JR : Hello everybody and on behalf of World Wrestling Entertainment let me introduce all our fans to Sadistic 2003!! I hope everybody had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! I know that I did spending it with the folks back in Oklahoma but It's great to be back sitting at this desk waiting to see some of the best athletes in the world go at it!
King : That's right JR! I can't wait to get started again, I just hope that I can manage a two hour show after the sort of crazy new year The King has had! Like I said before It's Good to be King!
JR : I'm glad to hear that you had a good New Year but I don't think we should go into detail on what went down in the Lawler household, but in any event......
((( YEAH....GET THE TABLES....BOOM!! - BUBBA DUDLEY )))
King : Wow looks like we kicking things off with Bubba Dudley, he's not scheduled to be out here, but it's good to see some of the new talent coming out here and contributing to our show. Kinda looks like Bubba had a good time over Christmas judging from the midsection on the guy haha!!
JR : No different from normal I don't think King, Bubba now saluting the fans in the ring, getting a pretty good reception here but still a few boo boys in the crowd, the last time we saw Bubba he got a cheap victory over Kane after the interference from Paul Bearer!!
King : Yeah what was up with that? The man that collects chins is back in the WWE!!
JR : Anyway Bubba has a mic...
[Bubba Dudley]
Well I must say that It is a good feeling knowing that the first wrestler in a WWE RAW ring in the year 2003 is the ninth mayor of Dudleyville himself Bubba Ray Dudley!! And I'm back knowing that out of the two matches I've had in WWE Sadistic, I've won, defeating Justin Credible and defeating Kane and that's quite an achievement wouldn't you say? Justin Credible a former WWE Sadistic Hardcore Champion under ye olde 24/7 rule and Kane a former WWE Tag Team Champion with Test and The Undertaker. And I didn't just beat these guys, I made an example out of them and sent a message to every single Raw superstar in the back that Bubba Dudley is taking over this place, and Bubba Dudley is going places in 2003! I mean check this...Kane and Justin Credible aren't even carded here tonight, they haven't even come back after Christmas because they are afraid of Bubba Ray Dudley and that is the way things are going to happen around here from now on. As The Undertaker once said, fear and respect go hand in hand and so the fear I strike into the people in this business will also gain their respect.....*interruption*
(((( KURT ANGLE - I GOT GOLD...HOW BOUT YOU?! )))
JR : About time too, that Bubba could send a glass eye to sleep...
King : I don't know about that JR!!! I was riveted and Kurt Angle has no business out here!
JR : Niether does Bubba!! But anyway one half of our tag team champions on Raw is about to speak...
[Kurt Angle]
Hubba Bubba, what the heck is your problem? Do you think these fans want to see you? You think your special just because you came out to this ring and you were the first person to do so this year? and you actually think that you are a somebody because you beat Justin Credible? and you beat Kane because of interference from Paul Bearer? Well Bubba i'm afraid that I'm not at all impressed, What so you won two matches?! BIG FREAKIN' DEAL!! Let me ask you one question Bubba...Where are you gold medals?! That's right you don't have any! so....
[Bubba Dudley]
Cut the crap Kurt! I don't care about gold medals, nor do I care about anything you have to say right now, infact I'm gearing up for some action and I'm gearing up to kick your ass all over this arena later tonight, but if your feeling up to it, how about that right now I give you a little taster of what I'm going to do to you, and a little taster to all these idiots in the crowd of how i'm going to carry on my winning streak here tonight!
[Kurt Angle]
Bubba I accept your proposal of me going down there to kick the holy heck out of you, but one more thing, you think that your special because your the first person in the WWE Raw ring in 2003? Well let me make you even more special, by making you the first person to have their ass handed to them in the year 2003 OH IT'S TRUE!!
King : Ahh!! Kurt now drops the microphone and runs into the ring where Bubba is waiting both men now exchanging rights and lefts but Kurt getting the advantage with more right hands knocking Bubba towards the ropes but Bubba counters with a knee to the midsection!
