JR: Welcome to the 14th edition of the Raw brand, can you believe we've been going 14 weeks? it doesnt seem like that at all.
King: Well when you've got such good company as me, time flies! HA
JR: We should start calling you Jerry "The Ego" Lawler. Well as I said this is the 14th Raw brand and tonight, we possibly have the biggest main event in the Raw brand history!, and we've had some big matches in our time, The two wrestling legends The Hulkster and Ric Flair coming back into the ring on two separate occasions. We had for the first time ever in this company a Stair way to hell match between Taz and Shane douglas, but this may top them all. Hollywood Hulk Hogan announced last week that there would be a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Tag Team Champions, he announced that one of the teams, the Brothers of Destruction would face is Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar, but we found out literally moments ago that the third team will be Shane Douglas and Taz!. The Franchise and The Human Suplex Machine, hell any one that has been watching Raw from the start knows that these two individuals have had some impressive matches. If you don't know what Im talking about, Im talking about a Best of 5 series match
King: And if you didnt know what Ross was talking about where in the BLUE HELL have you been the past 2 months?. I wont go into too much detail, but I think it's rather weird that these two would team together. I know they both gained mutual respect for each other through out such matches as ECW Rules, Anywhere Falls and even the Stairway to Hell match. I just cant see how Taz can work with the Franchise, after Douglas winning the Series 3 - 1.
JR: Well a few weeks back when Douglas defended the title against Kane, he did mention that once he beat Kane, which he did that night, he would be expecting a tag title shot. He suggested his team mate would be taz but he didn't confirm it!. We've got quite a wait for that match, some other corking matches we have the returning Sabu and Leviathan in singles action. Leviathan has been entered into a three way dance, against Justin Credible and Diamond Dallas Page.
King: With Credible's ECW antics, Leviathan's shear strength, and Page's BANG HA HA that is going to be a great match to start things off!. Our second match we have Booker T against lance Storm, after Booker t came out of Hollywood's office last week, he rammed Lance and Christian!
JR: Come one he bumped into them, he didn't see them...
King: well what ever the case maybe, Lance Storm will be looking to keep up his record up by have two wins in two weeks!
(( BOOWWW WOW WOW WOW BOW WOW.... THE HULKSTER))
JR: Business just picked up King, its the Raw owner Hollywood Hulk Hogan, and he's on his way out here. You just now he's here to sort out certain people!
[Hollywood Hogan walks out onto stage with a "Do it till your RAW" t-shirt on, drapsed around his shoulders are red and yellow feathers. Hollywood is wearing a bandana saying Hulkamania. Hogan tags some Hulkamainics as he walks down the rampway, as he gets closer to the ring we notice he has a limp. The Hulkster climbs the steps, and gets in the ring, he collects a microphone from the announcer]
Hollywood: Im sure most of you Hulkamaniacs heard Linda McMahon's major announcement on the weekend concerning next week's Pay Per View, Survivor Series. If you didn't the bottom line is, its Raw Vs Smackdown in every match. In the past pay per views there have been some of these matches, last month at No Mercy, the Raw's Undertaker faced Smackdowns Triple H. Well at Survivor Series ALL of the matches are going to be like that, but the main event, in traditional style will be an 8 man tag elimination match. So the question on everyone's lips is who Im going to choose to represent the Raw brand in the main event. Taking into consideration the people that attacked me last week, i still have to make my decision. But I just want to make one thing damn sure to certain people, in-fact to all of RAW ROSTER backstage. You do not put your hands on THA BOSS DUDES!..... Kurt Angle, you got involved in something that had nothing to do with you. So you were going to be facing the Undertaker, that don't give you the right to come down and interfere in MY Main event, so I came down there and gave you some of your own medicine.... that reminds me aswell Hulkamanias, Remember to take your vitamins!. Both Benoit and Angle were out of line, and I dont know what the hell you two were doing teaming together? You are on opposite brands... well we'll have none of that tonight, Im telling you know. As for you Brock Lesnar, your attack was unprovoked, and un called for. Last week you guys may have had some fun knocking me about, well it's the FIRST and LAST TIME. Regardless of which brand your on, anyone attacks the Hulkster, puts their hands on the Hulkster will be suspended WITHOUT PAY!. Don't believe me? try me brothers.... just try me!.
JR: Raw owner Hollywood Hulk Hogan sending a clear message to every single employee on Raw
King: Yeah JR, no more brawling with our boss ok.... it just aint on! HA HA
Hollywood: I know that the participants of the main event are eager to find out what The Immortal Hollywood Hulk Hogan hs in store for them, but Im afraid your gonna have to wait till a little later on. Oh.. and RVD, you know I said I had plans for you the other week.... well one of them is gonna come into affect tonight! Without further delay, lets get this show started!!
[Hollywood hands the microphone back to the ring announce so he can introduce the first competitors as they come down to the ring]
King: Hogan is keeping the stipulation a secret, he cant keep it for long! We need to know, the public needs to know Hollywood!.
JR: Well they're just gonna have to wait because we've got that triple threat match we talked about earlier....
Match One
Triple Threat
Diamond Dallas Page vs Justin Credible vs Leviathan
(( BANG..... YO... ITS ME..... ITS ME.... ITS D.....D....P))
[ Diamond Dallas Page makes his way out on the rampway, he is wearing as per norm his leather jacket with the hands in a shape of a diamond on the back. Page makes his way down to the ring, once in the ring he takes his jacket off, climbs the turnbuckle and makes a diamond with his hand, then screams BANG at the fans]
King: The veteran going up against athletes that have had no where near as much experience as Dallas!
