we cannot let the Lattiiiino envy that drives Stone Cold to get the better of the indestructable Latiiiiino heAt that Team Shane posesses...
JR : This isn't making any sense, Here is your definition of useless rambling if you ever needed it folks....
((( SMASH - TEXAS RATTLESNAKE!! )))
King : Ahhh!
JR : It's Stone Cold! It's The Texas Rattlesnake!
King : Walking down this aisle, he's had enough of what Eddie had to say....
JR : But now look running down the aisle, behind Stone Cold is Shane Douglas! Shane now with that Inter-Continental Championship belt cracking it into the skull of Steve Austin! Stone Cold has been knocked down in the aisle as now Douglas pulls him up and rolls him into the ring where Eddie and Victoria are! Francine now following down the aisle with the Hardcore and ECW Championship belts of Douglas.
King : Eddie and Shane now beating away at Austin in the middle of the ring as Victoria joins in to make it 3 on 1, Francine comes in aswell and stands and barks orders...what's this all about? Eddie fights Austin later, he's weakening him up for the match...Victoria now and Douglas hold down Austin as Eddie goes up top...this is revenge....FROGSPLASH to Stone Cold! Shane now continues to work away on Austin as Eddie gets back on the microphone...
[Eddie]
Stone Cold, you are the world's dumbest piece of you know what essa! I knew you would come out here to try and shut me up, You see Steve, I'm not about getting even, I'm about getting one step ahead, what just happened is for getting even for what happened last week, and later tonight is the part where I go one step ahead of Stone Cold! And that's all i've got to say about that essa!
JR : That's unreprehensable, Eddie with one last stomp to Austin as his music hits, Shane and Eddie leave the ring and hug in the aisle as Francine and Victoria just stare at each other but Victoria with a smile on her face at Francine, which is sort of being exchanged, this was a damn set up on The Rattlesnake! and he's going to make "Team Shane" as they liked to be called pay!
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Match #2
Triple Threat Match
D-Lo Brown vs Scott Hall vs Justin Credible
[You are looking at the REAL deal now �D�Lo]
[Jr]- And there is D�lo folks , he�s coming out for the Triple Threat match that put�s Scott hall , Justin Credible and D�lo Brown in the same match .
[The King]-D�lo is great Jr , last week we saw Bubba Ray winning but not without some revenge of D�lo Brown !
[Jr]- Yes he hitted the Lo Down on both Goldust and Bubba Ray
[Outsiders- Scott Hall]
[The King] And there is the bad guy , Scott Hall .
[Jr]- Scott Hall looks to be in great shape King , and I won�t be suprised if he get�s the victory here tonight .
[The King]- Normally it would have been a triple threat match but once again Justin Credible failed to show up .
[Jr]- I sure hope that this was the last time , but we all give him respect , because we all know in what kind of possition he is right now .
[The King]- Yea he needs some time off .
[The King]- And D�lo isn�t taking any time off , he attacks Scott Hall allready in the first few seconds of the match . And he knocks Hall down with a big right hand . He shakes his head like only D�lo can do it and he screams at the fa,ns saying �who�s the man now ?� and he gets a bad reaction back . D�lo is picking Hall up , irish wip into the ropes , Hall comes back , D�lo put his head down for the back drop , But hall stops , he slaps D�lo inthe face and he catches him with a DDT .
[Jr]- Nice move there from Scott Hall , a DDT always get�s the momentum changed in a match like this . Hall starts to kick on the body of D�lo now and he decides to pick him up . A nasty knee from hall in the belly area of D�lo , and an other one . Scott Hall slaps D�lo again in the face and again , and once again too finish it off with a big right hand . D�lo hits the floor as Scott Hall starts laughing . He get�s D�lo back up , Kick in the stomach , he locks him up or the suplex , But D�lo counters , Hall try�s again but fails , and D�lo reverses it in a suplex of his own . Both men are down and are getting back up at the same time , they now start to hit eatchother with left and rights but D�lo seems to get the upper hand in this situation , he irish wips Scott hall in the ropes , Hall comes back and D�lo hit�s him with the Spinning wheel kick !
[The King]- D�lo go�s for the pin , 1..2...Kick out ! but what a close count . D�lo can�t believe it and he tells the referee to count faster . But Hall now with a low blow , and the referee didn�t see it , or he retends that he didn�t see it , hahaha!