JR : Bubba going downstairs and now Bubba getting boo'd by the crowd as he sets up Kurt for what looks like a Bubba Cutter, taking his time however..but now Kurt with a counter into the ANGLE SLAM!!! What a counter!! Kurt now stands over Bubba and the crowd are cheering Kurt Angle here as he now locks in an ANGLE LOCK!! Bubba is screaming as he inches his way close to ropes and uses his upper body strength and the ropes to pull himself out of the ring away from Kurt Angle who lets go and Bubba is on the outside as Kurt Angle taunts Bubba in the ring!! That match is going to be exceptional later! I can't wait too see it!! As Bubba limps a little and makes his way back up the aisle talking trash to Kurt
**Commercial**
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Match 1
Taz & DDP vs Sabu & Leviathan
((( KISS - WAR MACHINE )))
Taz now walking out getting boo'd by the capacity crowd, he gets to the ring and awaits his tag team partner....
((( BANG!!! YO IT'S ME, IT'S ME, IT'S D.D.P!! :D )))
DDP walks out to a tremendous pop from the crowd, he is definately the fans favourite for this match, he walks past Taz in the ring who gives him a menacing look...
((( MEANING OF LIFE - DISTURBED - REVOLUTION )))
Sabu and Leviathan walk out, members of the Revolution without Brock or Heyman with them as Brock has an important match later tonight with Eddie Guerrero. Sabu and Leviathan make there way towards the ring and the match is going to start with Taz taking on Sabu...
JR : Both of these men excelled in ECW and it will be interesting what they can offer the WWE in 2003 here in Sadistic, Sabu and Taz are household names from there WWE time aswell as ECW time so we should be in for a treat here in the first match of the new year!
King : Taz now locking up with Sabu here but Sabu to the midsection straight away with a kick setting up for a DDT on Taz but Taz counters with a few kicks to Sabu's left knee followed by an uppercut knocking Sabu back and he hits the ropes and comes back with a groggy attempt at a clothesline but Taz ducks and Taz tries for the TAZMISSION!! but Sabu with a few elbow smashes knocking away Taz followed by a modified version of a Jawbreaker, similar to a Stone Cold Stunner you could say JR! It's had effect on Taz as it knocked him down to the canvas as now Sabu sets up Taz and looks for a side leg lock. Taz however pushes away Sabu with his foot and he lands on his posterior on the canvas, he quickly gets back up and takes down Taz with a stiff clothesline who is just only getting back up himself! Sabu now makes the tag to Leviathan...
JR : Leviathan comes in and starts flexing his muscles and taunting DDP who is on the other side of the ring. Leviathan now pulls up Taz and grabs him around the waist into a BEARHUG!! What strength by this beast, Leviathan now keeping it locked in before following up with a HUGE FRONT SLAM!! That's it for Taz surely as Leviathan showing his cocky side putting his foot on Taz for the cover 1..........2...........DDP comes in and breaks it up kicking away Leviathan's leg from off Taz, Leviathan and DDP now staredown in the middle of the ring as Sabu also comes in but gets blocked off by the referee, but also now DDP and Leviathan collide rights and lefts exchanged but behind the referee's back DDP downstairs with a LOW BLOW and followed up with the DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! DDP hits it and now pulls Taz over Leviathan....DDP now charges at Sabu and clotheslines him over the top rope and they both spill to the outside!!
King : Taz has the cover here and the referee is back on the job, this was a three count already! 1............2...............Leviathan gets a foot on the rope, that was good ring presence by this young star as now Taz and Leviathan groggily getting up. DDP now with Sabu on the outside as DDP knocks down Sabu with a discus punch! Leviathan now swings a punch at Taz but it's ducked into a WRIST CLUTCH SUPLEX!!! Taz back up waiting for Leviathan setting up for a T-BONE SUPLEX but Leviathan with a mule kick going undetected by the referee, that looked very low as now Leviathan sets up Taz....HUGE SITOUT POWERBOMB!! The LEVINATOR almost snapping Taz's spine as now on the outside DDP sets up Sabu for what could be a powerbomb of his own....in the ring Leviathan into a cover 1........2......3!! Leviathan got him!!! he pinned Taz as outside the ring DDP drives Sabu down with a SPIRAL POWERBOMB!! But DDP lost the match because of Taz! He didn't even get into this match, it's outrageous!