(( NOT JUST THE COOLEST.... THAT MY FRIENDS IS JUST-IN-CREDIBLE))
[Justin Credible walks out onto the ramp, he is wearing a pair of cut jeans to knee length and a WWE t-shirt. Credible gets in the ring, and shows off to the camera]
(( MEANING OF LIFE - DISTURBED))
JR: here comes Leviathan, I heard he in an interview earlier this week, the reason we haven't seen him is because he has been doing intense training, lets see if it pays off tonight. The bell sounds, Page and Credible gang up on Leviathan, both men seem to think of him as the biggest threat. Page and Credible hammer away at leviathan's skull. Forcing him back into the corner. Credible chocking the life out him using the ropes, Page is stomping away at his chest. The referee calls both these men off, they go back working on Levithan, DOUBLE IRISH WHIP INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER.... Credible hooks up.... SNAPE MARE SUPLEX into a bridge 1.........2.... DDP drags Credible off, breaking the cover. Credible is up in the face of Page, page responds with a rake of the eyes.... Credible quickly shakes it off... NECKBREAKER TO PAGE..... SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP..... 1.............2..... Leviathan with a massive stomp to stop the pin attempt1.
King: What are they like size 17 boots? The man is HUUUGE!. Leviathan now picks on Credible, he pins him in the corner.... IRISH WHIP into the opposite rope.... Credible bounces out of the corner.... CHOKE HOLD APPLIED TO CRDIBLE!. Credible is fading, pretty damn fast may I add.... Page into the ropes... BASE BALL SLIDE TO LEVIATHAN taking both men down. Page makes the cover on Leviathan 1..........2..... KICK OUT WITH ADDED AGGRESSION!. Credible is back up from the sleeper hold, he gets Leviathan, backs him into the ropes.... sends him into the opposite ropes.... goes behind him on the return... Samoan drop... with pin attempt 1.........2.... Leviathan kicked out with ease. Credible back to his feet, gets Leviathan to his feet, flying away with elbows to the forehead of Leviathan, not having a major effect on the big man, Credible puls the referee to one side.... LOW BLOW... that did. Credible with another cover 1.........2... Page puts Leviathan's arm on the bottom rope. Page clothesline Credible to the matt
JR: Page back into the mix, He gets Credible to his feet... hocking up.... PUMP HANDLE SLAM. Dallas doesnt go for the cover... mistake if you ask me... DROP KICK FROM CREDIBLE into the ropes.... scoop slam... 1........2... Page manages to get a shoulder up. Leviathan and Page taking it out on Credible. Playing pin ball with him, punch from Levaithan... punch from page.... back and back for.... Leviathan with a clothesline to Credible, that span credible in the air 180 degrees.... ELEVATED SPINE BUSTER TO PAGE.... hook of the leg 1..........2..........3
Winner - Leviathan
[We go backstage wee see the Intercontinental and Hardcore Champion, Rob Van Dam enter the arena. The fans explode and RVD chants break out, Van Dam hears these and smiles. He stops in his tracks and does the Thumb pose for the Raw fans, just that second, Terri Runnels runs up to RVD]
Terri: Rob Van Dam would it be possible for me to interview you? its my first night on the job.... please....
[Terri flutters her eyelashes at RVD, RVD smiles]
RVD: Well it wouldn't be cool If I said no now would it!
King: Terri Runnels is on Raw JR? PUPPIES!!!! OHHHH YEAAAAH!
Terri: For the first time since the brand extension we will see Rob Van Dam wrestling on Raw, so RVD do you think you can still set the pace to be called Mr. Monday Night?.
RVD: You know Terri, that's a pretty damn good first question!. It has been 14 weeks since these Raw fans saw the Whole Dam show in their ring, and if im honest I cant wait to get in there to remind all of them what a split legged moonsault looks like, and how high I can jump off the top rope into the 5 star Frog Splash!. So yeah Terri, I may have been Mr. Thursday Night fro the past 14 weeks on Smackdown, but today is Monday, and Im on the Raw brand.... so prepare to see Mr. Monday Night on top form!
Terri: I cant wait Rob to see you in action, just like the fans in the arena, and the millions watching at home. But tonight Rob you don't have an easy task tonight, you face Sabu in singles action. It would be an understatement if I said you two didn't have a lot of history, but this isn't the same Sabu you held the tag team belts with little over a year ago, he has changed. Several weeks ago along with Brock Lesnar and Leviathan, they took this brand by storm, claiming to revolutionise this brand!
RVD: Yeah well that lasted about two weeks, then they went sloppy. So this is meant to be his big return from where ever the hell he's been?. Well Sabu me and you may go back a long way, back to the days of ECW, and we've got a hell of a lot of history in this company as well. Sabu I done one thing you couldn't all those months ago... that's this...
[RVD points to the Intercontinental championship]
RVD: Im the Intercontinental champion Sabu, and I can tell you it is way cooler than anything I've experienced before. Sabu we know each inside out, back to front, reflected in a mirror, bottom line we know each other two well. from teaming together, and fighting against each other. Tonight is going to be interesting, but I aint going to be on the losing side, especially when its my first match on Raw for nearly 4 months!.
Terri: My last question concerns Survivor Series, we learnt Sunday night that every single match would be the Raw brand Vs Smackdown brand, the only match we know so far that will go ahead is an 8 Man tag team elimination match, now obviously you will not be a part of the Raw team but do you think you will be a part of the Smackdown 4?