[Jr]- Scott hall starts to work on the knee of D�lo , he get�s him down , Scott Hall picks the leg were he kick D�lo on the knee , and Scott hall drops himself in , Elbow drop in the knee . D�lo is screaming in pain but he isn�t giving up , Hall get�s back up , he drops the elbow again , Hall back up again and he put�s D�lo in a leg lock . The referee asks D�lo if he gives up but D�lo just screams in pain , and he grabs the rope . Hall needs to release the hold . He get�s D�lo up . Starts to kick on his knee again and D�lo only stay�s up because he is holding the ropes , But D�lo fight�s back , chop and an other chop . D�lo is coming back , But Scott Hall get�s D�lo back down with another viscous kick to the knee . Hall get�s D�lo back up now , he picks him up for the knee breaker and he get�s it . D�lo is hurt he doesn�t get back up . Scott Hall is taunting the crowd now , knowing that D�lo is hurt , Hall takes D�lo up , he play�s a litle bit with him and he makes him ready for the Outsiders Edge . He try�s to get D�lo up , but D�lo counters with a back drop . Hall down , he get�s back up , he runs at D�lo and D�lo get�s Hall with the wheel kick , Hall down , D�lo is goign to the top rope and he screams again �You are looking at the real deal now!� D�lo jumps of , Lo Down ! But Hall rolls out of the ring . D�lo misses and lands hard , Hall get�s back in the ring and he pins D�lo , 1...2..no D�lo kicks out , Hall starts too kick now on the back of D�lo , he get�s D�lo up , Irish wip into the ropes , D�lo comes back ducks for the clothesline turns around and Catches Scott Hall in suprise for the Sky High ! D�lo pins Hall , 1..2...3 ! He got it !!!!
[The King]- Hahahaha ! I�m down with the brown Jr ! Hah this is great .
Winner : D-Lo Brown
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[The Triple Threat match is over and we see live footage backstage where Eddie Guerrero is in his locker room getting ready for his match with Stone Cold next, Victoria is watching him get ready and the whereabouts of Shane Douglas and Francine are unknown, he is perhaps starting his preperation for his Hardcore Title defence later...just then in walks LANCE STORM]
Eddie : hey essa! I'm kinda busy right now, but you know just because i'm a top superstar with unlimited charisma, i'll do anything for my fans, do you want my autograph?
Lance : Very funny, but like I said last week, I don't appreciate jokes, I'm all business, last week I didn't really get a yes or no from you, I want to know if you want to join me and Christian in the Un-americans because I know how much you hate Americans, take for example that washed up has been Texan Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Eddie : hey hold up a second, Texas isn't in America, I'm El Paso Texas from my blood to my bones and I'm 100% laaatiiino and 100% mexican essa!
Lance : Well whatever, you still answered that you hate americans right?
Eddie : left?
Lance : Eddie I can see you like to play games, you have a lot of charisma, just channel that charisma into your match next, don't forget what i've said Eddie, I know you want to join, I can see it! You have it in you to become the very first Mexican WWE Undisputed Champion! and you can do that as part of the Un-americans! So come on Eddie what do you say?
Eddie : I'll think about it Lance, I'll get back to you later tonight, but now, I gotta stomp some mudholes in a Stone Cold ass!
**Lance now looks at Eddie as he and Victoria leave to the ring...**
JR : We saw the same sort of thing last week as we saw tonight, Lance Storm seems very desperate to expand the Un-American faction but Eddie Guerrero needs time to think it over I think, I must admit last week on RAW Eddie and Lance did make a good partnership defeating the tag team champions in a non title match up, so if Eddie and Lance do hook up as a tag team, then they will be a very feared tag team here on RAW!
King : No doubt about it, Eddie Guererro and Lance Storm would make an excellent tag team duo, but Eddie Guerrero is already involved in a partnership with Shane Douglas, Sadistic's first ever triple champion from what I can recall, Team Shane as it's known, so Eddie needs to make up his mind, it's a very tough decision, one that he could do without, especially considering he has Stone Cold Steve Austin to worry about in one on one competition next!
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Match #3
One on One
Eddie Guerrero vs Stone Cold Steve Austin
JR: I cant wait King, next we have the in ring return of the Rattle snake, Eddie Guerrero will be looking to win this match and make a fool out of Austin, after Stone Cold made a fool out of him last week on Raw!
King: Onde esta�s, la profaorabla! Yeah you heard me!
JR: What the hell, since when you speak Spanish?