JR : But now DDP has lost his smile and he's grabbed something from under the ring, that looks like a fire extinguisher! what the hell? DDP rolls into the ring now and as the referee holds up Leviathan's arm, DDP sprays Leviathan in the eyes and then CRACKS him across the skull with that extinguisher! DDP has made his mark as has Leviathan and Sabu, what a start to 2003!!
Winners : Sabu and Leviathan
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**Commercial - ROYAL RUMBLE 2003!!**
(We come back from a commercial and we see Sabu and Leviathan walking through the backstage area after the last match, They are both hurting and Leviathan is having a hard time with his vision trying to clean his eyes out with some water as just then we see Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman on there way to the ring, the other half of Revolution!)
Heyman : Hey, Sabu, Leviathan, TEAM REVOLUTION!! Starting off 2003 the way we intend to go forward, in winning ways, getting a victory over the defunct team of DDP and Taz and now that's half the job done because now it's time for Brock to show why he is going to be the BIGGEST THING in 2003 and show why The Revolution is the same force as it was in 2002 putting Ric Flair in the hospital, and kicking Hollywood Hulk Hogan's ass! So Brock lets go and show Eddie Guerrero some of Brock Lesnar's HEAT!
Leviathan : Woah Paul, before you do that, I want to know that as I'm your client and I don't ask for much from anyone, I haven't had anything my whole life, growing up in lonely foster homes, getting no attention from anybody, I want to know that you can do something for me, and that is you get talking with Hogan, because next week on RAW me and Sabu want another Tag Team Match, and we want another tag team match against DDP!! I say that he find himself a partner and I say that next week we not only defeat DDP, we dismantle him!!
Sabu : That's right, next week DDP needs to be taught another lesson, but get this, seeing as Brock Lesnar is the tag team champion, and that all three of us guys are your clients, how about that instead of Brock getting all the attention, and all the stroke, all the title matches, how about we up the ante, and that is next week if you can manage to get our tag team match booked against DDP and a partner of his choice, then the match will be a number one contenders match for the WWE World Tag Team Titles! Because there is nothing more than Leviathan and I would like than have a chance at the Tag Team Titles!
Brock : What the hell are you talking about?! You trying to challenge me Brock Lesnar? Were a team!
Heyman : No Brock, let me think about this, you see Sabu and Leviathan may have a point, maybe you do get more attention as a client than Sabu and Leviathan, maybe we are over looking Sabu and Leviathan, so you know what I'll try to get this match booked and....
Brock : Have you lost your mind? I'm Brock Lesnar! Are you trying to cause unrest in this group?! Heyman listen to me when I say I'm the champ and I'm not defending the titles against Leviathan or Sabu!
Heyman : Brock Brock, hear me out on this, Think about it, if there ever was a tag team match between Kurt Angle and yourself against Sabu and Leviathan here it wouldn't cause unrest in the group, it wouldn't show weakness, it would show the exact opposite, it would show unity, power and everything else, think about it, the tag team titles would never leave The Revolution! Whether It's Brock Lesnar, Sabu or Leviathan it doesn't matter, it just reinforces the power that this group has! So Brock If you comply, I will try to get this number one contenders match sanctioned with Hogan, because I think it would be good competition for us and show how strong our unit really is!!!
Brock : ....
Sabu : Come on man,
Leviathan : For The Revolution Brock, Keep it in the family, a bit of friendly competition, we want a shot at those tag titles...
Brock : (unwillingly) YES, I'll allow you to discuss with Hogan, and if the match is sanctioned next week, let me say this now before I forget and that is.....GOOD LUCK!!!
(Sabu and Leviathan smile and shake Brock's hand and shake Heyman's hand, they leave the scene as Heyman and Brock continue down the corridor....)
Brock : (under his breath) Good Luck.....You'll need it!
**back to ringside**
JR : Woah!! What an announcement, I for one hope that this match will happen next week, I want to see a number one contenders match for the tag team titles, I want to see Brock and Kurt defend those titles they won back in T.L.C 2002!!
King : I want to see it, and I am hoping that we see it Sabu and Leviathan taking on Brock and Kurt, but I don't know there are so many things that can happen, the match might not even be sanctioned yet, and even if it is, DDP and his tag team partner whoever it may be may beat Sabu and Leviathan to the number one contenders slot!!!