RVD: The rivalry between the two brands is intense to say the least, Im not dissing Raw in any way, or the Hulkster. But I would love to a part of the Smackdown 4 to wrestle who ever Hogan chooses to represent Raw.
Terri: Thank you very much RVD, its been a great pleasure.
RVD: Thank you Terri....
[Terri gives RVD a kiss on the check, she walks way. RVD continues to walk down the hall way he passes a doorways, then from out of one we see Hollywood Hulk Hogan]
Hollywood: Van Dam... yo wait up....
RVD: Hulkster man.... how's it going...
Hollywood: It's a bit mad around here, you know, sorting things out for Survivor Series, I've spent the last 24 hours making list upon lists of who to choose for team Raw. But any way, I need to speak to you about something. Later on I have to put you in an awkward position, this aint because I don't like you or want to jeopardise anything...
RVD: Jeopardise what the hell are you talking about?
Hollywood: You'll understand when the time comes, just so you know Im doing it to get at McMahon, not you. Me and you are cool right?
RVD: Yeah of course Hogan, but I don't know what your on about.
Hollywood: I cant let the cat out of the bag right now. I gotta go, got thins to sort out.
[Hollywood walks back into the room he came out of leaving RVD confused]
JR: What was Hogan on about jeopardise something? was he talking about his friendship with RVD?
King: I dunno JR, I know as much as you do. Well actually Im more intelligent than you, so I know more than you HA!
Match 2
Singles Match
Booker T vs Christian
JR : Up next we will see those damn Un-Americans out here, as Christian takes on Booker T in singles action...
King : Yeah I know JR, those Un-Americans are just two peas in a pod, two SUCKAS!
((( Can you dig it? SUCKA!! )))
Booker T walks out to a good pop from this crowd as he does his pose in the aisle and then carries on towards the ring where he waits for his opponent...
((( Un-Americans )))
Christian walks out accompanied by Lance Storm, Storm then comes down from the stage and joins the commentators as Christian gets to the ring to face Booker T.
Bell rings...
JR : Folks the match has just got underway and it looks like Lance Storm will be joining us here for commentary aswell folks, hello Lance what brings your Un-American views to the announce table tonight?
Storm : JR, I just wanted to make sure we weren't going to be biased out here and that I can air my ant-american views and make this country realise it is the cesspool of the rest of the world, full of hypocrits and not to mention obese teenagers.
King : Well lets concentrate on the match shall we, Booker T has Christian in the corner after right hands knocking him backwards to start with but Christian with an eye gouge and a knee lift out of the corner to The Booker Man. Booker T now being choked by Christian's book on the canvas before he comes down with a knee drop to Bookers face into a cover 1.....Booker kicking out straight after one as now Christian opts for a blatant choke hold now with two hands to Bookers throat.
Storm : There isn't anything wrong with that King, it's legal for four seconds, just about the time one of your marrages is legal.
King : Oh that's clever, insulting me? If your out here at least do us the courtesy of shutting up and just watching the match.
JR : Leave it guys, watch the match as now Christian with an Irish whip to Booker T, reversed and Christian hits the ropes and comes back and ducks Booker's Harlem Side Kick and hits Booker with a DROPKICK, Booker though dodges and Christian lands just lands the same way as if he would have connected but for some reason it hurts him worse then if he had connected, doesn't he land the same way in both instances? but in any event Booker T now pulling Christian up and hitting huge chops to Christians chest sending it red raw! Booker now whip into the corner and following in but Christian moves out of the way and into the school boy, using the ropes for leverage 1............2..........Booker T manages to kick out still!
Storm : It's not cheating unless you get caught, well that's Lawlers theory here anyway,
King : You know I'm gonna smack that one and only expression off your face in a minute if you dont shut up, why are you even out here? You haven't put a stop to any of our so called 'biased' views so far have you!
Storm : Well you see I am out here really not to associate myself with you, but to show the world that Christian can win without me by his side in one on one action.
JR : Booker T now getting shots to the head from Christian as Christian has a hold of his dreads, Christian now setting up for a Reverse Backbreaker DDT on Booker but he reverses out of it into a DDT of his own! NO! Christian counters into a Snapmare and now into a Sleeperhold on the mat, Christian using his legs on the ropes to his advantage for more leverage into the hold but the referee noticing and now Christian releases the hold and now starts to go to the top rope, Christian jumps off here looking for an elbow drop but Booker T dodges out of the way! Christian starts to hold his elbow as Booker T gets to his feet, Booker now waits for Christian to get up and he see's him with his head down, he looks for the SCISSORS KICK but Christian moves out of the way and from behind now turning Booker T around into the UNPRETTIER!!! Booker T driven head first into the cover now 1..........2............3 Christian has a victory over an out of sorts Booker T!
Storm : That's a victory against America, Christian may not be the champion of all of Europe anymore but he represents their views...AMERICA SUCKS! Good night
(Storm drops the headset and joins Christian at the top of the aisle and they hold each others arms up as we go to a commercial)
[After this grudge match from last week, the camera's go backstage where we see the Franchise Shane Douglas about to be interviewed by Jonathan Coachman. Douglas has the European strap over his right shoulder]
Coach: You join me backstage where, The Franchise Shane Douglas has just arrived on Raw. First of all thank you Shane for letting me interview you.
Shane Douglas: Yeah listen Coach, I got people to see, things to Franchise... hurry it up...