King: Latino heat has been giving me some lessons, Im picking it up pretty quickly Eddie recons. And for those of you that don�t know what I said, go ask Eddie, because I don�t either HA HA. All I know is that Eddie Guerrero is not going to let Stone Cold insult him again, he�s gonna make him pay for what Stone Cold did last week!
((( LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLaaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTTTTTTiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNNNNNNNNNNooooooo HEAT!))
[Eddie Guerrero walks out flicking his mullet, some guy in the front row is holding a sign saying Eddie mows his lawn, Eddie see�s him, goes over to the fan, snatches the sing off him and rips it in half. Eddie is in a bad mood after seeing that sign, he rolls into the ring and starts having a go at the referee]
King: Look out Stone Cold Eddie is really wound up now!
(( SMASH !!! DERN DERN DUN DERN DUN ))
[Stone Cold walks out wearing a waist coat with SCSA written down the side, Stone Cold stomps out on the stage, then picks up the pace when he gets closer to the ring. Austin slides in the ring, and catches Guerrero off guard]
JR: Stone Cold straight into a LOU THESZ PRESS, he�s hammering away at Guerrero with right hands now. Guerrero on the mat floor, Stone Cold talking trash in his face, and showing the middle finger. Stone Cold is on the turnbuckle now, maybe this aint the right time Steve. Guerrero is up, he pulls Austin from the ropes, his chin bounces off the top turnbuckle. Guerrero with an uppercut to add insult to injury, Eddie Guerrero, grabs Stone Cold, elbow to the face of Stone cold. Dirty move by Latino Heat, SNAP MARE SUPLEX by Eddie, Eddie with the cover 1..........2...... NOPE Austin manages to get a shoulder up. Eddie Guerrero not leaving Austin to breathe, he�s back on him with a knife chop to the chest, he�s backing him onto the ropes. Knee to the gut of Stone Cold, Eddie Guerrero sends him into the ropes, hip toss into an ARM BAR pretty impressive combination of moves from Eddie Guerrero. Stone Cold has grabbed the bottom rope, the referee forces Eddie to break the hold. Eddie Guerrero is reluctant but lets Stone Cold go. Stone Cold is slow to his feet, Eddie takes advantage of this. Reversed arm lock to Stone Cold, Eddie pushes him into the ropes... NECK BREAKER to Austin. Guerrero is on fire tonight! Eddie Guerrero keeping Austin on the mat, what�s he doing here...
King: LASO FROM EL PASO JR!. Is he gonna make Austin tap?. Austin is screaming in pain. He�s gonna tap JR I know it! Stone Cold is trying to reach the ropes, he aint got a chance in hell.. Austin tapped, austin just submitted to LAAAAAAAATINOOOO HEAT!.
[Eddie Guerrero releases the hold, he starts mouthing to Austin, and before leaving the ring he spits at Austin]
JR: That�s totally un-called for!
King: Stone Cold brought this on him self, Guerrero is telling him he is part of the Cancer of this company, maybe he�s right?
Winner : Eddie Guerrero by Submission
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JR : The last match was a one sided affair folks between Eddie Guerrero and Stone Cold Steve Austin however.......
((( TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! )))
King : What? That's The Game's music!
JR : Triple H, The Undisputed Champion was banned from the arena last week due to the dispicable act of attacking Lillian Garcia two weeks ago. But Hulk Hogan's decision to banish him didn't go down well with last week's crowd and as it happened Triple H offered Hollywood an ultimatum stating that if he didn't let him onto RAW this week Triple H would make things personal and he said it would be one of the last things he does if Hogan bans him from the arena this week, but here's here now along with Stephanie proudly wearing that Undisputed Championship belt!
King : And as of yet we haven't seen Hollywood Hogan tonight! Not since last week, I wonder what state of mind our boss is in! as now Triple H climbs the apron and spits it out on the crowd, as he climbs the turnbuckle with his undisputed title Stephanie now takes the microphone...
[Stephanie]
Well folks, I guess you are all wondering where the RAW owner is today, he hasn't been seen since last week, and this itself is one of the most important RAW shows in the history as it is the last show before the Royal Rumble. The Royal Rumble is in my eyes and many of the fans eyes the second biggest PPV of the wrestling year and the beginning of the road to Wrestlemania and the man that won the 1991 Royal Rumble, Hollywood Hogan isn't here tonight! But guess what the 2002 Royal Rumble winner my husband and the current Undisputed Champion, Hunter Hearst Helmsley is! The fact that Triple H is here tonight says to me that Hogan is AFRAID of my husband and that Hogan NEEDS my husband! We knew Hogan wasn't here tonight, we knew he didn't have the balls! so we just waltzed in here and took it upon ourselves to please all of you people, because everybody knows that RAW is nothing without THE GAME!!