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Match 2
Brock Lesnar (Tag) vs Eddie Guerrero
JR: Im looking forward to this one King, two very different men, different styles, it�s gonna be an interesting one. Both these men really need to win this match to get 2003 off on a good start.
King: Well everyone needs to win tonight then don�t then.
JR: You mocking me King?
King: Just stating the obvious JR.
(( DURN DER DER.... BOM BOM BOM **Here Comes the Pain** ))
[Brock Lesnar walks out warming up on the spot as he does for every match, as ever his manger Paul Heyman is just behind him. Brock walks down to the ring un-affected by the mass heat from the crowd. Brock reaches the ring then pounces up onto the ring apron and enters the ring]
(( LLLLaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTTTTiiiiiiiiiiiiNNNNNNNNooooooo HEEEEAAAAAT!!))
[Eddie Guerrero walks out with his infamous mullet, he strolls out onto the rampway in his usual style. The camera pans to a sign a fan is holding it reads � Deport Mulletino Heat!�. Eddie continues to walk down to the ring, flick his hair now and again, Eddie rolls into the ring then climbs a turnbuckle]
King: The bell sounds and we just wait for these two to start the match off, Eddie Guerrero is riling Lesnar up with a little verbal exchange, not quite sure if that�s a wise thing to do when the man your fighting is Brock Lesnar?. Lesnar�s facial expression hasn�t changed in the slightest, Eddie is asking him if any one is at home, if he is loco? HA this guy cracks me up.. WOW Lesnar burst into action with a devastating CLOTHESLINE, that almost took his head off. Is the mullet ok? Tell me the mullet is ok, HA HA. Eddie gets back up, now, Lesnar keeps the assault going, irish whip into the corner. Lesnar is backing up looks to make a big impact on the Mexican, Lesnar charges, Eddie with a DROP TOE HOLD onto the bottom turnbuckle. Eddie pulls Brock from the ropes to the middle of the ring, rolls him over, arm bar applied to Brock Lesnar. Eddie starting off looking to weaken the big man using his knowledge of submission moves, and that may be the right way to go about it?. Eddie releases the hold, he picks him up.. locks up for a suplex.. lifts him up... BRAINBUSTER, Eddie with a cheeky roll up 1.....2.... Brock kicked out. First pin attempt for Laaaaaaaaaaatino HEAT!, you just watch Eddie turn up the temperature!. Eddie quickly back onto his feet, Brock also up... spinning heel kick.. what the hell, Lesnar caught him mid air, he lifts him up straight in air. Throws him in the air and just lets him fall, Eddie Guerrero landed pretty badly on his chest there. Brock goes to work on Eddie, he gets him to his feet, locks those giant arms around the waist of Guerrero.. BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. Eddie reached the other side of the ring. The strength on this guy is scary JR!. Brock hunting his pray here, not leaving Eddie catch a moments rest, Brock goes after Eddie. Eddie was ready for him.. hip toss to Brock Lesnar, Lesnar gets back up... HURRICANRANA into a punch fest on the apron. Apron is sitting on Lesnar punching away at him. The referee pulls Eddie off, he aint happy with that, and Eddie aint happy with the ref!.
JR: Eddie is in the face of Mic Chicota, he�s just doing his job for god sake�s!. Brock is back up, he�s ready to go... Eddie turns around.. SPEAR... no Eddie sit stepped him, Lesnar hit the referee. Heyman just threw in Brock�s tag team title. Ever always the opportunist is Paul Heyman, the god damn slime ball!. Brock Lesnar has got the title, Eddie is asking Brock not to do it, he�s down on his knee�s. Brock is hesitating, LOW BLOW to Brock Lesnar. The referee is out pretty badly, Eddie Guerrero has the tag belt now, he�s putting it on around his waist what the hell is he doing?. He�s now climbing to the top, he�s gonna go for a Frogsplash with title around his waist. He�s not is he?...
King: He is JR.... FROGGY!!!!. Frogsplash to Brock Lesnar, Mic Chicota is just coming round. Eddie is screaming at him to count. Heyman cant believe what has happened, he�s screaming at Brock to kick out. 1........2........3 Latino Heat just burned Brock Lesnar ha ha.
JR: I don�t think Chicota has seen the tag team title belt around Guerrero�s waist, he couldnt see it during the pin fall.