Coach: Im sorry, sure, my first question is about your match tonight, Survivor Series is next week, and we have already heard from The Hulkster that he is having a hard time deciding on the 4 men to represent Raw.
Shane Douglas: You must have miss heard him, there are three spots he cant fill... he's got one spot filled
Coach: really how do you know this, and who is it?
Shane Douglas: Im talking about me moron, Im Hogan's obvious first pick, come on the Franchise.... the King of Raw, the European champion for nearly 3 months. Is that hard to work it out?.
Coach: Ok tonight ,you team with Taz a man that you have had more matches against than any other person. Yet you are teaming with him tonight to try and capture the tag team titles, Im dont quite see how you two are going to be able to function together as a team?
Shane Douglas: Listen there is no one in this company I respect more than Taz, we pushed each other to our own restraints in the Best of 5 Series. I wouldn't want to be teaming with anyone else for this match!
Coach: The Raw brand owner Hollywood Hulk Hogan, announced this match last week, but he only announced you and Taz as the third team on the weekend, he also hasn't shared any light on the stipulation of the match, could you hazard a guess at what the stip is?
Shane Douglas: Stipulation.. HA. Your talking to a man that has wrestled in more stipulations than you've had hot dinners. Hollywood cant spring anything on the Franchise, I've done it all... Anywhere falls, Cage match, First blood. Hell a few weeks ago me and Taz made history in the first ever Stairway to hell match. The stipulation does not concern me in the slightest, what does concern me is the Tag Team Championships, that myself and Taz are going to take tonight!, whether it be...
[Before Shane Douglas can finish his words we see a seven foot man come into the scene, its KANE, the fans explode. He has his Tag belt around his waist]
Kane: Plan on taking this do you Douglas?. I wouldn't count on it, only two men that's walking out of the main event with the tag straps are me and my brother. You are right though, no matter the stipulation Im still gonna kick your ass!
Shane Douglas: Just like you kicked my ass, when you had a shot at my Euro belt. Stop living in a dream world Kane, face facts your going in as a tag champ, your leaving as a FREAK!
[ Kane swings for Douglas, Coachman scarper's out of the way. We see the superstars roll about on the floor trying to get punches in at each other. After a few moments, 6 officials arrive at the scene to break the pair up]
Match 3
One on One
Rob Van Dam(IC & HC) Vs Sabu
King: We just saw a preview of the main event folks, Shane Douglas and Kane getting early blows in on each other. The Franchise is almost positive he is a part of the 4 men to represent Raw, he is also damn confident about winning the tag titles tonight.
Jr: I wouldnt like to say either way, as he said prior tonight it truly is anyone's match, no underdogs in the Main Event tonight!
(( MEANING OF LIFE - DISTURBED ))
[Sabu walks out wearing a pair of combat pants, his wrist are bandaged up ready for the match. Sabu gets to ringside an receive's a rough time from the crowds. Sabu gets in the ring, climbs a turnbuckle and points to the sky. After a few seconds he gets down and begins to prepare for the match]
JR: It's the first time we've seen all three members of the Revolution actually wrestle on Raw for a good three, maybe four weeks!. Heyman was so convinced his group were going to Revolution Raw, Heyman you cant even get them to turn up for the show HA!
King: Were about to see Rob Van Dam compete on Raw for the first time in 13 weeks, this is gonna be a hell of a match.
(( ONE OF A KIND!!! DURN DURN DURN DER DURN ))
[ Rob Van Dam walks out the fans are on their feet screaming for the fan favourite, he has the IC strap around his waist and the Hardcore title slung over his right shoulder. He gets to the very edge of the ramp, says he name will doing the thumb pose. RVD begins to walk down the ramp calmly, once down at the ring he jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. He takes both titles off and hands them to the referee]
King: Rvd the Inter-hardcore champion... HA... Inter-Hardcore champion seen what I did there JR?
JR: Yeah what you want an award or something?
(( BOOWWW WOW WOW WOW BOW WOW.... THE HULKSTER))
JR: What the hell, Hollywood Hulk Hogan is on his way out here, maybe his little talk with RVD will make a little more sense now...
Hollywood: Take it easy people, quiet just for a second. Now in the spirit of Survival, this match is going to be a survival. RVD like I said to you face to face, I aint got anything against you, Im doing this because of Vince. This match is not a single match up.... no no, you see, Rob Van Dam is the Intercontinental Champion, but he is also the Hardcore champion. Now if your sat there thinking big deal, The hardcore title is exclusive to Smackdown. Well The Hulkster has done his homework, and if one of the exclusive titles to on brand legally comes over to the other brand. It can be put on the line, and seeing as RVD can come to Raw, and seeing as he is the Hardcore champion, this match is now for the HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!. What' cha you gonna do Vinnie boy? What' cha you gonna do when Hulkamania gets one over ya..... HA HA
[Hollywood walks off the stage, leaving his very own bombshell for Raw and more importantly Vince McMahon]
King: Can he do this JR? Hardcore championship match on the Raw brand?