[Triple H]
That's right Steph, Raw needs me, Hogan needs me, the WWE NEEDS ME!! I am The Undisputed Champion of the world, which means I am the very best in this industry, nobody is even in my league! So I don't know where Hogan is, but quite frankly I don't care because I have bigger things to worry about, like defending my UNdisputed Championship at the 15th annual Royal Rumble. I don't yet know who my opponent is, it could either be The Rock or Hollywood Hulk Hogans commentating buddy Rob Van Dam! Whoever it is, it doesn't matter because I will do exactly what I did to Hollywood Hulk Hogan to whichever one of those two guys i mentioned, I'll end your wrestling career! Because I am The Game and I am THAT DAMN GOOD!!
((( HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN!! )))
JR : It's Hogan! Here is Hollywood! I didn't think he would be here tonight! And now walking down the aisle, he's in a very serious mood it looks like. Triple H looks shocked that he's here as he now gets into the ring and bumps nose to nose with Triple H! man this could explode right here!
[Hollywood Hogan]
Triple H who the hell invited your punk ass to RAW this week? because I sure as hell didn't!!
[Triple H]
Hogan now calm down, I gave you an ultimatum, I said you either let me on RAW this week or I go personal, The Cerebral assassin makes your life a misery! So Hogan I'm here now, but It's true I never got your word, so even though I'm here anyway, I'll let you tell everybody here what you would have said, would you have allowed me onto RAW or not?
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Would I have let Triple H onto Raw again? the answer is simple.......NO!!!! So get the hell out of this ring
**Triple H can't believe he is flat out getting abused by Hulk Hogan, he looks at Stephanie and he smirks, Triple H now nose to nose again with Hogan, Hogan is looking very serious while Triple H just smirking and chewing his gum.**
JR : This could explode here now but....OH NO!!! Stephanie on the blind side of Hogan on her hands and knee's and Triple H now shoves Hogan and he topples over Stephanie's back! Triple H and Stephanie now flee the ring as Hogan gets up, that is embarrassing!
King : Hahahaha!! It was funny though you have to admit that! Hogan looks such a fool! He's our boss! how can we look him in the eye now!
JR : I remember when HHH and Stephanie did that to me once, I sympathise with Hogan its embarassing! Triple H may get whats coming to him at the Royal Rumble! but still the fans seem to have mixed reactions, they thought this was funny! Triple H with these acts of rebellion against the RAW boss is getting some popularity! It's crazy!
**Scene Ends**
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Match #4
MAIN EVENT
Anywhere Falls
Hardcore Championship Match!
Lance Storm vs Shane Douglas (IC + HC)
JR: This is gonna be one heck of slobberknocker King, these two are not fans of one another and I know that Lance Storm desperately wants that Hardcore Championship.
King: I hope Douglas wins, Lance Storm is an ass! I�m an American and proud of it!
(((CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM)))
JR: Well here�s the challenger, Lance Storm waving that Canadian flag high in the air, he�s getting a lot of heat from this capacity crowd, unsurprisingly.
(((FRANCHISE THIS!)))
King: Here�s Douglas and look, he�s got Francine with him, PUPPIES!
JR: Sit down King! Douglas and Francine have stopped outside the ring now, they�re having a little word, it seems like Douglas is sending her to the back, is this match gonna be too brutal for her eyes.
King: NO! Francine, come back!
JR: Douglas stepping into the ring now, Storm seems eager to get this match underway but the referee for tonight�s main event, Earl Hebner, backs him off. Douglas hands the Hardcore Title to Hebner now and he holds it high in the air for the crowd to see. That�s what it�s all about folks. The bell rings and we�re underway, Storm runs towards Douglas, drop toe hold, Storm eats turnbuckle pad! Douglas laughing now, Storm cautiously gets to his feet, holding his face. He spits in Douglas� eye now! Oh! I think that was a mistake. Douglas knocks Storm down with one massive punch! My god! Douglas could be a boxer! I think Storm could be out cold. Douglas bends down to laugh at Storm but Storm was playing possum, he gets Douglas with the roll up, 1, 2, Douglas kicks out. Both men jump to their feet, Storm bounces off the ropes, dropkick and Douglas is sent to the outside! Storm taunts these fans a little now, just get with the match, dammit! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, FLYING CROSSBODY! But Douglas has caught him and he smashes Storm�s back into the ring post now and again and again and finishes it off with a fallaway slam! Wow, that must have hurt!