King: I told you Eddie was gonna turn up the temperature on Brock Lesnar!
JR: Yeah by using and illegal move!
King: Since when has a frogsplash been an illegal move huh?
JR: It is when you got a title around you waist, Brock could have suffered a broken rib. Look at Eddie he�s drapping the tag strap over Brock Lesnar. Eddie leaves the ring, wait Kurt Angle is making his way down to the ring, but its too little to late, Eddie Guerrero escapes through the crowds!. Heyman and Angle both checking on Lesnar, he�s getting to his feet and pushing them away, he�s pissed King!
Winner : Eddie Guerrero
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(We cut backstage after witnessing the Eddie Guerrero and Brock Lesnar match and go to a scene where we see Shane Douglas standing with the Inter-Continental and Hardcore Championships draped over his shoulders. The camera then zooms out and we see that the image of Douglas is a reflection from a mirror and he is looking at himself in the mirror. We then see Francine walk in behind Douglas and he can see her in the mirror and they both smile at each other and then they begin to speak)
Douglas : Just look at me Francine, The star of WWE Raw from the year 2002, the man that put RAW on the map since the bran extension in 2002 standing here in the year 2003 with everything to show for his achievements. You see this Hardcore Championship shows people that I stuck to my roots and stuck to where I came from, It shows that I am one tough son of a bitch, and you see this Inter-Continental Championship, It means not only am I holding a title that has been held by such greats as Pat Patterson, Macho Man Randy Savage, Jake the Snake Roberts and Stone Cold Steve Austin to name but a few, but it also states that Shane Douglas can do what he wants, whenever he wants because this title is my free season ticket into both RAW and Smackdown! events, meaning that every sorry bastard signed up in the WWE had better watch their back because Shane Douglas is going to be there, raising hell and kicking ass!! And you know apart from having these two titles, I also have the greatest valet in wrestling history, the most intelligent and most beautiful woman in wrestling and most probably on the face of this earth, I have you Francine and I must let you know that I couldn't have achieved everything that I have achieved in the WWE without your guidance and I'm sure 2003 will be no different...
Francine : That's right Shane, tonight Christian is going to be the first victim of the WWE RAW 2002 M.V.P Shane Douglas!
Douglas : I'm liking what I'm hearing, M.V.P Shane Douglas, that has quite a ring to it, But you know what Christian had better respect all this gold and all this power tonight because this is his debut match, and so he can lose the easy way or the hard way and so Christian the easy way is leaving with your pride and your well being, and the hard way is leaving the same way as Ric Flair left this company, a beaten, broken man, in the back of an AMBULANCE!
(Douglas and Francine laugh with each other as the scene cuts to another backstage area)
**
(The camera's go to Hollywood Hulk Hogan's office where we see RAW owner The Hulkster at a desk going through some files and signing a few sheets of paper when all of a sudden in walks none other than the NEW WWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION Triple H accompanied by his wife Stephanie McMahon Helmsley. The Hulkster stands up and he stares at Triple H who has a huge smirk on his face, the desk is seperating a coming together between the two who have had problems in the past, does Vengeance 2001 Hell in a Cell match ring a bell?! and the nWo vs the SINdicate feud)
Triple H : Woah Woah, Hollywood don't sweat the real Triple H Brotha! I'm just here because I wanted you to meet the best wrestler in the industry, the WWE Undisputed Champion, yours truly, Triple H!
Stephanie : He's my husband and he's the best this company has ever seen!
Hogan : He's the champion and he's your husband? Well you know what? HEEE'S Under Hollywood's durastrictions while heeeee's on RAW BROTHA!! Now you two think your so special, Triple H you think your something just because you beat an out of sorts Chris Benoit in the last Smackdown event of 2002? Give me a break! There are lots of wrestlers that deserve a shot at that championship belt, and they deserve there shots before the Royal Rumble, but I hear that you have a clause in your contract that states that you don't have to defend your title until the Royal Rumble against whoever the number one contender may be! Even though there are guys here on Raw like Kurt Angle, Kane, Brock Lesnar, Eddie Guerrero and Shane Douglas to name but a few that are ready to kick your ass and take that title away from you! So...