JR: I guess so, he's said he's checked out the legality of the matter. This title match is on!. The referee is bringing the Hardcore championship back into the ring, he's showing that this match is for the title. The bell sounds, this match has gone from a simple one on one match to a Hardcore match with RVD's title on the line!. RVD and Sabu lock up, as Terri discussed with Van Dam earlier these two men know each other back to front, a lot of history shared between these two men. Rvd with an IRISH WHIP out of the deadlock into the far corner of the ring, Van Dam looking to keep the offence alive, went for a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE, Sabu ducked, RVD jumps onto the middle rope, uses the middle rope as a spring board.... KARATE KICK TO CHEST OF SABU. Sabu falls against the ropes, Van Dam goes for the run up.... Sabu fell, pulling the ropes down, sending RVD clean over the top rope. This match is going outside already!. Sabu now getting out of the ring, gets Van Dam's head, bounces it off the security rail at ringside. Sabu WHIPS RVD INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!. Sabu makes the cover 1...............2............ The current Hardcore champion gets a shoulder up, imagine if Sabu were to win the Hardcore championship tonight, imagine how P*SSED OFF Vince would be! Sabu not giving up, he's got Van Dam's legs.... possible submission move.... SLING SHOT INTO THE STEEL POST!. Sabu using the steel post like a tag partner using it to weaken RVD down, Sabu now has some electrical cables that are all around ringside for the camera's. Sabu WRAPPING THE WIRE AROUND RVD's NECK!. I guess it could be worse, Sabu is known for wrapping barbed wire around his opponents, mind you he does it to himself aswell! RVD's is gasping for breathe now, Sabu throws Van Dam's shoulders down on the mat, the wires are still around his neck 1.........2........ NO... Some how RVD kicks out. Sabu is getting inpatient, he's gone to once side of te ring, he's looking under the ring covers. This may give RVD the time he needs to recover, Sabu still looking under the ring, what's he brought out? Sabu is bringing out a trash can, RVD is almost to his feet. Sabu is taking the trash can over to Rob Van Dam... SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE TRASH CAN. That flattened Sabu! RVD has picked up the trash can lid, WHACK OVER SABU's FORE HEAD!... ANOTHER SHOT TO THE HEAD.. Van Dam throws the lid away, he makes a pin attempt on Sabu 1.......2..... Not quite enough, Sabu gets a shoulder up. Rob Van Dam, rolls Sabu into the ring.
King: Ohhh man, I want some more hardcore action, ohh wait, Van Dam looking under the ring, he's thrown in a road sign and a fire extinguisher! RVD rolls into the ring, picks up the fire extinguisher, he's waiting for Sabu to get up... DAAAAAYUUUM RVD nearly took Sabu's head off, what's he doing now, he's got the hose, he's set the extinguisher off... RVD COVERING SABU WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER. I cant see a damn thing, the ring is completely covered in the stuff. Oh wait I can see the ref, now I can see Van Dam, he's picked up the road sign. He's thrown it into the fog... VAN DAMINATOR!!! Well at least I guess that's what happened. Cant we get some fans down there to blow the stuff away... I can see the ref's hand counting a pin.... was it 3?.... come one camera men do your job.. NO... the match isn't over... Rvd didnt get the pin. He's going up top... Sabu is still down.... F......I.......V.....E.. STAR FROG SPLA.... SABU MOVED AT THE LAST MOMENT. Sabu rolls out of the ring, he's coughing from the foam from the extinguisher. RVD out of the ring also... he's walking over to Sabu, but Sabu is up un-expected.... Sabu charges at RVD... goes to clothesline him into the crowd... RVD with a back body drop INTO THE CROWD!. Van Dam up on the security barrier, he;s chanting along with the fans doing his thumb pose... MISSLE DROP KICK TO SABU!. Van Dam goes for the cover 1...............2......... Sabu kicks out. Both men back up, Sabu pushes RVD deeper into the crowd, they are near a stair well, Sabu just ripped the fire exit sign of the wall, he just CLOUTED VAN DAM WITH THE SIGN!. You knows that a potential health and safety, we could get in trouble for this, "please go to your nearest fire exit" those people over there wont know where to go!. Sabu now, reaches for RVD, hocks up.... SUPLEX ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
JR: You just now that hurt both Sabu and Rob Van Dam!. Sabu slow to make the cover 1.......2...... Van Dam gets the shoulder up. Both men get to their feet pretty slowly Sabu takes a drink of some guys beer, he throws the rest in RVD's face. RUNNING BULLDOG TO RVD!. Sabu with another cover 1..........2..... RVD KICKS OUT!. Sabu is getting enraged, he's talking RVD up that stair well, what the hell is going on here. Sabu and Van Dam are on a balcony, Sabu hammering away at Van Dam. RVD hitting back with some of his own punches. OH MY GOD... ROB VAN DAM JUST CLOTHESLINED SABU OFF THE BALCONY ONTO A GROUP OF FANS!. Security have surrounded Sabu now, they've moved the fans back from Sabu. If it werent for the fans Sbau would be in a real bad way, he may be pretty bad now. What a minute what the hell is Van Dam doing?. He's climbing over the other side of the railings of the balcony. Van Dam it aint worth it... He's signalling for it....F......I......V.....E..... STAR FROG SPLASH off a 20 feet high balcony... that has to be it 1..........2...........3.. RVD retains the title!. Listen to the chants King.
[After this gob smacking move the whole arena breaks out into " E C DUB" chants]
King: That was simply mad, I think we'll remember the time RVD wrestled on Raw for a long time to come!
[After this match we go backstage to Hollywood Hulk Hogan's office, he is looking through some paperwork, behind him we see a board with pictures of Brock Lesnar, Kane, Undertaker, Shane Douglas, Taz, Kurt Angle, Sabu, Leviathan, Diamond Dallas Page. The big title on the board reads.." Team Raw for Survivor Series". Obviously Hollywood is having trouble picking the four men to enter into Survivor Series Main event. Just then there's a knock at the door, in walks Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, and Paul Heyman... moments later we see Shane McMahon walk into the room]
Hollywood: Gentlemen come in please. I've asked to see you just to make sure we understand each other. Well more to the point you play by rules, when your on my time!