King: Strom deserves it though! Shane Douglas would be my hero now if he hadn�t sent Francine to the back.
JR: Will you stop going on about that and concentrate on the match? Douglas pulls Storm to his feet now, whips him towards the ringpost, Storm reverses and Douglas smashes his head into it. I think he may be busted open, he is. He has a little gash on his forehead. Storm likes this, he�s laughing now, that�s disgusting! He picks Douglas up and pushes him onto the ring apron. He moves him over to the ring post and wraps his legs around it. He now smashes the left knee of Douglas into the post and again and again. He seems to have an idea now, oh no, oh my god, Lance Storm has the figure four leglock locked in on Douglas around the post! My god! Douglas is screaming in agony, this must be horrible. He�s struggling to get Lance off his legs, he�s looking round, what can he do? Holding onto the ropes won�t break it, this is Hardcore rules! Douglas grabs Earl Hebner now and he�s just pushed him out of the ring! Hebner has fallen onto Storm now causing him to break the hold. Well that was innovative even if I don�t agree with the referees being manhandled like that.
King: Ahh, I don�t like him anyway and anything that hurts Storm is a good thing.
JR: Douglas is rolling out of the ring and walking up the aisle now trying to put some space between he and Storm as his legs recover. Storm is up now though and he�s running after Douglas, club to the back sends Douglas down onto the steel ramp. Storm pulls Douglas up and slaps him across the face while saying something about Americans, that�s so sirespectful! I can�t believe this guy. Storm just berating America right in Shane Douglas�s face now, Douglas is groggy though, low blow to Storm though! He�s not that groggy after all. He now stomps on Storm, he picks him up and is dragging him up the aisle. Where�s he going? I think they�re coming towards us King.
King: Maybe we should move.
JR: I think you�re right. Douglas throws Storm down onto our stage and follows him. He�s taking apart the top of our announce desk and throwing our monitors away, we need those!
King: I don�t think you should have said that, JR.
JR: Well, Shane Douglas is getting in my face now, I�m not scared of you.
Franchise: Well you should be!
King: Hey! There�s no need for that! Douglas has just pushed JR over and stolen his hat!
JR: Dammit that�s the second time! Take my hat off. He�s on top of the announce desk and he has Storm up there too, oh no, please god no. PITTSBURGH PLUNGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE DESK! No! BACKBODY DROP! Shane Douglas just went crashing through our announce desk. My god! My god! He�s broken in half! Storm makes the cover, 1, 2, KICK OUT! THAT SADISTIC BASTARD KICKED OUT! Storm can�t believe this and quite frankly, neither can I. Who in the hell is gonna win this thing?
King: I don�t know but I�ve got bad news for you JR, I think your hat got crushed.
JR: Screw my hat! Screw my hat, godammit! This match is simply hellacious! Lance Storm pulls Douglas up and slams his head into the metal of the ramp and again. A third time, no, Douglas blocks and it is Storm�s head that bounces off the metal! I think Storm is busted no as well, both men are busted open but Shane Douglas is definitely the worse for wear right now. He pulls himself up onto the rampway, Storm climbs up as well, Snap Suplex! Lance landed hard on the ramp there. Douglas pulls Strom up and is making his way through the curtain with Storm in a side headlock. Storm is going whether he wants to or not. Can we get some cameras back there? I can�t see what�s going on. Here we go, Storm and Douglas battling it out in a backstage corridor now. Wait a minute there�s Francine, she�s watching the match on a monitor in our raw interview area but I don�t think she realises that Douglas and Storm are just up the corridor.
King: Yes, she�s back!
JR: They�re heading her way now, Douglas whips Storm into the mesh of the interview area. Francine turns round to see her man with crimson mask, she�s shocked by the sight and who can blame her?
Franchise: Honey, I�m home.