Triple H : Blah Blah, does the Undisputed Champion need to be hearing this?! I'm a five time Heavyweight Champion and that record speaks for itself, none of those wrestlers you mentioned have never won a Sadistic world title, they are not even in my league! I'm Triple H, the best this industry has to offer and I'm keeping this title, and i'm going to break my OWN record for how long I keep it, There is no arguing the fact that I am the absolute best so Hogan that's all I have to say, Triple H is on RAW and you can do nothing about it!!
Stephanie : You can't do anything Hogan!
Hogan : Oh I can do something, I have the phone number for this arena's security on my cellfone so if you irratate the Hulkster anymore your out of this arena, you got that?! Now before I do that you both get the hell out of my office!!
Triple H : Ok I'll do that, I was introducing myself to you, because you'll be seeing a lot more of Triple H....and a lot more of Triple H ...TONIGHT!!!
(with that said Stephanie and Hunter leave as Hogan sits down and takes a sip from his glass of fresh orange juice before carrying on with paperwork)
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Match 3
Kurt Angle vs Bubba Dudley
[Jr]-And we are ready now for our next match King , an one on one match between our Tag team champion and olympic hero , Kurt Angle against one half of the Former Dudley Boyz , Bubba Ray Dudley !
[King]- This will be great Jr!
[Jr]- Yes , both men are on a roll here in the WWE , but Bubba Ray haven't tasted gold yet , while Kurt has it in his hands .
[King]-But for how long Jr .... That's the question isn't it .
[Jr]- Well with the tag competition here in the WWE I would say that Kurt is going to be the champion for a long time too come .
[King]-Hahahaha !
[-Kurt Angle-Olympic Hero-]
[Jr]- And there he is , Kurt Angle , he is wearing the title belt around his waisth and he is wearing an tanktop with the colors on it from the american flag . He get's in the ring , put's both arms in the air and wait's for the arrival of his opponent , Bubba Ray Dudley .
[-Dudley Boz-Bubba-]
[King]- And there is Bubba Ray Dudley Jr !
[Jr]- This man defeated Kane and justin Credible recently , he even destroyed Justin Credible after that hard chairshot .
[King]- He is a monster , hahaha!
[Jr]-Both men are now in the ring , and the match is under way . Bubba Ray starts the attack with a fast clothesline , Kurt angle falls down int he suprise , and he is grabbing for his neck . He spins around so that he is facing Bubba Ray and he can't believe what just happend , Bubba rns in the ropes , Kurt rolles away , Bubba jumps over Kurt , Kurt get's back up , Bubba comes back from the ropes , Kurt runs at Bubba , and double clothesline both men are down ! , But look Bubba is getting back up !
[King]-Don't cheer too soon Jr , because Kurt is also Back up ! Kurt is going now for a power battle against Bubba , but he cheats out and put's Bubba Ray in a headlock . Kurt angle is keeping the pressure now on the side of Bubba Ray's head . Bubba pushes Kurt towarsd the ropes now , Kurt comes back and Bubba Ray hits him down with a shoulderblock , Kurt is down , and Bubba jumps down for the elbow drop , he connects and he go's for the cover , 1...2...kick out by Kurt Angle . Bubba get's up and he wants to get Kurt up so he grabs Kurt is head , But Kurt grabs a leg of Bubba Ray and he get's Bubba down . And look he's going for the ankle Lock !!! But Bubba Ray grabs the ropes , kurt needs to release the hold here and he does , Bubba Getting slowly up , and Kurt kicks him back down with a viscious low kick against the knee , Kurt going back for that ankle lock , but Bubba ray counters and he kicks Kurt in the face , Kurt grabs his face , Bubba get's up , he grabs Kurt and he is going for the suplex . He hits it and Kurt go's out of the ring , Hah ! Kurt is being outwrestled by Bubba Ray ! Hahahaha !
[Jr]- Yes I am impressed by the fight that bubba Ray Dudley gave us so far , Bubba Ray is also going outside now , he follow's Kurt , But Kurt just grabbed his tag belt ,and he hits it in the face of Bubba Ray , The Referee say's that he is going to DQ Kurt but he doesn't . Kurt get's Bubba Ray back in the ring but he kicks him instead of going for the cover . Kurt going to the top rope now , and the perfect moonsault ! and he connects! 1...2...Bubba kicks out ! Kurt Angle can't believe this ! And look Bubba is back up !