Chris Benoit: Im not staying here to listen to this crap, Lets get out of here Shane.
Hollywood: Benoit Im speaking directly to each one of you, so you will stay here and listen to what I've got to say!. Last week you three attacked me, whether I got involved with you is besides the point. I was doing the right thing.... you Angle... you were screwing with my Main event. Benoit you had no business attacking me, and neither did you Lesnar.
Paul Heyman: My client...
Hollywood: Your client is 5 seconds from being suspended without pay if you say one more DAMN WORD!
[ Heyman steps back, all of the men in the room stand up and take notice of Hollywood]
Hollywood: Im sure you all heard what I said at the start of the night, and I do truly mean it.... IT'S TRUE.... ITS DAMN TRUE!. I don't care whether your part of my brand, or respectfully part of McMahon's Smackdown brand. Monday night's are my night's, the Raw brand is my house and you will stay in my house under my conditions!.
[Kurt is miffed to say the least that Hogan is using his phrases, he starts pacing up and down the room]
Hollywood: There is just one other thing... Chris you made a bold statement last week about Raw and my ability or lack there of... to book huge main events. Well in just a few moment, your new found chum Kurt Angle will team with Brock Lesnar, to face the tag champs Kane, The Undertaker and Shane Douglas, Taz. I've made some damn history since being the owner of Raw, well im going to make some more tonight, the main event for the WWE Tag Team titles, is gonna be a TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH!. TLC for the first time ever in this company. Hows that for big? Benoit? that HUGE enough for you?. Get out of my room all of you.
Paul Heyman: I have to object in the highest of respect Mr. Hogan, if you want my client to be in any fit shape to represent your brand at Survivor Series you will retract this stipulation.
Hollywood: Have I named my final 4? I don't think so dude?... baaaa bye!.
[ Hollywood gets up, escorts everyone out of the room then closes the door]
King: Table's Ladders and Chairs for the first time ever JR. Hogan's right he's breaking records faster than we can make em!
JR: This is going to be off the chart
WWE Tag Team Championships
Triple Threat Tag
T.L.C Match
Kane / Undertaker (Tag Champs) vs Brock Lesnar / Kurt Angle vs Shane Douglas / Taz
JR : Can you believe this folks!! Were six days until the Survivor Series where Raw will battle Smackdown in a best of the brands showdown but before that six of our top athletes are facing each other in Sadistic's first ever Tables Ladders and Chairs Match right here after Hogan our Raw brand owner dropped the bombshell a little earlier in the night! If we haven't had enough bombshells dropped over the past week!
King : JR, I can't wait for Survivor Series, it's going to be a first, a new experience Raw taking on Smackdown in the ring, but look here tonight, a first in WWE Sadistic, a T.L.C Match!! The WWE ring crew have set the ring area with the weaponry, tables placed up against the barracades, Ladders in the aisle way and chairs propped up against the ring apron, this is going to be exactly what its all about in the WWE, it's going to be SADISTIC!!
((( BOOM!! - DONG - DEADMAN WALKING )))
JR : And first out here are the Tag Team Champions, Kane and The Undertaker, The Brothers of Destruction, the champions have the right to choose when they enter and they chose first, looks like they want a feel of this new environment as they both walk around the Ladders and climb into the ring and Kane raises his arms and brings them down with a huge BOOM!! and pyro's explode from the turnbuckles as now both men look at their tag titles hanging high above the ring...
((( KISS - WAR MACHINE )))
King : Here comes Taz now with a black towel hanging over his head as he walks through the orange light, and now following out is Shane Douglas with the European Title belt over his shoulder, they get to the ring area and circle the ring as we await team number three...
((( Der Der YOU SUCK! Der Der YOU SUCK! *Kurt Angle* )))
JR : Here comes the first most celebrated real athlete in WWE history, Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle, just ashame there wasnt any TLC Matches in the Olympics, Kurt now gets masses of You Suck chants as he stands in the aisle and throws up his arms and his pyro's explode but then fade into his partners music and he looks a bit annoyed...
((( NEXT BIG THING - BROCK LESNAR )))
King : Here comes another former European Champion, and the future of the WWE Brock Lesnar, forming a formidabble team with Kurt, this team actually beat Kane and The Undertaker a few weeks back in a non title match up. as now Brock and Heyman get level with Kurt in the aisle and now Heyman stays where he is as Brock and Kurt run past the tables and ladders and slide in the ring Were Underway folks!