JR: Well, I don�t know about home, I don�t think Douglas is that sure where he is, to be honest. Douglas took his mind off Storm for a moment there and Storm capitalises by grabbing the monitor and smashing it over Douglas� head! Oh my god! Storm makes the cover,1, 2, Francine kicks the referee! Storm is on his feet now and he does not look happy. He grabs Francine by the hair and is giving her a talking to. Oh no, he slaps her! Francine falls to the floor and I didn�t think Storm would stoop that low. I think he made the biggest mistake of his life, Douglas is up and he�s gone insane. He picks Storm up over his head and launches him into that mesh, my god, what power! He pulls Lance straight back up and literally throws him into the wall opposite. There�s actually a blood faceprint been left there. Lance is gonna be wishing he never laid his hands on Francine, I can tell you that right now. Douglas continues to throw Lance Storm into the wall as they travel down the corridor.
King: I can�t believe Storm actually hit Francine. I hated him as it was.
JR: They appear to be in the parking lot right now. Douglas has just thrown Storm up onto the hood of one of these cars, he�s climbing up after him, I dread to think what he is doing. PITTSBURGH PLUNGE! OH MY GOD! Shane Douglas just Pittsburgh Plunged Lance Storm on the hood of this car. I don�t know who came off worse though, Douglas himself landed quite badly and he�s now fallen off the car onto the concrete floor. What a move! But he can�t make the cover. Wait he�s pulling himself up now and he�s managed to drape his arm over Storm now, 1, 2, Storm gets the shoulder up! My god! Who is going to win this match? Neither man will stay down. I have to say that I am not a fan of either man but they both have my utmost respect. Both men are slowly climbing to their feet. They can hardly even stand, I don�t think they known where they are. They�re trading blows now but neither man has the energy to make much of an impact. I see an ambulance parked over there and I think it�s possible that both men will need it after tonight. Shane Douglas runs towards Storm now, Storm hits a standing dropkick sending Douglas sprawling to the floor. Storm drops to his knees now, to take a breather. Douglas is back up though, he runs towards Storm, FLAPJACK ONTO THE CAR! OH MY GOD! NO! Douglas� head just went through the wind shield! Oh my god! Storm can hardly believe what he�s just done, he slowly pulls Douglas� head out of the glass and makes the cover on top of the car, 1, 2, 3! Lance Storm has won, he�s the new Hardcore Champion. There was no way Douglas was going to kick out of that, he�s out cold and my god, his face is a mess. He needs some medical assistance and he needs it now. The referee gives Storm his championship and he jumps around now in celebration. Wait a minute? Who�s this? Is that Eddie Guerrero?
Guerrero: My car? What did you do to my car, Essa? Shane? Is that Shane Douglas, homes?
JR: Well Guerrero just realised it�s his buddy Shane Douglas who�s been slammed into his car.
King: But is it his buddy, JR? Lance Storm asked Eddie Guerrero to join the Un Americans.
JR: I think we�re gonna get out answer now as Eddie Guerrero stares at Storm now. Oh my god! He just threw himself at Storm with a Lou Thesz Press. He�s pummelling away at Storm�s face now, I don�t Eddie�s joining, King. Some referees appear now and pull Guerrero off Storm but he�s pushed them away and he�s going to work on Storm once again. The referees can�t get him off, he�s gone crazy. Wait a minute, who�s this now? That�s Christian, Lance Storm�s tag team partner, but I thought he was injured! He pulls Eddie off now and pushes him away, the referees are now dragging Guerrero away, kicking and screaming. Christian is helping Storm up now.
Christian: You did it, man! Hardcore Champ!
JR: Christian raises Storm�s arm in victory, but wait a minute, kick to the mid section, UNPRETTIER TO STORM! What the hell just happened? Christian just hit The Unprettier to his tag team partner on the concrete! What the hell is going on here? Oh my god, we�ve run out of time folks. What are the implications of all this. Lance Storm has become the new Hardcore Champion, Shane Douglas is quite probably injured, Eddie Guerrero has attacked Lance Storm and refused to join the Un Americans and now Christian has knocked his tag partner, Storm out. We�ll see you next week, folks.
Winner : Lance Storm NEW Hardcore Champion
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Thanks very much to who roleplayed for RAW this week and I hope members enjoyed the results that were written by Chris, Stu, Kev and Trace. There were a few no shows that we need to speak to members about but the people who did roleplay your roleplays were very impressive, the main event especially was a very hard match to call credit goes to both competitors for doing RAW proud and I think that the quality of the match that was written lived up to the quality of roleplays. Keep checking back for news on the Royal Rumble and also don't forget to read up on this weeks Smackdown Brand results to see what goes down 3 days before the Royal Rumble! Thanks very much folks!!
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