[King]- He takes Kurt Angle , Bubba Bomb!!!!!! Nooooooo , Kurt Angle counters , he trows Bubba ray in the ropes , Bubba comes back he wants to clothesline Kurt , Kurt ducks and the neckbreaker , both men are down ....the referee starts the 10 count here ..1....2.....3.....6........7 and both men are getting slowley back up , Bubba again looking for that clothesline here , But Kurt ducks again he takes the arm of Bubba , and The Olympic Slam ! Kurt Angle makes the cover , 1....2....3 !!!!!!! Kurt Angle won it Jr ! no nooo
Winner : Kurt Angle
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JR : What an intense match we just witnessed between Bubba Ray and Kurt Angle, showing just why RAW is going to be just as awesome in 2003! That match was very entertaining and that's what were all about here on RAW.....
(( TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!! )))
King : Oh my god JR!! He wasn't lying earlier, The Game is here, he told Hogan that he wasn't finished for tonight and that we would see him again and here he is, but Stephanie must be staying in the back this time around, she's not here. But Triple H out here now wearing the WWE Undisputed Championship around his waist and sporting a pair of black tracksuit bottoms aswell as his mesh hHh silver shirt. He's in the ring now and the champ has a microphone.
[Triple H]
HOGAN!! It's time for your main event right?! Well I got news for you Hollywood Hulk Has Been and that's that your Main Event isn't going to happen!
JR : WHAT?!
[Triple H]
Yeah that's right! say we've got about twenty minutes of a show left but that was the last match that everybody just saw, RAW is officially OVER!!
King : Jr What is The Game talking about?!
[Triple H]
This is my time, I'm the Undisputed and I am The Game and the best in the history of this business, better than Hulk Hogan, better than Bret the hitman Hart, better than Shawn Michaels better than Stone Cold Steve Austin. And so I've got a few things to say which are more important than any Shane Douglas vs Christian match. First of all I'd like to talk about the Royal Rumble now......
((( VOODOO CHILD - HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN!! )))
JR : Here comes Hollywood!! He's not impressed at this by Triple H, who's holding up the show, the first show of 2003, The Game is trying to ruin RAW and give Smackdown a ratings advantage that's the plan it seems!
King : You know JR you could be correct!
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Triple H you say one more word and I've got a security team back here that is going to come to this ring and eject you from the RAW arena and eject you from every single other RAW show in the forseable future! I am the owner of RAW Brotha don't you forg.....
[Triple H]
With all due respect old man, What would RAW be without the WWE Undisputed Champion?! It's already bad enough as it is! So however much you may hate my guts, the fact is Hulk Hogan NEEDS TRIPLE H!!! (fans : oooooooh)
[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
That's it...security come out here and eject this son of a.....BITCH from my damn arena and lets get going with tonights main event!!
(Security now comes out onto the stage and walks down the aisle but they stop as Triple H grabs Lillian Garcia who is standing in the corner of the ring and begins to shout down the aisle....)
[Triple H]
Stop right there or else I'll kick this woman's ass!!! (fans : ooooh) That's right don't move one more muscle!!....Stop or Lillian gets it! You see Hogan no matter what you send after me, whether it be security, the next number one contender, the 82nd airbourne it doesn't matter, I am The Game, So I say this to you Hogan.....SCREW THE RULES, PLAY THE GAME!!!
JR : NO!! Triple H now sets up Lillian PEDIGREE!!! OH MY GOD!!! Security racing to the ring as Triple H rolls outside and grabs a steel chair from the time keepers desk. Triple H now holds up the chair in self defence as the security stands in the ring helping Lillian. That sick son of a bitch! That bastard! And he's our WWE Undisputed Champion in 2003?! I thought things were looking up but that was dispicable as now the game leaving through the crowd, I cannot believe what we just saw!
King : That JR was shocking, he held up the show, and caused chaos, we are still going to have our main event but I'm afraid it's under a black cloud now compared to what just transpired, news on Lillian Garcia as we get it, this is horrible!
JR : Triple H using Lillian Garcia to make a statement to Hollywood Hogan and the rest of the WWE, It's just not right, Damn him straight to hell!