JR : Brock now going after Kane and Kurt Angle going after The Undertaker, both are a fist fight in the ring and The Brothers seem to getting the better so far but now in slide Douglas and Taz, and Taz helps Kurt and Douglas helps Brock. Brock and Douglas hammer away at Kane with kicks and chops to his chest and shots to his knee's and Taz and Kurt similar tactics on The Undertaker and The Brothers are reeling at the ropes, in tandem four men look like they are Irish whipping two men all though it is two seperate two on one attacks, Kane and Undertaker hit the ropes and come back with tandem Double Clothesline knockdowns! and four men are down! all four pop back up though and now Kane runs at Taz and clotheslines him back down, up gets Douglas he runs at Kane but Undertaker with a GOOZLE catching him by the throat but now Kurt from behind with kicks to knee's breaking it up as now Brock runs at Kane and forces him back into the corner with a rugby tackle and now shoulder barges in the corner. Undertaker now is having his legs worked on by Kurt Angle as he locks in a side lock lock...yep in a TLC Match folks! and now Brock pulls Kane out of the corner and BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD out of the corner. Meanwhile now Douglas and Taz have rolled outside and are folding up a ladder in the aisle and shove it inside the ring,
King : Taz and Douglas now hold both ends of the ladder in the ring and run at Brock and knock him down with a clothesline action, and now they wait for Kurt to get up, they run at him but he ducks out of the way and now from behind he runs at it with a Dropkick and both men are sent flying tumbling over the ropes, the ladder with them! Kane and Undertaker now gingerly up as Kane rolls out of the ring and Undertaker knocks down Kurt with a clothesline. Kane now rolls a chair into the ring to The Undertaker as Kane now sets up a table on the outside. Undertaker now looks down at the chair and waits for Kurt to get up as he signals for TOMBSTONE. Kurt now lifted up, gonna be driven onto that chair but no he wriggles down the back of Taker and into a takedown from behind as Taker lands on his belly and his legs on the chair, as Kurt lifts up Takers knee now and smashes back down onto that chair! and Kurt again! Undertaker is writhing as Kurt picks the chair up and starts smashing it against Takers legs! as now Brock is back up but Douglas and Taz pull him to the outside underb the bottom rope as Kane rolls back in the ring to help out his brother, Kane now brawling with Kurt with rights and lefts as Douglas and Taz hammer away at Brock and now on the outside DOUBLE SUPLEX!!! onto that thin mat support to Brock ouch!
JR : Douglas and Taz now working well as a team, even though they have been bitter enemies in the past, Douglas now is instructing Taz to bring Brock over to the table on the outside and now Douglas has Brock kick to the gut and POWERBOMB no...Brock with a Backdrop sending Douglas through a table and now Brock burts at Taz with a SPEAR into the steel steps!! Brock like a raging bull as he now looks into the ring where Kurt is just being given a sidewalk slam by Kane, Kane now leaving the ring through the ropes to go up top for his Flying Clothesline but Brock has a chair and CRACK!! across kane's spine! as now Brock pulls Kane off the apron onto his shoulders and F5 ON THE OUTSIDE!!! Brock is leaving carnage on the outside as Undertaker and Kurt Angle gingerly get up in the ring!. Brock now walks around the ring to the bottom of the aisle way and he sets up a table and whats this? another table on top of it? Brock now tosses another table into the ring, a chair and two ladders, what does his sick mind have planned folks? Brock now grabs up The Undertaker straight away for an F5 but he counters it by landing on his feet infront of Lesnar staright into a HUGE DDT!! Both men are down but whoa! Undertaker sitting up now, vintage Deadman as he see's a groggy Angle get up he grabs his arm and twists it around and shouts out
UT : OLD SCHOOL!!
King : Undertaker climbing the ropes and now walking the ropes and jumping off knocking down Angle! as now Taz and Douglas both somehow crawl back into the ring. Brock is down in the ring, Kane is down on the outside, Kurt is down in the ring, Undertaker is groggy on his feet and Taz and Douglas just starting to stir through the carnage as Undertaker sets up one of the ladders and tries to climb up to retain the gold, he's inching his way up but now Douglas is up and he's using punches to slow down The Undertaker! but Taker is fighting away but wait heres Taz! he's climbing up the side of the ladder where The Undertaker is, he's almost on Undertakers back here, and look he also has a chair what the hell? TAZMISSION!! on Takers back on top of that ladder using the aid of the chair! as now Douglas inching towards the belts, he's there, he's touching them but OOH Brock is up and LOW BLOW to Douglas as now Brock pulls Douglas off the ladder into a POWERBOMB! and now Undertaker still in the Tazmission but he's out cold, he's lost his grip on the ladder and he's fell backwards whilst in the Tazmission aided by that chair and fell 10 feet with all his weight onto poor little Taz!! Brock now looks around, he and Kurt are both up, stirring around and the ladder is set up in the ring and now they are both climbing, to the crowds shergrin and now they are inching towards the belts, the fans dont like this one bit, but look! Kane is back in the ring! Kane has the ring steps! and now he throws them at the ladder and the ladder tipples one way and then another with both men on it but still upright but now Kane picks up the steps again and runs with them and charges the ladder down and Brock and Kurt fall crotch first on the ropes and fall then to the outside of the ring!
JR : Kane now pulls the ladder back up and everyone is down....Kane is going to retain the WWE Tag Team Titles......Kane is going towards the belts but what the heck, Douglas just managed with all the strength he had left to summon the energy to topple that damn ladder over and it toppled backwards and BACKWARDS and Kane went over the ropes and through the two stacked tables!! OH MY GOD!!
Fans
HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!
King : Kane has gotta be broken in half, all 6 men are down now folks, tables have been broken, chairs bent, ring steps shattered, bodies brutalized and we still have yet to determine a winner! Douglas now is helping himself up by the ropes, what in the hell else can happen in this match? Douglas is stumbling across the ring and he looks out of the ring and see's Kane crumpled up in tables, he looks to the other side and see's Kurt Angle and Brock on the outside holding their unmentionables but looking to get back in the ring but now Douglas runs at the ropes and JUMPS THROUGH THE ROPES taking down both Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar like a missile! Meanwhile in the ring, Undertaker is getting up and he's grabbing up a ladder that is lying on the ropes, he props it up in the middle of the ring, he now grabs Taz and just tosses him out of the ring through the ropes and follows outside, Undertaker sets up Taz and CHOKE SLAM! Right into the front row at ringside! I don't think thats ever been done before, and now Taker grabbing another table here and tossing it inside the ring, Taker now making sure the ladder is safe to climb but now Douglas is back inside and he has a steel chair with him, he's spent and can hardly walk but he catches The Undertaker with a CHAIR SHOT to the head! and now Undertaker falls to the canvas!
JR : This is truly Sadistic and now Douglas setting up the chair, and he pulls up another chair from the corner of the ring and sets that up too, I think we know what he's looking for, Douglas pulls The Undertaker and PITTSBURGH PLUNGE!!! straight through those chairs on The Undertaker! Douglas now looks down on The Undertaker who's crippled after that, but now from behind back into the ring comes Kurt Angle and RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX and Douglas goes flying into that Ladder that was standing verticalin the ring! Kurt now pulls the crumpled chairs from The Undertaker and looks down at him....he pulls down his straps of his ring attire and ANKLE LOCK!!! Undertaker is screaming in pain as now Kurt is cranking on the pain, but now Kane what the hell? he's back in the ring, gingerly an all but he's cut off at the path by Brock Lesnar who's also back inside as Brock now with right hands but Kane blocks and now Irish whip at the ropes, he comes back and BIG BOOT!! Kane now turns his attention to Kurt and breaks up The Ankle Lock with a GOOZLE grabbing Kurt by the throat, Kurt is gonna go for the ride but now Kurt kicking out of it with shots to the knee's and now Kurt with a go behind and ANGLE SLAM on Kane onto the Ladder! Brock and Kurt now are the only two men standing as Taz has been Choke Slammed in the front row...Undertaker has been given the Pittsburgh Plunge and The Ankle Lock.....Kane was given a hellacious Angle Slam on the Ladder and Shane Douglas got Suplexed right into that standing ladder. Kurt now kicking Undertaker out of the ring as Brock pulls up Douglas and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, Brock now pulls Kane up off the crumpled ladder and Irish whips him into Douglas but Douglas moves out of the way and Kane hits the turnbuckle.
King : Brock now telling Kurt to grab the crumpled Ladder and run at Kane with it, Kurt picks it up and charges at Kane but Kane ducks and Angle ends up tossing the Ladder out of the ring making a thud on the set of ring steps that haven't been involved, kane now out of the corner with a kick to the gut to Kurt Angle and POWERBOMB onto the hard mat and OH MY GOD!! Kurt Angle was sent through the canvas!! KURT GOT DRILLED!!! there is a hole in the canvas by the ropes at the side of the ring where Kurt was drilled as Kane looks down at the damage Brock grabs Kane by the hair and uses it to assist a devastating NECKBREAKER, Kane now is writhing and now Brock is attacked by Douglas but Brock ducks out of the way and Brock kicks Douglas in the midsection and now lifts him up on his shoulders, looking for an Electric Chair Drop but he doesn't realise Douglas can almost reach the belts, he's touching the belts....Douglas has a hold of the belts here, Brock lets go and Douglas is swinging by the ring holding the belts but Brock pulls up a crumpled Ladder quickly and he starts SMASHING it into the ribs of Douglas, will he come crashing down with those tag title belts or not? Brock crashing the ladder into Douglas gut and he falls...WITHOUT THE BELTS and he falls OH MY GOD he falls into the hole in the ring where Kurt fell but luckily for Kurt he has since crawled out of there to safety, but there wasn't anything sfae about that landing for Douglas and now the belts are swinging as Brock leaves the ring and sets up another Ladder, Brock inches his way up it, Undertaker, Kane, Douglas, Taz, Angle now all in the ring again helping themselves up by the ropes as they look up at Brock, Brock is on his way, Brock is touching the titles, can he win them for himself and Kurt Angle...Brock has a grip...HE GOT THEM!!! Brock grabbed the titles!!! Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle won this match! What a supreme effort by all six men and eventually on this night, in Sadistic T.L.C Brock and Kurt Angle walk away with the gold!
[The Hulkatron comes on, we see Hollywood sitting in his chair backstage in his office]
Hollywood: Gentlemen congratulations on the biggest main event in history of Raw, it was spectacular!. But I have announcement to make, and it needs to be done now. After long thought and consideration, I have decided the four superstars to represent this brand. In alphabetical order... Kurt Angle...., Kane, Brock Lesnar, and the Undertaker!. Thank you and good night!
[The transmission ends, the scene goes to the ring where we see Paul Heyman celebrating with Angle and Brock]
OOC Message from |S|T|U|:
Just like to say well done to majority of people, the rps were of a very high standard. Even thought something like 12 out of the 14 that were carded rped, I don't think the rating will reflect the actually effort. The two people that did not roleplay, I will not be carding you again unless you contact me. Im not letting the ratings be affected when this could have been a brilliant rating.
Just one other thing, Under taker not roleplay is my fault, he told me last week he would not be able to rp. But it completely slipped my mind, so I have already said this t Kev and Brendan, but apologise to you both, my fault you lost the tag titles. I will try some how try and compensate you in some way or form, but also well done Brendan for that stonker of an rp, possibly your best yet. Glad you made such an effort even though you knew you werent going to win, well done once again. Also like to say well done to RVD, and everyone else in general as I said rps were of a very high standard. Keep it up for Survivor Series next week, RAW WILL WIN IT!