**Commercial**
(The scene goes backstage where we see Lillian Garcia being loaded into an ambulance, it could be possible neck trauma after that devastating pedigree delivered by Triple H, we hope she'll recover soon, we see Hollywood Hulk Hogan there on the scene aswell as lots of WWE officials and ambulance crew)
Hogan : Is she going to be ok?
Doctor : We can't say now, we'll have to do a number of tests at the hospital to see what the problem is, she has movement in her limbs which is always a good sign, but we'll have to see the extent of the dam.....
(Into the scene walks Paul Heyman....)
Heyman : (interuppts doctor) Yeah Doctor, get out of my way I need to speak to Hulk Hogan, now I know this my not be the best time for you, but you see I need to run something by you, and that is next week Hogan.....
Hogan : (interuppts Heyman) Whatever you want, I grant it, I don't have time for this, I'm getting too old for this shit! Tonight hasn't been a good night, so whatever you want you can have it!!
(Heyman grins knowing that he went to Hogan and got what he wanted, next week it looks like we are going to see Sabu and Leviathan vs DDP and a partner to be determined fighting over the number one contenders slot for the tag team titles!)
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Main Event
Match 4
Non Title
Shane Douglas (HC & IC) vs Christian
JR : And now we have the last match of the evening, it however is put into perspective after the actions we just saw from The Game!
King : That's right, we can't condone that, but lets just try and concentrate on the match...
((( CHRISTIAN!!! CHRISTIAN!! )))
Christian now walks out wearing a 'I do it till I'm Raw' shirt and his normal ring attire bottoms, he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd as he gets to the ring, although he will most probably be the fan favourite in tonights match with Shane Douglas...
((( FRANCHISE THIS BITCH! )))
Shane Douglas walks out accompanied by the beautiful Francine and she is carrying the WWE Inter-Continental Championship as Douglas drags the Hardcore strap by his side...Douglas gets into the ring and drops his hardcore title as he goes right after Christian!
JR : The bell hasn't even rung and he's wasting no time as he takes down Christian with a football tackle and starts pummeling away at his face, trying to damage the nose and break some of those pearl whites I think. But now Christian rolls Douglas over and the tides have turned as Christian with shots to Douglas face but now Douglas pushes Christian off and he gets up and takes down Christian with a Shoulderblock!
King : Christian hitting the mat hard but bouncing back up and runs at Douglas but this time gets taken down with the clothesline! Douglas now goes down and grabs him in a headlock! That's more of an old school move but it works just aswell, sucking the air out of the opponent, Christian can't do anything while grounded...Douglas now cracking back on the neck of Christian and now keeping locked in but also trying to stand with him again, not looking for the submission victory obviously, he stands up again and now alters the position into a thunderous NECKBREAKER!! Douglas nearly snapping the spinal chord of Christian as he goes into a cover 1..........2............that's gotta be all...no Christian kicking out at the last second, very resilient as the crowd willing him on here, but he looks ever so groggy, Douglas could move in for the kill soon.
JR : Douglas now grabs Christian's legs and sets up for what looks like....yes it is, a Figure Four Leg Lock! Shades of Ric Flair, ironic after the comments earlier, surely just a coincedence though and now Douglas looks to have it locked in but somehow Christian quickly reversing and it's now Douglas in pain! Douglas inching towards the ropes but he can't reach them, Francine now coming onto the apron and distracting the referee as Douglas is in pain Douglas is tapping!! But the referee can't see it!!! Douglas should have lost this, an upset big time to Christian!! But now what's this?
King : That's Eddie Guerrero!! He's down at ringside and he's on the top rope....He jumps off and FROGSPLASH!!! FROGSPLASH to the back of Christian who has the figure four on Douglas!! Eddie now pulls Douglas across Christian.....and Eddie scarpers!! whats this all about?! as now Francine drops off the apron and the referee is back on the job and makes the count 1..........2..........3 Damn! Shane Douglas won this match, and now here comes Victoria down the aisle whats this? Victoria now seems cross with Eddie and she grabs his arm and starts to try and pull him up the aisle, but now Eddie looks across at Shane who is lying on the floor looking up the aisle and now Eddie nods at Shane! Whats this about folks? Were out of time though folks, tune in next week!!
*End of Show*
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